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AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS ON AMERICAN ROCKETS FROM AMERICAN SOIL EDITION
THIS IS THE FIRST MANNED ORBITAL SPACE LAUNCH FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE 2011

Launch time: Wednesday, May 27 4:33:31 PM EDT / 20:33:31 UTC (24 HOURS FROM THIS POST!)
Joint SpaceX / NASA livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aymrnzianf0 (coverage begins 4 hours before launch)

Probability of violating weather constraints: 40% (https://www.patrick.af.mil/Portals/14/Weather/Falcon%209%20Dragon%20Crew%20Demo-2%20L-1%20Day%20Forecast%20-%2027%20May%20Launch.pdf?ver=2020-05-26-075051-140))
Backup launch date: Saturday, May 30 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC & Sunday, May 31 3:00 PM EDT / 19:00 UTC
Launch pad: LC-39A, Kennedy Space Center, Florida (East coast of the United States)
Falcon 9 first stage booster number: B1058.0
Falcon 9 first stage booster landing: Yes, on autonomous spaceport droneship ‘Of Course I Still Love You’
Payload: Crew Dragon (C206.0) with two American NASA astronauts onboard (Doug Hurley, Bob Behnken)
Payload mass: >9,525 kg
Destination & orbit: International Space Station; ~400 km @ 51.64°

Commercial Crew Press Kit: https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/commercialcrew_press_kit.pdf

This launch will support Expedition 63 on the Space Station.
>https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/expeditions/expedition63/index.html

Mission animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZlzYzyREAI
Demo-1 mission (unmanned Crew Dragon) recap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-wBgsf8jWY

Read more about this launch and the NASA commercial crew program:
>https://www.spacex.com/launches/
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/dm2/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_Dragon_Demo-2
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/ccp-press-kit/main.html

Stats:
This will be the 52nd landed first stage, and 86th Falcon 9 launch. It is the 8th SpaceX launch of 2020.

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QUICK RUNDOWN:
In 2011, the Space Shuttle was retired. This ended American manned access to space. Ever since, NASA has been paying the Russians to launch American astronauts on Soyuz rockets. In 2014, NASA selected two commercial partners—SpaceX and Boeing—to develop manned launch systems for a ‘Commercial Crew’ program. The idea was to replace government-operated space launch systems with commercial alternatives, through a public-private partnership. Eventually, NASA will be one customer of many for buying manned launch services from both Boeing and SpaceX, and other companies too.
This launch, Demo-2, is SpaceX’s final major test of their Dragon 2 capsule for this NASA commercial contract. If successful, it means that SpaceX will have a fully certified system to deliver NASA astronauts to space. Furthermore, this launch signifies the return of America’s capability to deliver humans into space, something which has not been possible for nine years. Demo-2 is also the first instance of a privately-owned company launching humans into orbit, and the first manned launch of a truly new spacecraft since Columbia and STS-1 in 1981.
Most importantly, this launch is the beginning of a new commercial age of manned spaceflight. Its importance cannot be understated.
Lastly, when the last shuttle left the International Space Station in 2011, the crew left behind a small American flag. The flag was only to be returned to earth by the next American crew on an American rocket to visit the station. This acted as sort of a ‘race’ between the two commercial crew partners, Boeing and SpaceX, to see who could get the flag first. If Demo-2 is successful, SpaceX will have finally captured the flag.

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BOEING BTFO

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Crew Biographies:

Doug Hurley: https://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/biographies/douglas-g-hurley/biography
>Hurley will be the spacecraft commander for Demo-2, responsible for activities such as launch, landing and recovery
Prior space flights:
>STS‐127 (July 2009)
>STS‐135 (July 2011); the final Space Shuttle flight, and the flight that left the ‘flag’ on the International Space Station

Bob Behnken: https://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/biographies/robert-l-behnken/biography
>Behnken will be the joint operations commander for the mission, responsible for activities such as rendezvous, docking and undocking, as well as Demo-2 activities while the spacecraft is docked to the space station
Prior space flights:
>STS-123 (March 2008)
>STS-130 (February 2010)

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Mission Timeline:

Hour/Min/Sec Events

COUNTDOWN
-04:15:00 Crew weather brief
-04:05:00 Crew handoff
-04:00:00 Suit donning and checkouts
-03:22:00 Crew Walk Out from Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building
-03:15:00 Crew Transportation to Launch Complex 39A
-02:55:00 Crew arrives at pad
-02:35:00 Crew ingress
-02:20:00 Communication check
-02:15:00 Verify ready for seat rotation
-02:14:00 Suit leak checks
-01:55:00 Hatch close
-00:45:00 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for propellant load
-00:42:00 Crew access arm retracts
-00:37:00 Dragon launch escape system is armed
-00:35:00 RP-1 (rocket grade kerosene) loading begins
-00:35:00 1st stage LOX (liquid oxygen) loading begins
-00:16:00 2nd stage LOX loading begins
-00:07:00 Falcon 9 begins engine chill prior to launch
-00:05:00 Dragon transitions to internal power
-00:01:00 Command flight computer to begin final prelaunch checks
-00:01:00 Propellant tank pressurization to flight pressure begins
-00:00:45 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for launch
-00:00:03 Engine controller commands engine ignition sequence to start
-00:00:00 Falcon 9 liftoff

LAUNCH, LANDING AND DRAGON DEPLOYMENT
+00:00:58 Max Q (moment of peak mechanical stress on the rocket)
+00:02:33 1st stage main engine cutoff (MECO)
+00:02:36 1st and 2nd stages separate
+00:02:44 2nd stage engine starts
+00:07:15 1st stage entry burn
+00:08:47 2nd stage engine cutoff (SECO-1)
+00:08:52 1st stage entry burn
+00:09:22 1st stage landing
+00:12:00 Crew Dragon separates from 2nd stage
+00:12:46 Dragon nosecone open sequence begins

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This is the first NASA launch with the old ‘worm’ logo since 1992

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/the-worm-is-back

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Docking will occur on Thursday, May 28, at 11:30 AM EDT / 15:30 UTC

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The astronauts travel in Tesla Model X vehicles out to the pad. The spacesuits are an in-house design by SpaceX. It is similar to the older ACES or Sokol designs in its function as a vacuum-capable life-support system, but not being able to function as an EVA suit.

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Undocking and ocean splashdown will occur at time yet determined, but no later than 114 days after liftoff due to Crew Dragon solar array limitations

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Godspeed Bob and Doug! Go Falcon 9, go Crew Dragon!

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LC-39A is the same pad where the Apollo missions, and most of the Shuttle missions, lifted off from.

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absolutely, undeniably so

>> No.11714826 [DELETED] 

Why did NASA ditch the worm in the first place

>> No.11714827 [DELETED] 

>>11714818
That's a real nice picture, SpaceX has good aesthetics.

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>> No.11714837 [DELETED] 

>>11714818
So glad they brought back the worm logo.

>> No.11714840 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Shouldn't OP wait until noon EST Wednesday to make this thread?

>> No.11714841 [DELETED] 

>>11714826
Probably became too associated with 70s NASA.

>> No.11714842 [DELETED] 

>>11714826
allegations

>> No.11714859 [DELETED] 

>>11714829
a very sexy ICBM

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For any anons joining us for the launch, please ask any questions you may have; someone will gladly answer them. I know for many of my irl friends, they had no idea that America was this close towards launching humans again—or that we couldn't launch humans for nine years in the first place!

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Probability violating weather constraints as of this morning.

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>>11714775
what are the chances of subsequent seppuku?

>> No.11714892 [DELETED] 

dry dress rehearsal b-roll footage. A good indicator of what to expect tomorrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHjMUP_Vq7s
Shame that Günter Wendt isn't alive to see this.

>> No.11714893 [DELETED] 

anyone have pics of the toilet and the curtain?

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>> No.11714912 [DELETED] 

Another question... Dragon II was made as part of the commercial crew program. Were the other companies "competing" for this first launch or was SpaceX always the plan. Did they not choose starliner because of the shitty first launch?

>> No.11714916 [DELETED] 

>>11714912
The planned manned launch has been bouncing around for both providers. The Starliner failure, Dragon test stand explosion, and other events have all been mucking with the schedule.
The first starliner manned launch is entirely separate, with a different crew and such.

>> No.11714921 [DELETED] 

>>11714912
Starliner is still planned. They just have to re-fly the unmanned demo. NASA wants redundancy, so both vehicles should be completed.

>> No.11714930 [DELETED] 

>>11714912
>Were the other companies "competing" for this first launch or was SpaceX always the plan.
Both. The other competitor, Boeing's Starliner, suffered from a disaster of a first un-manned flight and has set them bag significantly.

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>>11714921

>> No.11714944 [DELETED] 

>>11714933
Imagine getting outdone by a weed smoking weeb. That'd probably be humiliating.

>> No.11714961 [DELETED] 

>>11714944
That’s literally what they feel; someone post that anonymous Boeing employee quote from the recent article

>> No.11714966 [DELETED] 

>>11714944
They really messed up the CST test which they should't have any excuses after decades of experience.

>> No.11714967 [DELETED] 

>>11714944
Imagine only getting gov contracts because you bribed congress.

>> No.11714973 [DELETED] 

>>11714885
Very small, starliner&sls will be used at least one time for the first return to moon mission.
AT least after that Nasa&congress can save face when they quietly shut down the program.
And by then boeing will probably have a new taxmoney cashcow to milk.

>> No.11714974 [DELETED] 

>Case numbers are rising

THE CURVE IS FLATTENED. HOSPITAL CAPACITY IS NOT THREATENED. FUCK YOUR LOCKDOWNS

>> No.11714975 [DELETED] 

reminder that Doug and Bob both married other NASA astronauts. Imagine the genes they passed onto each of their sons, wowzers

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>>11714961
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/21/spacex-boeing-rivalry-launch/

>No one thought Elon Musk’s SpaceX would ever beat Boeing to space. Some members of Congress even wondered why NASA would bother awarding contracts to two companies to build capsules to fly astronauts to the International Space Station under NASA’s Commercial Crew Program. Just let Boeing do it.
>“One industry veteran told me, ‘You know [SpaceX] rockets are put together with rubber bands and sealing wax,’ ” recalled Lori Garver, a former deputy NASA administrator who pushed the agency to outsource human spaceflight to the private sector. ” ‘It’s not real. It won’t fly.’ ”
>One industry official said executives inside Boeing “can’t accept” SpaceX is flying people first. “People are annoyed by Elon — how does this guy who smokes pot beat us?”
>Boeing’s response was just as combative: “At the turn of the 21st Century, before Musk entered the space business, Boeing was building the International Space Station with NASA, where we’ve kept astronauts safe and continuously on orbit. … While others talk about aspirations and hopes, we actually do things in space and will deliver on our commitment to America’s journey to Mars. That’s what we get out of bed for.”

>> No.11715002 [DELETED] 

>>11714975
have they given them the nasa worm yet?

>> No.11715003 [DELETED] 

>>11714990
>‘It’s not real. It won’t fly.

>> No.11715005 [DELETED] 

>>11715002
uhh what
I mean it’s on their suits

>> No.11715008 [DELETED] 

>>11715005
I'm talking about the one's inside their suits

>> No.11715015 [DELETED] 

We are now less than 24 hours from launch

>> No.11715017 [DELETED] 

>>11714967
Imagine getting fired from NASA because you tried to help Boeing to make an offer that didn‘t suck balls.

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Insprucker is GO for stream!

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>>11714990
The absolute cope

>> No.11715030 [DELETED] 

>>11715025
yesss

>> No.11715031 [DELETED] 

>>11715027
Reminder that Elon named his rocket "Dragon" after "puff the magic dragon" because people thought he was high for trying this

>> No.11715033 [DELETED] 

>>11715025
I watched him talk about falcon 9 on the science channel last night, this guy is top tier wholesome

>> No.11715034 [DELETED] 

>>11715027
they never thought that maybe its because he smokes pot

>> No.11715039 [DELETED] 

>>11714990
>noooo you can’t just actually achieve things. I’m a serious person. I went to Harvard. That gravy train belongs to me. Mommy daddy nooooo

>> No.11715040 [DELETED] 

>>11715033
I once read some background and he's got some serious experience in the public/private aerospace industry

>> No.11715045 [DELETED] 

>>11715039
>ELON BUILT THAT IN A CAVE
>WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

>> No.11715046 [DELETED] 

>>11715031
They actually got beaten by a dude who smokes weed and says “Dude, what if we went to Mars?” and had a kid with a pop star

>> No.11715057 [DELETED] 

>>11714990
This can't be happening. I'm in charge here.

>> No.11715070 [DELETED] 

>>11715025
I'm retarded and I thought Insprucker's name was Norm because of the "norminal" joke.

>> No.11715073 [DELETED] 

The butthurt at Boeing headquarters will be so big that they will have to aply first aid for burn victims after this launch.

>> No.11715081 [DELETED] 

>>11715073
They had their fair chance to prove CST worked during the test but missing simple things like a computer clock is just embarrassing.

>> No.11715082 [DELETED] 

>>11715073
Does Boeing have good health insurance?

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I love to jerk it to SpaceX just as much as the next fag but these flightsuits are fucking gay

>> No.11715096 [DELETED] 

>>11715094
they look really terrible

>> No.11715104 [DELETED] 

>>11714793
Definitely the ugliest suit designs I've seen.

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>>11714990

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/21/spacex-boeing-rivalry-launch/

>Boeing, meanwhile, has continued to struggle. Late last year, its test flight without any astronauts onboard its Starliner spacecraft went terribly awry from the moment it reached orbit. The spacecraft’s onboard computers were off by 11 hours, making the autonomous spacecraft think it was in a different part of the mission. Controllers on the ground had trouble communicating with it.

That just so happens to be within the ballpark of the time difference between India and Florida outside of US DST. UTC-5 to UTC+5:30.

>> No.11715125 [DELETED] 

Glorious day tomorrow

>> No.11715128 [DELETED] 

>>11715104
Agree.

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>>11714990
wow

>> No.11715161 [DELETED] 

>>11714785
sweet

>> No.11715163 [DELETED] 

>>11715146
How much per-seat does the Soyuz cost?

>> No.11715175 [DELETED] 

>>11715104
needs a pocket on the front like a gorka

>> No.11715176 [DELETED] 

>>11715163
80?

>> No.11715179 [DELETED] 

>>11715146
Based gravy trainers panicking with the competition

>> No.11715193 [DELETED] 

>>11714785
That landed booster will belong in a museum

>> No.11715200 [DELETED] 

>>11715125
A great day for America, and therefore the world.

>> No.11715202 [DELETED] 

>>11715163
What they charge per seat or how much it actually costs them? They charge around $86 million per seat to NASA as of late 2019. At one point they only charged around 20 million but they kept jacking up the price.

>> No.11715208 [DELETED] 

>>11715193
Elon will use it until it misses a landing or spontaneously explodes. I don’t think he’s too big on keeping museum pieces. I wish he would make an archive somewhere in Texas though

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>>11715208
they already have one in space center Houston on display. can walk under it

>> No.11715242 [DELETED] 

>>11715216
I live right next to johnson but I haven’t been in a while because of school. And now with covid who knows when it will open. JSC is shitty though they really need to redo the whole visitor center

>> No.11715251 [DELETED] 

>tfw applying for military flight school
If I succeed, will I be living in the perfect time to become an astronaut?

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>>11714826
The meatball logo gives a feeling of pioneering while the worm logo is much more futuristic-industrial. In the era it was used, it was thought that routine trips to space would happen on a weekly basis. If everything with the Dragon demo flights goes well, the dream that the Space Shuttle failed to deliver on can be provided by SpaceX, making the worm logo an appropriate one to add.

>> No.11715263 [DELETED] 

>>11715251
Yes, good luck anon, study hard.

>> No.11715266 [DELETED] 

>>11715254
>In the era it was used, it was thought that routine trips to space would happen on a weekly basis.
If we'd had eight shuttles in constant rotation that might have been doable given the ~56 day turnaround time.

>> No.11715267 [DELETED] 

>>11715251
NASA likes to get applicants that have some engineering, medical, and/or science degree background. So See if you can take up one of those as a secondary path

>> No.11715268 [DELETED] 

>>11715163
86 million, Boeing is more expensive than Soyuz.

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>>11715045
IN A FIELD
WITH A TACO TRUCK

>> No.11715296 [DELETED] 

Question
Does spacex have the authority to sell flights on the falcon 9/dragon after its certified. If say ESA or JAXA want to do a manned mission to the Iss, do they need specific mission planning with NASA? What about some private citizens wanting to chill in orbit for a few hours.

>> No.11715297 [DELETED] 

>>11715296
Yeah they do that was part of their contract I believe

>> No.11715311 [DELETED] 

>>11715296
Yes that's part of the point of commercial crew. The only regulatory body that... regulates people going *into* space is the FAA here in the US. NASA doesn't really have a say in if SpaceX wanted to launch people before this launch, even.

>> No.11715314 [DELETED] 

>>11715296
Musk was just talking about the latter on the aviation week podcast posted above. He said tourism on Dragon was uneconomical.

>> No.11715316 [DELETED] 

>>11715296
I would imagine NASA and Roscosmos have final say on who is allowed to go to the ISS since its technically a government lab. ESA and JAXA would have likely have less red tape if they wanted to launch their people on a normal orbit

>> No.11715327 [DELETED] 

>>11715263
Thanks, anon.
>>11715267
Already got my degrees and unfortunately they're not STEM. I could go back to school and turn a CS minor into a major though I guess. But my University just overhauled the CS program and I think I'd need to start over completely. Oh well this wouldn't happen for years anyways.

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>>11715296
>Does spacex have the authority to sell flights on the falcon 9/dragon after its certified.
Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do!

>> No.11715338 [DELETED] 

>>11715327
On YouTube NASA has various videos where they present their yearly astronaut classes. Those videos may be useful for you because the astronauts talk about their backgrounds and they answer questions about their paths that got them to becoming NASA astronauts. The big takeaway I got from those is that NASA wants their astronauts to have a specific skill set. For example, NASA always has at least 1 or 2 medical professionals as part of the ISS crew. Good luck anon

>> No.11715347 [DELETED] 

>>11715327
Read this astronaut's bio. This is what you're up against
https://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/biographies/jonny-kim/biography

>> No.11715365 [DELETED] 

>>11715347
Why do we risk exploding him if he's so great?
Going to space should be left to more disposable people. Like me.

>> No.11715368 [DELETED] 

https://www.spacex.com/classof2020/index.html
fuck yeah made it into the collage. My picture's going to space

>> No.11715370 [DELETED] 

>>11715109
Wait, did anyone seriously think Boeing would get us back to space first?

>> No.11715374 [DELETED] 

>>11715347
Well that's why I asked if I'd be living in a good time to become an astronaut. Military pilot contract is at least 10 years. SpaceX is starting to show the potential of commercial spaceflight. I'm hoping that this means there will be more rockets going into space, which means more astronauts. Also, that dude has a ton of amazing accolades, but I don't think he's the vehicle pilot, isn't he there in a science capacity?

>> No.11715375 [DELETED] 

>>11715374
Just be aware that there are thousands of applicants every year and only a dozen get picked every year, so the more skills you have the higher the chance for you.

>> No.11715404 [DELETED] 

>>11714973
Orion and SLS
Orion is a Lockheed project that has been partnered with Boeing's SLS
Starliner is Boeing's commercial crew entry
totally different things

>> No.11715418 [DELETED] 

>>11715347
Hes like the third Navy Seal Pilot doctor astronaut too.

>> No.11715427 [DELETED] 

>>11715296
if you're going to the ISS you need to talk to NASA
if you're not going to the ISS, you only need to talk to SpaceX and the FAA and FCC

>> No.11715442 [DELETED] 

>>11715427
apparently NOAA as well if you want to take any photos while you're up there lmao

>> No.11715485 [DELETED] 

so was the capsule blowing up about a year ago no big deal?

>> No.11715492 [DELETED] 

I'm going to have to get up early in the morning to see this but man it'll be worth it

>> No.11715502 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
not really, it was a strange valve failure mode and has since been rectified with a burst disk

>> No.11715503 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
It was a propulsion test of an unused system after the mission and has been fixed to NASA's satisfaction.

>> No.11715508 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
SpaceX has worked out what caused that. It was the fault of a single part not working as intended.

>> No.11715510 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
This rocket should be much safer than any of Russian garbage that has been used for the last few years.
I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.11715513 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
Yeah I wonder that too. I see so many “this was actually a good thing bc we made it even safer now!” posts but that doesn’t make sense to me. Isn’t it scary that the capsule spontaneously combusted?! what if it did that shit while docked to the iss. What if there are more components capable of critical failure that they haven’t looked over yet

>> No.11715514 [DELETED] 

>>11715327
Good luck anon.

>> No.11715526 [DELETED] 

>>11715513
We’ll find out tomorrow I suppose

>> No.11715529 [DELETED] 

>>11715513
That's why SpaceX extensively tested the capsule. Putting it through all sorts of scenarios.

>but what if there's some failure mode that they haven't looked at yet?
Then that failure would still be unlooked even if decades of testing were done. Testing can only reveal so much. Eventually there will be a point where the chance of failure is small enough to be acceptable, but it'll never be 0%.

>> No.11715537 [DELETED] 

>>11715529
True, that’s why they send test pilots to do these sorts of missions I guess. I saw them talking about the capsule explosion and they didn’t seem too stirred by it. Balls of absolute steel

>> No.11715541 [DELETED] 

>>11715442
lmao, just don't tell anybody
>>11715485
it was absolutely a big deal but it wasn't as big of a deal as Boeing's fuckup earlier this year, and Boeing had a similar level of fuckup during testing previously

>> No.11715551 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
It was a big deal. What happened was that SpaceX had good data collection and was able to quickly identify the problem, show NASA, and implement a solution that made the capsule even safer. SpaceX is fast and upgrading corrections. This would have taken Boeing years to implement and they would have requested additional funding.

>> No.11715553 [DELETED] 

>>11715513
>it exploded once and it might explode again!
that's how testing works, anon

>> No.11715556 [DELETED] 

>>11715551
Fucking true... boeing would be set back by 2 years and hire a bunch of people to funnel money into their pockets

>> No.11715616 [DELETED] 

>>11715193
>And over on your right you can see the falcon 9 booster that broke america's 9 year record of not launching people into space
>is that why they call it the falcon 9?

>> No.11715627 [DELETED] 

Imagine the Boing humiliation if they decide to leave the flag on the station for them to collect. They would feel that it’s like being a prize.

>> No.11715628 [DELETED] 

>>11715616
>no, it's because it has nine engines

>> No.11715629 [DELETED] 

>>11715627
That's up to Bob and Doug and NASA, not SpaceX

>> No.11715641 [DELETED] 

>>11715365
If he makes it to space he'll be even more indisposable

>> No.11715644 [DELETED] 

>>11715551
This. The explosion demonstrated that SpaceX, from an operational view, was capable for manned missions.

>> No.11715658 [DELETED] 

Anybody going there in person and wanna do a meetup?

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>>11715658
Stay away from me

>> No.11715696 [DELETED] 

>>11715667
I just wanna *coof* hang with my frens *coof*

>> No.11715749 [DELETED] 

Fuck you weather

>> No.11715755 [DELETED] 

>>11715644
No, you're thinking of the Space Shuttle

>> No.11715797 [DELETED] 

>>11715513
This post is the definition of FUD.
They poured thousands of man hours into investigating the problem and discovered that nitrogen tetroxide vapors had moved past a check valve into the helium pressurization system. This wouldn't be too severe a problem if the check valve itself weren't made of titanium. What happened when the system was suddenly pressurized was the helium system check valve slammed closed in the presence of an oxidizer, which briefly provided the temperature and pressure necessary to combust a tiny amount of titanium. Since titanium releases so much energy when it oxidizes, the resulting small explosion caused the helium system to burst, which cascaded into a burst of the hypergolic fuel an oxidizer mix, which produced the far bigger explosion that destroyed the capsule.

The fix was to replace the titanium check valve with an aluminum burst-disk.

The burst disk absolutely will not allow oxidizer to pass backwards into the helium system. The removal of titanium also means that even if the shock conditions were somehow manifest in some other way, while the oxidizer was there for whatever reason, there would still be no combustion.

The problem is now permanently fixed. It will never happen again.

>> No.11715820 [DELETED] 

>>11715797
The key aspect was the velocity of the gas, right?

>> No.11715821 [DELETED] 

>>11715797
Thanks, when does your second novel come out?
I understand the problem and the solution- and obviously it makes the capsule safer. But just because you spend thousands of man hours researching and fixing a foam problem on the shuttle doesn’t mean you found out anything about the frozen O-ring problem. It’s just concerning to ME as an armchair observer that a problem of this magnitude has the potential to detonate when they didn’t even think about it in the first place. Obviously space is hard, and spacex has some of the highest turn around rates for solving problems. But is it not concerning that they didn’t assess this problem beforehand?

>> No.11715830 [DELETED] 

>>11715821
Consider all of the problems they DID asses beforehand. You don’t hear anything about them. Testing finds the rest, hopefully.

>> No.11715835 [DELETED] 

>>11715830
Yeah I agree. I’m not trying to be mr. negative. Dragon is really cool and it’s really funny to see them btfo of boeing. They found the problem on the ground and solved it asap (whereas boeing would have probably taken years to fix it) and I don’t lack any confidence in tomorrow’s launch. Explosion or not, dragon is a capable ship

>> No.11715876 [DELETED] 

>>11715821
OK now you're just concern trolling.

>> No.11715882 [DELETED] 

12ish hours time stream start!

>> No.11715898 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1265484748811653121
Atlantic weather review tomorrow morning

>> No.11715899 [DELETED] 

>>11715008
Yes they have mated and created offspring.

>> No.11715903 [DELETED] 

China has better technology than anything produced in America

>> No.11715907 [DELETED] 

>>11715903
...and other jokes to tell yourself.

>> No.11715908 [DELETED] 

>>11715903
Didn’t they just basically copy the Dragon for their new capsule lol

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>>11715908
Probably. Eventually anyway.

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>>11715903
lol

>> No.11715916 [DELETED] 

>>11714829
lewd

>> No.11715918 [DELETED] 

>>11715913
Damn, not even Israel is safe from chinese theft

>> No.11715924 [DELETED] 

HYPE TIME
watch the first 10 min of the Apollo 11 documentary, it’s unironically moving.
>this is the same launch pad, 39A, that Falcon 9 is sitting on

https://youtu.be/NgUYurzK-tM

>> No.11715940 [DELETED] 

>>11715914
SpaceX had accidents as well, not exclusive to China

>> No.11715941 [DELETED] 

>>11715924
It feels like Christmas Eve. Can't sleep knowing how exciting tomorrow will be

>> No.11715944 [DELETED] 

>>11715940
That is true but in that pic that's not an accident, that's China giving 0 fucks by dropping the first stage on a random landscape

>> No.11715946 [DELETED] 

>>11715924
this too
https://youtu.be/FubpK1Tho6M

>> No.11715948 [DELETED] 

>>11715944
It's also them deliberately using inland rocket launch sites instead of their east-facing coastline.

>> No.11715955 [DELETED] 

>>11715944
tbf they now use F9 style grid fins to steer them away from villages

>> No.11715956 [DELETED] 

>>11715955
How thoughtful.

>> No.11715959 [DELETED] 

>>11715918
Milindcom and Israel are truly our greatest allies

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>> No.11715969 [DELETED] 

>>11715955
Has there been any proof theirs actually work in any capacity? And I would imagine they would have to somehow aim for the rocket to crash downwind from any major population.

>> No.11715977 [DELETED] 

>>11715944
The Chinamen bring down their satellites into the Gobi in their part of Mongolia. People go out searching for them to make buxx when they're brought back. (Can't remember if the state pays for their retrieval, or the companies that made them, or just randos.)

>> No.11715981 [DELETED] 

A song for all of us watching tomorrow. picnicking or not.
https://youtu.be/Jw9gHAmObps

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>>11715969
>Has there been any proof theirs actually work in any capacity?
There was a webm if a LM-2C with grid fins as it falls back to the ground. It seemed to work well enough. I don't have it unfortunately.

webm semi related.

>> No.11715988 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/DLRdsjeqsVA

>> No.11716009 [DELETED] 

>>11715955
They did that once, we haven't seen proof of that again

>> No.11716024 [DELETED] 

>>11715983
how fast is that speed up?

>> No.11716026 [DELETED] 

>Pressing F5 on SpaceX youtube for the stream link

>> No.11716034 [DELETED] 

>>11716026
The NASA one will be the same. It’s another joint stream, like DM-1.
>they won an Emmy for that stream you know

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>>11714897
MAGA

>> No.11716042 [DELETED] 

>>11714897
https://youtu.be/DLRdsjeqsVA

>> No.11716046 [DELETED] 

I really feel bad for the russians, they cant do anything since the soviet union collapsed

>> No.11716048 [DELETED] 

>>11716024
Sorry anon I remember seeing an ASDS onboard camera uninterrupted real time video somewhere, I think slowed down from a sped up vid Elon posted on Twitter it something. Can’t find it now. Maybe someone else has it

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>> No.11716056 [DELETED] 

>>11716026
https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I

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>>11716056
tanks fren

>> No.11716119 [DELETED] 

>>11715033
Hope someone managed to record that documentary

>> No.11716140 [DELETED] 

>>11716119
it was alright, about 45 seconds of new information. Big takeaway for me is they are still optimistic that F9 1st stage can fly wayyyy more than 10 times

>> No.11716152 [DELETED] 

>>11716140
The interviews in general were decent imo. Not a ton of new stuff, but nice to hear.

>> No.11716156 [DELETED] 

>>11714802
>>11714793
>>11714777
How come you can't see the air/power hookups on the front thigh?

Are most of these pics not the real suit or is the plumbing under velcro or something?

