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/sci/ humour thread
XDDDd lol

>> No.11730506

>>11730486
lol

>> No.11730537

>>11730506
Yes, very funny lol

>> No.11730539

>>11730486
Could someone explain it, because I dont know the maths.

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>> No.11730568

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki'

I need all the help I need because I suck at math and need to solve a really easy task.

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>> No.11730632

>>11730539
F^-1(x) is the inverse function of x

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Oh noooo. And it makes sense! Oh nooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BclyVYo0Tc

>> No.11730661

>>11730486
dumb, but funny

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>>11730646

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Bump

>> No.11731241

The frequency of bad jokes on this board

Hertz.

>> No.11731315

Why did Maxwell watch so much TV? To keep up with current events.

>> No.11731327

>>11731315
to poison his brain with fake news

>> No.11731369

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>> No.11731445

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>> No.11731462

>>11731448
Oh boi

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>> No.11731502

>>11731469
How were these ever things

>> No.11731530

>>11731469
Fuck, that Hertz.

>> No.11731972

>>11731114
Yes I'd like that coffee, mommy

>> No.11732230

>>11731437
The worst thing to come out of Reddit is the stupid "Edit:", I now see it everywhere, even on Youtube comments, and all for the same "Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes, kind strander XD"

>> No.11732269

>>11731418
/tv/ has 80 IQ and /sci/ and /lit/ are both 110 IQ midwits.

>> No.11732282

>>11731437
Incredibly based.
>>11732230
Reddit didn't invent marking your edits with edit:.

>> No.11732302

>>11731502
That is unironically reddit-tier humor from the early 2010's. That's how.

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>> No.11732488

>>11732282
The english did not invent islam, yet they popularize it

>> No.11732551

>>11732488
Reddit did not popularize marking your edits. That's been a thing since pre-internet.

>> No.11732639

>>11730548
Also 1x1 + 1x1

>> No.11732761

>>11731448
dear pesky plumbers
Koopalings and i have taken over the mushroom kingdom
thank you sir

>> No.11732939

>>11732230
You're literally being rent free at this point

>> No.11733149

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11733923

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>>11731469

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>> No.11735525

>>11730540
thank you based zuki

>> No.11735536

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>>11730486
le funny xkcd man comic of the week

>> No.11736839

>>11731469
Oh god, you sent me back in 2012 when 9gag wasn't full of Karens and I was still finding this funny. Don't go to grad school people, stay dumb and happy

>> No.11738069

>>11735600
>2×3=5
I've actually done this in an exam and the professor removed as many marks as he could. It was in the last line when I was calculating the result and it was obvious that my mind sliped. What a massive faggot...

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>>11730486
/his/ reporting in, virology is science I guess.

>> No.11739074

>>11736839
>Don't go to grad school people, stay dumb and happy
I tried that, now I'm 29, stuck in a teenager-level minimum wage job and overcompensate by reading a huge number of popscience and midwit philosophy books and shitposting on /lit/, /his/ and /sci/. Don't listen to this guy. You'll be depressed and disillusioned no matter what, might as well make good money.

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>>11730486

>> No.11741569

>>11730540
Thank you based zuki

>> No.11741847

>>11738649
>Believing China's numbers

>> No.11742666

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki'

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>>11730486

>> No.11743490

>>11731429
i should have read this as a teenager

>> No.11743542

>>11743299
CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

>> No.11743550

>>11731421
chuckled

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>>11732761
U got me chuckling like a fucking moron, good job.

>> No.11744082

>>11738069
If you can't do simple things like this in exam situations, how can the prof be sure you get it right when you work on a propulsion system?
You engineers often forget that you'll be working on highly life-threatening projects. We need to make sure you're not making these kind of mistakes.

>> No.11744116

>>11739074
>might as well make good money.
Then you agree not to go to grad school?

>> No.11744288

>>11735600
is Randall Munroe genuinely retarded?

>> No.11744332

>>11730540
thanks you based 'zuki

>> No.11744439

>>11744082
engineers often stress the importance of redundancy, too. small mistakes like that seldom make their way through the cracks

>> No.11744456

>>11730548
Such a normie one.

>> No.11744457

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki'

>> No.11744469

>>11731429
Btw did jannies ban this? Haven't seen one in like weeks. Most entertaining thread on sci.

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>> No.11744479

>>11731437
With these things how even a company operate?

>> No.11744676

>>11731421
I loled, only great one so far

>> No.11744729

>>11744474
I fucking love science

Edit: Holy shit my most (You)'d shitpost. Chill out guys
Edit2: Thanks for taking my gold virginity guys tehe

>> No.11745237

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11746887

>>11731114
>that disgusting cellulitis on her thighs

disgusting

>> No.11747078

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11747284

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>>11730486
Let's keep this thread going.