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>>11716156
it is behind that little hard patch on the right leg. they're the real suits; check out the b-roll
>>11714892

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>>11716156

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>>11716170
>>11716162
Thanks

>if you only knew how bad things really are

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from /pol/, have a few questions.
>what's the failure rate of this launch?
>when does the launch start?
>duration from start to end?
>where to track live events on this
godspeed and MAGA

>> No.11716222 [DELETED] 

>>11716212
>what's the failure rate of this launch?
NASA and SpaceX allow a launch go go ahead if it has a better than 1/270 launch failure rate. No official rate given for this mission,
>when does the launch start?
Launch stream starts in about 14 hours from this post.
>duration from start to end?
From T-0 launch to orbit, about 10 minutes. From orbit to docking, about 2 days.
>where to track live events on this
YouTube. Links on this thread

>> No.11716223 [DELETED] 

>>11716212
>what's the failure rate of this launch
they haven't lost any Falcon 9 in a very long time
>when does the launch start
when it's ready
>duration from start to end
like fifteen minutes
>where to track live events on this
who fucking knows
>godspeed and MAGA
fuck off nigger

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The comment section on OAN's segment where they interviewed Jim for this launch makes me fear for humanity. But man, what a variety!

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>>11716222
checked & danke.

>>11716223
dial 8

>> No.11716241 [DELETED] 

Holyshit, people already camped 24h before the launch

https://twitter.com/julia_bergeron/status/1265504703753990148

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>>11714767

My Body is Ready.
My Body is Ready.
My Body Body Body Body Body is Ready.
Let us hope that these fellows don't get Bodied. Crossing one's fingers is gauche among astronauts so I'll cross mine for 'em to help.

Is one of the astronauts expected to assume command of the ISS or is this a shorter test jaunt?

>> No.11716250 [DELETED] 

It is now officially the launch date in the US. We're in the endgame now.

>> No.11716257 [DELETED] 

>>11716247
One of the on orbit tests will be the Dragon crew temporarily taking control of the ship to verify manual control of attitude and other such things. Docking will be automated

>> No.11716258 [DELETED] 

>>11716250
I eagerly await launchcat poster to post launchcat

>> No.11716261 [DELETED] 

>>11716247
there's already a guy in charge of the ISS right now, but Bob and Doug are going to help out
I think they've even been training for EVA?

>> No.11716268 [DELETED] 

>>11716258
>tfw Elon tracked down launch cat and will show him live on stream tomorrow

>> No.11716271 [DELETED] 

Yes, yes, well done SpaceX, well done SpaceX, H O W E V E R

It's going to rain

>> No.11716272 [DELETED] 

>>11716271
YOU LIE.

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>>11716271
My excitement is very dampened by the high likelihood we get cucked by the weather tomorrow. My smile and optimism - gone.

>> No.11716286 [DELETED] 

I hope DOD has planned for any boats who try to get in the range for the view

>> No.11716288 [DELETED] 

>americans stealing all the credit as usual

>> No.11716293 [DELETED] 

>>11716286
>Ms Tree and Ms Chief proceed to scoop up any violators into their nets

>> No.11716308 [DELETED] 

>>11715940
That's not an accident - that's how it's meant to land. They don't launch from a coastal launch site, so spent stages just drop onto random villages. People have been killed in the past.

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>>11716271
Have you tried an umbrella?

>> No.11716332 [DELETED] 

>>11716288
Cope

>> No.11716333 [DELETED] 

What trackers are we using? I hear it will be visible in Europe?

>> No.11716336 [DELETED] 

>>11715104
Two ugly middle aged white manlets like bob and doug will make any space suit look like trash. Put a young attractive astronaut in that suit abd youll be gushing about how great spacex suits look.

>> No.11716342 [DELETED] 

>>11716333
It may be visible up the Carolina coast, and probably visible in Europe as it passes overhead

>> No.11716343 [DELETED] 

How long does crew change take on the ISS?

Time between new astronauts arriving and old ones going back down?

>> No.11716344 [DELETED] 

>>11716333
Should be https://www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary.aspx?satid=71000

>> No.11716350 [DELETED] 

>>11716343
there is usually overlap in the ‘expeditions’. For near on twenty years now the station has been manned.
They try to have six onboard at a time, although that can now go up since Crew Dragon can seat four. Interestingly, the difference in science workload that can be completed for 7 vs 6 people onboard is significant - the station has a lot of regular maintenance which must be tended to

>> No.11716354 [DELETED] 

>>11716343
Depends, Crew 1 is scheduled for some time in the third quarter.

>> No.11716359 [DELETED] 

>>11716354
August 30th I think

>> No.11716371 [DELETED] 

>>11716343
They never change the whole crew at once. If Expeditions last 6 months they change half the crew every 3 months, so there is always 'veterans' and 'newbies'

>> No.11716383 [DELETED] 

If my NASA TV feed is live(?), they're doing a presser with jim bob. If true, that ain't right. They need to meditating, brushing teeth, g2b.

>> No.11716386 [DELETED] 

>>11716383
that's the backup crew

>> No.11716413 [DELETED] 

>>11716383
The channel is "live" because it runs 24/7 but the presser is a replay.

>> No.11716420 [DELETED] 

>>11716271
Why does rain matter? (As in, how would it risk fucking up the launch to where calling it off would be a good idea.)

>> No.11716437 [DELETED] 

>>11716420
probably fucks with radar, recovery ops (boats and helis) also lightning and wind risk

>> No.11716442 [DELETED] 

>>11716420
NASA doesn't like rain. Last time they launched in the rain, they got struck by lightning twice.

>> No.11716453 [DELETED] 

>>11716442
It sounds more like rain doesn't like NASA.

>> No.11716461 [DELETED] 

>>11716442
Not to be an asshole, but why is this a problem? What about the rockets makes them vulnerable to lightning strike?

>> No.11716463 [DELETED] 

>>11716461
electronics don't like lightning strikes
it's never actually caused a real problem, but NASA didn't like it
also I think rain fucks with the ground radar and maybe communications? I dunno dude, NASA doesn't want to launch in the rain so they won't be launching in the rain.

>> No.11716577 [DELETED] 

Do you think we could get go fever because the president is there? They wouldn’t want to scrub it and waste his time.

>> No.11716582 [DELETED] 

>>11716577
no lol

>> No.11716608 [DELETED] 

>>11714944
Wasn't the failure in their first test a software related issue? It's kinda hilarious afer knowing what they did to 737 max

>> No.11716617 [DELETED] 

>>11716608
They had the mission clock set on India standard time and lied about "oh we just left the clock running on the pad for eleven hours" to avoid the political backlash.

>> No.11716637 [DELETED] 

this just proves that autists are a superior race

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Good morning everyone

>> No.11716645 [DELETED] 

>>11716241
Would be very awesome as well if the boosters landed back at cape like that falcon heavy

>> No.11716650 [DELETED] 

>>11716645
unfortunately it's droneship landings. still cool though

>> No.11716653 [DELETED] 

So how long are they gonna stay up there after docking? They'll go back with the same spacecraft right?

>> No.11716654 [DELETED] 

>>11716645
The barge landing means more of the fuel is spent lifting the Dragon to orbit, which means a shorter ride to the ISS.

>> No.11716660 [DELETED] 

>>11716617
This sounds too cliched, it's hilarious

>> No.11716662 [DELETED] 

>>11716653
>So how long are they gonna stay up there after docking
A few weeks. The first "real" crew rotation mission is scheduled for late August.
>They'll go back with the same spacecraft right?
Yup. Part of the test flight is to make sure that it handles docking with the ISS and crew return correctly.

>> No.11716669 [DELETED] 

>>11716654
No, wrong

>> No.11716773 [DELETED] 

>>11715485
Well the failure mode was something completely new to science. So SpaceX didn‘t really come under review for not accounting for this.
Plus the fix was easy. Just exchange a valve that could potentially leak with a burst disk that never could.
And they had a successful in-flight abort test afterwards so it works in the real world.

Meanwhile Boeing‘s clusterfuck testflight was actually much more severe as it showed that Boeing didn‘t even properly think through the most basic procedures on a normal mission timeline with multiple systems independently failing or close to it. So that‘s a much bigger set back.

>> No.11716779 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>> No.11716781 [DELETED] 

>>11715513
>rocket fuel explodes when it comes in contact with its oxidizer
Woah. Better not put humans on rockets. The thought of a rocket just exploding because the two magically teleport into each other is just too scary.

>> No.11716786 [DELETED] 

Can you become astronaut with an IT degree ?
Also. Where does the capsule store fuel ?

>> No.11716793 [DELETED] 

>>11716781
actually, the oxidizer exploded on contact with its plumbing

>> No.11716804 [DELETED] 

The dawn of commercial spaceflight. Hours away. Fuck boeing, fuck jannies, and fuck china

>> No.11716811 [DELETED] 

>>11716804
>normies are going to ruin space travel too
wow thanks Musk

>> No.11716812 [DELETED] 

>>11715820
Yes, the pressure/velocity. The high pressure helium line is several hundred bar and nobody had ever really squeezed nitrogentetroxide so hard into titanium before. Nobody really knew it would catch fire.

>> No.11716829 [DELETED] 

>>11716336
Maybe don‘t design your space suits around mannequins and hollywood actors.

>> No.11716835 [DELETED] 

>>11716793
Real explosion didn‘t happen until both tanks were open.

>> No.11716838 [DELETED] 

>>11716829
you dress for the job you want, not the job you have

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>>11716804

>> No.11716894 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Is it new or used booster?

>> No.11716900 [DELETED] 

>>11716786
Hm don’t think anyone is an astronaut solely from IT background. They like hands-on stuff as well

>> No.11716902 [DELETED] 

>>11716894
>used
please, anon, it's "flight proven"
also, the booster for this flight is new

>> No.11716905 [DELETED] 

>>11716894
Brand new rocket, brand new capsule. NASA requires it to be that way for flying their astronauts. For crew supply they’ve approved both used & used though.

Crew Dragons can fly like five or so times, so once this one is flown it can either be pressed into resupply services or used for flying private manned missions.

>> No.11716914 [DELETED] 

>>11716905
cargo dragon 2 and crew dragon 2 are different designs on similar hulls, anon
NASA has no provisions for capsule reuse on this contract but SpaceX hope to negotiate for that at some point soon. Taking a few of them apart on return will probably go a long way towards enabling that.

>> No.11716916 [DELETED] 

>>11716660
it’s a coincidence; the wrong start time was grabbed during Atlas integration iirc

>> No.11716920 [DELETED] 

>>11716916
it grabbed the Atlas power-on time instead of the MET or something

>> No.11716922 [DELETED] 

>>11716914
Yes I should have mentioned that;
>>11716894
The OG dragon was flown in used and new configs for the commercial resupply contract. So far, this Dragon 2 / Crew Dragon has yet to be approved to fly a 2nd time per capsule with NASA crew.

>> No.11716925 [DELETED] 

>>11715658
I'm at Space View Park right now, will be all day.
Any other anons thinking of being at the launch today?

>> No.11716930 [DELETED] 

>>11716925
nigga it's going to rain

>> No.11716934 [DELETED] 

>>11716930
On average it rains 10% of the time in Florida

>> No.11716936 [DELETED] 

>>11716930
It sure don't look like rain from where I'm sitting son

>> No.11716938 [DELETED] 

>>11716934
typically between 3 and 6 in the afternoon, yes

>> No.11716954 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/SecretService/status/1265590142758195200
Huh

>> No.11716959 [DELETED] 

Where can we watch it live?

>> No.11716963 [DELETED] 

>>11716959
spacex.com/webcast

>> No.11716969 [DELETED] 

>>11716954
orange man is attending to watch too

>> No.11716973 [DELETED] 

>>11716959

>>11716056 or >>11714767 has the SpaceX or NASA stream. But both streams should be the same since it’s a joint webcast

>> No.11716975 [DELETED] 

who designed these new spacesuits? Looks like some non functional fashion designer shit

>> No.11716977 [DELETED] 

>>11716038
You literally have Obama to thank for this because he knew the Russians were going to kike us on seat costs with Soyuz, and even warned the EU about it and the FUCKING ESA didn't listen and cancelled their capsule because they trusted the Russians.

>> No.11716981 [DELETED] 

>>11716975
They are more advanced than regular pressure suits and far superior to Boing's fucking blue monstrosity.

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>>11716975
they're designed to look good when sitting

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>>11716981
the Boing condom-heads look fine, anon

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>>11716977
>space x builds rocket
>private company builds rocket
>Obama did that
Obama admin was a mess for NASA, fuck out of here anon. In the man's words himself, "you didn't build that"

>> No.11716998 [DELETED] 

posting in a sticky

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>>11716984
they have a similar shoulder structure to the orange nasa suits, whereas spacex suit has a shoulder that more resembles a dinner jacket. I wonder if that might be a problem in low pressure situations, like nasa probably already tried it and went for a more curving plaited sheet rather than a sharp stylish corner. I just try and picture the suits puffed up to 15 psi and then trying to move inside it.
>tfw remembering learning about fingernail delamination from working in eva gloves

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>>11717000
ask bobandoug

>> No.11717006 [DELETED] 

>>11717000
virgin manicure vs the chad nailbiter

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>>11717004
I had to look this up, and it asked if I meant bobandung, and then I clicked the image results

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>>11717009
anon please it's the names of the fucking astronauts

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Get hyp

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sticky for abort

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>>11717013
Goaddmit anon I want to fuck a rocket now.

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>stickied thread in /sci/

Finally, something interesting scientifically is actually happening

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>>11717018

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suits are fun

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this is fun

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>>11716969
oh fuck, it's moon nazi nixon shit all over again

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>>11717042
>>11717038
Nice leg parts.

>> No.11717061 [DELETED] 

>>11717013
Is there anything that can't be made into a cute anime girl.

>> No.11717066 [DELETED] 

Doing an EVA is like the scariest thing imaginable to me. It would be like floating in the ocean alone with bottomless unknown beneath you but magnified and reversed to the extreme.

>> No.11717073 [DELETED] 

>>11717066
/r/iam14andthisisdeep

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>>11717038
>>11717042
Literal strawman

>> No.11717085 [DELETED] 

>>11717016
How's the weather over there? F9 is a picky rocket to launch

>> No.11717087 [DELETED] 

>>11716463
Modern radar is not affected by rain/birds or other tiny objects. I'm sure it's more so the wind NASA is worried about. Just thinking in terms of flights operations with aircraft.

>> No.11717099 [DELETED] 

>>11717073
>this guy doesn't know about the void

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>>11717085
Does not look good. There will be a meeting at 10 to discuss weather.

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>>11716617
Mission elapsed time clocks don't use time zones. It's an *elapsed* time, and they didn't reset it to zero at launch. This might have been a procedural error, but it sure seems like something that should be automated in the flight software.
>>11716608
There were two other problems. One was that the course correction had two modes, coarse (big thrusters) and fine (little thrusters). In true pajeet form, it used the mission elapsed time clock to decide which one to fire. That resulted in the boogaloo of webm related, which used too much fuel and probably caused a thruster or two to fail. There is also talk that one of the thrusters never even fired at all, meaning it was broken at launch.
The third problem was found after they bothered to do a review of their code after the previous problems. It turns out that the spaceship weight value would not be updated after separating from the service module. This would have caused an incorrect burn which would likely have caused the capsule to back up into the detached service module, a possible loss-of-vehicle failure. They uploaded a corrected version before re-entry.
And then there was the ground abort test when one of the four parachutes (three are needed to land safely) failed to open, apparently due to human error when it was installed.
Redundancy is not to cover for bad quality control in software and manufacturing, it's to handle unforeseen problems and should not get used regularly.

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>>11716969
I noticed that people are turning on musk now over petty political stuff and the media are after him.
Very sad considering the space flight stuff. The whole country should be behind that, no matter who

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>>11716977
that fag obama cut NASA'S BUGET the SPACE SHUTTLE PROGRAM. FUCK HIM.

>> No.11717137 [DELETED] 

>>11717050
CLASSIC

>> No.11717138 [DELETED] 

>>11717125
Now? There has always been Musk haters. More so tham supporters.

>> No.11717141 [DELETED] 

>>11716653
It was originally going to be a 2-week mission, but the Dragon that went boom meant that they had to move to the next one for the abort test. That was going to be the original DM-2 capsule, which was not built for a full 6-month mission. So then the Crew-1 capsule became DM-2, allowing a longer mission.
I think NASA can still decide to keep them up longer, but we won't know until then.
>>11716662
>The first "real" crew rotation mission is scheduled for late August
So maybe as much as 8 weeks.

>>11715513
>>11716773
>the failure mode was something completely new to science
Basically we didn't know that LOX could do that with titanium. It may have even explained some satellites mysteriously failing when on orbit.
>>11716999

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>>11717125
Imagine what would happen if one big country would completely devote to space travel

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>>11716999
EYE AM EXCITE

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>>11717138
most of them are pussy libfags so basically not even people.

>> No.11717152 [DELETED] 

>>11717147
Celsius still makes more sense, mutt-kun.

>> No.11717158 [DELETED] 

>>11717147
Guess what NASA uses

>> No.11717159 [DELETED] 

>>11717138
Most musk haters come from the people learning about starlink from him going "were gonna lose the constellations of the skies because of his satellites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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>>11717152
nope. America First!

>> No.11717166 [DELETED] 

>>11717160
In Goy We Trust

>> No.11717171 [DELETED] 

I really hope this goes well.
I don't think today's dumb society would tolerate the deaths of these astronauts.
They would campaign to ban space flight, spacex, or whatever bullshit.

>> No.11717172 [DELETED] 

>>11717158
we will change that

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>>11717147
>NASA uses metric and Celsius
You played yourself anon

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I remember back when that car got launched into space and I made pic related to celebrate, man how time flies

>> No.11717179 [DELETED] 

>>11717147
LOL no. About half at most. The other half is big oil, big auto and old space in red states. Musk always plays both sides.

>> No.11717180 [DELETED] 

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
Tropical storm just formed
TS Bertha

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>>11717171
agreed

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>>11717125
yeah, here the media are calling him a weed smoker lmao

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>>11717193

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>>11717197
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8360639/Does-Elon-Musk-right-stuff-Billionaire-blast-two-astronauts-space-TODAY.html

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>>11714767
when is that space sex thing? In 7 hours?

>> No.11717213 [DELETED] 

this is literally nothing there will never be widespread commercial use of space and the space station will be deorbited in under 20 years with no replacement. Deal with it basedfags, people belong on Earth

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>>11717213
that's where you're wrong, bucko

>> No.11717232 [DELETED] 

>>11717213
when planes weren't a thing yet, faggots like you said the same thing

>> No.11717246 [DELETED] 

/pol/ casually shitting another board

>> No.11717250 [DELETED] 

>>11717180
>>11717107
Big BERTHA bout ta BTFO this lauch

>> No.11717252 [DELETED] 

>>11717246
Are you ok? Do we need to give you some space to settle down?

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Burgerbros if you pull this off I promise to stop shitposting about your country and writing pro-chink comments to rustle all your jimmies.
Godspeed dougandbob.

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>>11717178
based lego stig

>> No.11717257 [DELETED] 

SPACE TIME,BOYS

>> No.11717262 [DELETED] 

>>11717246
At least the mods are awake.

>> No.11717275 [DELETED] 

>>11716963
>>11716973
Thanks

>> No.11717280 [DELETED] 

>>11717253
Promise you stop posting blacked comments too.

>> No.11717281 [DELETED] 

>>11717232
no, you could see that planes were possible watching birds fly. This is just stupid and serves no purpose. They just jerk off on the ISS and I'M paying them. Fuck this space shit. Itsonly exciting to numales and nonwhites.

>> No.11717285 [DELETED] 

>>11717180
Don't they move up the coast?
t. ignorant Australian

>> No.11717286 [DELETED] 

>>11714871
huat? Didn't they learn to use pencils?

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>tfw KSP2 is delayed to Fall 2021
Well at least KSP will have comets in July 1st update.

>> No.11717292 [DELETED] 

>>11717280
That's solely a mutt phenomenon for some strange reason.
>>11717281
(you) need to go back

>> No.11717295 [DELETED] 

>>11717285
Usually, yeah. The primary issue is that the flight path takes it north directly above the storm. If there were to be an abort, they don’t want the astronauts splashing down in bad weather.

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Kiwi here getting hype for some history

>> No.11717301 [DELETED] 

>>11717290
>KSP will have comets in July 1st update
Shit, really? I need to get back into that game.

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>>11717107
Not good

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>>11717301
Yes, only good KSP news we'll hear this year.

https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/1262427633632985088

>> No.11717316 [DELETED] 

Hope it crashes

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>>11717290
KSP 2 better allow us to build a VAB on the Mün

>> No.11717322 [DELETED] 

>>11715924
holy fucking kino

>> No.11717325 [DELETED] 

>>11717286
Pencil sucks in space. Graphite dust and you need to sharpen it and manage its waste.

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>>11715109
cringe whitoid seething against Indians as usual kek

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>>11717317
Allegedly you can build a base and by extension a VAB in any planet you can land on.Tomorrow there's going to be an info dump about the game with this gaming magazine.

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Retire the fucking space shuttle and replace it with some capsule
>degeneracy and debasement

>> No.11717334 [DELETED] 

>>11715125
will crash kek

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>>11717313
They’ll make the official weather go/no-go announcement in about an hour, but it’s looking like shit downrange. Even though the storm is gonna move inland, I don’t think they’ll risk it.

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>>11717326
>hello sir yes we will fix problem
>rocket not working you say? yes please turn off and on again sir
>no sorry sir I cannnot help you with burning up on re-entry, please hold I will phone manager

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>>11717295
What happens if they do have to call off the launch?
How long will it take before they can try and launch again?

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>>11717337

>> No.11717350 [DELETED] 

>>11717340
Saturday

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>>11715510
The invasion of normies.
It was to be expected.

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we need our own radio-based internet that can't be censored
this might lower the price of space launch so we can have our own shitposting sats

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>>11717346
clever

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>>11717358
what do you think starlink is for? meme propagation

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>>11717355
So are the russian rockets safer?
Tbh I haven't spend much time looking into the topic since it's still only a chemical rocket.
I might be more interested if it had a new propulsion system that could actually get us somewhere at a reasonable speed.

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why is the launch at 33 minutes? Is this significant in some way?

>> No.11717372 [DELETED] 

>>11717313
Fuck this.

>> No.11717375 [DELETED] 

>>11714990
S

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>>11717281
>This is just stupid and serves no purpose.
What are:
>Existential purpose and meaning
>Technology and science advancement
>Nearly endless resources in our solar system alone

>> No.11717387 [DELETED] 

>>11716996
It was Obama who decided to bet on private companies and pour money in when everyone was saying that it would never work.

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>>11717381
Anyone noticed that astronauts now are all boomers? It used to be guys in their 20s.
>degeneracy
>debasement

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>>11717371
33 number of orders in Masonary.

>> No.11717391 [DELETED] 

>>11717350
That's not too bad I suppose

>> No.11717394 [DELETED] 

>>11717389
Not really. Go look at NASA's astronaut classes. They're young and diverse. NASA loves showing off their minorities groups in each astronaut class. There was even an all woman class.
What you should ask is why is it that the astronauts are all old white guys when NASA needs something other than posing for publicity photos done.

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>>11717313
Poor campers

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Americans can't fit on most rockets, this is just for show. To launch an actual burger into space would be like launching a hippo into space

>> No.11717399 [DELETED] 

>>11717371
Have to line up with the ISS orbit track

>> No.11717398 [DELETED] 

>>11717389
Astronauts (flying) have been 40+ since Shuttle was new.

>> No.11717400 [DELETED] 

>>11717389
>guys in their 20s
No, in mid 30s and older

>> No.11717402 [DELETED] 

>>11717389
>It used to be guys in their 20s
Even during the 60s it was mostly pilots at the height of their careers in their 30s and 40s. By the shuttle era, things began to skew older due to a greater emphasis on having experienced scientists fly missions.

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> aerospace engineering
> nothing changed since 1960s

>> No.11717414 [DELETED] 

How are you all doing today /pol/?

>> No.11717415 [DELETED] 

>>11717317
>>11717329
there's already Modular Kolonization System
all they have to do is to make it less janky and less hard to get into (then again, base game is still janky and hard to get into)

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>>11717414
great bitch

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>>11717414
FUCKING LAUNCH ALREADY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR WEEKS AND WANT TO SEE ROCKETS GO WOOOSH

>> No.11717425 [DELETED] 

>>11716222
Damn 2 days
What the fuck do they do during those 2 days aside from trying not to die? Do they remain strapped to their seats or what?

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>>11717414
we need our own sat

>> No.11717431 [DELETED] 

>>11717425
float around inside, check all docking mechanisms, orientation and thrusters work for ISS approach

>> No.11717432 [DELETED] 

>>11717425
My understanding is that the flight to the station can be completed faster, but they intend to spend some time on orbit testing the spacecraft before they move forward.

>> No.11717436 [DELETED] 

>>11717399
Why do they need to launch at a specific time for that though? I thought they boosted into a similar orbit and then over a period of hours they aligned themselves

>> No.11717441 [DELETED] 

>>11717381
> 3d printed helmet
Is there any actual use for this? Seems like a massive meme, we've been making perfectly fine helmets for a long time, even custom mould ones aren't hard to get.

>>11714781
> -02:14:00 Suit leak checks
BRAAAAAP

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGoULTQsrfM

>> No.11717445 [DELETED] 

>>11717436
inclination & precession matters; the earth is turning below the ISS.

>> No.11717446 [DELETED] 

>>11717441
maybe so replacements, or replacement parts can be manufactured in space? I don't know how they would certify the changes to that type of equipment though

>> No.11717448 [DELETED] 

>>11717423
It’s 100% being scrubbed unfortunately

>> No.11717451 [DELETED] 

>>11717436
Yeah. The launch window is instantaneous, so even a launch hold scrubs the whole launch.

>> No.11717452 [DELETED] 

>>11717441
>> 3d printed helmet
>Is there any actual use for this?
Anything that needs to be fitted specifically to a wearer is 3D printed. The projection-based printer I own is sold to dentists so they can make custom teeth.
If you're a poor fag you will use a mould mass produced helmet. If you're rich you can have one tailored for you.

>> No.11717454 [DELETED] 

>>11717281
A numale would prefer the money to be spent on more immediate and "nice" things (say feed the third world).
You are a pseudopragmatist. As shortsighted and uninspired as any numale.

>> No.11717455 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cmtjGJ6lYQ

>> No.11717459 [DELETED] 

>>11717448
SpaceX’s twitter account seems optimistic at the moment, but I suspect you’re right. We’ll know in 20 minutes or so.

>> No.11717460 [DELETED] 

>>11717436
You know how an orbit is like a great big circle, right? You don't just have to get on the right circle, it wouldn't do any good if you were on the right orbit but on the other side of Earth. And the Earth turns under it, so the next time around it's hundreds of miles away and you won't be on the right circle.
Also Russia's main space complex is at a very high latitude, so ISS is on a very inclined orbit, making things more complicated.

>> No.11717466 [DELETED] 

>>11717423
BUT ANON, IT‘S SLIGHTLY NIPPY 500 KILOMETERS FROM THE LAUNCH PAD!
What if they have to abort at exactly that one time where they land there AND they forgot their jacket?

>> No.11717468 [DELETED] 

>>11717290
wait. really?

>> No.11717475 [DELETED] 

>>11715003
the lad literally launched and landed multiple rockets
this level of SEETHE is insane

>> No.11717479 [DELETED] 

>>11714793
>dude on the background only sports a surgery mask

Pretty cheap.

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>>11717466
Oh, dear! Better get me wellies, then!

>> No.11717490 [DELETED] 

>>11717480
Wallace’s moon rocket has shitty abort modes

>> No.11717493 [DELETED] 

>>11717425
According to the flight director, they'll have time to eat, sleep, and take a piss. And also check out manual controls of Crew Dragon. That sleep period is meant to get the astronauts some rest after launch then contol testing but before docking attempt. Future Crew Dragon missions should be much shorter, even as short as six hours.

>> No.11717494 [DELETED] 

So who is responsible for the rain ruining the launch?

>> No.11717497 [DELETED] 

>>11717425
More importantly. Do they have a toilet to use for that time or do they use diapers.

>> No.11717498 [DELETED] 

>>11717466
The first American manned space flight in nearly a decade ending in the 2 astronauts Gus Grissoming in a tropical storm isn't acceptable. They're gonna be extra careful with this one.

>> No.11717502 [DELETED] 

>>11717494
Boeing. they flew 747s all over florida releasing chemicals into the air to trigger a stormfront

>> No.11717504 [DELETED] 

>>11717381
Bob looks at least a decade younger then Doug

>> No.11717505 [DELETED] 

>>11717494
Boeing's weather machine division is one of the few parts of the company that still staffs competent engineers.

>> No.11717506 [DELETED] 

So is it still on?

>> No.11717507 [DELETED] 

>>11717425
Space wanks.

>> No.11717508 [DELETED] 

>>11717506
Will know in 11 min

>> No.11717515 [DELETED] 

>>11717415
They really should hire some of these moders to add stuff to the game like Minecraft did.

>> No.11717516 [DELETED] 

>>11717493
Sleeping on a giant capsule while traveling very fast in space damn how does that feel.

I couldn't probably even get to sleep. Do they sleep in their suits? What if they need to pee?

>> No.11717521 [DELETED] 

>>11717508
>So we scrub?
>Yeh
>Yeh
>Yeah
>Alright, see you on Saturday.

>> No.11717523 [DELETED] 

>>11717516
I imagine they give them something to help them sleep

>> No.11717526 [DELETED] 

>>11717497
There is a toilet.

>> No.11717529 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9X1C7pTu-M

>> No.11717530 [DELETED] 

>>11717497
>>11717526
It's the other guy's mouth.

>> No.11717533 [DELETED] 

>>11717521
imagine being the weather man in the control room. everyone says "go flight" and then they get to you, everyone starts glaring and you have to say "uh it's a little windy out there, gonna have to hold off"

>> No.11717537 [DELETED] 

Everyday Astronaut is running a livestream of the launch site now:
https://youtu.be/yn3Kax3mExc

>> No.11717538 [DELETED] 

SCRUBBED
see you on saturday bois!

>> No.11717539 [DELETED] 

GO GO GO

>> No.11717541 [DELETED] 

S C R U B B E D
C
R
U
B
B
E
D

>> No.11717543 [DELETED] 

>>11717516
They can get out of the suits once they're in orbit. Then get some extra room by stowing Crew Dragon's foot rest and there's a curtained off toilet for them to take a leak. They're trained astronauts, they need to sleep at the right time according to scehdule.

>> No.11717545 [DELETED] 

THIS JUST IN:

Launch is a go, President Trump will replace one of the astronauts on a presidential visit to the ISS.

>> No.11717547 [DELETED] 

>>11717543
Wait, don't they have others put on the suit for them?

>> No.11717548 [DELETED] 

>>11717538
>>11717541
Lies. In fact weather is so good they decided to do a Starlink launch and a Hop test right along this launch.

>> No.11717549 [DELETED] 

>>11717545
>John Insprucker is the commander

>> No.11717550 [DELETED] 

>>11717545
>one of the astronauts
How are they gonna compensate for the added weight?

>> No.11717552 [DELETED] 

>>11717547
not sure if they can do themselves up, but they can do each other up. just on the ground they do them at the same time so others do it

>> No.11717554 [DELETED] 

>>11717545
Oh and is that... Hillary Clinton at the flight termination console?

>> No.11717555 [DELETED] 

>>11717547
That’s more to make sure the suits are functioning - and it’s more convenient. They can definitely suit themselves, like when coming back down on Dragon

>> No.11717558 [DELETED] 

>>11717547
It was designed to be put on without any help. But one of the things NASA will evaluate on this mission and the crew's stay on the ISS if they can put the suit on themselves in 0G or they need help. I guess before the docking they can help each other out if required.

>> No.11717559 [DELETED] 

>>11717545
this may actually happen in our lifetimes

>> No.11717563 [DELETED] 

>>11717554
Falcon 9 didn't terminate itself.

>> No.11717564 [DELETED] 

it's launch! owo

>> No.11717566 [DELETED] 

>>11717547
I'm sure that for safety reasons they'll have to be able to suit themselves

>> No.11717570 [DELETED] 

So who’s the pad führer this time around? The SpaceX techs have cool ninja bunny suits on

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So flip a coin?

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Melvin is the guest host for the broadcast; badass

>> No.11717580 [DELETED] 

Is this the russian cope thread?

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>>11717572
Backup launch dates looking better

>> No.11717583 [DELETED] 

>>11717576
>The two dogs are the launching astronauts

>> No.11717585 [DELETED] 

>>11717572
This is just launch site conditions. The fact that the forecast has gotten worse since yesterday combined with the storm concerns along the flight path in a potential abort make me think they're gonna scrub.

>> No.11717588 [DELETED] 

“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”
-astronaut Barry Wilmore

>> No.11717589 [DELETED] 

>>11717571
>>11717572
Are they actually going to go through all of this hourlong hassle only for it to scrap at T-1m because of wind?

>> No.11717592 [DELETED] 

>>11717581
So 92% chance of launch this week

>> No.11717594 [DELETED] 

>>11717454
haha, lulz, no
a numale will pretend they are doing something virtuous to feel better about himself
In reality they create all inequality (like homelessness in commiefornia).
A numale will buy everydayastronaut trash merch and book a bull to fuck their wife.

>> No.11717595 [DELETED] 

>>11717298
Whoa hot damn how do you get those patches kiwibro
Rocket Lab is based

>> No.11717599 [DELETED] 

>>11717581
How is that better? Looks exactly the same as today looked yesterday.

>> No.11717607 [DELETED] 

JPL eats peanuts during planetary mission events for good luck. Maybe do that for the weather today

>> No.11717608 [DELETED] 

hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnR0Yek-oyI

>> No.11717611 [DELETED] 

>>11717607
peanuts make you brap

>> No.11717612 [DELETED] 

>no booster landing at cape
>no triple sonic booms

>> No.11717615 [DELETED] 

>>11717607
the question is, will the astronauts pee on the wheel of the Model X

>> No.11717616 [DELETED] 

So it's scrubbed? We need a better way up than rockets, less prone to weather conditions

>> No.11717617 [DELETED] 

>>11717480
got exactly the same biscuit tin

>> No.11717619 [DELETED] 

Will the Falcon be recovered for this mission?

Also
>both astronauts white men
Some people are gonna be mad

>> No.11717621 [DELETED] 

>>11717616
Wow. Innovative big brain thoughts there.

>> No.11717623 [DELETED] 

>>11717616
Soyuz rockets can launch through blizzards. It just depends how much durability you design on the rocket in the first place. They could probably design a storm proof rocket but it wouldn't be worth it to NASA

>> No.11717626 [DELETED] 

>>11717612
Can somebody explain what causes the sonic booms?

>> No.11717627 [DELETED] 

>>11717619
Stage 1 will be recovered on the drone ship in the ocean.

>Some people are gonna be mad
A dozen journos at best.

>> No.11717628 [DELETED] 

>>11717616
Someone should tell Orange man that everyone will want to suck his dick if he build an orbital elevator.

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>5 hours time
We should be good bruhs. It's happening

>> No.11717631 [DELETED] 

>>11717619
they're already mad about weedman

>> No.11717633 [DELETED] 

>>11717626
The short answer is that the vehicle speed goes past the speed of sound so it breaks the "sound barrier". There's probably a youtube video that explains it like one is five

>> No.11717635 [DELETED] 

>>11717626
the boosters fall at supersonic speed before lighting the engines and landing

>> No.11717636 [DELETED] 

>>11717633
>>11717635
But why 3?

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>>11717628
Unlikely

>> No.11717638 [DELETED] 

>>11717630
Thank you Neptune.

>> No.11717640 [DELETED] 

>>11717636
3 boosters. They are traveling at slightly different locations and speeds.

>> No.11717641 [DELETED] 

>>11717490
but it presaged the SpaceX parking brake! (hold-down clamps)

>> No.11717644 [DELETED] 

>>11717599
Lower booster recovery risk forecast. While NASA doesn't care if SpaceX can recover the booster, it's a passable indicator for the downrange weather for launch abort scenarios. Those are not included in the launch prediction and is the higher concern for today's launch then launchpaf weather.

>> No.11717646 [DELETED] 

>>11717640
Wrong

>>11717636
One from legs, one from main structure, one from grid fins. I think.

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>> No.11717651 [DELETED] 

>>11717637
>lame daughter Jackie
lmao

>> No.11717653 [DELETED] 

>>11717646
>one from main structure
other two are correct, the other one is from the main engine

>> No.11717654 [DELETED] 

Elon said he would do a dance if the mission went successful

>> No.11717669 [DELETED] 

>>11717576
That photo series with the dogs is the best

>> No.11717673 [DELETED] 

>>11717298
degree ?
How and why did they hire you ?

>> No.11717674 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Are we a go for launch sci/?

>> No.11717681 [DELETED] 

>4:33
>33 FREEMASON NUMBER
>launch tower looks like twin tower
>astronauts like Armstrong, aldrin, and many more confirmed masons
This shit is blowing up garanteed

>> No.11717683 [DELETED] 

>>11717674
WE DON‘T KNOW! OK?!?!?!

>> No.11717684 [DELETED] 

>>11717681
Did you try to time that at 15:33:00?

>> No.11717686 [DELETED] 

>>11717674
The first assessment is underway currently. I hope so. Clear as fuck skies here in the uk to see it tonight

>> No.11717693 [DELETED] 

>30,000 people waiting in NASA stream
>40,000 in SpaceX stream
>it‘s gonna get scrubbed

>> No.11717699 [DELETED] 

>>11717684
No but that would have been spooky

>> No.11717708 [DELETED] 

rofl imagine if you only had one instantaneous launch window and a tiny bit of rain ruined it haha

>> No.11717710 [DELETED] 

>>11717693
What total number do you think it will reach?

>> No.11717712 [DELETED] 

>>11717710
At least 2 million were watching Falcon Heavy demo.

>> No.11717714 [DELETED] 

brehs I need to plan my getting shitfaced properly can you answer the following:

How long is it gonna take from liftoff to
>booster landing
>dudes getting on ISS

>> No.11717715 [DELETED] 

>>11717298
>War Thunder player
At least the patches are neat

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I was told there would be a go confirmation by now, have to sleep.

>>11717628
> Lisa in this house we obey the laws of materials science

>> No.11717717 [DELETED] 

>>11717714
See
>>11714781
>>11714789

>> No.11717718 [DELETED] 

Don't get your hopes up, it wouldn't be a SpaceX launch without at least one scrub

>> No.11717723 [DELETED] 

>>11717718
this launch already indirectly scrubbed the Starlink launch, they wouldn’t have been able to recycle OCISLY fast enough

>> No.11717725 [DELETED] 

imagine if something goes wrong

>> No.11717728 [DELETED] 

HOW LONG CAN YOU TALK ABOUT FUCKING WIND? ARE WE GO OR NOGO?

>> No.11717730 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
Buy Boeing stock now to be safe

>> No.11717729 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
pls no

>> No.11717731 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
There's a launch escape system. The whole thing has been quadruple checked and a full duration static fire was done.

>> No.11717736 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
Yeah, imagine if something goes wrong. Like the capsule launches and then actually delivers astronauts to the ISS. Imagine if it then brought them back safely. God just think of what a disaster that would be for the Boeing stock.

>> No.11717738 [DELETED] 

>>11717736
Jim should send a message to Boeing that says "It's time to deliver."

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>>11717728
This. The discussion is getting a little bit long winded.

>> No.11717743 [DELETED] 

Will we get a live view of Boeing CEOs hanging themselves?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2y7woasr_s

MUSK LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG
WHERE THE DRAGON FLY
OUT IN SPACE UP HIGH

>> No.11717745 [DELETED] 

why is this in /sci/ and not /g/

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Americans, always looking to make a quick buck

>> No.11717750 [DELETED] 

>>11717741
nice one anon

>> No.11717752 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
this is going to crash and kill them, the zog isn't ready yet doesn't want to space exploration to happen until the brown masses of mordor is complete

>> No.11717754 [DELETED] 

>>11717745
why not /n/?

>> No.11717756 [DELETED] 

>>11717745
Rocket science

>> No.11717758 [DELETED] 

>>11717550
They'll use Nancy Pelosi as reserve fuel.

>> No.11717759 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
This. I'm terrified of something going wrong and causing the normies to write off space when we're so close to putting men on mars.

>> No.11717760 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
It will 33 freemasons will be sure of it

>> No.11717761 [DELETED] 

>>11717748
Whenever I go to the city, niggers are always walking up to me in a reflective vest and trying to charge me for parking.

>> No.11717763 [DELETED] 

>>11717756
it is more properly "rocket plumbing", so it should be in /diy/

>> No.11717764 [DELETED] 

It'll pass over Ireland
if it lands in my garden you're not getting dragon back elon unless i get to have sex with grimes

>> No.11717766 [DELETED] 

>>11717756
it's literally consumer gadgets

>> No.11717768 [DELETED] 

>>11717745
/g/ is for consoomer electronics and software autism, not technology.
-t. /g/entooman

>> No.11717772 [DELETED] 

>>11716654
>>11716669
on a rtls mission the launch is much steeper which means in the case of an abort late into launch the capsule will reenter very steeply, which nasa safetycucks can't handle

>> No.11717774 [DELETED] 

The space suit look like they are about too clean a murder crime scene

>> No.11717775 [DELETED] 

>>11717752
Kiwi go to bed you're drunk

>> No.11717776 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
>>11717752
>>11717759

It will blow

>> No.11717778 [DELETED] 

The cope is real.

>> No.11717779 [DELETED] 

>>11717768
Fun fact, Falcon and Dragon run off of regular C++/some kind of C. Opens up the pool of talented programmers compared to obscure hardened aerospace languages. Elon has said they like hiring game designers too, since they often have limited resources to work with for compute power etc (like rockets)

>> No.11717780 [DELETED] 

I hope this shit blows up i put 33k into Boeing

>> No.11717781 [DELETED] 

>>11715375
>and only a dozen get picked every year
When manned starship becomes a thing, there will need to be potentially thousands of astronauts

>> No.11717782 [DELETED] 

>>11717766
>I‘m heading out to the store. Do you need anything.
>Yeah, I need two Falcon 9s and a new Electron rocket.
>Alright brb.

>> No.11717784 [DELETED] 

>>11717776
>failed digits
success confirmed

>> No.11717788 [DELETED] 

>4:33
>33 FREEMASON NUMBER
>launch tower looks like twin tower
>astronauts like Armstrong, aldrin, and many more confirmed masons
This shit is blowing up garanteed

>> No.11717793 [DELETED] 

>>11717776
>17776
AMERICAN MANNED SPACEFLIGHT SHALL COMMENCE AGAIN

>> No.11717796 [DELETED] 

>>11717681
4:33 is the John Cage number, meaning that nothing will happen at that time (ie. scrub)

>> No.11717797 [DELETED] 

>>11717758
She already has the Fossil part of Fossil fuel down.

>> No.11717800 [DELETED] 

>>11717776
>It will blow...
Boeing out of the water.

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Don't feed the schizos

>> No.11717805 [DELETED] 

>>11717793
https://youtu.be/1BZs005Hbgs

>> No.11717809 [DELETED] 

Breakfastgate resolved https://twitter.com/Astro_Doug/status/1265661081873195008

>> No.11717811 [DELETED] 

>>11717809
what a chad breakfast

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i'm ready my dudes

>> No.11717814 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
Imagine that flight goes well but the capsule has some sort of failure and destroys iss

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Stage 1 map.

>> No.11717818 [DELETED] 

>>11716046
It's gonna stay that way till literally everyone who was alive in CCCP and their children is dead. The mindset from commie times is still around, with a huge population who still hasn't adapted to living a post commie capitalistic world.

>> No.11717819 [DELETED] 

>>11717814
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

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oof look at the weather

>> No.11717824 [DELETED] 

>>11717796
No they slowed the iss down to modify the cage time. You have stinky brain

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>>11717626
Mighty Thor salutes the rocket as it flies by.

>> No.11717837 [DELETED] 

I think we fucked. all livestreams and it's all cloudy

>> No.11717843 [DELETED] 

>>11717814
nooooo not the heckin ISSerino

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEnDFIkq_E
nsf stream live

>> No.11717850 [DELETED] 

>>11717822
Why are they waiting so long with the nogo?

>> No.11717853 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ZLysa9Qqg&feature=youtu.be
estronaut interview has some really good snippets of info, interesting quote from based jim that the success of their relationship with spacex was making them 'rethink our whole buisiness model'

>> No.11717856 [DELETED] 

Who is going to get the patch to remember this mission?

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>>11717741
>>11717750
This one here is one of my best Carlos posts ever.

>> No.11717865 [DELETED] 

>>11717814
Why is this funny to me

>> No.11717869 [DELETED] 

Does anyone have a high res version of the mission patch?

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>>11717857

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30 MINUTE REMINDER FROM NASA

https://youtu.be/Aymrnzianf0

LETS GO

>> No.11717883 [DELETED] 

At least with Heavy demo they could wait a lot for weather to calm down, no way this one is launching today.

>> No.11717887 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11717888 [DELETED] 

>>11717869
The OP one is yanked directly from the SpaceX website; not sure if there is a better one out thereIn vector form

>> No.11717889 [DELETED] 

SPACE NATION YALL

>> No.11717891 [DELETED] 

USA !! USA!! USA!!

>> No.11717892 [DELETED] 

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

>> No.11717894 [DELETED] 

>>11717888
Thanks for the info anon. Hopefully they release a higher res or svg version

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THE UNITED STATES WILL NOW BE A SPACE EMPIRE
POST
>YFW

>> No.11717899 [DELETED] 

ngl I'm a little sad #launchamerica isn't trending on twitter. I really wish the average person even cared half as much about human space travel as we do.

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>This weather

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bros...

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>>11717896
Manifest the Final Frontier.

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>>11717899
Space died after the USSR collapsed
>t. Russian

>> No.11717911 [DELETED] 

>>11717899
They are too busy doing important people important things on tiktok and Instagram

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American Solar Empire starts today faggots

>> No.11717915 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Is this a contribution ot the artemas project or just boring ISS crap

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>>11717912
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SPACE ISN'T REAL, EARTH IS FLAAAT
>ELON IS A KIKE AND A FRAUUUD

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>it's poring so much you can barely see the launch pad
NO GO
O

G
O

>> No.11717920 [DELETED] 

>>11717902
fake and gay

>> No.11717921 [DELETED] 

>>11717899
People are busy being outraged by the latest weekly phone video event

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>>11717896

>> No.11717923 [DELETED] 

When the youtube stream starts we will have to wait 4 more hours right?

>> No.11717924 [DELETED] 

>>11717912
USSA
United Solar States of America

>>11717915
It's an ISS mission, but it does mean that NASA is being more trustworthy with SpaceX which could mean much more SpaceX involvement in Artemis.

>> No.11717925 [DELETED] 

yeah, no way it will launch today.

disperse!

>> No.11717926 [DELETED] 

>>11717918
>Launch in 4/5 hours
>Weather will be ready by then
>N-NO GO!

Fuck off Chang, go back to your shitty rocket program.

>> No.11717931 [DELETED] 

Isn’t rain now good, since that means no rain in 4 hours?

>> No.11717932 [DELETED] 

>>11717468
Yes to both.

>> No.11717933 [DELETED] 

NASA Schedule
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/coverage-of-landmark-nasa-spacex-commercial-crew-test-flight

NASA Streams
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/how-to-stream-nasa-tv-and-launch-america/

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do americans really eat this for breakfast

https://twitter.com/NASA_Johnson/status/1265666938342121472?s=20

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>>11714975

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SPACEX 30 MINUTE REMINDER

https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I

GO GO GO

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>>11717934
NGL looks based

>> No.11717939 [DELETED] 

>>11717934
no

>> No.11717940 [DELETED] 

>>11717934
given that there's a non-trivial chance that they might die today, they can eat whatever they want

>> No.11717941 [DELETED] 

it's fucking raining lmao

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>>11717934
>>11717940
>last meal is a well done steak

>> No.11717946 [DELETED] 

>>11717934
actually a decent meal if you would now anything about nutrition.

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Post launch music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677UmfeowaQ

>> No.11717948 [DELETED] 

>>11717941
F

>> No.11717950 [DELETED] 

>>11717515
Why hire them when they can just steal their ideas for free?
Take-Two is the publisher now.

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>>11717896

>> No.11717953 [DELETED] 

What would your last meal before takeoff be, /sci/? I’d have oats and fruit with chocolate croissants on the side

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rip

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>>11717947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzucrpURpnU

>> No.11717956 [DELETED] 

>>11717924
>Artemis

Why this shit taking so long

>> No.11717957 [DELETED] 

>>11717953
Raw bat soup.

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>>11717934
>brisket
only in Texas
and fugg I am in Texas and it's making me drool
I guess I can just warm up a jalapeño wurst link

>> No.11717964 [DELETED] 

>>11717947
Man am I fucking glad I saw that in IMAX

>> No.11717965 [DELETED] 

>>11717934
That's pretty good an I am not even American, or anglo.

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>>11717954
>Just small pockets of showers
>Last around 10 minutes
>NOOOOO ITS OVER

ITS FINE, WERE TAKING OFF

>> No.11717968 [DELETED] 

>>11717956
The commercial aspect just started work on it when some mission elements were finally wrenched away from SLS, and the SLS is the SLS.

>> No.11717970 [DELETED] 

>>11715918
outjewed the jew

>> No.11717972 [DELETED] 

>>11717947
https://youtu.be/bqL7Yllgeew
https://youtu.be/M6bumUQwQIU

>> No.11717974 [DELETED] 

Don't they also want calm weather where recovery might happen in case of a failure?

>> No.11717975 [DELETED] 

>>11717956
Boomers, politics, and bureaucrats.

>> No.11717976 [DELETED] 

>>11717899
>caring about sending humans into space

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>>11717953
full english

>> No.11717980 [DELETED] 

>>11717975
And giving money to blacks and fighting wars for Israel

>> No.11717981 [DELETED] 

>>11717974
yes, all away up until near ireland

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masturbate a little to get off the stress guys

>> No.11717992 [DELETED] 

>>11717853
>Tim asks about Dragon XL
>Elon warns him that he's overstepping the terms of the interview and doesn't answer
Disappointing

>> No.11717993 [DELETED] 

>>11717985
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.11717994 [DELETED] 

>Blue Sky

OH NONONONONONO

>> No.11717999 [DELETED] 

>>11717985
Based

>> No.11718002 [DELETED] 

>>11717953
Chicken schnitzel

>> No.11718005 [DELETED] 

>>11717985
sauce

>> No.11718006 [DELETED] 

chan and boing btfo out

Sounds like NASA and SpaceX are pressing ahead with the countdown today.

https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1265671627460788227?s=20

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>>11718005

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>>11718005

>> No.11718012 [DELETED] 

>>11717979
That is full disgusting

>> No.11718013 [DELETED] 

>>11717953
Brisket, a baked potato,and corn on the cob.

>> No.11718014 [DELETED] 

>>11718006
It's the rocket that's gonna get blown the fuck out.

>> No.11718017 [DELETED] 

SPACE EMPIRE BEGINS NOW

>> No.11718019 [DELETED] 

NASA stream should be starting!

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>>11717912
>>11718017
Pic-related when?

>> No.11718029 [DELETED] 

>>11717953
spicy curry :DDD

>> No.11718030 [DELETED] 

>>11717985
thenks fren I just came in time

>> No.11718031 [DELETED] 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-boeing-jobs/boeing-cutting-more-than-12000-u-s-jobs-with-thousands-more-planned-idUSKBN2332EP

Losing to SpaceX too. What happened to Boeing?

>> No.11718034 [DELETED] 

surprised that something like this isn't receiving more attention
it's a fairly major event compared to all the other dumb bullshit occurring in the world, isn't it?

>> No.11718037 [DELETED] 

Power nap time

>> No.11718041 [DELETED] 

>>11718034
normies are cattle,if it's not about a celebrity or a sports team they don't care

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ITS TOO SMALL, SLS IS THE FUTURE! DELET THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW. SENATOR SHELBY HELP ME!

>> No.11718043 [DELETED] 

>>11717953
probably nothing solid since I'd have to shit it out later just a few feet away from the other guy

>> No.11718044 [DELETED] 

inb4 it explodes

>> No.11718048 [DELETED] 

>>11718034
It's gotten lots of news coverage, and has ~200,000 across the different streams. Should be around 1 million live viewers by the launch

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>>11718042
>10 years to build a leaky propellant tank
>10
>fucking
>years

>> No.11718050 [DELETED] 

>>11718034
>a fairly major event
Nope

>> No.11718053 [DELETED] 

>Nasa and Spacex streams are in 720p
I thought we would finally get some HD crew launch footage, what bullshit is this

>> No.11718054 [DELETED] 

>>11718050
Cope

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>>11717947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6bumUQwQIU

>> No.11718061 [DELETED] 

>NASA's stream has more viewers than SpaceX's.
What kind of bullshit is this

>> No.11718063 [DELETED] 

>>11717387
Listen bud, when you get drafted into the Space Force for the coming Asteroid Wars don't come crying to me.

>> No.11718066 [DELETED] 

i am european
why should i give a shit about any of this

>> No.11718069 [DELETED] 

>>11718061
It looks like it's the same stream anyways.

>> No.11718070 [DELETED] 

>>11718009
>>11718010
Nice

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STREAMING IT ON TTV FOR YALL GAMERS

USSDONALDJTRUMP TTV

>> No.11718073 [DELETED] 

>>11718050
Stop coping, chinaman

>> No.11718074 [DELETED] 

>>11718061
>spaecx is 60 fps
guess I'll watch that one

>> No.11718075 [DELETED] 

>>11717396
We are little busy going to space but I'll get back to you when we find the time. Little busy at the moment.

>> No.11718077 [DELETED] 

>>11718066
buy TSLA stock
thank me tomorrow

>> No.11718079 [DELETED] 

>>11718009
>>11718010
Based and hivemindpilled

>> No.11718082 [DELETED] 

>>11718066
It is a Commercial Program so the ESA can cuck Russia out of more money and pay for Crew Dragon seats

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>>11718050
yeah clearly orange man's twitter feed is more important, at least according to the bbc
the spacex thing is practicably a footnote

>> No.11718086 [DELETED] 

>>11718066
It's a sign of the new era of commercial space that would upstage government space encouraging tax payers to lobby their governments to do more work in space lest they'll get outspaced by a weeb who smokes weed. That goes for your government too.

>> No.11718090 [DELETED] 

So they will shoot them up into space for a day and they land tomorrow?

>> No.11718092 [DELETED] 

Alright /pol/lacks post your general here while we play tourist /auspol/ reporting in

>> No.11718093 [DELETED] 

Where can we watch the launch in 4k?

>> No.11718094 [DELETED] 

>>11718061
Wait for SpaceX to post their stream on Twitter

>> No.11718096 [DELETED] 

>>11718082
>so the ESA can cuck Russia out of more money
i am sold

GO USA
GO SPACEX
GO NASA

>> No.11718097 [DELETED] 

>>11718090
No.

>> No.11718098 [DELETED] 

>>11718066
Because Europe is dead
America is the future

>> No.11718099 [DELETED] 

>>11718031
They took a fall multiple times and just couldn't pull out of it

>> No.11718100 [DELETED] 

>>11718090
It's an explosion simulator

>> No.11718102 [DELETED] 

>>11718090
no, they're staying up there for a few weeks

>> No.11718103 [DELETED] 

>>11717979
mmm blood pudding.

>> No.11718105 [DELETED] 

>>11718074
The SpaceX stream is faster. There was a green light that just blinked on the Crew Dragon and the NASA stream had it almost 10s later. And it doesn't have the extra watermarks.

>> No.11718107 [DELETED] 

>US Space Force will have its logo on the rocket


AHAHAHA YES

>> No.11718109 [DELETED] 

>>11718100
Simulation*

>> No.11718110 [DELETED] 

>>11718012
I'm a Spaniard with good Mediterranean culinary culture and I love that kind of breakfast.
Only thing I wouldn't include are the beans (would use tomato-rubbed toasted bread, with olive oil), or even sauted lentils if I am very hungry.

Eating only croissant or some other small pastry is a pathetic way of doing breakfast.
If I can only have that I'd rather not eat at all. I'll have a coffee with whisky and that's it.

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Only 4 more hours until HOLDS

>> No.11718112 [DELETED] 

>>11718009
>>11718010
Same filename joke too

>> No.11718114 [DELETED] 

>>11718090
They're gonna dock with the ISS for a bit.

>> No.11718115 [DELETED] 

>>11718105
Just timed it again based on the waves, it's more than 20s.

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if you want a stream with good tunes and chat with other degenerates

head to ussdonaldjtrump ttv

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What are you guys eating for launch day

>> No.11718120 [DELETED] 

>>11718118
fuck off

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cant wait to see people die in a fireball in a live broadcast just like my father did with challenger

>> No.11718123 [DELETED] 

>>11718066
Musk's success is an achievement for all of humanity.

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Not happening.

>> No.11718126 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
Did they walk in yet?

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>Changs will shoot the rocket down

How will you react?

>> No.11718133 [DELETED] 

>>11718121
Watermelon

>> No.11718134 [DELETED] 

>>11718105
NASA has chat tho

>> No.11718135 [DELETED] 

dubs and it will blow up

>> No.11718136 [DELETED] 

african does something bad: those god dang n-words
african does something good: WE did this! WE! Humanity together!

>> No.11718137 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
dat clover on the patch

>> No.11718138 [DELETED] 

>>11715094
>>11715096
How to improve them?

>> No.11718139 [DELETED] 

LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>> No.11718140 [DELETED] 

>>11718126
Nah check out the timeline >>11714781

>> No.11718144 [DELETED] 

>>11718139
Can I get a Poggers in the chat?

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poopydude was here!

>> No.11718148 [DELETED] 

>>11718132
If they do that we're glassing their cities.

>> No.11718150 [DELETED] 

>>11718138
just break up those vertical lines so they look less blocky, probably

>> No.11718153 [DELETED] 

>>11718132
celebrate, money shouldn't be wasted on space

>> No.11718155 [DELETED] 

>>11718139
oh nyoo it exploded PepeHands

>> No.11718156 [DELETED] 

>>11718148
You mutts wont do shit

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>>11718136
Yes can this negro get some respect pls

>>11718139
>twitch

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>>11718132
Space war, now!

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>>11718132
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones after the United States glasses the fuck out of Chang with nukes.”

>> No.11718167 [DELETED] 

>>11718153
Good goy, remember, Elon is a kike.

>> No.11718169 [DELETED] 

where's the /sci/tube link?

>> No.11718168 [DELETED] 

>>11718153
Go back to your mud hut.

>> No.11718172 [DELETED] 

>4 more hours
Wake me up as soon as the countdown starts

>> No.11718173 [DELETED] 

BROADCAST STARTED

WE
ARE
LIVE

>> No.11718174 [DELETED] 

>>11718139
>making history
I thought crewed space flights were achieved 60 years ago.

>> No.11718175 [DELETED] 

Lightning all over the place, it's gonna get scrubbed.

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>mfw some non-white talks shit about the white race

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>>11718168
>G-Go back to your mud hut.

SPACE IS FAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST A SHOW

>> No.11718181 [DELETED] 

IT'S HAPPENING

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> ayys arrive before the start, steal the rocket

>> No.11718182 [DELETED] 

ITS LIVE

>> No.11718184 [DELETED] 

>private company
>international team behind the project
>USA just gave some money
>USA USA USA USA USA! WE DID IT!

>> No.11718185 [DELETED] 

FOR FUCKS SAKE IM TAKING THE FATTEST SHIT THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMEE

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hi im here because i put the bell on the space x thing and it tells me whenever they launch rockets now. what does crew demo mean? theyre showing us the pilots?

>> No.11718187 [DELETED] 

STREAMS ARE A GO
https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
https://youtu.be/Aymrnzianf0

>> No.11718192 [DELETED] 

whos this sexual chocolate.

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AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS ON AMERICAN ROCKETS FROM AMERICAN SOIL EDITION

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>>11718139

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>> No.11718197 [DELETED] 

>tfw no Lauren gf

>> No.11718199 [DELETED] 

LAUREN A CUTE

>> No.11718198 [DELETED] 

>>11718192
Omg this is the astronaut who took a photo with his dogs, I love this man

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AMERICAN MADE

AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS

AMERICAN SOIL

>> No.11718202 [DELETED] 

>>11718196
W I D E

>> No.11718203 [DELETED] 

>>11718186
The crew is going to space.

>> No.11718204 [DELETED] 

>>11718192
Leland D. Melvin

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>tfw no chocolate space queen gf

>> No.11718208 [DELETED] 

WE WUZ SPACE NIGGAS

>> No.11718209 [DELETED] 

>>11717637
>"the hungry"
>she's fucking OBESE!