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Some medical researcher rediscovered the trapezoidal rule and tried to name it after herself

>> No.11750750

>>11746887
low test no breeding instinct

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>>11746887

>> No.11750816

>>11750644
kek

>> No.11750962

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11751072

>>11750644
>50 atm of ethylene and 25 atm of oxygen
holy fuck

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>> No.11751098

>>11750644
The absolute madlad

>> No.11751123

>>11750747
Medical school creates a mental illness

>> No.11751156

>>11750747
it's worse than that. they essential invented numeric integration without knowing what integration was. and it was published after peer-review failed to point out they were imbeciles, indicating the peers weren't worth a damn either.

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>> No.11751254

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>>11750747
>>11751156
it gets even worse, pic related

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>>11751693
continued

>> No.11751719

>>11731469
classic

>> No.11751831

>>11751695
Ohhh, it's a woman. Never knew that.

>> No.11751925

>>11751831
then you are even dumber than Tai herself

>> No.11751941

>>11735600
I get what he's going for

>> No.11751948

>>11731421
so what's the figure in no. 6? It keeps disappearing too quickly

>> No.11751959

>>11751948
it's a duck

>> No.11751984

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11751989

>>11751925
:-(

>> No.11752223

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11752227

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11752229

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>> No.11752245

>>11730548
>>11730486
go back to normiebook you brainlets

>> No.11752253

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11752310

>>11751695
>they're not trapezoids
>they're small triangles and rectangles
>it's totally different

>> No.11752480

>>11732230
>Why yes I've never been on OG internet forums in the early 2000s where everyone was using "EDIT:", how could you tell?

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>> No.11752896

>>11752241
>Vlogger/YouTuber
Yeah, and we see this effect here: >>11743223

>> No.11752923

>>11751695
>Because Tai's model is based on the calculations of individual squares and triangles, its precision is obviously absolute.
numerical analysts eternally btfo

>> No.11753146

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11753337

>>11751079
how dare you constrain my gender interactions to a monoid

>> No.11753880

>>11731433

I had a cheeky giggle

>> No.11753907

>>11752817

Left: Grothendieck; Right: Weil & Co.

>> No.11753915

>>11730540
Thank you based 'zuki', death to scholze.

>> No.11754062

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11754074

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

>> No.11754078

>>11731421
I'm dead.

>> No.11754083

>>11731448
Is this satire?

>> No.11754090

>>11750644
Now THIS is science!

>> No.11754093

>>11731421
This one is a killer.

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>>11750747
>it has 390 citations

>> No.11754487

>>11754083
It's still up
https://www.researchgate.net/post/how_many_operations_are_available_in_graphs

>> No.11754536

>>11754487
>how_many
But the most recent answer is dated April 15, 2015.
Why are not the experts on /sci chiming in with less outdated info?

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>>11730486

>> No.11754561

>>11731448
this looks weird to me and i do not understand it.

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>>11752240
Very wholesome

>> No.11754588

>>11731429
this is sadly, truly a /sci/-themed humor. quality tho

>> No.11754607

>>11730486
wouldn't that work better with fog and gof ?

>> No.11754616

>>11754607
this is shitty on purpose. note the xddd lol

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>tfw electron
>personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it
>be usual smart but lazy lepton
>my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ"
>don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore
>dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster
>get bullied by chadrons nonstop.
>don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction
>be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before
>see cute baryon hanging out with her friends.
>solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3
>mentally picture her performing electron capture on me
>think about life together as a neutron
>try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves
>tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her
>suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in
>literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly
>he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a fucking hydrocarbon while he's seeing her
>bonds are weak singular but being a fucking organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is fucking replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards
>it's not fucking fair

i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point

>> No.11754635

>>11754628
this reminds me of neil sinhababu's paper "divine fine tuning vs electrons in love"
https://philpapers.org/archive/SINFAP.pdf

>> No.11754638

>>11730540
thank you based 'zuki

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>> No.11754762

>>11730540
thank you based zuki

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>> No.11754869

>>11752241
source pls, I cannot understand what the %ages stand for

>> No.11754896

>>11752817
science is due a paradigm shift i think. it is more pedagogically sound for foundational theories to reflect what we learned about neural networks.

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>> No.11754950

>>11754840
>observe a quantum phenomenon by throwing a fucking EM at it

>> No.11754955

>>11732230
how else can you update a singular post on a forum you jackel