>> No.11718212 [DELETED] 

wait, wat?
4 hours to go?

>> No.11718213 [DELETED] 

>>11718186
>what does crew demo mean?
Test flight.

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50/50 PROBABILITY OF LAUNCH WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11718218 [DELETED] 

China has a better space program then America

>> No.11718217 [DELETED] 

>>11715193
I think it would be the capsule. i feel that one is more important than the booster.

>> No.11718219 [DELETED] 

weather is to bad

>> No.11718221 [DELETED] 

I wish King Terry was here to see this

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>THIS IS THE FIRST MANNED ORBITAL SPACE LAUNCH FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE 2011
how significant is that? i thought we were going to the moon today this sucks

>> No.11718223 [DELETED] 

>>11718153
You're wasting way more resources in the army
>b-but what if China attacks as soon as we lower the budget?
You have 7k nukes you nigger. What use is maintaining ships and troops that won't be used

>> No.11718224 [DELETED] 

Get and lightning hit the tower.

>> No.11718225 [DELETED] 

>all these qts
noice

>> No.11718226 [DELETED] 

>>11718187
is it just me, or is the spacex stream like a minute ahead

>> No.11718227 [DELETED] 

Here’s an overview of the countdown milestones ahead:

-04:15:00 Crew weather brief
-04:05:00 Crew handoff
-04:00:00 Suit donning and checkouts
-03:22:00 Crew walk out from Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building
-03:15:00 Crew transportation to Launch Complex 39A
-02:55:00 Crew arrives at pad
-02:35:00 Crew ingress
-02:20:00 Communication check
-02:15:00 Verify ready for seat rotation
-02:14:00 Suit leak checks
-01:55:00 Hatch close
-00:45:00 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for propellant load
-00:42:00 Crew access arm retracts
-00:37:00 Dragon launch escape system is armed
-00:35:00 RP-1 (rocket grade kerosene) loading begins
-00:35:00 1st stage LOX (liquid oxygen) loading begins
-00:16:00 2nd stage LOX loading begins
-00:07:00 Falcon 9 begins engine chill prior to launch
-00:05:00 Dragon transitions to internal power
-00:01:00 Command flight computer to begin final prelaunch checks
-00:01:00 Propellant tank pressurization to flight pressure begins
-00:00:45 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for launch
-00:00:03 Engine controller commands engine ignition sequence to start
-00:00:00 Falcon 9 liftoff

>> No.11718229 [DELETED] 

>>11718215
It either launches or it doesn't

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Would you bleach?
Y/N?

>> No.11718232 [DELETED] 

>>11718215
it either happens or it doesn't

>> No.11718233 [DELETED] 

>>11718225
And Insprucker isn't even there yet

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she cute

>> No.11718235 [DELETED] 

spacex stream or nasa steam lads?

>> No.11718239 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
Who wouldn't

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go for launch

>> No.11718242 [DELETED] 

>>11718222
You don't run before learning how to walk

>> No.11718243 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
hell yeah motherfucker

>> No.11718244 [DELETED] 

>>11717725
finally capitalism will be finished

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https://www.strawpoll.me/20183233

>I hope it explodes and they die
>yes
>no

>> No.11718246 [DELETED] 

>The crew will get on in their Tesla ©®
the absolute fucking state.

>> No.11718250 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
Of course
Only educated blacks

>> No.11718251 [DELETED] 

>>11718226
youtube streams can be anywhere from +-2 minutes

>> No.11718252 [DELETED] 

>>11718247
the crew capsule has already survived an explosion.

>> No.11718253 [DELETED] 

>>11718222
It's also the first private/commercial launch ever.

>> No.11718254 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAR GOD I CAN'T STOP SUCKING FUCK

>> No.11718255 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
N

>> No.11718257 [DELETED] 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT MUH BASED CHHIINNNNNNNNAAAAA

>> No.11718258 [DELETED] 

LAUNCH AMERICA

>> No.11718259 [DELETED] 

>>11718235
spacex is 60fps

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Hopefully Roscosmos stop's being massive kikes and actually innovate after this.

>> No.11718260 [DELETED] 

>>11718254
i got next wiboi

>> No.11718262 [DELETED] 

>>11718242
>forgetting how to walk
>>11718247
i hope it explodes but everyone is ok

>> No.11718263 [DELETED] 

>>11718234
would wife

>> No.11718264 [DELETED] 

>>11718234
that jacket is effay, can men get one?

>> No.11718265 [DELETED] 

>Nasa trying to get the zoomer audience
lmao

>> No.11718266 [DELETED] 

I want that jacket

>> No.11718267 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BROWN CUTIES IN NASA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>me and the other guy who voted yes to them exploding

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>>11718246
>free advertising from NASA for your car company

DEVILISH

>> No.11718274 [DELETED] 

I'm so glad SpaceX got to this point first. Just imagine if we were watching NASA sucking Boeings dick atm

>> No.11718273 [DELETED] 

>>11718222
This capsule on a Falcon Heavy instead of a Falcon 9 could in fact get to lunar orbit. You'd just need a second launch for the lander to dock in orbit. This is a test flight.

>> No.11718276 [DELETED] 

>>11718261
>Roscosmos
russia simply can't afford it

>> No.11718277 [DELETED] 

>>11718269
She cute.

>> No.11718278 [DELETED] 

>>11718274
Boeing couldn't launch my shit 5 feet up

>> No.11718279 [DELETED] 

just so people know, insprucker is confirmed to be acting as the host for the launch itself. Don't worry!

>> No.11718280 [DELETED] 

>>11718265
do zoomers even care about space? all they talk about is impossible whoppers and global warming.

just think about how much carbon is is being released from all this rocket fuel going into the atmosphere! =^)

>> No.11718282 [DELETED] 

spacex has top hottie
>lead manufacturing engineer
muh dick

>> No.11718283 [DELETED] 

>>11718262
Just because NASA did it 40 years ago doesn't mean than a private company that was founded just a couple of years ago can do it flawlessly

>> No.11718287 [DELETED] 

Wind violation here, might abort your takeoff.

>> No.11718288 [DELETED] 

>>11718280
>rolling coal with rockets
Elon Musk is a true American

>> No.11718291 [DELETED] 

>>11718269
She looks like a brown version of an old classmate of mine

>> No.11718292 [DELETED] 

>launch America
>all niggers
Lmao I almost feel bad for them

>> No.11718293 [DELETED] 

what's up with the security in bullet proof vests in spacex headquarters?

>> No.11718295 [DELETED] 

>>11718283
but anon, this is "american rockets"

>> No.11718294 [DELETED] 

if i had known there were gonna be so many brown qt3.14s in the aerospace industry then i wouldnt have wasted my life away being a neet

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>>11718279
Based insprucker, hope we get a few thumbs up from him.

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Post >yrw boing gets BTFO'd

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>>11718282

>> No.11718299 [DELETED] 

>>11718184
>>international team behind the project
is there nationality data and percentages ?

>> No.11718300 [DELETED] 

>>11718200
Musk is from south africa.

>> No.11718301 [DELETED] 

>all this hand movement while talking

>> No.11718302 [DELETED] 

>>11718292
>astronauts white
Nice one though

>> No.11718303 [DELETED] 

>>11718301
fuck you dude now i cant stop looking

>> No.11718304 [DELETED] 

INSPRUCKER

>> No.11718305 [DELETED] 

DADDY INSPRUCK

>> No.11718307 [DELETED] 

JOHN

>> No.11718306 [DELETED] 

>>11718298
talk cnc machining fuel tanks to me baby

>> No.11718308 [DELETED] 

>>11718301
It helps with audience engagement anon,i'm sorry it bugs you but this has been extensively tested and it is recommended for public speaking.

>> No.11718309 [DELETED] 

>>11718280
>just think about how much carbon is is being released from all this rocket fuel going into the atmosphere! =^)
SpaceX is working on processing atmospheric CO2 into fuel for its next rockets so they'll be carbon neutral.

>> No.11718310 [DELETED] 

JOHN
COMFIRMED!

>> No.11718311 [DELETED] 

>>11718300
Yes, but Elon loves America.

>> No.11718312 [DELETED] 

FUCK YES INSPRUCKER

>> No.11718313 [DELETED] 

>>11718301
>tfw that's literally me at a class presentation and can't stop

>> No.11718315 [DELETED] 

INSPRUCK IN THE HOUSE!

>> No.11718314 [DELETED] 

>>11718296
why do i smell onions from here ?
Is it the composition of SpaceX, and the New Space companies, teams ?

>> No.11718316 [DELETED] 

>>11718301
Body language is just as important

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HAPPENING

NO SCUDD

>> No.11718319 [DELETED] 

>>11718031
>What happened to Boeing?
McDonnell Douglas happened.
>>11718061
All normiefags know about NASA from when they were kids, not so much SpaceX.
>>11718134
That's it then, going with SpaceX stream.

>> No.11718321 [DELETED] 

Nice

>> No.11718322 [DELETED] 

INSPRUCKER THE KING

>> No.11718327 [DELETED] 

>>11718311
>>11718300
Not the African-American they wanted, but the only African-American that would work

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>>11718230
She looks like Kira Noir when she started making porn

>> No.11718329 [DELETED] 

Scary clouds in background.

>> No.11718332 [DELETED] 

>>11718328
this is so fucking accurate

>> No.11718334 [DELETED] 

thick cumulus crowds

>> No.11718335 [DELETED] 

Looks like twin towers

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>>11718329
Those are from Elon.

>> No.11718337 [DELETED] 

If singles, mission is successful

>> No.11718338 [DELETED] 

How bad is Bezos seething atm?

>> No.11718339 [DELETED] 

Any news on the weather? I'm really worried they are going to have to scrub. Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

>> No.11718341 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
absolutely

>> No.11718345 [DELETED] 

John Insprucker, a national treasure

>> No.11718346 [DELETED] 

>>11718338
I don't think he cares.

>> No.11718348 [DELETED] 

>>11718338
seething on his pile of cash

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They gonna die in those clouds if that thing launches

>> No.11718351 [DELETED] 

Is Buzz Aldrin slated to make an appearance during this event?

>> No.11718352 [DELETED] 

>>11718328
>fapping with your mouse hand

>> No.11718353 [DELETED] 

is it possible to be an astronaut is you don't have a strong jaw?

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>>11718308

>> No.11718356 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
>high IQ black QT
YES!!!

>> No.11718357 [DELETED] 

>>11718339
I liked this a lot. Thanks

>> No.11718358 [DELETED] 

kek the dude with the headset is so nervous

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>>11718338
>Bezos' reaction when

>> No.11718360 [DELETED] 

>>11718351
hopefully not, buzz is a massive retard

>> No.11718361 [DELETED] 

>>11718137
>clover on the patch
>patch is literally a frog swallowing the earth and ISS
Literally our launch bros.

>> No.11718362 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
im not white

>> No.11718364 [DELETED] 

>stream in 720p
Why?

>> No.11718365 [DELETED] 

>>11718338
Probably doesn't care. Boeing on the other hand...

>> No.11718366 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
What are the odds it's fails?

>> No.11718368 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
racemixing crap

>> No.11718369 [DELETED] 

i want to fuck 11

>> No.11718370 [DELETED] 

damn those black spacex jumpsuits with the numbers are an aesthetic

>> No.11718371 [DELETED] 

>>11718358
I think they were supposed to switch away before he looked away, so the astronaut began talking again but he got the memo to mention the handover.

>> No.11718372 [DELETED] 

>>11718346
He probably does.
We already now from leaks that bezos is jelly as fuck that he cant get the same money as spaceX from the US goverment.

>> No.11718373 [DELETED] 

ULTRA WIDE BOI

>> No.11718374 [DELETED] 

where do I get a #4 gf?

>> No.11718375 [DELETED] 

>>11718338
Bezos is not even in the race. It's Tory Bruno and Dave Calhoun that's seething.

>> No.11718377 [DELETED] 

The astronauts were right now handed over to the private company. STATISTS BTFO

>> No.11718376 [DELETED] 

>>11718255
I

>> No.11718378 [DELETED] 

>>11718247
yes

>> No.11718379 [DELETED] 

>>11718362
Uhh, yea
I can tell

>> No.11718380 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
No, same race couples are the best.

>> No.11718382 [DELETED] 

>>11718366
50/50, it does or it doesn't

>> No.11718381 [DELETED] 

>>11718364
because it is really expensive to make CGI in 4k

>> No.11718384 [DELETED] 

>SpaceX crew and Media wearing masks
>Nasa crew doesnt
What did they mean by this

>> No.11718383 [DELETED] 

>>11718372
Ahhh I savor the cope

>> No.11718385 [DELETED] 

Like 30 people in the suit up room. What are the odds of the astronauts infecting all the other astronauts on the ISS with the virus?

>> No.11718386 [DELETED] 

>>11718376
C

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>>11718338
>Failed to steal landing concept
>Failed to steal 39A
>Failed to get into orbit
>Failed to get humans above the karman line
If he isn't seething then it pretty much confirms he's a virtue signalling scumbag, which wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.11718387 [DELETED] 

exclusive live listen into Boeing's exec meeting room
https://youtu.be/QQwUAIasv8w?t=7

>> No.11718389 [DELETED] 

>>11718200
made in china flag

>> No.11718391 [DELETED] 

>>11718385
I bet (or at least hope) that all of them were tested

>> No.11718394 [DELETED] 

>>11718194
made in china flag lul

>> No.11718395 [DELETED] 

>>11718360
t. Bart Sibrel

>> No.11718396 [DELETED] 

>>11718230
NIGGER

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>China seething

>> No.11718399 [DELETED] 

I'm hyped, bros
It's really fucking happening

>> No.11718400 [DELETED] 

>>11718375
Tory Bruno doesn't seem like a seethefag. His company is more concerned with launching expensive missions. Boeing is for fags but ULA is their only redeeming factor

>> No.11718403 [DELETED] 

>>11718168
cringe, US paying some south african company to launch a spaceship lol

and mutts are calling it american

>> No.11718404 [DELETED] 

I wonder if they're intentionally trying to distance themselves from Musk in the broadcast because he's a controversial figure

>> No.11718407 [DELETED] 

Why does doug look like he's about to cry?

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>>11718350
Allah ackbar

>> No.11718409 [DELETED] 

>last Shuttle pilot
>first commercial crew pilot
NICE

>> No.11718411 [DELETED] 

less old wrinkly white guys
more young vibrant brown girls

please and thank you

>> No.11718412 [DELETED] 

>>11718174
those were faked in a hollywood studio

>> No.11718413 [DELETED] 

ULA snipers getting in position soon

>> No.11718414 [DELETED] 

>>11718404
They've shown Musk in the montages and specifically mentioned the Teslas, so I don't think so.

>> No.11718415 [DELETED] 

>>11718403
>south african company
SpaceX is an American company, doofus

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>>11718407
I'd probably bawl my eyes out if I went up to space.

>> No.11718417 [DELETED] 

>China trying to shut it down


Really makes you think

>> No.11718418 [DELETED] 

>>11718408
based

>> No.11718419 [DELETED] 

>>11718409
>wife also an astronaut
badass

>> No.11718421 [DELETED] 

>>11718404
That and he's not a great public speaker.

>> No.11718420 [DELETED] 

>>11718404
How is Elon Musk controversial?

>> No.11718422 [DELETED] 

>>11718222
Elon‘s tin can factory is on it. Give them another year or two.

>> No.11718423 [DELETED] 

>>11718395
>let me just pray to god on the moon real quick

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Bros I was told these new flight suits were supposed to look cool. They look like the stay puft marshmallow man

>> No.11718427 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
seriously?

>> No.11718428 [DELETED] 

>responsible for this trash audio quality
>bout to 2 living breathing human beings into space on a rocket
id be scared

>> No.11718430 [DELETED] 

CAM ON MUSKY

SHOOT SAM FACKIN ROCKITS

>> No.11718432 [DELETED] 

>>11718419
both Bob and Doug married astronauts

>> No.11718431 [DELETED] 

>>11718417
What are you talking about?

>> No.11718433 [DELETED] 

>>11718407
Sleeploss

>> No.11718434 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
sperging on twitter

>> No.11718435 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
Have you been living under a rock for the last 5 fucking years?

>> No.11718436 [DELETED] 

>tfw no cute blonde space waifu

>> No.11718437 [DELETED] 

>>11718404
Nah, like DM-1 you'll see Musk only during the post-flight press conference.

>> No.11718439 [DELETED] 

Hey quick question, what hapens if the rocket explodes? if the crew dies? Is there any legal procedures and whatnots?

>> No.11718440 [DELETED] 

>>11718407
Think about how proud he must be. He and Bob are going to be the first Americans to go to space in an American spaceship in almost a decade. It is also the first manned commercial spaceflight. It is a tremendous honor.

>> No.11718441 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
he made some not reddit-approved tweets

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>need to endure looking at lesser races

>> No.11718443 [DELETED] 

>>11718431
>>>/pol/ is making more anti-space threads

>> No.11718444 [DELETED] 

>>11718381
Nah, it's just a number.

>> No.11718446 [DELETED] 

>>11718167
back to pol pablo

>> No.11718447 [DELETED] 

>>11718439
>Is there any legal procedures and whatnots?
Most likely, but hopefully it won't come to that.

>> No.11718448 [DELETED] 

Reminder that SpaceX was at fault for the total destruction of their rocket.
>The NASA IRT report stated, “the key technical finding by the IRT with regard to this failure was that it was due to a design error: SpaceX chose to use an industrial grade (as opposed to aerospace grade) 17-4 PH SS (precipitation-hardening stainless steel) cast part in a critical load path under cryogenic conditions and strenuous flight environments.”

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wait hold up they are really gonna drive to the launch pad in a TESLA electric cuckmobile

>> No.11718450 [DELETED] 

>>11718153
Decommission one fucking carrier group and fly to the moon.

>> No.11718452 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
Being a memelord and smoke weed.

>> No.11718453 [DELETED] 

another fake space launch by amerimutts kek

>>11718156
>couldn't win against goatfuckers in afg

>> No.11718456 [DELETED] 

>>11718439
There will be a full investigation before a Board of Inquiry if the crew are injured or killed, or if there's even an abort that requires use of the launch escape system

>> No.11718457 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
Follow him on twitter

>> No.11718458 [DELETED] 

>>11718282
Her voice is even sexier imo

>> No.11718459 [DELETED] 

>>11718448
Which destruction?

>> No.11718460 [DELETED] 

>>11718448
That's why they test stuff.

>> No.11718461 [DELETED] 

>>11718453
they can't keep getting away with it

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КAК COCETCЯ, POCКOCЫE ПИДOPAХИ?

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>2048
>President Barron Trump issues first privateering contracts to 4ASS mercenaries to hinder communist chinese raids on American Solar colonies on Mars and Europa
>Winnie the Poo, Pepe spray painted on the majority of Chinese 'rocket of a thousand dragon tears' space fleet
>Wernher von Braun sheds a tear of joy from heaven, once again cock-blocking the commies

How will you serve, anons?

>> No.11718464 [DELETED] 

>>11718351
I think they will save him for when they do a return to the moon mission, which (if this mission is successful) could happen very soon. Still, it would be nice to see him for this.

>> No.11718465 [DELETED] 

>>11718450
huh? military protects us against real threats, space and nasa faggotry does what exactly?

>>11718449
its a tesla launch not US govt launch

>> No.11718466 [DELETED] 

*My wife and ME

>> No.11718467 [DELETED] 

>>11718462
<3

>> No.11718468 [DELETED] 

>>11718186
These two are going to the ISS.
First time someone does it on a SpaceX vehicle. First time someone does it on a privately developed rocket and first time in 9 years that America doesn‘t have to beg Putin to do it for them.

>> No.11718469 [DELETED] 

>>11718450
create space carrier and claim the moon

>> No.11718470 [DELETED] 

>>11718449
overyhyped forklift

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>all these ruskies buttblasted itt

>> No.11718472 [DELETED] 

>>11718462
i bet she can fit it at least all the way to the P

>> No.11718473 [DELETED] 

>>11718453
i know reight, fucking retarded mutts cant do shit

>> No.11718474 [DELETED] 

>it's a commercial spaceflight entirely paid by american taxpayers
>whoa capitalism wins again!

>> No.11718475 [DELETED] 

The stream looks amazing so far!
SpaceX is amazingggggggg

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FUGG! That's just 3 miles from the pad.

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>it's going to explode on the launchpad

>> No.11718478 [DELETED] 

>>11718462
she knows what she is doing in that pic.

>> No.11718479 [DELETED] 

>>11718462
>BROWN EYES
absolutely disgusting

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>>11718465
I'm too near-sighted and retarded to realize long-term goals have long-term benefits

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>>11718463
All Von Braun really wants is London nuked from orbit.

>> No.11718482 [DELETED] 

>>11718465
>space and nasa faggotry does what exactly?
Satellite communications and orbital weapons to enable the military. Without space and nasa faggotry, you'd still be stuck in the '40's.

>> No.11718483 [DELETED] 

>>11718448
>he doesn't know musk is an artificially propped up "genius" by ((them))
>he doesn't know Musky's grandfather was the leader of Canada's technocracy movement, that wanted to get rid of culture and religion and replace everything with socialism and science
>totally a co-incidence that his grandkid is furthering that agenda with neuralink and such

oh you poor child

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>>11718475

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>>11718474
>what? SpaceX earns more from private launches?

>> No.11718487 [DELETED] 

>>11718474
>public-private partnerships are socialism

????????

>> No.11718488 [DELETED] 

>>11718463
i'm 58 then, my heart would give out in a high G atack.

>> No.11718489 [DELETED] 

Where is the SpaceX stream.

>> No.11718490 [DELETED] 

>>11718426
Nah it looks cool
It's kind of like 50s Sci fi spacesuit

>> No.11718491 [DELETED] 

AHH DADDY MUSK

LOVE YOU

>> No.11718492 [DELETED] 

elon and jim have entered the chat

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Greetings from /pol/
Fuck Jannies for pruning the Thread.
Reposting:

Roll for catastrophic failure:
Dubs: weather problems
Trips: engine fails
Quads: explodes
Quints: hits the space station
Anything higher: rocket "accidentally" hits Israel and detonates nuke

>> No.11718494 [DELETED] 

BEHNKEN DID THE WP SIGN OH SHIT BLACKIES BTFO

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>> No.11718496 [DELETED] 

>China shutting down the stream


OH NONONONONONO

>> No.11718497 [DELETED] 

>>11718465
Resource conquest on land vs resource conquest in space. It's the same thing, we're just in the discovery phase in space.

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these suits look a lot like a racing firesuit

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>>11718489
youtube

>> No.11718500 [DELETED] 

elon is getting fat

>> No.11718503 [DELETED] 

>>11718489
just type it in youtube you dipshit

>> No.11718504 [DELETED] 

>>11718442
lookimg at whites suck desu albino gang

>> No.11718505 [DELETED] 

>>11718476
What's that? A lightning?

>> No.11718506 [DELETED] 

>>11718463
4ASS vehicle design and ground support.

>> No.11718507 [DELETED] 

>>11718474
>the state had to bow down to a private company instead of spinning up yet another white elephant
>whoa the state wins again!

>> No.11718508 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
He just made his first appearance.

>> No.11718509 [DELETED] 

Elon is wearing a mask. Afraid he might give them go fever

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>>11718462
Fuck off. We, the mankind, need to cooperate in space at least.

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>>11718489
https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I

>> No.11718513 [DELETED] 

>>11718495
The new suits are cool as shit, not gonna lie

>> No.11718514 [DELETED] 

Ad astra!

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>> No.11718516 [DELETED] 

>>11718493
>science denier on the science board
shoo shoo, jew.

>> No.11718517 [DELETED] 

SPACE EMPIRE

>> No.11718518 [DELETED] 

>>11718495
these suits look fucking garbage and that is a fact
it looks like something out of a reverse engineered chinese copy of mass effect 1

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>spending money onto internet shitposting division instead of space industry

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>>11718505
https://lmaps.org/#-80.52;28.56;10

>> No.11718522 [DELETED] 

Musk has some awful posture.

>> No.11718524 [DELETED] 

>>11718439
he knows its gonna blow and he will be sacrificed to the space demons

>>11718497
sending shit to ISS doesn't conquer shit

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>Mr. OPEN UP AMERICA STOP KEEPING IT HOSTAGE is wearing a mask

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>>11718493
Roll for you to shut the fuck up

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Reminder the helmets are subtle frog hats and the mission patch has a four leaf clover.

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>>11718463
Space ship sniper

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do you have to be a manlet to go to space, or what?

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>>11718522

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>>11718495
>those jackboots

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>>11718493
roll for all of the above

>>11718480
you do realize nasa has been around since the 1940s and hasn't done shit, right?

>> No.11718537 [DELETED] 

>>11718509
Who cares, it's Elon and it's a special day.

>> No.11718536 [DELETED] 

>literally funding a technology that will be available to whoever wants it
>americans celebrate this as a victory

>> No.11718538 [DELETED] 

>>11718526
Well of course. They want other people to die for them, they're not stupid.

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>>11718526
Astronaut quarantine is hardcore and has existed since the 60s.

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>>11718495
>>11718513
>>11718518
if they skipped the motorcycle boots it would instantly be so much better looking

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Not only do we get to watch DM-2 but in a week or 2 we should see SN4 hop.

What a time to be alive.

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>>11718474

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>>11718469
CREATE A SECOND MOON BASED ON THE PLANS FOR THE FIRST

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>>11718531
yeah...lower weight and shit

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This is my first time ever posting on /sci/

Hello!

>> No.11718547 [DELETED] 

Holy shit musk is fat

>> No.11718548 [DELETED] 

>>11718510
Damn shes got a bad case of crazy eyes

>> No.11718549 [DELETED] 

>>11718515 I'd wish I was as classy as musk rn

>> No.11718550 [DELETED] 

>>11718545
get the fuck off my board

>> No.11718551 [DELETED] 

>>11718262
>forgetting how to walk
Well you do have to relearn how to walk when you‘ve been in a wheelchair for 4 decades. Shuttle program was like a baseball bat to the knee for deep space missions.

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>>11718532
what's up with the flight suit lying on the table

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>>11718527
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE LOL

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>>11718463
Yeet train conductor.

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Looks like the storms are finally sweeping away.

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>>11718547

>> No.11718557 [DELETED] 

>>11718482
so they should stick to sending satellites instead of leeching off of tax money for sending some high school robotics project to mars

what a waste of money

>> No.11718558 [DELETED] 

These guys look old as fuck.

>> No.11718559 [DELETED] 

>>11718536
What's wrong with being proud of making the world a better place?

>> No.11718560 [DELETED] 

>>11718547
>>11718547
he got trumped

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LEVELS OF SEETHE AND COPE ARE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS

POST YFW AMERICAN WATCHING SPACEX LAUNCH AMERICANS

>> No.11718563 [DELETED] 

>>11718545
greetings

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>>11718535
I'm a literal retard that can't do 3 seconds of Googling so others can't disprove my literally retarded 3 year old logic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_spinoff_technologies

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>>11718558
it'll happen to you too

>> No.11718568 [DELETED] 

>>11718556
looks like he's wearing a bullet proof vest?

>> No.11718569 [DELETED] 

>>11718540
That and the two piece look.

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Imagine the shitposting if it blows up

>> No.11718572 [DELETED] 

Musk looks pretty chunky.

>> No.11718573 [DELETED] 

>>11718548
I'D FUCK THEM CRAZY EYES CROOKED LOL NAH JK I'D CUM INSTANTLY LOL

>> No.11718574 [DELETED] 

>>11718510
who is this

>> No.11718575 [DELETED] 

ELON IS SUITING UP

>> No.11718576 [DELETED] 

>>11718521
Thanks
It's moving east though, if I'm not mistaken

>> No.11718577 [DELETED] 

>>11718536
Alright, enjoy your fucking world without GPS, internet, electricity, water, etc.

>> No.11718580 [DELETED] 

>>11718575
OH SHIT ELON IS TAKING CONTROL

HE IS GOING TO SPACE

>> No.11718581 [DELETED] 

How long til the actual launch?

>> No.11718584 [DELETED] 

>twitch timing out people for using emotes in emote only chat

Back to youtube i guess

>> No.11718585 [DELETED] 

that's a lot of girls doing the sewing

>> No.11718587 [DELETED] 

>>11718581
3hrs30 minutes

Are these suits pressurized? If not whats the point?

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>just plug it in
PLUGSUITS

>> No.11718589 [DELETED] 

Why do all of these americans in this stream look so fucking weird. Are they the smart purebred breeds?

>> No.11718592 [DELETED] 

>tfw corona gets into space

>> No.11718593 [DELETED] 

Is the sun shield not integrated? They have to switch helmets?

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>a swedish woman designed the space suit

oh no no no they are gonna die

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>>11718587
They are pressurized in case of capsule depress issue

>> No.11718597 [DELETED] 

>>11718576
It's moving north-east, but you got a storm mass over Orlando right now that could right be on top of the pad or flight path at the wrong time.

>> No.11718598 [DELETED] 

>>11718581
2h33m

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>>11718547
>>11718572

Grimes is a feeder.

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>>11718545
henlo fren :D

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>>11718571
Imagine the shitposting if it doesn't.

>> No.11718603 [DELETED] 

the launch will be delayed

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G A S

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>>11718518
They would look better on a taller person.
They're way less bulky than the shuttle era flight suits though.

>> No.11718606 [DELETED] 

>>11718587
they look cool

>> No.11718607 [DELETED] 

>>11718594
Sauce

>> No.11718608 [DELETED] 

>>11718545
Welcome
>>11718556
Maybe he is, there are a lot of crazies out there who don't like Musk.

>> No.11718609 [DELETED] 

>>11718594
How did they recruit her ? is there a lot of space suit designer ?

>> No.11718610 [DELETED] 

>containing gas, like the rest of the suit
So it is pressurized?

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>>11718574
Jessie Anderson SpaceX engineer.

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>>11718593
Dragon has shades for the windows. It aint' an EVA suit

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>>11718604
he has an impressive jaw, it's somehow too strong and makes it sort of off-putting

>> No.11718614 [DELETED] 

>>11718587
Yeah they pressurise if something goes wrong in the cabin.

>> No.11718615 [DELETED] 

Imagine them having to do this whole stream again if they scrub

>> No.11718616 [DELETED] 

>>11718552
A backup if I had to guess. Don't want to scrub the whole mission because of a last minute suit problem.

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>>11718604
Mirin dat jaw

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>>11718604
tobey maguire looks weird as fuck with a jawline

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>>11718605
Musk is wearing heels

>> No.11718623 [DELETED] 

>>11718607
the one of the left is linn ahlborg

>> No.11718624 [DELETED] 

>there are only women sewing the suits
can't make this shit up

>> No.11718625 [DELETED] 

>Oh hey there!
yikes!

>> No.11718626 [DELETED] 

>>11718589
They are the creepy part reptilian elites. Unlike the soviets who put the common man into space, the US has always put children of businessmen and the rich.

Never forget the first human in space was born a peasant in utmost poverty and despair. He dreamed to fly so he became a pilot and wound up leaving the earth entirely.

>> No.11718627 [DELETED] 

OMINOUS SKY

>> No.11718628 [DELETED] 

>>11718423
IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC

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Why aren't they quarantined for 2 weeks before launch? They're literally standing next to people walking around

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>>11718562
Australian here, but I am proud to watch this historic moment with my American brothers and sisters.

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>>11718587
They're basic pressure suits and they're fire retardant. Like all previous space flight suits the purpose is just to preserve the lives of the astronauts if the capsule springs a leak.

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>>11718624
i wouldn't trust a man's sausage fingers to get the job done

>> No.11718636 [DELETED] 

THERE HE IS

>> No.11718637 [DELETED] 

>>11718625
it was cute and funny no bully

>> No.11718638 [DELETED] 

I want a handjob from her
With the gloves still on

>> No.11718639 [DELETED] 

>>11718605
bulk is cool though

>> No.11718640 [DELETED] 

>ywn have sex with her in that capsule

>> No.11718642 [DELETED] 

NORMINAL

>> No.11718643 [DELETED] 

>>11718631
>tfw no space gf

>> No.11718644 [DELETED] 

AAAAHHHH i want a spacex wife

>> No.11718645 [DELETED] 

Sky is clearing. Nice.

>> No.11718647 [DELETED] 

>>11718611
She's an ivy leaguer or a PR eye candy ?

>> No.11718650 [DELETED] 

>>11718629
What makes you think they haven't done that?

>> No.11718651 [DELETED] 

Will SpaceX be fucked for life if the craft explodes?

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>>11718629

>> No.11718654 [DELETED] 

>>11718611
There is some uncanny valley stuff going on with this girl

>> No.11718655 [DELETED] 

Weather is improving

>> No.11718657 [DELETED] 

>>11718294
To keep luddites away from the flight termination button.

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They're walking in

>> No.11718659 [DELETED] 

>>11718647
She is an engineer.

>> No.11718661 [DELETED] 

CHAD JOHN

>> No.11718662 [DELETED] 

>>11718651
For life? Probably not. For the next 10 years? almost certainly.

>> No.11718663 [DELETED] 

>>11718624
Have you ever met a male tailor, let alone a great one, better then any woman?

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>>11718655

>> No.11718667 [DELETED] 

YOU HEARD INSPRUCKER, BOARDS CHECK IN

>> No.11718668 [DELETED] 

>social desk
oh no

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>>11718651
they ded if locket boom boom

>> No.11718670 [DELETED] 

I really love the futuristic interior design of Dragon.

>> No.11718671 [DELETED] 

>>11718650
They're literally standing in front of musk right now lmao

>> No.11718673 [DELETED] 

oh fuck look at her thighs
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> No.11718674 [DELETED] 

>>11718411
As long as we aren't bringing jooz to other planets, I'm fine with it

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>> No.11718676 [DELETED] 

LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT WHATS BEING SAID

>> No.11718677 [DELETED] 

>>11718632
Damn, the USA returned its own rockets to space before we got any halo infinite footage. Feels bad man

>> No.11718678 [DELETED] 

>>11718420
People get mad that he wants people to go back to work when there's a pandemic and he doesn't go with mainstream politics.

Those people are just mad at their own insecurities and how they are doing in life. If we know anything about Elon is that he has very specific goals he wants to reach and a crazy work ethic with almost unlimited money. He is just trying to get shit done and I really think the critics don't like to see "winners" doing whatever it takes to win. If you watched the MJ documentary, people complained that he was a dick, only cared about winning, he ruined relationships, etc. They don't see the insane drive he had to be the best, and that drive threatens people's own egos, which leads them to turn on them.

Those "winners" are just born different (read: better). I wish I was born like that, but at least I have the brain power to recognize that drive.

>> No.11718679 [DELETED] 

i wanna date a qt brown space girl

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>twitter
kill me

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/v/ checking in

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GOOD LUCK FALCON-CHAN

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>>11718651
if it explodes and astronauts live / abort works fine they are fucked for 3-5 years. if it explodes and astronauts die then they are fucked for life

>> No.11718685 [DELETED] 

>>11718632
thank and godspeed greatest ally

>> No.11718686 [DELETED] 

>>11718524
Not yet, but sending ships out to sea didn't initially either.

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>muh twitter statistics
oh nooooo

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>>11718647
Her linkedin is very impressive and she's been with SpaceX for 5 years.

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>>11718667
/k/ reporting in.

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>Mods trying desperately to keep twitch chat in line
Every time a major entity comes to twitch this happens. I love it

>> No.11718691 [DELETED] 

>>11718307
aeiou

>> No.11718692 [DELETED] 

>>11718669
they have parachutes surely?

>> No.11718693 [DELETED] 

seriously though where do I get this jacket

>> No.11718695 [DELETED] 

>>11718681
Acecombat 4 BASED

>> No.11718696 [DELETED] 

>>11718676
Kek

>> No.11718699 [DELETED] 

>telling a little under a million people that you cried during a test launch
why

>> No.11718698 [DELETED] 

>>11718681
GAME?

>> No.11718700 [DELETED] 

CRAWLLING IN MY SKINN

>> No.11718701 [DELETED] 

NASA' 'SocMed' outreach is cringe

>> No.11718702 [DELETED] 

Stop waving your hands around while talking!!!

>> No.11718703 [DELETED] 

>>11718681
Is this modded AC4?

>> No.11718704 [DELETED] 

>>11718632
Australia is good fren

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeysuckle_Creek_Tracking_Station

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>>11718654
Are you gay or something?

>> No.11718706 [DELETED] 

>>11718692
Yes, the abort system has been very strongly tested.

>> No.11718707 [DELETED] 

>>11718677
Only a month and a bit until we get gameplay. The wait will be worth it.

>> No.11718708 [DELETED] 

>>11718689
What Twitch stream are you watching?

>> No.11718709 [DELETED] 

>>11718692
that's what i'm sayin. If all goes wrong it's the fucking end

>> No.11718710 [DELETED] 

>>11718658
He's putting the B O M B.

>> No.11718711 [DELETED] 

Jesus fuck who cares. Normies are cancer.

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>down to 50/50 weather chance

>> No.11718713 [DELETED] 

>>11718693
this
am i gonna have to DM this girl and ask her personally

>> No.11718714 [DELETED] 

pence spotted

>> No.11718715 [DELETED] 

Lmao why the fuck did they cut to the national anthem

>> No.11718716 [DELETED] 

PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE PENCE

>> No.11718717 [DELETED] 

STAND UP

>> No.11718718 [DELETED] 
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LAUNCH SOUNDTRACKS

Apollo 13
Start at T-6:06
https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU

First Man
Start T-3:30
https://youtu.be/sr2EnBzyjfc

Godspeed

>> No.11718719 [DELETED] 

>not clapping in front of your screen right now

>> No.11718720 [DELETED] 

Why are they doing this

>> No.11718721 [DELETED] 

BAK DOORS

>> No.11718722 [DELETED] 

She could have out makeup on

>> No.11718723 [DELETED] 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NORMIES
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.11718724 [DELETED] 

hahahaha, what? okay then, here's kelly clarkson

>> No.11718726 [DELETED] 

>>11718711
NASA is pulling all the stops to get as much public support as possible.

>> No.11718727 [DELETED] 

Girls are the best at tailoring and absorbing, while guys are the best at actually executing actions.

>> No.11718728 [DELETED] 

aaaaand muted

>> No.11718729 [DELETED] 

>>11718715
hahaha

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USA
USA
USA

>> No.11718730 [DELETED] 

>national anthem bs

>> No.11718733 [DELETED] 

>>11718715
>rain falling
uh oh

>> No.11718734 [DELETED] 

AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE

>> No.11718735 [DELETED] 

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M NOT AMERICAN.

>> No.11718737 [DELETED] 

*spontaneous clapping*

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ALL RISE FOR THE AMERICAN THEME SONG

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>Rain
SCRUB

>> No.11718739 [DELETED] 

>>11718708
Official NASA one. They are currently dealing out manual bans for people posting "WutFace" to the national anthem singer LUL
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

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Me want to impregnate space waifu

> the whale starts singing as I type

>> No.11718741 [DELETED] 

she could have put on some makeup, yikes

>> No.11718742 [DELETED] 

Why do Americans do this

>> No.11718743 [DELETED] 

>theyre singing
theyre singing
>theyre singing
theyre singing
>theyre singing
theyre singing
>theyre singing
theyre singing
>theyre singing
theyre singing
>theyre singing
theyre singing

>> No.11718744 [DELETED] 

She really let herself go didn't she

>> No.11718745 [DELETED] 

>>11718715
AMERICAN SHOCK MAN HAS ARRIVED, WHERE'S YOUR RESPECT FOR THE LIGHTNING LORD

>> No.11718746 [DELETED] 

>>11718735
YOU ARE AMERICAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>> No.11718747 [DELETED] 

THEY FUCKING RUINED THIS WHOLE THING WITH KELLY CLARKSON GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>> No.11718748 [DELETED] 

I never muted something so fast

>> No.11718749 [DELETED] 

>Seething Boeing Engineer comes on /sci/ to shitpost

>> No.11718750 [DELETED] 

>americans

>> No.11718751 [DELETED] 

Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь.
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв
Eдиный, мoгyчий Coвeтcкий Coюз!

>> No.11718752 [DELETED] 

>>11718741
oh god i just realized she IS wearing makeup

>> No.11718753 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA [/b]

>> No.11718754 [DELETED] 

>>11718718
Add intestellar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

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>sings national anthem
>from the bathroom closet

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tapu tapu :-DDDD
engore :D

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OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE RULERS OF SPACE

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USA
S
A

>> No.11718759 [DELETED] 

>>11718715
The national anthem is always played for stuff at bugreland. What’s weird is that the person singing it is doing so through a zoom call.

>> No.11718760 [DELETED] 

KELLY CLARKSON SINGING IS MAKING IT RAIN CUT THE FEED

>> No.11718761 [DELETED] 

OH SAY CAN YOUOOUO SEEEE

>> No.11718762 [DELETED] 

If China wasn't seething before they definitely are now

>> No.11718763 [DELETED] 

Are Americans the only people that sing their anthem in such a way?
It's fucking cringe.

>> No.11718766 [DELETED] 

>>11718678
No anon, you simply realize that it takes more than drive and ethic to be successful. If you were not born with the correct conditions no amount of these things will pay off, and so you sensibly gave up.

Anyone can bring themeslves to strive for a goal that is clearly within their reach. Those who try despite their shortcomings and fail make for good stories that entertain people for a short period, but consume the entire life of the failure, thus causing him to only be, at best, consumed by the uncaring masses as an anecdote in a self help book.

>> No.11718767 [DELETED] 

>>11718754
his first step or day one is better

>> No.11718768 [DELETED] 

Great anthem except she sings like a nigger

>> No.11718769 [DELETED] 

>>11718688
dubs
can you post a screenshot ? i dont have a linkedin
>>11718659
She's a future astronaut ?

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FUCK THIS SHIT

>> No.11718771 [DELETED] 

>>11718711
Go cry a river, school nazy.

>> No.11718772 [DELETED] 

>>11716336
>Two ugly middle aged white manlets like bob and doug
They're literally dads, give them a break.

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>>11718753
?

>> No.11718774 [DELETED] 

>>11718739
>Emote only mode

Jesus. What a disaster.

>> No.11718775 [DELETED] 

Miss piggy sending them to the slaughter house

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>>11718749
>yfw Boeing's first crewed launch results in loss of crew and vehicle

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What is he thinking right now?

>> No.11718778 [DELETED] 

>>11718763
It's okay bud, maybe one day you will understand what its like to live in the best nation on earth. Have hope

>> No.11718779 [DELETED] 

>>11718763
its the song, if you sing it at any less than 100% it sounds even worse,

>> No.11718780 [DELETED] 

>>11718769
Neither do i anon?

>> No.11718781 [DELETED] 

Is Elon a giant or Pence is a manlet?

>> No.11718782 [DELETED] 

WORM ALL DAY

>> No.11718783 [DELETED] 

>teslas self drive to launch pad
>crash and kill the astronauts

>> No.11718784 [DELETED] 

>>11718739
reminder there's a twitch mod who identifies as a deer

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UNITED STATES

USA

>> No.11718787 [DELETED] 

what would anons tell Bob and Doug?

>> No.11718788 [DELETED] 

>>11718763
KELLY CLARKSON IS A POP CULTURE PIG THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A MILITARY CHAD OR CHADDRESS TO SING IT

>> No.11718789 [DELETED] 

>>11718759
Yeah but shouldnt it be sang like T-5 or T+5

>> No.11718790 [DELETED] 

HAHA THE WORM
HAHA THE MEATBALL
LOOK AT HOW FUNNY WE ARE
SO QUIRKY
HEHE

>> No.11718791 [DELETED] 

How long until the blast off?

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>this extreme yuropoor seething.
Watch this American rocket fly and remember your place quietly.

>> No.11718794 [DELETED] 

>>11718779
the later verses have more interesting lyrics at least but nobody ever bothers singing them

>> No.11718796 [DELETED] 

>>11718776
I hope so

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>worm
>not as old as meatball
>"""retro"""

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POST YFW

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Shevron?

>> No.11718801 [DELETED] 

>>11718776
crew and vehicle and launchpad more probably

>> No.11718802 [DELETED] 

Will this event be the catalyst to start rebuilding America?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUTnOQZOYv0

>> No.11718803 [DELETED] 

>>11718781
he's like 6'2 isn't he?

>> No.11718804 [DELETED] 

How long until Trump arrives?

>> No.11718805 [DELETED] 

THIS CAN BE HAPPENING

WE ARE IN CHARGE HERE

LAUNCHING THIS SHIP WITH ALL SURVIVORS

>> No.11718806 [DELETED] 

>>11718778
Sorry I can't hear you because of the cop with his knee on your neck.

>> No.11718807 [DELETED] 

>Launching during rain is not possible
No, its necessary

>> No.11718809 [DELETED] 

>>11718787
I'd raise my arms and give them my energy.

>> No.11718810 [DELETED] 

American anthem is so much prettier when sang by a chorus instead of someone flexing their octaves
https://youtu.be/M1wLtAXDgqg

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BOB AND DOUG, eh?

>> No.11718813 [DELETED] 

>butterfly doors
Caution: Habit-forming

>> No.11718816 [DELETED] 

>>11718776
when?

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>>11718785
MOAR

>> No.11718819 [DELETED] 

>>11718766
>If you were not born with the correct conditions no amount of these things will pay off, and so you sensibly gave up.
i cannot imagine a sadder existence than living with this pathetic mindset

>> No.11718820 [DELETED] 

>>11718787
do he flop

>> No.11718821 [DELETED] 

>>11718803
Elon is big and he has dis-proportionally large hands

>> No.11718822 [DELETED] 

>>11718810
any anthem is better with a choir

>> No.11718823 [DELETED] 

>>11718807
CMON TARS

>> No.11718824 [DELETED] 

>>11718800
LOCKED

>> No.11718825 [DELETED] 

>>11718812
Take off, you hosers. To the Great White ISS!

>> No.11718826 [DELETED] 

>>11718781
Pence is 5'9"

>> No.11718827 [DELETED] 

>>11718774
You should have seen the ASCII spam

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>>11718807

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>mfw the launch is scrubbed after 10 hours of TV coverage and national anthem singing and clapping

>> No.11718830 [DELETED] 

criiiiiiiiiinge

>> No.11718831 [DELETED] 

just hug your fucking son, fuck the media

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>> No.11718834 [DELETED] 

>can't even hug their kids goodbye
Sad

>> No.11718835 [DELETED] 

Aww, that "hug"

>> No.11718836 [DELETED] 

WHERE WE ARE GOING

WE DONT NEED ROADS

>> No.11718837 [DELETED] 

>>11718794
>the later verses have more interesting lyrics at least but nobody ever bothers singing them
It's a common ocurrence. The full 30-minute version of the Argentine national anthem is fucking METAL.

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>ywn get an air hug from your astronaut dad

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>>11718818

>> No.11718840 [DELETED] 

>>11718766
That is a large part part I forgot. Not only drive, ethic, but making billions off the dot-com boom is a once in a generation event. Paired with him being from a well off family in SA, that combination led to his success.

Is that what you are saying, that the Elon hate stems from his upbringing mostly? and the fact he doesn't align with reddit/twitter politics?

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>>11718829

>> No.11718842 [DELETED] 

>>11718825
ooooh wookookookoo kookoo [SONIC BOOM]

>> No.11718844 [DELETED] 

>last time seeing their kids

I'm just here to screencap the explosion

>> No.11718845 [DELETED] 

Did pence got snubbed?

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What's up with these older people having kids at that age? My parents had me when they were 22.

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>>11718829
Weather is looking clearer every minute. WE NEED TO CHANNEL

>> No.11718848 [DELETED] 

>window down
>mask-less kid sticking hand in

>> No.11718849 [DELETED] 

Imagine the pressure of having both your parents be astronauts

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>>11718838

>> No.11718851 [DELETED] 

>>11718822
But American media insists on using some bitch always squeezing her voice dry for some reason. in Europe we always have a chorus. Why is that for America?

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>> No.11718855 [DELETED] 

>>11718845
No. They're just more focused on their children.

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>> No.11718857 [DELETED] 

>>11718632
Based Aussie, you guys are awesome.

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>>11718839
HOLY DEAR GOD YES MY DICK IS THROBBING

>> No.11718860 [DELETED] 

>>11718810
that actual sounds way better.
I always thought the US anthem sounded a bit awkward sung by a single person.

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>>11718839

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This is legitimately awesome, cool ass car, cool as suits, cool ass rocket. USA is back, baby!

>> No.11718862 [DELETED] 

>>11718829
Would they repeat this show if it gets scrubbed?

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>>11718824
Unscheduled Offworld Activation!

>> No.11718865 [DELETED] 

>>11718834
pretty stupid because they might die

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the bitch is crying

>> No.11718867 [DELETED] 

>>11718821
>muh dick

>> No.11718869 [DELETED] 

Ahh these Zoom calls are so cringe and low quality please stop

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>>11718847
>>11718738
The storms have stopped popping up and should move out of the way soon enough.

>> No.11718872 [DELETED] 

Imagine the genes being passed down by having two astronaut parents

>> No.11718871 [DELETED] 

CRINGEEEEEE

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>>11718863
MARS ON DREAM MAN

>> No.11718874 [DELETED] 

CRASHING THIS ROCKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.11718876 [DELETED] 

>the 1000 post limit will push my info posts at the beginning of the thread off
noo

>> No.11718877 [DELETED] 

>>11718850
>>11718852
spooky.

>> No.11718878 [DELETED] 

why are the astronauts being followed by an APC

>> No.11718879 [DELETED] 

this social media stuff is so fucking cringe
they need to stop

but i guess they need to give the women something to do at NASA huh

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>> No.11718881 [DELETED] 

>so many fucking s*y creatures

>> No.11718882 [DELETED] 

Why does spacex appeal to armchair "nerds". Like why is it cool to now dye your hair pink and promote tesla and spacex on twitter now

>> No.11718883 [DELETED] 

>>11718876
All that matters is T-0 and we know the rest.

>> No.11718884 [DELETED] 

>>11718878
"America"

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>inb4 it explodes

>> No.11718886 [DELETED] 

Why was that lady air jerking two cocks

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>>11718859

>> No.11718889 [DELETED] 

>>11718850
>>11718852
why cant they hug ? can't they lower their visor or the family wear masks ?

>> No.11718890 [DELETED] 

Thread sticky status: nominal

>> No.11718891 [DELETED] 

>>11718871
oh god all the fucking normiefags, look at all those sѹ numales

>> No.11718893 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11718892 [DELETED] 

>>11718878
Keeping suicide dunecoons away.

>> No.11718894 [DELETED] 

>>11718878
In case a seething chink assassin tries to stop our space advancement.

>> No.11718895 [DELETED] 

>>11718859
NICE

>> No.11718896 [DELETED] 

>>11718840
The western world is built on the wide spread omission of that part you forgot. The 'hate' for the successful has nothing to do with their success, its not even hate directed at them, its resentment directed overall at society for not acknowledging most people don't even get a chance.

>> No.11718898 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11718899 [DELETED] 

why the fuck do they need a fucking MRAP in their escort?

>> No.11718900 [DELETED] 

>>11718839
does all that smoke / debris get sucked into the hole because a vacuum is created from all that air getting torched from the engines?

>> No.11718901 [DELETED] 

kek Sam was clearly fucking bored

>> No.11718902 [DELETED] 

>>11718889
Astronauts can't be bringing germs into the space station.

>> No.11718903 [DELETED] 

>>11718878
Scum sucking commies, or ula employees, might try to attack the astronauts.

>> No.11718905 [DELETED] 

WE WAHNA WISH BAHB AND DAHG A SAFE TRIHP

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I hope the rocket kills all normies

>> No.11718907 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11718908 [DELETED] 

>>11718899
There's crazy people everywhere and DOD is not taking any chances with a space flight.

>> No.11718909 [DELETED] 

>>11718889
They already did before they got in

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>>11718880

>> No.11718910 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
MAN ON MARS DREAM

>> No.11718912 [DELETED] 

It's totally gonna blow

>> No.11718914 [DELETED] 

>>11718887
Still a bit unbelievable that we can do this

>> No.11718916 [DELETED] 

>Yfw China blows them up

>> No.11718915 [DELETED] 

>>11718889
They might have it on them via their skin or clothing.

That's the new world we're in now.

>> No.11718917 [DELETED] 

>>11718860
ikr? I totally agree. Yet Americans insist on having 1 person sing it. Yes I know it's especially hard to sing, but it sounds much better. The last part hits hard, beforfe the final chorus

>> No.11718918 [DELETED] 

ULA SNIPER IN POSITION

>> No.11718920 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM MAN ON MARS

>> No.11718921 [DELETED] 

>>11718859
This shit is still fucking unbelievable.

>> No.11718922 [DELETED] 

BOEING AMBUSH ON STANDBY

>> No.11718923 [DELETED] 

>>11718914767
imagine starship/ superheavy landing

>> No.11718924 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM MARS MAN DREAM

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>>11718887

>>11718900
More like the exhaust drags down the air around it.

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>>11718916
We would nuke Beijing.

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>>11718914
>we

You didn't do shit

>> No.11718928 [DELETED] 

When's the last time /sci/ got a sticky?

>> No.11718929 [DELETED] 

>>11718922
DRAGONS IN 30

>> No.11718930 [DELETED] 

>>11718918
You joke but there are many entities across the global who have a vested interest in this failing.

>> No.11718931 [DELETED] 

>>11718718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZyQ12qt7w

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>>11718878
To blow away any terrorists or seething chicoms who may try to stop this from happening

>> No.11718934 [DELETED] 

>>11718860
>Anacreon in Heaven
>drinking song
In that era, being drink was as MURRICAN as you could get.

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>>11718926
You wont do shit lol
you already lost mutt

>> No.11718937 [DELETED] 

>>11718922
NOOOO BORY NOOOO

>> No.11718938 [DELETED] 

>>11718927
>le funny pretending to not know how language works meme

>> No.11718939 [DELETED] 

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11718941 [DELETED] 

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

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God Damn Hopkins looks like some Villan from some Gang movie

>> No.11718944 [DELETED] 

>>11718927
Taxpayer money

>> No.11718945 [DELETED] 

>>11718928
when i came LOL

>> No.11718946 [DELETED] 

Bastards, they killed Darrel.

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>>11718925

>> No.11718948 [DELETED] 

>>11718840
People are chosen by God to create history.
It is not for everyone.

>> No.11718951 [DELETED] 

>>11718878
Gotta be careful with the hundreds of SEETHING BOEING ENGINEERS.

>> No.11718952 [DELETED] 

>>11718896
>most people don't even get a chance.
Most people squander a ridiculous amount of chances. They just don't realize that they won't keep getting new chances forever.

>> No.11718953 [DELETED] 

Needs someone on that 50 to make this convoy look more important.

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>you will never be american

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Is this the O.J. chase?

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>>11718954
Today you're an American in my book friend

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>>11718954
Thank god

>> No.11718958 [DELETED] 

BRING BACK
INSPRUCKER

>> No.11718959 [DELETED] 

>>11718943
>why yes, I DO travel to space on a carefully controlled explosion, how did you know?

>> No.11718960 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
That's one of the many reasons America is great. Anyone can be an American.

>> No.11718962 [DELETED] 

>>11718791
Saturday.

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>>11718954
>you will never be american

>> No.11718964 [DELETED] 

>>11718943
He should be the first on Mars on the return on the moon. He's B. J. Blazkowicz Alpha

>> No.11718966 [DELETED] 

>>11718957
A toast! A toast to Science & Math!

>> No.11718967 [DELETED] 

>>11718943
This guys slaps your waifu's ass at the club. What do you do?

>> No.11718968 [DELETED] 

>>11718958
HES IN THE TESLA
HES THE PILOT

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>>11718935
k

>> No.11718970 [DELETED] 

>>11718960
*except if you're from Iran or South America

>> No.11718971 [DELETED] 

This drive is aesthetic

>> No.11718972 [DELETED] 

>>11718556
>already dressed for the funeral
musk really is a genius

>> No.11718973 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
it sucks bro, all I want is to work in space industry but ITAR cucks me out of that. maybe the kiwis will take me...

>> No.11718974 [DELETED] 

Convicts for space gulag!

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for those that missed it:
QUICK RUNDOWN:
In 2011, the Space Shuttle was retired. This ended American manned access to space. Ever since, NASA has been paying the Russians to launch American astronauts on Soyuz rockets. In 2014, NASA selected two commercial partners—SpaceX and Boeing—to develop manned launch systems for a ‘Commercial Crew’ program. The idea was to replace government-operated space launch systems with commercial alternatives, through a public-private partnership. Eventually, NASA will be one customer of many for buying manned launch services from both Boeing and SpaceX, and other companies too.
This launch, Demo-2, is SpaceX’s final major test of their Dragon 2 capsule for this NASA commercial contract. If successful, it means that SpaceX will have a fully certified system to deliver NASA astronauts to space. Furthermore, this launch signifies the return of America’s capability to deliver humans into space, something which has not been possible for nine years. Demo-2 is also the first instance of a privately-owned company launching humans into orbit, and the first manned launch of a truly new spacecraft since Columbia and STS-1 in 1981.
Most importantly, this launch is the beginning of a new commercial age of manned spaceflight. Its importance cannot be understated.
Lastly, when the last shuttle left the International Space Station in 2011, the crew left behind a small American flag. The flag was only to be returned to earth by the next American crew on an American rocket to visit the station. This acted as sort of a ‘race’ between the two commercial crew partners, Boeing and SpaceX, to see who could get the flag first. If Demo-2 is successful, SpaceX will have finally captured the flag.

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>>11718878
>>11718899
They are not taking any chances with this mission, it is simply too important to fail because of some seething Chinese commie sympathiser.

>> No.11718977 [DELETED] 

>>11718964
>Mars
He's not Chinese enough.

>> No.11718978 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
I'm Argentine, so technically I'm American

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>>11718969

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>>11718959
that's some pussy shit
being the fucker that would sit on an orion project type spacecraft would be real shit
>yes i do travel to space on fucking nukes, how did you know?

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>>11718964
Him and that Navy SEAL/Doctor guy

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>>11718943
glover looks like the main protagonist

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>>11718960
yikes

>> No.11718984 [DELETED] 

>tesla catches on fire

>> No.11718985 [DELETED] 

You just know Air Force has birds in the air all around Florida

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I mean, my country provides a lot of sea transportation for goods that America uses and such. And we're in NATO. Do I count as American for today?

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>> No.11718988 [DELETED] 

>>11718960
based

>> No.11718990 [DELETED] 

So how much money does NASA/US saves with this?
How much did they pay for trips to Russia before?

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BOEING VS SPACEX STREET SHOOTOUT INCOMING

SEETHING SOICUHK BOEING ENGINEERS ARMED WITH M&P-15's VS CHAD PMC W/ MRAPand HK'S

>> No.11718992 [DELETED] 

>>11718986
Today, everyone is American

>> No.11718993 [DELETED] 

>>11718982
>>11718943

I cant believe Im saying this but these guys look like handsome A list hollywood actors, space chads

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>>11718975
So wait, didn't they just say Doug here was on the final STS flight? So he was up there when they left the flag behind?

>> No.11718995 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
It's painful.

>> No.11718996 [DELETED] 

>>11718986
Canada, Japan, UK, and EU are spacefrens.

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/g/ is here

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>>11718986
Do you like freedom? If so yes friend

>>11718990
Soyuz seat is around 85 Million USD
Dragon seat is around 50 million USD

>> No.11719000 [DELETED] 

>>11718982
>eyes same color as his skin
Pretty aesthetic.

>> No.11719002 [DELETED] 

link?

>> No.11719004 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
>ywn be a multi-millionaire European living in LA, enjoying all the benefits but always being able to return to based Europe when shit gets too retarded

>> No.11719005 [DELETED] 

>>11718511
Many russian patriots are disagree with you.

>> No.11719006 [DELETED] 

>>11718990
Dragon is like $30 million cheaper than Soyuz, and the Shuttle was over $200 mmillion a flight.

>> No.11719007 [DELETED] 

>>11718994
Yes! Which is awesome.

>> No.11719009 [DELETED] 

>>11719002
Google.com

>> No.11719010 [DELETED] 

>>11719002
just the spacex stream on yt

>> No.11719011 [DELETED] 

>>11719002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aymrnzianf0

>> No.11719012 [DELETED] 

we are all american on this blessed day

>> No.11719013 [DELETED] 

>>11718990
IIRC, Russia was $86M per seat, and SpaceX is $50M per seat. Boing is $90M per seat.

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>>11718543
I like your thinking.

>> No.11719015 [DELETED] 

how many bings until launch?

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>>11718998
BOINGLETS BTFO

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>>11718990
iirc it's 90m on a russian rocket and 55m on dragon (less if there are 4 astronauts?) but all that money goes to the US economy as opposed to russian one so it's way better than just price

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>>11718954
You don't have to be American to take pride in this moment, anon. I'm Australian, and the sense of brotherhood I feel with the US right now is unreal.

>> No.11719021 [DELETED] 

>>11719002
twitch.tv/NASA

>> No.11719023 [DELETED] 

>>11719002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

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>>11718975
Boeing eternally BTFO AND SEETHING

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>>11718998
/k/ is here

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>>11719002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

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>>11718982

>> No.11719029 [DELETED] 

>>11718993
>thinking that being photogenic doesn't help with selection
Astronaut selection is tighter than becoming a politician.

>> No.11719030 [DELETED] 

>>11719018
Australia has worked with NASA for decades. You earned it.

>> No.11719031 [DELETED] 

W-Why is there an Armored vehicle following the Teslas with a big fucking gun on it?

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>ywn drive in a cool convoy to a rocket

>> No.11719034 [DELETED] 

ROADS ARE WET ABORT ABORT SOMEONE MIGHT SLIP

>> No.11719035 [DELETED] 

>>11718998
>>11719016
fuck off tranny

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>>11718916
>Elon changes company vision to eradicating China with advanced weaponry

>> No.11719037 [DELETED] 

Other 4channel boards, report in.

>> No.11719038 [DELETED] 

>>11719015
3 bongs 3 bings

>> No.11719039 [DELETED] 

who /sp/ here

>> No.11719040 [DELETED] 

>>11718998
bass
I use arch btw.

>> No.11719041 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
just in case the astronauts have second thoughts

>> No.11719042 [DELETED] 

>>11719015
180

>> No.11719043 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
Because blowing up some astronauts would be the perfect 21st century kick off to WW3 by those conniving chinamen.

>> No.11719044 [DELETED] 

>>11719015
three hours ?

>> No.11719045 [DELETED] 

>>11719002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>11719018
love ya too,cunt

>> No.11719047 [DELETED] 

>>11719029
Do astronauts need to sleep to succes like in show-biz?

>> No.11719048 [DELETED] 

why dont't they just use one car

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BOARD STATIONS

I NEED A GO / NO GO FOR LAUNCH FROM YOU

>> No.11719050 [DELETED] 

>>11718866
Pröööööööh

>> No.11719051 [DELETED] 

>>11719037
/trash/ reporting

>> No.11719052 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
In case Boeing gets any ideas.

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We are witnessing live kino

>> No.11719055 [DELETED] 

>>11719032
That's a camera on top of the green truck right? It's not a 50. cal, right?

>> No.11719054 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
Look at all the seething chinkoids ITT. It's to protect the astronauts.

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I sure hope that weather clears up.

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>>11719036
>starlinks reveal their true role as an orbital laser array

>> No.11719058 [DELETED] 

>>11719032
>MRAP drives behind the cars
>because an IED will surely target the fourth vehicle in the convoy, not the first or second

>> No.11719059 [DELETED] 

>>11719032
Why is there a military truck with a machine gun turret (?) behind them? Are they expecting to be ambushed by the Taliban?

>> No.11719060 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
To ram any little shits who try to get in the way

>> No.11719062 [DELETED] 

>>11719032
Yes I will. Commercial space will make this possible.

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>>11719038
>>11719044
thats AGES why even bother watching now?

im OUT

>> No.11719063 [DELETED] 

>cut off JFK speech before the good part
why?

>> No.11719065 [DELETED] 

>>11719030
Cheers mate

>> No.11719067 [DELETED] 

>>11719034
It's not boeing so no slips

>> No.11719068 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
Boeingmobile

>> No.11719069 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/diy/, engines are a go

>> No.11719070 [DELETED] 

>>11719048
Eggs, basket yadi yada.

>> No.11719071 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
GO

>> No.11719072 [DELETED] 

do normies like this sort of promo video?

>> No.11719074 [DELETED] 

>>11719015
its like 3 hours from now but enjoy the stream, there's a brown cutie communications girl with tight yoga pants and a black cutie and also other cuties

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>>11718943
>Trump passing funding for Ceramite research

>> No.11719077 [DELETED] 

Convoy theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g

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>>11719049
/sci/ is go

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/tv/ Here, Watching the Flight Plan

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>>11718954
>Have US, Canada and EU citizenship
>Technically a citizen or get automatic legal status in all these countries
lel imagine being a passportlet

>> No.11719082 [DELETED] 

>>11719029
Is there cheat codes like being freemason or a racial/religious minority among the candidates
Is it the same for the ESA ?

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>> No.11719083 [DELETED] 

>>11719063
The Mil-Ind only allowed them so much

>> No.11719084 [DELETED] 

>>11719072
normies like whatever they're told to like

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will we get to 1m+ on a single stream at launch time?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnXplz2A3hs

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>>11719037
/a/ here

>> No.11719088 [DELETED] 

>>11719059
They're afraid of seething boeing employees attacking the convoy

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DRIVE O.J. DRIVE

>> No.11719090 [DELETED] 

Even for all its faults, the space shuttle was kino

>> No.11719091 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/tv/ here, the cunny has been delivered to the Crew Dragon for two day testing.

>> No.11719092 [DELETED] 

It's a fucking Tesla
Step on the fucking Pedal and we can skip 2-4 minutes

>> No.11719093 [DELETED] 

>>11719072
Because they're so distant from rocket science, they need highlight reels to pull them in. We need to pull as much pubic support for space industry as possible, regardless of your givings about promo videos.

>> No.11719094 [DELETED] 

>>11719047
Pretty sure they need to be masons, so anal helps.

>> No.11719095 [DELETED] 

>>11718952
>Most people squander a ridiculous amount of chances.
If you could quicksave and reload your life anyone could make it to the top by savescumming. Its meaningless to point out that it is theoretically possible for anyone to wind up on top. The privileged to blow it repeatedly and still have the resources to finally get it right is what few are afforded, and though everyone will nod sagely at the general wisdom that you have to fail n times before you succeed, they will then be quick to point at single failures as justifying losing.

Liberals dont like the idea of chance. They like to think everything is the result of intent. Some liberals use this to justify why they are rich and others are poor. Just bad choices they say. Other liberals, who feel that their or others situations are not warranted by those apparent choices, are still unable to accept luck existing, and so have to shift the choice to someone else. Thus things like racism and sexism or other kinds of bigotry are invented to explain why some people just dont seem to be doing so well. All are the result of liberal idealism, upon which the west is built. The idea that some spirit or mysticism has a hand in reality and people attune to it. They write the self help books about belief, they invent pseudosciences to support mind over matter. They do what ever they can to justify things.

The reality is that its all luck. Nothing but luck exists. Even if something is done from skill it is luck that caused you to have the sequence of experiences that caused you to learn the skill, luck to have the aptitude for it. There is no escaping it, its 100% luck. This post itself was just typed by a random alignment of molecules in a vast universe.

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>>11719072
Sure thing.

>> No.11719097 [DELETED] 

>>11719072
They can't understand something is important if you don't put on dramatic music and excerpt of an old recorded speech.

>> No.11719098 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/biz/ reporting in.

Go for launch, go for the next TSLA moon mission while SpaceX goes to the actual moon.

>> No.11719099 [DELETED] 

>>11719059
the USA bought a LOT of MRAPs, and it was decided that giving them to police would be more cost effective than scrapping them and having the police buy their own riot vehicles
unfortunately it makes the police think they're judge dredd and they have a tendency to roll them out for routine shit instead of, you know, riots
the one in the convoy is probably an actual military one though, where I assume there's feds or seals or one of the sixty special forces branches inside in case corporate espionage turns hot/ecoterrorist/chinese

>> No.11719100 [DELETED] 

>>11719079
That's a big rocket.

>> No.11719101 [DELETED] 

>>11719031
More like why isn't it a IFV or MBT with an EVEN BIGGER GUN

>> No.11719103 [DELETED] 

see those huge steel things they just passed? Starship pad deflectors

>> No.11719105 [DELETED] 

ARRIVED AT PAD
>ARRIVED AT PAD
ARRIVED AT PAD
>ARRIVED AT PAD
ARRIVED AT PAD
>ARRIVED AT PAD
ARRIVED AT PAD
>ARRIVED AT PAD
ARRIVED AT PAD
>ARRIVED AT PAD
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>ARRIVED AT PAD

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>>11719085
2mil was during Heavy demo, so maybe?

>> No.11719107 [DELETED] 

>>11719051
>admitting this
/pol/ reporting

>> No.11719110 [DELETED] 

>>11719080
Holy shit, how do you survive on those tax rates?

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>>11719049
/k/ checking in

>> No.11719113 [DELETED] 

>>11719018
Australia has been at America's side for ages. You guys are 200% based.

>> No.11719114 [DELETED] 

>>11719082
>Is there cheat codes like being freemason or a racial/religious minority among the candidates
No. Only crazy competence.

>> No.11719115 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/lgbt/, closets are go.

>> No.11719116 [DELETED] 

>>11719100
Was going to space Part of your master plan?

>> No.11719118 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/wsr/ here, photoshop and saucenao are green
GO

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>>11719049
/fit/ standing by
the engines have been prepped with creatine and dbol

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>>11719106
if that's true then should blow that number out of the water, especially since everyone is home due to corona, got nothing better to do

>> No.11719124 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/tg/ /pol/ and /vg/ here.

>> No.11719125 [DELETED] 

The real max TESLA SHILL would be replacing the MRAP with a cybertruck with a TESLA branded Flamethrower

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>>11719049
/k/ here, let's get that solar empire going!

>> No.11719127 [DELETED] 

>>11719037
/biz/ here. Never been so proud of capitalism before

>> No.11719128 [DELETED] 

>>11719110
>Implying they can take income earned in other countries
Canada has tax-free brokerage accounts.

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>Boeing fires 12,000 employees on the same day that The Musk conquers commercial human spaceflight

How did he do it bros? How did this bald son of a bitch break up the space cartel?

>> No.11719130 [DELETED] 

>>11719099
NASA has its own military force. They buzz the airspace with helicopters and door gunners.

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>>11719114
How do they evaluate the competence ?

>> No.11719134 [DELETED] 

>>11719018
greatest ally

>> No.11719135 [DELETED] 

>>11719112
>soviets made an actual laser pistol

holy fuck

>> No.11719136 [DELETED] 

it's going to be delayed bros...

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>>11719049
/biz/ reporting in

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>>11719049
fa/tg/uys are go for launch.

>> No.11719140 [DELETED] 

>>11719110
you only get taxed in your income country

>> No.11719141 [DELETED] 

T-3 HOURS

>> No.11719142 [DELETED] 

>ACDC

>> No.11719143 [DELETED] 

so whats special about this launch compared to any other?

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/g/ reporting in

>> No.11719146 [DELETED] 

>>11719129
>How did he do it bros? How did this bald son of a bitch break up the space cartel?
C A P I T A L I S M

>> No.11719149 [DELETED] 

>fat boomers as your heroes

what the fuck?

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/mlp/ checking in. There is an already luna/celestia on the ISS in the circut board, all ready to receive these new age astronauts :) (it's the Thermal Management Module)

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not gonna lie im starting to get a little nervous now

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>>11719049
/pol/ on station, the skies are clear

>> No.11719153 [DELETED] 

>>11719129
He got thrown down a flight of stairs as a kid and almost died, the trauma fuels him.

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>Astronaut is a Caltech alumn
Suck it MITfags

>> No.11719155 [DELETED] 

>calling based Jobim elevator music

>> No.11719156 [DELETED] 

>>11719141
3 hours? Someone recommend me some porn kino

>> No.11719157 [DELETED] 

>>11719140
if you go to vacation in mexico and if you buy things there legally you pay tax there indirectly

>> No.11719158 [DELETED] 

>>11719133
Degrees in technical fields, military experience, flight hours, and performance testing. Both of today's astronauts are former colonels.

>> No.11719159 [DELETED] 

>>11719142
They're both boomers, it's not exactly unexpected

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>playing Back in Black on the way up to the rocket
FUCKING KINO

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>>11719049
/c/ is GO for space waifus

>> No.11719163 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS
AMERICAN ROCKETS
AMERICAN SOIL

>> No.11719164 [DELETED] 

>>11718954
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore"

>> No.11719165 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
First manned launch from US soil since the Shuttle. First manned launch on a privately owned vehicle. Boeing getting BTFO.

>> No.11719166 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
First private company to ever have a crewed launch to the ISS and on top of that the first time the US had a domestic launch to the ISS since 2011.

>> No.11719168 [DELETED] 

>only showing up for the launch threads
isiggy

>> No.11719167 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
First commercial launch of people to orbit.
First launch of humans from America in 9 years.

>> No.11719169 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
THERE are PEOPLE onboard and it's launching from FUCKING AMERICA

>> No.11719171 [DELETED] 

>It's happening...but I can't read the rest of it

kek

>> No.11719170 [DELETED] 

>>11719156
old farts young tarts

>> No.11719172 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
First ever crewed launch of Dragon 2 and SpaceX in general. First commercial crew launch.
First crewed launch from American soil since the Space Shuttle was retired.

>> No.11719173 [DELETED] 

>>11719037
/pol/ here. Never been so proud of my race

>> No.11719174 [DELETED] 

>>11719129
Freedom, trade and private property

>> No.11719175 [DELETED] 

I'm in Titusville and it's storming hard with thunder and lightning, is the launch going to be canceled?

>> No.11719176 [DELETED] 

>>11719163
AMERICAN RAIN

>> No.11719177 [DELETED] 

>>11719129
It's amazing how easy it is to succeed when you minimize cost maximize profit and don't try to steal tax money constantly.

>> No.11719178 [DELETED] 

>>11719156
SpaceX rocket landing videos

>> No.11719179 [DELETED] 

Whats with Ninjas?

>> No.11719181 [DELETED] 

these black suits with the numbers are fucking cool

>> No.11719180 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
First private manned spaceflight ever. First American manned spaceflight since Obama killed the Shuttle.
First manned launch on a fully reusable first stage.

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>>11719049
/int/ here
systems are nominal

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>>11719143
amerifats have stopped flying shuttles 9 years ago so that they can get new ships and this is the first manned flight with a new ship, because you know, they couldnt afford a few billion dollars to advance space exploration but they sure could do some planetary wars instead, so nasa had a budget and had to choose

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>>11719130
huh, I had it in my head that they were DOE spooks
guess my mind is going

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>>11719158
>performance testing
IRL situations or theorical exams on paper ?

>> No.11719187 [DELETED] 

why are there ninjas

>> No.11719188 [DELETED] 

>>11719157
income tax you smooth brain

>> No.11719190 [DELETED] 

Wtf does the iss do anyways?

>> No.11719191 [DELETED] 

it's looking pretty overcast out there boys

>> No.11719192 [DELETED] 

>>11719179
There's nothing about ninjas, don't mentio

>> No.11719193 [DELETED] 

50/50 weather, its going to be cancelled from what i heard and moved to the saturday launch date.

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>>11719181
>tfw your suit digits confirm

>> No.11719195 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
research n shieeet

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Did they really get back in the car to move 10 meter?

>> No.11719197 [DELETED] 

>>11719185
Both.

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>STEAM

>> No.11719199 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
Cost money.

>> No.11719200 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
It floats
We all float up here

>> No.11719201 [DELETED] 

>>11719123
I mean there's already close to 1M people watching now, and it's 3 hours to launch

>> No.11719202 [DELETED] 

>>11719018
Ausbros are honorary Americans.

>> No.11719204 [DELETED] 

>>11719200
Technically it's falling.

>> No.11719205 [DELETED] 

This shit doesn't further humanity in any meaningful way. It just gives nerds boners.

>> No.11719207 [DELETED] 

>Hold up there buddy we gotta give the thumbs up

>> No.11719206 [DELETED] 

>>11719143
30 years after the end of the cold war capitalism has finally caught up to the point that they can stop using old soviet rockets

>> No.11719209 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/n/ reporting in, ready for takeoff

>> No.11719208 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
provides a constant platform for zero g and zero atmosphere testing
it's also a launch pad for cubesats which is really just obscenely useful

>> No.11719210 [DELETED] 

>>11719113
Unlike Israel, 'Straya is a true ally.

>> No.11719211 [DELETED] 

Those SpaceX suits are so cringe.

>> No.11719212 [DELETED] 

These suits look like death traps

>> No.11719214 [DELETED] 

>>11719187
they're to btfo any virus that gets too close
you won't even see them move

>> No.11719215 [DELETED] 

jesus those spess suits are cool

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guys i dont feel good about this launch

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>>11719151
>"There's been a surprise substitution on the crew roster"

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>>11719205
??????????????????????????????

>> No.11719224 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/tv/ here, my tendies are still in the microwave
stand by

>> No.11719227 [DELETED] 

I'M A SPACE MAN
I'M A SPACE MAN
(PLAY IT JOHN)

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Based astronaut dorks

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>>11719211
>>11719215
The duality of man

>> No.11719230 [DELETED] 

LOOK OUT ASTRONAUTS YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED BY NINJAS

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>>11719219
He is there to watch.

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At least the USSR will return soon.

>> No.11719233 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
>Doing experiments on robotics, materials, and medicine to reduce the cost of space travel year over year does nothing.

Suck on some helium desu.

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>>11719190
the main purpose was to test how long-term living in micro-gravity affects humans, and develop ways to mitigate the negative effects
the other main purposes are all kinds of microgravity experiments and earth observation

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>>11719217
watch out bob and doug! ninja assassins!!

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>This shit doesn't further humanity in any meaningful way. It just gives nerds boners.

>> No.11719238 [DELETED] 

Why are there ninjas escorting the astronauts?

>> No.11719237 [DELETED] 

>>11719218
LOOK OUT THERE'S A NINJA

>> No.11719239 [DELETED] 

It was a rainy night.

>> No.11719240 [DELETED] 

>>11719037
/3/ here

>> No.11719241 [DELETED] 

>>11719198
that made me chuckle

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>>11719163
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT

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>>11719217
fuckin' spaceninjas

>> No.11719244 [DELETED] 

I'm indifferent towards the space suits

>> No.11719245 [DELETED] 

>>11719181
It's like a sports team.

>> No.11719246 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/pol/ is go for launch
MAGA

>> No.11719247 [DELETED] 

>>11719236
Ok doomer.

>> No.11719248 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
Ensures NASA has a budget at all. Same reasoning as the lunar gateway, if there isn't a permanent presence in space the fickle politicians wont keep funding space exploration.

People have argued that the gateway isn't necessary to land people on the moon which is absolutely true but it's not the real point of it.

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THEY'RE HERE

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>inb4 seething chinks bomb the rocket

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The fuck is this Worm they talk about all the fucking time?

>> No.11719252 [DELETED] 

>>11719236
nerds getting boners is how humanity advances

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WORM GANG

>> No.11719254 [DELETED] 

>>11719218
Same man. God I hope it goes well but I can't shake this feeling of dread. If anything goes wrong, I called it.

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>>11719217
>tfw you're not going to space

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I'm not watching the stream but I'm in Titusville and there's no fucking way this launch happens today. The weather is awful. Thunder, lightning, and heavy rain. Sorry guys.

>> No.11719258 [DELETED] 

They have attendants because the elevator has suit jacks so they dont overheat

>> No.11719259 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
>NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE US YOUR MONIES AND FEED AFRICANS GOYIM AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEREE

>> No.11719260 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/mu/. GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11719262 [DELETED] 

Looks like they're on the Death Star

>> No.11719263 [DELETED] 

>>11719255
elon ackbar

>> No.11719261 [DELETED] 

>>11719255
at least he has a dope looking face mask to remember it

>> No.11719264 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
So, still a significant improvement over your existence.

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>>11719217
>Ninja bodyguards for the astronauts

it really is futuristic

>> No.11719268 [DELETED] 

Holy fuck I love this aesthetic. Than you Musk for making all these future space memes true

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>>11719251
the nasa logo with the curvy letters

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>>11719251
pic related
left is meatball, right is worm

worm was retired in the 90's and has recently been brought back because it's kino

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>>11719257
The launch is in like 3 hours. The storms are clearing out.

>> No.11719275 [DELETED] 

>>11719251
the old nasa logo made of red letters looks like a worm, you can see it everywhere

>> No.11719277 [DELETED] 

>>11719269
Wow that's fucking stupid.

>> No.11719278 [DELETED] 

>>11719270
>meatball
>worm
who keeps coming up with these cringe nicknames?

>> No.11719279 [DELETED] 

>>11719260
Based

>> No.11719280 [DELETED] 

>>11719196
ground is wet, suits awkward to walk in, fall hazard

>> No.11719282 [DELETED] 

>>11719278
>Not embracing the American food culture

Chink found

>> No.11719283 [DELETED] 

Would you guys be surprised if Boeing tried to fuck with the launch?

>> No.11719286 [DELETED] 

>this elevator is too loud
>my mask is too tight
>my feet hurt
>these astronauts smell like old milk and cheap cologne
>I wish I was at home playing video games

>> No.11719287 [DELETED] 

>>11719270
>>11719275
WHO GIVES A FUCK

>> No.11719288 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
yes! This 100%! no space only CONSUME! ONLY CONSUME! No exploration. Only advance science and engineering for pleasure, only consume. CONSUME!!!!!

>> No.11719289 [DELETED] 

considering how gay all these engineers are im surprised they didn't name it the bad dragon

>> No.11719290 [DELETED] 

>>11719283
>Implying they haven't already planted c4 in the LOX tank

>> No.11719291 [DELETED] 

>>11719282
>American food culture
>worm
oof

>> No.11719292 [DELETED] 

>>11719278
NASA turbonerds

>> No.11719293 [DELETED] 

>>11719286
>I can't shitpost on /sci/ on my phone
>This sucks Elon

>> No.11719295 [DELETED] 

>>11719253
Looks like an underground nightclub

>> No.11719296 [DELETED] 

>>11719283
>737 MAX smashes into the rocket mid-flight
kino

>> No.11719297 [DELETED] 

Its a fucking ploy to get those ninjas up there to wipe out non american crews on the ISS. Good lord were going to start annexing space stations now. Elon is a mad man but I love it.

>> No.11719298 [DELETED] 

>>11719283
Yes, Boeing is sly, but not blatant.

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>>11719049
/vg/ /ink/ is a GO for launch

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>>11719286
>I wish I was at home playing KSP
fixed

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>>11719287
Space nerd.

>> No.11719302 [DELETED] 

The fact Corona made the astronauts be escorted by ninjas confirms we are in the kino timeline.

>> No.11719303 [DELETED] 

>>11719278
It's called the meatball because early digital printing was shit and it would often look like a meat ball when printed on documents and patches. The worm is self-explanatory.

>> No.11719304 [DELETED] 

>if anything goes wrong

>> No.11719305 [DELETED] 

>>11719289
lol

>> No.11719306 [DELETED] 

>>11719289
thats more of a /k/ thing desu

>> No.11719307 [DELETED] 

>>11718218
Keep coping Chang

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MULTI-PLANETARY SPECIES

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>>11719287

>> No.11719311 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
how can a man be this wrong?

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>>11719049
/a/ is ready to take off

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>if only you knew how RAD things really are

>> No.11719315 [DELETED] 

>Signs N and I

>> No.11719317 [DELETED] 

>>11719190
Only have the most cash money parties with only the flyest, most chill dudes around and the hottest and baddest ladies there are.
that shit be the earth's penthouse baby, you gotta train for years just to prove you can handle the funkiness

>> No.11719318 [DELETED] 

bad news
weather is shit
it's not gonna happen

>> No.11719319 [DELETED] 

>vandalizing walls

Are these your heroes?

>> No.11719320 [DELETED] 

>>11719289
Sounds like a bad dragon marketing opportunity

>> No.11719321 [DELETED] 

>Signing the pad before launch
breddy novel.

>> No.11719322 [DELETED] 

>>11718932
>or seething chicoms
But if chicoms blow up American technology who will they have to copy?

>> No.11719323 [DELETED] 

>>11719218
Death flags everywhere

>> No.11719326 [DELETED] 

>>11719309
every time they talk about making us a multi-planetary species it gives me goosebumps

>> No.11719327 [DELETED] 

There are SHILLS in this thread RIGHT NOW that are SEETHING and C O P I N G

Say something nice to them!

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>> No.11719329 [DELETED] 

how smart are astronauts?

>> No.11719333 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/pol/ IS A GO

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Why are they dressed like ninjas anyway?

>> No.11719332 [DELETED] 

>>11719319
If he drew a dick or a kilroy that would be kino

>> No.11719335 [DELETED] 

>>11719290
I legit worry about shit like this. I mean this has the potential to deny Boeing hundreds of millions in future revenue, at a time where Boeing isn’t doing so great. I wouldn’t put it past em to try to fuck with the launch desu

>> No.11719336 [DELETED] 

>>11718810
There‘s something ironic in having one person alone sing a song meant to unite an entire country behind it.

>> No.11719337 [DELETED] 

girl ninja

>> No.11719338 [DELETED] 

how do they clean themselves after they shit with those clothes? makes you wonder haha

>> No.11719339 [DELETED] 

I hope they didn't cheap out on microphones. I want to hear the death screams in crispy dolby surround quality.

>> No.11719340 [DELETED] 

>>11719205
You can cope here on this gay earth while people with much greater intelligence will be doing geology on mars

>> No.11719341 [DELETED] 

Is it just the shitty suits are are these the fattest astronauts ever?

>> No.11719342 [DELETED] 

>>11719318
FUCK YOU CLOUDS

>> No.11719343 [DELETED] 

>>11719319
>not wanting to leave your mark on history
Have fun being forgotten.

>> No.11719344 [DELETED] 

>>11719302
they would be wearing ninja masks without the corona, you're not going to break quarantine from the moment they get into spacesuits

>> No.11719346 [DELETED] 

spacex launch and new based jeremy wade show later. gonna be a comfy day bros

>> No.11719347 [DELETED] 

IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN
IN
>IN

>> No.11719348 [DELETED] 

its fucking happening?

>> No.11719350 [DELETED] 

>>11719329
>smart enough to operate a spacecraft, but not smart enough to have a self preservation instinct

>> No.11719351 [DELETED] 

>>11719334
so the chinese would be afraid to interfere

>> No.11719352 [DELETED] 

>>11719228
i guess they can't bend their heads up and down lol

>> No.11719353 [DELETED] 

>>11719329
Smarter than everyone here.

>> No.11719354 [DELETED] 

>>11719252
pottery

>> No.11719356 [DELETED] 

>>11719329
decently clever

>> No.11719357 [DELETED] 

BOEING MALDING

>> No.11719359 [DELETED] 

> It needs to look like a 21st century spaceship
> Flying dildo
Sounds about right...

>> No.11719360 [DELETED] 

under budget and ahead of schedule

>> No.11719363 [DELETED] 

>UNDER BUDGET
>AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

>> No.11719364 [DELETED] 

>signing the white room like they're in a high school locker room
Lmao fucking nigger nasa

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>>11719313
What are the chances of a terrorist attack like in contact?

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>> No.11719367 [DELETED] 

>>11719341
The suits are shitty, the suits were designed on the mannequin that launched on falcon heavy so anyone that doesn't match that body shape exactly looks fat in it

>> No.11719368 [DELETED] 

WEATHER IS SHIT

I PROMISE YOU THIS WONT HAPPEN TODAY

>> No.11719369 [DELETED] 

>>11719318
Still a while to go, it might clear by lunch time

>> No.11719370 [DELETED] 

>>11719347
>soon when weather becomes their reality
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT
OUT
>OUT

>> No.11719371 [DELETED] 

God damn that ship is SO FUCKING SLEEK

>> No.11719372 [DELETED] 

>have to sit in a chair for 20 hours

I don’t envy them

>> No.11719373 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.11719374 [DELETED] 

>mfw not being briefed for spaceflight by a qt3.14 private space ninja

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>>11719049
S/k/yking here. You are go for launch. Clear skies all the way.
Repeat, you are go for launch. Godspeed, Major Tom.

>> No.11719376 [DELETED] 

I just came in, wtf are these ninjas?!?!

>> No.11719377 [DELETED] 

>>11719366
absolute kino

>> No.11719378 [DELETED] 

Those ninja suits are perfect for a saboteur to sneak in

>> No.11719379 [DELETED] 

Why does this all feel so unprofessional?

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Wait, Number 6 Looks fishy

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>>11719365
0%

>> No.11719383 [DELETED] 

>>11719327
YOU ESS AYY
YOU ESS AYY

>> No.11719385 [DELETED] 

THEY'RE STRAPPED IN

>> No.11719386 [DELETED] 

>>11719365
100%

>> No.11719387 [DELETED] 

>>11719334
Someone said before. You can't have any contaminants being brought on the ISP

>> No.11719388 [DELETED] 

NINJAS BOARDING

>> No.11719389 [DELETED] 

STRAPPING IN THE FEET

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I just have a bad feeling about today. I hope it all goes well. But the vibes are not good.

https://twitter.com/AstroBehnken/status/1265670462815776768?s=19

>> No.11719391 [DELETED] 

>>11719357
why would they though?
IMHO this is the public mission. But there will be a separate military mission run in private to ensure dominance of the space military sector

>> No.11719392 [DELETED] 

>>11719366
god that's spooky
imagine how quick there'd be a gun in the hands of every ninja if something happened

>> No.11719393 [DELETED] 

>>11719334
The chicoms fear the ninja.

>> No.11719394 [DELETED] 

Chance of launch today? Better than 80%?
Chance of success? Better than 95%?

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>>11719351
Bazinga

>> No.11719396 [DELETED] 

>>11719334
Prolly disease PPE

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ASTRONAUTS CONFIRMED IN COMFY POSITION

>> No.11719399 [DELETED] 

what a sexy voice

>> No.11719400 [DELETED] 

guys I want to go to space

>> No.11719401 [DELETED] 

aren't they gonna have to wait there for like 2 hours

>> No.11719402 [DELETED] 

>>11719366
This would be far more kino if they were all carrying Vectors.

>> No.11719403 [DELETED] 

>>11719372
>Dragon LCD screens lets them scroll through /sci/ sticky

Say something nice to our astronauts who are reading this RIGHT NOW

>> No.11719404 [DELETED] 

EUROPEANS WILL NEVER GO INTO SPACE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.11719405 [DELETED] 

>>11719218
They made the support personels' uniform way too scary looking. This and the commentator's freudian slip calling the convoy the convict made the stream a lot spicier than it had to be.

>> No.11719406 [DELETED] 

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
AMERICAN ROCKET
AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS
AMERICAN SOIL

>> No.11719407 [DELETED] 

>>11719329
Objectively the most intelligent humans on the planet.

>> No.11719408 [DELETED] 

>>11719372
>get paid a fuckton of money for sitting for 20hours
>allowed and even encouraged to shit yourself while getting paid

>> No.11719409 [DELETED] 

>>11719365
Whoever is responsible would get nuked.

>> No.11719410 [DELETED] 

>>11719372
This is what's sinking in now.
THIS IS IT!
God, I wish I was one of these men.

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>>11719365
NASA actually has their own SWAT team.

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>>11719366
Cyberpunk as fuck the future is now

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>>11719365
69%

>> No.11719414 [DELETED] 

>>11719049
/biz/ REPORTING IN

>> No.11719416 [DELETED] 

>>11719343
2376 years ago Herostratus burned down a temple for no reason but immortality. Immediately after setting it on fire he promptly confessed and was later executed.

>> No.11719417 [DELETED] 

>>11719380
One of them has his mask all the way up to the eyeballs. Like hes trying to hide his identity or something.

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>> No.11719419 [DELETED] 

How long has it been since the went to the bathroom?

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>>11719346
I'm Jeremy Wade, and today I'm going to catch some mods in this Ocean Monument

>> No.11719422 [DELETED] 

>>11719372
They can get out when they are in space, there is even a shitter on board so they don't have to shit their pants

Also I sit in a chair for 20 hours every day

>> No.11719423 [DELETED] 

>>11719404
But they have.. They just haven't launched their own manned rockets.

>> No.11719424 [DELETED] 

>tfw no space ninja gf

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Post YFW Boeing calls you in the middle of the night SEETHING and CRYING

>> No.11719427 [DELETED] 

>>11719418
That's a guy.

>> No.11719428 [DELETED] 

At least they're not sending niggers to space.

>> No.11719429 [DELETED] 

>>11719381
based feds

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HOLY SHIT GUYS

>> No.11719431 [DELETED] 

I'd be shitting my pants

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>> No.11719433 [DELETED] 

>>11719419
They have a bathroom right outside of the spaceship. I think the astronauts call it the last shit on earth

>> No.11719438 [DELETED] 

>>11719424
>Gives you a good luck kiss right before launch
>This will never happen

>> No.11719439 [DELETED] 

>>11719419
minutes. they peed at the bottom of LC39A

>> No.11719440 [DELETED] 

>>11719313
i would be pretty fucking excited to be the astronaut's spaceninja/bodyguard

>> No.11719441 [DELETED] 

>>11719427
nope

>> No.11719442 [DELETED] 

>>11719416
Based

>> No.11719443 [DELETED] 

>>11719366
Did the ninjas call it in with the agency? What about the flight plan?

>> No.11719444 [DELETED] 

>>11719427
Even better

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>>11719414
MY LINKY STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

SPACEX CHAINLINK PARTNERSHIP TONIGHT

>> No.11719446 [DELETED] 

I want to take pictures to show how fucking awful the weather is but I know you fags will find my house on Google earth

>> No.11719447 [DELETED] 

imagine all the virgin Wiki Warriors frantically editing the wikipedia page for this rn

>> No.11719448 [DELETED] 

>>11714767

Here we go Frens, this is the launch of the decade (the last one, there will be many more in this one).
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>> No.11719449 [DELETED] 

>guys in space gowns are doing checklists on dudes in spacesuits and shit

fuuuuuuck I have such a boner

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>Let me strap you in, brother
>insallah deliver this payload to infidels in space

>> No.11719451 [DELETED] 

>one guy wearing glasses
um won't it float away in space?

>> No.11719453 [DELETED] 

>they didn't wipe their feet

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>>11719381
Fucking love the USA

>> No.11719455 [DELETED] 

>>11719411
Why am I getting Chernobyl vibes from this picture?

>> No.11719456 [DELETED] 

how long until launch?

>> No.11719457 [DELETED] 

>>11719428
they'll be sending one (1) later this year if this succeeds though

>> No.11719458 [DELETED] 

>>11719430
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY MUSKBROS

>> No.11719460 [DELETED] 

>>11719430
imagine the smell

>> No.11719461 [DELETED] 

>>11719427
Sexiest ninjas always are.

>> No.11719462 [DELETED] 

>>11719381
SOMEONE POST THE /k/ NASA MP5 COPYPASTA

>> No.11719463 [DELETED] 

>>11719447
>tfw you're on the astronauts wiki page just waiting to change "is" to "was"

>> No.11719464 [DELETED] 

>>11718678
my god these Indian Musk worshippers are so fucking cringe

>> No.11719465 [DELETED] 

>>11719423

LOL

>> No.11719466 [DELETED] 

>>11719446
how far from the cape are you?

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Suits plugged.

>> No.11719468 [DELETED] 

>>11719416
Not only that, but it was illegal to speak his name specifically because they wanted to keep him from being remembered and we still know of him.

>> No.11719469 [DELETED] 

>>11719451
>float away
>inside a helmet

>> No.11719470 [DELETED] 

>>11719456
3 hours

>> No.11719471 [DELETED] 

ninja touching his pee pee ehehehe

>> No.11719472 [DELETED] 

>>11719447
Why?

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THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAID THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME


WHAT ARE THEY TO SAY NOW?

>> No.11719474 [DELETED] 

>>11719453
They have removable covers on their boots that they removed

>> No.11719475 [DELETED] 

>>11719037
/a/ /v/ /sp/ /pol/ and /trv/ Crossboarder here

>> No.11719476 [DELETED] 

>>11719453
FUCK!

>> No.11719477 [DELETED] 

>>11719446
No one would cared if you haven't said anything.

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these ergonomics do NOT look comfy at all

>> No.11719480 [DELETED] 

>/sci/ sticky maxed out
has this ever happened before?

>> No.11719481 [DELETED] 

>>11719455
The shitty modern architecture and planned city design combined with soldiers in helicopters

>> No.11719482 [DELETED] 

>>11719431
That's why you'll never go into space.

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>>11719426

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it's over

>> No.11719485 [DELETED] 

>>11719411
Damn thats cool.

>> No.11719486 [DELETED] 

>>11719427
12 is a Guy
6 is a Girl

>> No.11719488 [DELETED] 

>>11719453
FUCK
ABORT ABORT ABORT!!

>> No.11719489 [DELETED] 

>>11719456
2 hours, 37 minutes

>> No.11719490 [DELETED] 

The nasa livestream is about a minute behind the spacex one. watch this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

>> No.11719491 [DELETED] 

>locked and loaded

>> No.11719493 [DELETED] 

God I wish I had a crew of space ninjas

>> No.11719494 [DELETED] 

>>11719455
Florida and Ukraine are the same place.

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Don't worry captain, I'll strap you in.

>> No.11719496 [DELETED] 

>>11719467
my oh my

>> No.11719497 [DELETED] 

>>11719480
Falcon Heavy

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>>11719473

>> No.11719499 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
seats flip back thunderbird 1 style

>> No.11719500 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
The chairs have a lot of movement capability.

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What is NASA's policy on astronauts shitposting during the wait-time?

>> No.11719503 [DELETED] 

>>11719446
Massive thunderstorm in Daytona. We’re semi close to the launch

>> No.11719505 [DELETED] 

How long is the launch window?

>> No.11719504 [DELETED] 

>>11719451
their suits have gravity

>> No.11719506 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
The touchscreen panel folds down in a few minutes

>> No.11719507 [DELETED] 

>>11719484
There are literally 2 hours to go

>> No.11719508 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
notice he has the helmet visor up, which is blocking his head from moving higher up. They have the visor down during launch, so he'll be able to look right at it.

>> No.11719509 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
pretty sure the seats will tilt back

>> No.11719510 [DELETED] 

TRAJECTORY PLOTTED

>> No.11719511 [DELETED] 

>glasses
Did they pick those boomers because they are expendable?

>> No.11719512 [DELETED] 

>>11719502
saved

>> No.11719513 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
The screens go down

>> No.11719514 [DELETED] 

>>11719411
>eotech
>that smol mag
seems weird desu

>> No.11719516 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
maybe the seat rotates back during flight?
Yeah there are seat controls.

>> No.11719517 [DELETED] 

>>11719482
i would still on in desu.

>> No.11719518 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
the seats rotate up once they're strapped in

>> No.11719519 [DELETED] 

>>11719502
They can browse the Christian boards

>> No.11719520 [DELETED] 

>>11719466
Im about 10 miles from Kennedy Space Center and the rain is heavy and there's thunder every few seconds

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Uh oh

>> No.11719522 [DELETED] 

>>11719478
The entire console should move down once closer to launch.

>> No.11719523 [DELETED] 

>>11719502
Based

>> No.11719524 [DELETED] 

>>11719473
muh rain

>> No.11719525 [DELETED] 

JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN
JOHN
>JOHN

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INSALLAH

>> No.11719527 [DELETED] 

>>11719521
That's north of the cape

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Shit guys. Nasa knows.

>> No.11719530
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>>11719450

Speaking of, what's going on with Iran's space program lately? It's tempo seems to be on the rise lately after that chimp launch years ago. Imagine how kino an Iranian space launch would look lads, much less a crewed one...

https://www.armscontrol.org/act/2020-05/news-briefs/iran-launches-military-satellite

>> No.11719531
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>the touchscreen is running Windows 10

>> No.11719533

>>11719468
Yes.
That settles it, we should all immediately assault the launch pad, /sci/ will be remembered for all time

>> No.11719532

>>11719521
>ends in 19 minutes

>> No.11719534
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>>11719473
United States Space Command fleet when?

>> No.11719535

Please dont stroke that Dino's neck ever again

>> No.11719537

>>11717127
this launch is directly the result of Obama, bro
Trump has been doing a great job helping it along, he totally deserves some credit

>> No.11719540

>>11719478
It either tilts down or the chairs tilt up. Or possibly the idea is that they can look a them at liftoff while they are pressed against the chairs and they are then at eye-level.

>> No.11719541

>>11719525
TESLA
>TESLA
TESLA
>TESLA
TESLA
>TESLA
TESLA
>TESLA
TESLA
>TESLA

>> No.11719542

>>11719521
yolo

>> No.11719543
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11719543

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11719546

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11719547

60% no go probability

>> No.11719548

>>11718806
If he did that to 1000 joggers the world would be better for it.
You'll understand after a few decades of Somalian vibrancy

>> No.11719549

>those fistbumps
dawwwwww

>> No.11719550

>>11719457
He's just a black person, he's no nigger that's a welfare leech.

>> No.11719551

how many replies will this thread get jesus fuck its like FH again

>> No.11719552

>>11719526
>>11719530
MEME MAGIC
LAUNCH PLATFORM IS THE MUZZIE CUBE

>> No.11719554

Where is the first stage landing?

>> No.11719556
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Trump retweeting launch stream

>> No.11719557

>>11719543
>notfallbenachrichtigung
why are germans like this

>> No.11719559

>>11719529
Lol

>> No.11719561

40% good weather probability

>> No.11719562

Jessica looking good after having a kid

>> No.11719563

What if they need the toilet in the next two hours?

>> No.11719564

ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
>ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
>ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
>ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH
>ONLY 40% CHANCE OF LAUNCH

>> No.11719565

>>11719554
Drone ship in the Atlantic ocean

>> No.11719566

>>11719543
>Implying Trump won't force them to launch today

>> No.11719567
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>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
>40% chance of launch, down from 50%
40% chance of launch, down from 50%
ITS OVER

>> No.11719568
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11719568

>>11719543
>Notfallbenachrichtigung
holy shit why

>> No.11719569

Guys, remember to count the ninjas. If something is off and one missing, you gotta get the word out to the ISS because shits about to go down..

>> No.11719570
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>> No.11719571

>>11719502
that was rather fast

>> No.11719574

>>11719049
/his/ coming in, Neil Armstrong is smiling at this launch and giving his blessing.

>> No.11719575

>>11719557
>notfallbenachrichtigung

Bless you

>> No.11719577
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>>11719416
>>11719468
He was the original Australian shitposter.

>> No.11719578

>>11719556
I didn't see him there, he was supposed to be there.
What a deadbeat.

>> No.11719579

wait wtf
they are gonna sit strapped in those chairs now for 2 and a half hours before launching?

>> No.11719580

>>11719502
That would be a comfy way to shitpost

>> No.11719582

What's the best channel to watch this on? I want a TV channel, not a web stream, so my boomer parents can watch it too.

>> No.11719583

>>11719579
Do you even understand how complicated a rocket is

>> No.11719584

>>11719563
They're wearing SpaceX brand diapers.

>> No.11719585

LAUNCH CANCELLED FOR WEATHER
NO-GO

>> No.11719588
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>> No.11719587

imagine cucking us because of a few bad clouds.

>> No.11719589

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11719591

>>11719474
>Anon didn‘t think even this tiniest detail was already autistically considered
Heh. Cute.

>> No.11719590

>>11719579
It takes like an hour to load all the fuel, they need to be strapped in already so dragon can just abort and fly away if something goes wrong

>> No.11719594

>>11719579
Isn't being an astronaut fun!?!

>> No.11719595

>>11719557
efficiency :^)

>> No.11719596

>>11719582
literally any of the networks

>> No.11719597

>Woman at SpaceX just said "man rated".

OH NO OH NO OH NO, SJWs blown the fuck out out.

>> No.11719598

>>11719579
As if you didn't do that every day

>> No.11719599

>>11718863
DREAM ON MARS MAN

>> No.11719600
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>> No.11719601

>>11719582
Discovery channel is showing it. IDK how cringe it is though. My parents are watching it on the science channel (same thing as discovery channel)

>> No.11719603

scrub

>> No.11719602

>>11719582
If you have a smart TV, pull it up on the youtube app. If not, connect a laptop to your TV with a HDMI cable.

>> No.11719605

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11719607

>>11719598
can the astronauts also pull out their dicks and edge the entire time?

>> No.11719608

>>11719598
Yeah but they can't shitpost

>> No.11719609
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USA USA USA
https://youtu.be/rzoVkcTUqlc?t=240

>> No.11719612

>>11719557
Wait until you hear about the DeutschesZentrumfürLuftundRaumfahrt.

>> No.11719613
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>>11719049
/mlp/ is GO

>> No.11719614

>>11719534
Falcon 9 has already launched US Space Force payloads and the X-37B.

>> No.11719615

>>11719582
>>11719601
NASA has a dedicated TV channel. Look for it. Don't use the other ones they could have ads.

>> No.11719616

>>11719597
lol its funny that people care

>> No.11719617

So, does it mean we don't have to pay russia for Soyuz seats anymore?
What happened with russian space program after this?

>> No.11719618

>>11719579
Imagine sitting in a chair for two hours. oh wait

>> No.11719619

What happened to those mices?

>> No.11719620

>>11719602
or join us in 2015 and use a chromecast

>> No.11719621
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11719621

>He bought Tesla?

>> No.11719622

>>11719597
Take the red pill

>> No.11719623

>>11719494
Ukraine is a conspiracy theory, it's just the Russian speaking part of Florida.

>> No.11719624

hope they delay this shit.
i have a fucking business meeting at 4

>> No.11719625

>>11714767
gonna blow

>> No.11719626

>>11719613
basado

>> No.11719627

>>11718863
MAN MARS ON DREAM

>> No.11719628

yo someone PM me 5 minutes before launch or if the thing explodes or some shit
im gonna fuck around in KSP

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>>11719621
>He sold Boeing?

>> No.11719630

>>11719617
We still pay them for a seat per year
Russia continues with their program and they can launch their people on Dragon too.

>> No.11719631

>>11719617
Who cares. Russia is irrelevant.

>> No.11719632

>>11718556
>>11718547
He's a big guy

>> No.11719633

>>11719624
THEY ARE, LAUNCH CANCELLED DUE TO WEATHER

>> No.11719635
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>> No.11719637

>>11719597
Man is proper language use.
Fuck the SJW that want to ruin the English language.

>> No.11719638

>>11719366
Lmao

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>>11719621
>Jean Pierre, go ahead with the Rapid Unplanned Disassembly

>> No.11719642

>>11719597
I hate that whole argument. Man is short for human.

>> No.11719643

>>11719578
He's probably viewing from a safe distance.

>> No.11719644

>>11719621
>launch eet

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>>11719626

>> No.11719646

>>11718863
Dream on, Mars man

>> No.11719647

I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL

>> No.11719648

FIVE BY FIVE

WERE IN FOR SOME CHOP

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11719650

>>11719313
>[Teleports Behinds You]

>> No.11719652
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11719652

My boyfriend doesn't want to watch the liftoff because he doesn't like Elon Musk's company and private space flight, he says that SpaceX's goals are nefarious. He said he would watch it if I defended Elon Musk's actions in union busting or whatever. Yeah it's shitty but that doesn't mean I have to hate Elon or hate SpaceX, but he won't hang out with me and relax watching the launch unless I absolutely denounce Elon or SpaceX OR I change his mind politically.

What a way to drag this awesome event down.

>> No.11719654

>>11719473
Trampoline 1 is ready to launch.

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>>11719049
/g/ is GO

>> No.11719657

TORNADO WARNING AT LAUNCH SITE ISSUED 5M AGO

>> No.11719658

>>11719642
it's 2020 sweaty, we don't acknowledge men (or white people) as human anymore

>> No.11719659

Show me the LEWDS

>> No.11719660

BEEP BOOP

>> No.11719661

>>11719652
what a fucking stiff dump that guy

>> No.11719663

>>11719642
No it is short for big dick space man

>> No.11719664

>>11719652
Tell your faggot boyfriend to go fuck himself.

>> No.11719665

>>11719617
Russia being part of the ISS is a relict of the 90s when there was hope that Russia will become functional democracy.
Hopefully NASA will be pressured by Congress to ditch Russia from Gateway and Artemis.

>> No.11719666

>>11719652
I actually believe you which is sad

>> No.11719667

>>11719327
America is gay and not afraid anymore
we are stronger together , diverse and strong America :)

>> No.11719669

>>11719645
find nasapon up there will you?

>> No.11719671

>>11719652
Fuck him (metaphorically).

>> No.11719672

>>11719643
Yeah, I'm sure ever since your dad went for that pack of smokes he's been watching from a distance.

>> No.11719673

>>11719652
Dump his commie ass and tell him he can go seize some other girl's capital instead.

>> No.11719676

>>11719652
Fuck that guy and fuck you too, have a personal criteria.

>> No.11719677

>>11719660
WHERE IS TARS

>> No.11719678

Space Force launch when?

>> No.11719680

>>11719650
Nothing personnel, soyuz

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>> No.11719683
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>> No.11719684

B E E P

>> No.11719685

>>11719652
Your boyfriend is right and his actions make complete sense.

Seconding the call to dump him, but only because he doesn't deserve a retard like you.

>> No.11719686

>>11719673
Girl(boy)

>> No.11719688
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11719688

How much control of the spacecraft do the Astronauts actually have?
Is it just for docking with the space station or do they actually fly it all the time?

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When exactly will it launch? I've gotta go wageslave soon

>> No.11719690

>>11719650
Kek, you should make the ISIS version.

>> No.11719691

>>11719049
/everyfuckingoneboard/ says GO

>> No.11719692

>>11719652
take ur meds, u shizo

>> No.11719695

>>11719652
your boyfriend is a faggot

>> No.11719696

>>11719689
3:33pm Eastern if it doesn't get scrubbed

>> No.11719697

>>11719688
they do nothing except watch for some kind of fuck up so they can take control or abort

>> No.11719698

the ninjas are just standing there awkwardly looking at the austronauts

>> No.11719699

>>11719688
Liftoff is automated.

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>>11719677
TARS, increase your meme level to 80%.

>> No.11719702

>>11718863
DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>> No.11719703

>>11719652
I prefer anthro women

>> No.11719704

>>11719583
literally a tube full of fuel and a nozzle

>> No.11719705

>>11719652
he's gonna turn on you as soon as you don't meet whatever rules he's made up in his head

>> No.11719706

>>11719685
t. their faggot boyfriend

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>>11719691
CONFIRMED

LAUNCH CONTROL WE ARE GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11719708

>>11719688
they will test flying it as part of this mission. try it yourself:
https://iss-sim.spacex.com

>> No.11719711

>>11719673
>girl
>on internet
>on 4chan
>on /sci/
Were you born yesterday?

>> No.11719712

>>11719652
>he doesn't like Elon Musk's company and private space flight
Your boyfriend is a boeing shill. Dump him to secure the future of the private spaceflight industry.

>> No.11719713

posting in an epic thread

>> No.11719714

>>11719689
~2h 20m from now

>> No.11719715

>>11719652
He is correct.
Elon is a fucking hack and is polluting the Earth orbit with his shitshow satellite project

>> No.11719716

>>11719696
4:33

>> No.11719717

>>11719704
So, no.

>> No.11719718

SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION
SEAT ROTATION
>SEAT ROTATION

>> No.11719719

A BOEING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.11719721

>>11719652
please be in london

>> No.11719722
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>>11719652
My brain autocompleted "my boyfriend' to "my wive's boyfriend." Gave the post a completely different meaning

>> No.11719723
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Anyone here actually /SpaceX/ or /NASA/?

I'm a JPL engineer working on M2020, turned down a spacex position a few years ago because of their shit work culture

>> No.11719724

>a good ol fashion beep boop is now called a "quindar"
Woah I really AM in the future

>> No.11719726

>>11718535
>you do realize nasa has been around since the 1940s and hasn't done shit, right?
Why is this kind of speak very common on 4chan? It's so unbelievably stupid and I'm sure that anon really believes what it's talking about

>> No.11719728
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11719728

/vrg/ reporting from my world

>> No.11719729

>>11719716
correct
I'm central so I had 3:33 in my brain

>> No.11719730

>>11719688
in theory they can take control, but 99.9% of the time is better to let the computer do the calculations

>> No.11719731
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POST YFW IT GETS FUCKING CANCELLED BECAUSE OF WEATHER

>> No.11719732

>>11719698
They forgot to turn invisible. This is just what ninjas do when they're not on mission.

>> No.11719733

AAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA COOM
in all seriousness this is fucking cool. Fuck the soyuz and everyone that says America is in decline. We are dabbing on the entire world right now.

>> No.11719734

>>11719696
it's getting scrubbed though

>> No.11719736

>>11719711
Damn, almost a palindrome.

>> No.11719737

IS IT CANCELLED/DELAYED OR NOT??? I KEEP SEEING CONFLICTED POSTS! TELL MEEEEEE!

>> No.11719738

GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11719739

>>11718632
>>11719018
Love you guys, too.

>> No.11719740

so taking a quick look

>> No.11719741

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
REPEAT
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

>> No.11719742

>>11719734
maybe not, still a while to launch time

>> No.11719743

imagine being a guinea pig pilot for elon musks disastrous well full blown aids ego company known as space x

i bet you fuckers trust elon musk as if he wasn't the antichrist

>> No.11719744

>>11719726
it's reddit tone

>> No.11719745

>>11719650
>Hi, i'm Spacex technician 6 and this is Jackass.

>> No.11719747

>>11719688
Final handoff to computers is 45 seconds before launch.

>> No.11719749

>let's see what's being said on social media
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11719750

>>11719728
awesome dude, that's a great setup
>I made that elon pic
heh

>> No.11719751

>>11719723
>shit work culture
explain
Also what degree, scholar path you got ? plan on becoming astronaut ?

>> No.11719753

Imagine the smell

>> No.11719754
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>>11719502
here I fixed the perspective

>> No.11719755

>>11719723
I WORK FOR SPACEX, WE HAVE SCRUBBED THE MISSION, DRESS REHEARSAL COUNTDOWN AND MISSION MOVED TO SATURDAY LAUNCH

>> No.11719756

what a thot

>> No.11719757

HOT LADY IS BACK IN NASA STREAM

>> No.11719758

>e-celeb trash
>hashtag

Launch ruined

>> No.11719759

>>11719737
not yet
currently a 60% chance of bad weather scrub

>> No.11719760

Omfg who the fuck cares about these social media fuck faces. Nobody fucking cares about these fucking nobodies.

>> No.11719762

if we miss seat rotation because of social media im going to sulk

>> No.11719761

THANKS GARY

>> No.11719763

>literally showing thot posts from the gram

>> No.11719764
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>>11719731
>e not on mission.
>>>
> Saber 05/27/20(Wed)20:10:50 No.11719733▶
>AAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA COOM

>> No.11719765

What happens if one of them has to piss/shit suddenly?

You can't hold it for 5+ hours

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>>11719731

>> No.11719767

>>11719737
they don't actually call it until like 45 seconds before the launch

>> No.11719768

>lets check in with twitter

>> No.11719770
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>>11719049
/vg/ is GO

>> No.11719769

>>11719723
I worked on JWST but I was on a contract and was let go a year ago and I'm trying to find a new job.

>> No.11719773
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>HASHTAGS
>FACEBOOK
>TRENDING
>WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ONLINE

>> No.11719774

>>11719688
the ship docks it's self.

>> No.11719772

>Go for fucking twatter comments as the seats lock in position
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK.

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>>11719731

>> No.11719775

>Thotstranaut

>> No.11719777

>>11719236
actual fucking retard

>> No.11719778

>>11719754are they shitposting on /x/?

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>>11719531
It's difficult to make it out from such low resolution but it really looks like win 10

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>> No.11719781
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11719781

>I'm steady, calm. I slept well, no bad dreams. I am active and engaged. I'm aware of my surroundings and those in my immediate sphere. I'm attentive. I am focused on the essentials, to the exclusion of all else. I'm unsure of the future but I'm not concerned. I will rely on those closest to me, and I will share their burdens, as they share mine. I will live and love.

>> No.11719784

>missed the seat rotation because we had to look at some instagram whore farming likes from space nerds

>> No.11719782

>social media shit
ew


>>11719743
Better than bezos

>> No.11719783

>>11719737
SCRUBBED AND MOVED, TORNADO WARNING ISSUED AT LAUNCH SITE AND DOWN RANGE WEATHER NOT ACCEPTABLE

>> No.11719785

>And now let's see what our autists are saying over at /sci/, pull up the latest posts

>> No.11719786

>not Scott Manley

Fuck this shit

>> No.11719787

>>11719737
its like 40% or 50% chance it will happen today

>> No.11719788
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>>11719723
yeah I worked and internship for NASA (GRC) then got a job at the NRO after graduating. I'm hyped bro wooo fuck Boeing

>> No.11719789
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11719789

>>11719728
Extremely based

>> No.11719790
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11719790

> physics girl

>> No.11719791
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11719791

>physics girl

>> No.11719792

>>11719756
we call them whores stop making it seem lighter than what they are,
NOT THOTS but real men call them whores or sluts

>> No.11719793

>>11719579
Yes. The rocket is currently empty. They only start tanking it after the astronauts are safe in the capsule with its launch escape system armed should the vehicle go up in flames during tanking.

>> No.11719795

>>11719723
MSM sos vos?

>> No.11719794
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11719794

>>11719657
HE RETURNS

>> No.11719796

>physicsgirl
rest in peace Terry

>> No.11719797

>>11719786
this

>> No.11719798

>>11719743
>He'll never launch a rocket!
>He'll never land a rocket!
>He'll never reuse a rocket!
>He'll never do a crewed launch!
Why are commies so dumb

>> No.11719799

I miss the coverage from the 60s before we had to look at insta art hos opinions on space.

>> No.11719800

>>11719754
>one last fuck jannies just in case

>> No.11719801

>Here's some random thots, fuck the astronauts preparing for a lndmark launch

>> No.11719802
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11719802

Any norf fc ere

>> No.11719803

>>11719722
You need some help friend

>> No.11719804
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11719804

>social table

>> No.11719805

If everything goes right, it might actually start a new era in the space industry

>> No.11719806
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11719806

>>11719049
/an/ here
fuck pitniggers and fuck toxofags

>> No.11719807

>>11719785
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT!"
>It seems like everyone is excited for this day!

>> No.11719808

>>11719800
lmao based spacechad

>> No.11719809

>>11719782
>better than bezos
oh god millennial are brainwashed by charismatic asshat billionaires

>> No.11719810

Is the left astronaut wearing glasses?

>> No.11719811

Why does astronauts need to control docking by themselves? Isn't it easier to calculate all movements beforehand?

>> No.11719812

so...
do they have extra controls there or if the touchscreen breaks they lose control over the ship?

>> No.11719813

>Diana
Bros................

>> No.11719814
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11719814

>>11719790
>>11719791
Rest in peace king

>> No.11719815

>>11719778
no it's just a small pic so the /pol/ screenshot I took got compressed

>> No.11719816
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>>11719802
dont like space or spacemen

simple as

>> No.11719817

that big T-handle ABORT NOW physical control is just sitting there..... MENACINGLY

>> No.11719818

>>11719810
yes

>> No.11719819

>>11719809
bazos is literally a supervillian

>> No.11719821

>>11719751
I interned there in my undergrad, they have an adderall/cocaine problem and nominal workdays are ~10hours on most projects. Turnover rate is insane and I only got offered 110k. as opposed to my current 130k. I did a PhD in aerospace engineering, won't say what school because it'd be pretty easy to trace lab pages to find me, but it's one of the top 3. I used to want to become an astronaut, that's kind of how I got here, but now that I'm older and have a wife and am getting fat, I honestly just want to make cool shit and eat to my hearts content.

>> No.11719822

>>11719723
I was one of the first outside investors in SpaceX

>> No.11719823

>>11719765
they stopped the car so that they could shit and piss at a toilet before reaching the rocket

>> No.11719824

>>11719810
I'd say the glasses are wearing him.

>> No.11719826

>Everyone making this historic launch their own
Fuck that. This isn't about some thots on insta

>> No.11719829
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11719829

>>11719803
You people made me like this

>> No.11719830

>>11719745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMC2_SCY7w

Godfrey Ho made a whole line of shitty movies stitched together out of just a little bit of footage he shot with actor Richard Harrison back in the 80s. It spawned an entire genre of Ninja movies. They're so bad they're almost good.

>> No.11719828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ&feature=emb_title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ&feature=emb_title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ&feature=emb_title

Stream without annoying commentary

>> No.11719831

>>11719801
its 2020 they care more about what maria the instagram whore is doing than the actual main event

>> No.11719832
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11719832

Where's HULLO?

>> No.11719833
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11719833

dubs and weather clears

>> No.11719834
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11719834

>>11719802
no norf in space ya nonce

>> No.11719835
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11719835

>Tornado warning for the whole county
>People really think the launch will happen

>> No.11719836

>>11719801
>two dudes sitting still with their faces covered for the next two hours
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO THE STREAM

>> No.11719838

>>11719810
yes

>>11719811
it's just to test; 999.99% of the time it'll be automated.

>> No.11719839

>>11719811
They don't need to and they wont be doing it on this mission AFAIK

But it is a possibility and they will be testing the manual control systems on the way to the ISS

>> No.11719841

>>11719828
Oh fuck thank god

>> No.11719843

>>11719833
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11719844

>>11719833
Checked

>> No.11719845

>>11719833
OH SHIT

>> No.11719847

is this good for bitcoin?

>> No.11719848

>>11719819
Gen X was an error.

>> No.11719849

>>11719788
Nice dude, I'm the JPLer and I interned at GRC a while ago too. Fucking shit cafeteria. Coolest part was the rover wheel test lab, though I worked in sat comms. Fucked a lot of cute girls I met in cleveland dive bars.

>> No.11719850

>those screens
somebody watched too much expanse i think

>> No.11719851
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11719851

>>11719833
oh wait, wrong way

>> No.11719852

>>11719835
i cant believe hawaii is getting tornados

>> No.11719853

>>11719834
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, THERE'S NO AIR OR ATMOSPHERE

>> No.11719854

>>11719812
they have backups.

>> No.11719855

>>11719779
>engines shut off mid-flight because windows 10 needs to update

>> No.11719856

>>11719833
check'd

>> No.11719858
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11719858

CHAD of /a/ here, can't wait to see Boeing job to SpaceX.
>>11719798
(((college education)))
>>11719801
The thots are merely filler, they're the appetizer before the meat and potatoes.

>> No.11719859

>>11719819
have you seen elon's musks girlfriend right now?
literally looks like a satanist that attends spirit cooking parties

>> No.11719860

>>11719821
>adderall problem
cool my ADHD is undetectable then

You need a PHD from a top college or "ground" workers can climb the ladder too ?

>> No.11719861

>>11719765
There is actually a shitter on board so when they are in orbit they can get out of their seat and go. But yeah from now until they get to orbit they need to hold it or shit their pants

>> No.11719862

>>11719833
based!

>> No.11719863

>>11719835
Trump is going to call whatever faggot bureaucrat is in charge of that decision and tell him to launch it or be fired.

>> No.11719864
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>>11719833
Based.

>> No.11719865

>>11719833
blessed Elon post

>> No.11719866

>>11719832

He said a while back he unfortunately will not be able to see the launch because reasons.

>> No.11719868
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11719868

>>11719816

'ate boing
'ate nasa
'ate vigin,(lmao virgin)

luv me elon
luv me space x

simple as

>> No.11719869
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11719869

>>11719049
/sp/ is GO

>> No.11719871

MUSK IN THE HOUSE

>> No.11719872

>>11719832
HULLO is mission control, obviously

>> No.11719873

>glasses
I thought bad eyesight would disqualfy you

>> No.11719874

>that power stance

>> No.11719875

DR PAVEL

IM NASA

>> No.11719876

Does anyone else get weirdly emotional about spaceflight? I always cry when I watch a spaceflight documentary.
It's like the only time that I get any strong emotion

>> No.11719877
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11719877

What watch is this?

>> No.11719878

>>11719873
why

>> No.11719879

The meme lord appears.

>> No.11719880

>>11718712
The mask of possibilities will be needed.

>> No.11719882

>>11719828
thank you

>> No.11719883

DR. PAVEL, I'M MUSK

>> No.11719884

>Elon with the fucking CIA stance

>> No.11719885
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11719885

Does the Dragon look more or less comfy than the Soyuz?

>> No.11719886

>>11719833
blessed dubs

>> No.11719887

LORD MUSK

>> No.11719888

>power stances

>> No.11719890

THE CHAD ELON POSTURE

>> No.11719891
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11719891

>>11719818
>>11719824
WHAT THE FUCK MY TEACHERS ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT YOU NEEDED 20/20 VISION TO BE AN ASTRONAUT. ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THAT I LITERALLY THREW MY SPACE CAREER TO THE TRASH FOR A LIE?

>> No.11719889

>that Elon power stance
how can someone learn this skill?

>> No.11719893

>you don't get to bring friends

>> No.11719894

LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
>LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
>LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
>LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED
>LAUNCH WAS JUST POSTPONED

>> No.11719895
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11719895

wow thank goodness this stream has so many women and minorities

>> No.11719892

>>11719873
On selection maybe, but he's been an astronaut for like 20 years.

>> No.11719897
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11719897

>>11719833
Based and checked

>> No.11719896
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11719896

So umm Boeing is uhmm Bee Tee Eph Owh am I right? ha ha

>> No.11719898
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11719898

>IM CIA

>> No.11719899
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11719899

>> No.11719900

>>11719859
>Not only he will bring space exploration to mankind
>he makes christcucks seethe
Eternally based, Elon.

>> No.11719901

>>11719833
Based

>> No.11719902

MR MUSK

>> No.11719903
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11719903

What the fuck is this stance?

>> No.11719904
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11719904

mogged

>> No.11719905

What if they already need a shit?

>> No.11719906
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11719906

TITAN

>> No.11719907

Did they seriously choose an astronaut that doesn't have 20/20 vision?

What if his glasses come off?

>> No.11719908

>>11719873
Only eyesight that can't be corrected with corrective lens.

>> No.11719909

>be tech billionaire
>can't afford to tailor your suit pants

>> No.11719910

>AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS ON AMERICAN ROCKETS FROM AMERICAN SOIL

he's about to say it

>> No.11719911

>>11719833
Mah all the gods, furious strong

>> No.11719912
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11719912

What's he contemplating?

>> No.11719913

>>11719883
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH THE SPACE AGENCY LISTS ME MY MEMES AND MR MUSK HERE

>> No.11719914
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11719914

Why is he already dressed for a funeral?

>> No.11719915

>>11719110
The US is the only country on Earth that taxes citizens if they're not actually living there

>> No.11719916
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11719916

>>11719833

>> No.11719917

>>11719835
The Jews are manipulating the weather again to prevent this launch from happening.

>> No.11719918

That interview set up is ridiculous.

>> No.11719920

>>11719049
/3/ is go

>> No.11719919
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11719919

>>11719779
kek imagine posting on 4chan from this thing

>> No.11719921

>>11719819
I like him and buy from amazon as much as i can for accelerationist purposes.
I want him to own all the shipping companies, and then all the manufacturing companies. Amazon will become everything, all will work for amazon, everything will be bought from amazon, amazon will produce everything.
The totality of all human production and logistical needs will be handled by the internal planning of the company.
Then capitalism will be complete

>> No.11719923
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11719923

kino

>> No.11719922
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11719922

>>11719863
He fucking better.

>> No.11719924
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11719924

>my feet hurt
>the mic is too loud
>I just wanna be home playing videogames

>> No.11719926
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11719926

What a chad.

>> No.11719925

>>11719860
Well without any sort of PhD or MS you'll be limited in your career options, obviously. I know many people here at JPL with just a MS that are important team leaders and they got there because they just know their shit. SpaceX likely has a similar philosophy.

>> No.11719927
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11719927

>>11719833
checked!

>> No.11719929

>>11719891
Make them tell you no, anon.

>> No.11719930

I TEST
I FLY
I TEST AGAIN

>> No.11719931

this launch has got to big to be stopped, the potus is on his way, this is happening.

>> No.11719932

>>11719885
less cramped than russian

>> No.11719933

>>11719914
It's for Boeing's funeral.

>> No.11719934

>>11719885
More comfy desu, a lot more space in the seats

>> No.11719935

>>11719823
>>11719861
thanks guys

>> No.11719936

>completely fucking random camera quality between vehicles, rooms, even different angles in the same fucking set

>> No.11719937

>>11719891
...
if you would've joined the airforce you would have gotten free lasik too.

>> No.11719938

>>11719903
C I A

>> No.11719939

>>11719930
WITNESS ME

>> No.11719940

>>11719885
A lot less claustrophobic, that's certain.

>> No.11719941

This reporter is so douchey.

>> No.11719943
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11719943

>>11719722
>>11719721
>>11719715
>>11719712
>>11719705
>>11719703
>>11719695
>>11719692
>>11719685
>>11719676
>>11719673
>>11719671
>>11719664
>>11719661
Well if he doesn't join me later then I will spend the evening (here in Europe) hanging out with you guys. I'm sure it's gonna be comfy, I got some hazelnut flavored vodka.

>> No.11719942

>>11719923
it's not going to happen, is it?

>> No.11719944

>>11719879
>Uuh I uhh well you uhhh
>Rocket uhh good thanks

>> No.11719947

>>11719912
If differing alien biology would make fugging them a problem.

>> No.11719948
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11719948

>quietly looks on in absolute disgust

>> No.11719949

Elon prime meme material as always.

>> No.11719950

>>11719898
>that dude on the left with light brown/yellow shoes

Ewwww. Have some style and don't look like a nigger.

>> No.11719951

brit/pol is go

>> No.11719952

>>11719914
>I'm in charge here

>> No.11719953

>>11719933
kek, good one

>> No.11719954

>>11719924
>implying he doesn't want to be in the control room

>> No.11719955

>>11719924
>>11719926
arms crossed = defensive / feels threatened

>> No.11719956
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11719956

>>11719802
Sausage rolls on Mars in wa lifetyme

>> No.11719958

>>11719849
Yeah I did eat at the cafeteria a lot and it was shit, and one of my coworkers was a basedboy who unironically started yelling at me in the cafeteria because I said we should secure our southern borders. Were you there Summer of 2016? I agree with you I'd never leave my 40 hr/week government job to work for SpaceX

>> No.11719957

I AM THE SPACE

U
S
A

U
S
A

>> No.11719959
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11719959

You'd think a guy like Elon could afford to buy suits that fit.

>> No.11719960

>>11719903
12 year old boy

>> No.11719961
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11719961

my space waifu

>> No.11719963

>>11719924
>I just wanna be at boca chica checking out welds

>> No.11719962

>>11719948
TFW you remember you live on earth

>> No.11719964

Imagine hving such an ugly fucking mortician suit with a beer belly and poorly fitted and wearing those gay fucking boots

JUST IMAGINE A BILLIONAIRE DRESSING UP LIKE THAT AHAAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.11719965

>>11719944
No way.

>> No.11719966

>>11719923
sauce?

>> No.11719967

>>11719925
Thanks spacebro !

>> No.11719968

DRUGS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

>> No.11719970

>>11719652
He does know that there are thousands of different people that work at SpaceX, right?
All Elon does is smile and do interviews.

>> No.11719969

>>11719906
TOKUSENTAI
TOKUSENTAI
TOKUSENTAI

>> No.11719971

>>11719948
he's trying to not shit his pants out

>> No.11719972

>>11719926
YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>> No.11719974

>>11714767
Elon musk is such a Chad.

>> No.11719975

>>11719959
He's wearing a bullet proof vest because he knows there's a good chance chink spies will try to take him out

>> No.11719976

>>11719972
FOR NASA

>> No.11719977

>>11719765
Launch is in 3 hours. Capsule has a shitter once they are in orbit.

>> No.11719978

>>11719961
>we want the female and minorities crowd

>> No.11719979

>>11719959
I think he just likes the old school "way too big suit" aesthetic just like reviewbrah

>> No.11719980

has elon got fat?

>> No.11719981

>>11719904
I'm NASA

>> No.11719982

>>11719948
to be fair if this thing crashes and the astronauts die, he will essentially die as well.

>> No.11719984

>>11719926
Jesus he's a fatty.

>> No.11719985

>>134421222

>> No.11719986

>>11719959
he is homeless after all

>> No.11719987

>>11719943
Post cunny

>> No.11719988
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11719988

How did he do it?
How can I even get close to that level of productivity.

>> No.11719989

>>11719959
He looks like Putin or Lukashenko

>> No.11719990

>>11719912
"oh fuck i wonder if my girlfriend finished up her satanic ritual right now before they launch"

>> No.11719991

>>11719948
>yfw Tesla stock is too high

>> No.11719992
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11719992

>fully touchscreen controls
isn't this dangerous? aren't there additional failure modes with a touchscreen interface?

>> No.11719994

>>11719966
https://twitter.com/scriptunasphoto/status/1265704718178963456

>> No.11719995

>>11719961
>she will never broadcast your flight to the ISS
It hurts

>> No.11719996

>>11719970
Elon's the head engineer. That's really it tho desu

>> No.11719997

penis

>> No.11719998
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11719998

SPACE BELONGS TO ME

>> No.11719999

>>11719988
why is his pants so fucking long

>> No.11720000

>>11719971
imagine if it goes wrong he will have to say sorry to the astronauts families

>> No.11720001

>>11719959
have we ever seen elon in a suit before?

>> No.11720002

Anons I'm so happy this shit is happening finally

>> No.11720003
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>>11719925
Not him but I have a question.
Do you know if JPL at Caltech offers PhD positions? I can't seem to find any sort of page listing them.
Also do your undergrad grades mean anything when applying for a PhD. I have a perfect GPA on my grad so far but my undergrad GPA was bad

>> No.11720004

>>11719988
Have dreams. Be bold. Smoke weed on live television.

>> No.11720005

>>11719992
they have an entire panel below the touchscreen with physical buttons for the really important shit

>> No.11720006

>>11719992
>Captcha fails during ascent

>> No.11720008

>>11719955
can't blame him to feel stressed with so much at stake

>> No.11720010

Wtf we talkin' about stem cells now

>> No.11720009

>>11719994
thanks

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>>11719833

>> No.11720012

>>11719992
What makes it any more dangerous than analog controls? If anything, its probably less complex

>> No.11720013

>>11719926
>those boots
Fucking lol

>> No.11720014

>>11719988
>Be a computer enthusiast at the start of the dot com boom
>Latch onto one of the winners
>Cash out ATH

>> No.11720015

>>11719988
Do drugs

>> No.11720016

>>11719992
all of the core functionality has secondary hard wired physical buttons below the screens.

>> No.11720017

Organs printed in 3D!!!!!!

>> No.11720018

>>11719992
The controls are basically pilot placebo at this point

>> No.11720019

>>11719958
A year before that. GRC compared to JPL is pretty insane, as in GRC is so fucking slow and inefficient. That's where I learned the danger of bureaucracy. It took me 2 months (2/3 of my internship) before I had a fucking monitor at my desk. They also paid me like $6000 for the summer, lmao. At least busting nuts in stupid midwestern whores with ease because I put my education/job in my tinder bio was pretty comfy. Fingered a girl I met at cedar point on that stupid ninja ride.

>> No.11720020

>>11719948
>You will not have to use the Speech prepared for Failure
>You will not have to use the Speech prepared for Failure
>You will not have to use the Speech prepared for Failure
>You will not have to use the Speech prepared for Failure

>> No.11720021

>>11720006
kek

>> No.11720022
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11720022

HOUSTON, WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM
I HEAR A FAINT HISSING NOISE
WE WAIT FOR YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
OVER

>> No.11720023

five minutes until hatch closing

>> No.11720024

Hatch closure soon

>> No.11720025

>>11719992
THEY HAVE HARD WIRED BUTTONS FOR EVERYTHING IMPORTANT BELOW THE SCREENS

>> No.11720026

>>11719988
>mom said it was my turn to fly the spaceship

>> No.11720028

Modern day captain of industry

>>11719948
>Mars is MINE

>> No.11720029

>>11719992
its more or less is the same if you have mechanical controls

>> No.11720032

>>11719988
just do things and stop posting on 4channel

>> No.11720033

>>11719959
Bridenstine's is any better.

>> No.11720034

>>11719988
A lot of different drugs, mans working literally 23 hours a day on average.

>> No.11720035

>advanced materials you can only create in space like Gundams

>> No.11720036

>>11718982
Token

>> No.11720037
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11720037

Absolute power stance

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>> No.11720039

>>11720022
even SLS kneels to falcon
BASED

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11720040

>stem cells
>plugsuits
WE /EVA/ NOW???

>> No.11720041

>elon stuttering

>> No.11720042

>>11719924
*fucking Grimes

>> No.11720043

>>11720010
This is probably my favorite part of Jim being NASA director. He understands the business and opportunities space can enable, as well as understanding how to leverage them to drive more interest and funding in space travel.

>> No.11720044

>>11720022
Just some liquid hydrogen boil-off. Top it off and it'll be fine.

>> No.11720045

NUKE
MARS

>> No.11720046

>>11719992
OH HERE BOB YOU DROPPED YOUR COFFEE
>pokes "ship blows up" button

>> No.11720047

>>11719988
just have money, he doesn't do shit himself

>> No.11720048
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>> No.11720049

>>11720020
underrated

>> No.11720050

Do they have a joystick incase they have to manually fly it home?

>> No.11720051

>>11720038
my sides

>> No.11720052

>ywn shitpost on /sci/ in a dragon

>> No.11720053

>>11714767
Today Roskosmos and the Russian space program Die.

>> No.11720054

>>11720000
uhm... yes I'm sorry i guess... even if technically the lauch failed for an operator error so you should apologize to me... this is a great setback for me and spacex you know.. also spoopy checked

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11720055

Can't wait for Red Dragon to become a thing.

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11720057

Does Elon have a speech impediment or is that just what a South African accent sounds like

>> No.11720058

Just started watching, what did i miss?

>> No.11720059
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>>11720040
Just post Asuka.

>> No.11720060

https://youtu.be/AE4Zyqny5bw?t=65

>> No.11720061

>asking Musk soft questions and expecting not to get an extremely awkward answer

big mistake there

>> No.11720062

so much shit can go wrong when you're dealing with such complex technology. i know they're all supposed to act professionally but there's no way that at least half of those people aren't shitting their fucking pants in fear.

>> No.11720064

>>11720041
can't imagine how he feels right now desu

>> No.11720066

>>11720050
Yeah they have a dualshock stored in the glove compartment.

>> No.11720067

>>11720055
is he taking Starship to mars or what?

>> No.11720068

Is Elon unironically autistic?

>> No.11720069

>>11720055
Red Dragon was canceled

>> No.11720070

>what will you do if they die, Mr. Musk?

>> No.11720071
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>>11720058
Doctor pavel, I'm elon musk

>> No.11720072

>>11720058
Nothing, countdown until delay.

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11720073

TIGHT IS RIGHT

>> No.11720074

is he fucking high?

>> No.11720075

>>11720057
he has an impediment.

>> No.11720076

>>11720055
>Sending that little fart box on a 3 month trip.
Yeah, you're gonna need something a tad bigger.

>> No.11720077

>>11720058
Capitalism will save the world speech, US anthem.

>> No.11720078

>>11720057
autism

>> No.11720079

>>11720057
He got really fucking high before the astronauts did.

>> No.11720080

>>11720006
>select every square with launch buttons
>skip
>skip
>skip

>> No.11720081

>>11720006
>"fuck its the fading fire hydrants we're dead"

>> No.11720083

>>11720019
Nice yeah GRC was fucking slow but it was a good internship to make you sound cooler than you really are on your resume lol. I spent 2/3 of my day wandering halls and browsing 4chan and the other 1/3 making carbon fiber layups

>> No.11720082

>>11719801
have sex incel

>> No.11720084

>Do you feel that responsibility.
>Yes. I spoke to their families before coming here.

>> No.11720085

>>11720055
it won't

>> No.11720086

>>11720068
you have to be to be this based

>> No.11720087

>>11720057
I think he's really nervous right now. He probably shouldn't have spoken at all.

>> No.11720088

oh no the satanist NASA *NOT A REAL SPACE AGENCY* administrator JUST ANNOUNCED 3D PRINTING OF ORGANS
WE ARE ABSOLUTELY DONE FOR THE THE SATANISTS HAVE WON

>> No.11720089

>>11720006
kek

>> No.11720090

>>11720057
Sperg here, he's basically stuck on which words to use. I talk similarly. It sucks.

>> No.11720091

>>11720068
I would not doubt if he was on the spectrum.

>> No.11720092

>>11720057
Part of it is the accent but I'm sure he's on the spectrum

>> No.11720093

>>11720057
He's fucking autistic.

>> No.11720094

>>11720071
Based

>> No.11720095

>>11719688
If all goes to plan, they won't have to control it at all. If necessary they can do manual docking, and manual control in orbit, but ascent and landing both have to be done programmatically

>> No.11720097

>>11720061
he has autism?

>> No.11720098

>>11720003
I'm not sure what you mean by JPL at caltech. JPL is a standalone entity and is managed by caltech (administratively), but we're about 15 minutes into the mountains away from campus. And yes, we do have many PhD positions but they're generally tightly held for internal transforms/PhD candidates who do a NSTRF (research fellowship with NASA) and plan to work there after graduation. I assume you're applying to a PhD out of a MS then, right? In that case, no, your undergrad grades generally don't count. What's more important are your letters of recommendation (ideally from someone with some research presence) and what research you've actually done. If you have no research done at the end of your MS, or first/second authorships, there's a slim chance you'll get into a decent PhD program

>> No.11720099

>>11720074
Have you never him speak before? He's a stuttering aspie. He gets shit done though.

>> No.11720100

>>11720066
baste

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>Do you feel that responsibility.
>yes i spoke to their families before coming here
literally what did he mean by this

>> No.11720102

>>11720057
He's from the zef side

>> No.11720103

>>11720057
He's just really nervous.

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>>11720071
>head of the penis less sensitive than the shaft

>> No.11720105

>>11720077
>Cringy US anthem

>> No.11720106

WE'RE GOING ON TRIP

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>Elon shitposting while making history

>> No.11720109

>>11720093
lol elon musk might actually be autistic after hearing him answer the space pilot family question

>> No.11720110

>>11720092
everyone is on the spectrum

>> No.11720111

>>11720101
>"I just wanna say good luck, we're all counting on you."

>> No.11720113

Elon is the Steve Jobs of today.

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See how Elon is talking?
That's what you talk like when you take a handful of Benzo's

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Are you allowed to masturbate onboard the the ISS?

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>> No.11720116

>>11720087
>>11720057
To me he seems more clear than usual today, compare this to the recent JRE where he was sometimes unable to say something for 30+ seconds

>> No.11720119

>>11720101
Its means a sloppy job is going to happen.

>> No.11720118

>for humans by humans

HE KEKED

>> No.11720120

>>11720104
yup

>> No.11720121

>>11720101
>I just wanted to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

>> No.11720122

>>11720083
Yup, my mentor was like 80 and I just did 2 hours of work every day copying matlab scripts from idiots online and the rest gaming bitches on tinder and walking around the facility

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11720123

Why is the launch at :33 and not :30?

>> No.11720124

>>11720109
>might
He is autistic.

>> No.11720125

>>11720109
Watch his interviews with Everyday Astronaut. He's very visibly a sperg that loves sperging out about his chosen obsessions.

>> No.11720126

>>11720113
except he's not retarded enough to go on an all-fruit diet

>> No.11720127

Fuck all the bitches that says they love musk
but when they smell mine they always gag
Posers.

>> No.11720128

>>11720113
You fucking wish, iToddler.

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>>11720057
Speech impediment, nothing to do with the accent.

t. South African

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>>11720067
He is, but I can see Red Dragon being an IRL attack ball or something that serves as additional transport for Mars colonization.

>> No.11720131

>>11720113
Except musk is actually doing shit.

>> No.11720132

JEFF BEZOS BTFO FUCK HIM

>> No.11720133

>>11720123
Thats when ISS aligns with the launch

>> No.11720134

SAY THE LINE JIM

AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS
AMERICAN ROCKETS
AMERICAN SOIL

>> No.11720135

>>11720102
BOOM LAKA BOOM

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11720136

>By humans for humans
Is he an alien?

>> No.11720137

>>11720115
I would marry her regardless of her personality.

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>>11720022
THATS IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH BOING, IM CALLING ELON, DR MATTIAS, AIM THE HUBBLE TO CRASH LAND DIRECTLY ON SHELBYS POSITION.

>> No.11720139

>>11720113
More like the Howard Hughes

>> No.11720140

HATCH CLOSED
WE'RE IN THE END GAME

>>11720123
The space station doesn't yield to dragons

>> No.11720141

>>11720113

HAHA

no.

>> No.11720143

>>11720123
the launch time depends on the ISS' orbit
you have to launch when it's orbit is lined up with the launch site

>> No.11720144

>>11720123
Because it's instantaneous launch window.

>> No.11720145

CREW CAPSULE OFFICIALLY CLOSED LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.11720147

>>11720123
You know why...

>> No.11720148

>>11720133
ok thanks Im retarded

>> No.11720150

>>11720123
Most optimal time to get to the space station

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>>11720114
bros, if heather harmon from ideepthroat can come back, can tawnee stone come back?

>> No.11720153

>>11720115
only if you catch it, even if you sweat you can piss off other astronauts because sweat doesnt leave your skin but launches when you move suddenly (like it pools on top of your head)

>> No.11720154

JIM IS TALKING ABOUT TOP GUN FUCK YES

>> No.11720155

>Tom Cruise in ISS CONFIRMED
HOLY SHIT

>> No.11720156

HATCH IS CLOSED

>> No.11720157

Wait I thought they were just fucking around with Cruise going to the ISS
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?

>> No.11720158

arghhh i was born to early

>> No.11720159

>>11720115
This is an S class woman.

Jesus Christ those milkers are the size of watermelons.

>> No.11720160

>Tom Cruise in ISS

>> No.11720161

>>11720123
for the digits

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11720162

>we're taking this model to the moon and even on to Mars
SLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.11720163

>>11720114
So apparently being a sperg is your body internally producing said narcotics.

>> No.11720164

>>11719652
Post bobs sweaty

>> No.11720165

JIM SIMPS ELON

>> No.11720167

>many elon musks
glorious future

>> No.11720168
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>>11720151
we can only hope

>> No.11720169

>we need a new generation of many autists

>> No.11720170

Based suid afrikaaner Elon Musk
Ons vir jou

>> No.11720171

>>11720167
Has science gone too far?

>> No.11720172

>>11720157
Yes. They're serious.

>> No.11720173

Do we need more Elon Musks?

>> No.11720174

Why the fuck am I so nervous guys

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>>11720118
Eat shit aliens

>> No.11720176

>>11720129
Wish he'd speak Afrikaans.

>> No.11720177

>it's gonna be super cool
The Tom Cruise deal is basically confirmed already.

>> No.11720178

>>11720115
people would kill for this.

>> No.11720179

How long till lift off ?

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>Tornado warnings a few miles from launch site
It's not happening today bros

>> No.11720181

AEIOU

>> No.11720182

>>11720131
He is doing the same shit as Jobs. Managing people. Difference is, Jobs was better at that.

>> No.11720183

why doesn't tom cruise shoot his movie on one of his space dc-8?

>> No.11720184

Is Elon on drugs?

>> No.11720185

>>11720173
We need a new generation of Elon Musks

>> No.11720186

>>11720179
2hrs

>> No.11720188

Holy shit they are really going to send tom cruise to space

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>> No.11720190

>>11714767
>Tom cruise
Cringe

>> No.11720191

>Moon Base Alpha
AEIOU

>> No.11720192

>Moonbase Alpha
AEIOU
AEIOU

>> No.11720193

based elongated muskrat

>> No.11720194

Moonbase alpha lol

>> No.11720195

>we need more autists
Well you got that on lock with mandatory vaccines

>> No.11720196

>inb4 weather scrub and the hype dies down

>> No.11720199

FOOTBALL

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>>11720118
>fuck off space niggers
>you can crash on the moon if you'd like

>> No.11720200

JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN

>> No.11720201
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>>11719049
/vg/ /int/ here

>> No.11720202

>>11720179
2 hrs bit if dubs it will be delayed due to weahter

>> No.11720203
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MOONBASE ALPHA

>> No.11720204

JOHN MADDEN

>> No.11720205
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11720205

elon is always a sperg, but with lives on the line he's at defon 2

>> No.11720206

>>11720180
STFU
STFU
STFU
STFU
STFU
STFU

>> No.11720207

this looks like the scene from thief when then burn through the safe

>> No.11720208

>>11720181
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11720209

>>11720180
This is to big to stop now, we are GO

>> No.11720210

>>11720182
Managing people that are doing what? Making shitty unix rips offs?

>> No.11720211

>>11720181
JOHN MADDEN

>> No.11720212

HATCH CLOSED

>> No.11720214

>like Moonbase Alpha

the fucking VIDEO game, this autist is blabbering that he wants real life to be like a video game

fucking kek at least mention a fun game like space station 13

>> No.11720213

HATCH IS CLOSED

>> No.11720216

Ninjas are still hard at work.

>> No.11720217

>>11719833
>33
CHECKED HOLY SHIT

>> No.11720218

picturing tom cruise doing pumping arm power runs around NASA launch platform

>> No.11720219

FOOTBALL

>> No.11720221

>>11720201
based Azur chad

>> No.11720222
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11720222

Hey my fellow uuh 4channers that elon guy is a real umm cutie, right? He's hot.

>> No.11720223

>>11720180
FUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.11720225

>>11720211
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAY

>> No.11720226

>>11720180
NO SHIT

>> No.11720227

You think one of them has wet his diaper already?

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>>11714767
Nice and tight frens

>> No.11720229
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MOONBASE ALPHA

>> No.11720230

>>11720202
if dubs elon will sacrifice himself to clear the weather

>> No.11720231

>>11720195
Just make them the smart kind not the furfag kind
I'm serious when I say this. I almost fell into the latter category as a child because my parents didn't guard what I'd watch online. Fucking hell.

>> No.11720232

>>11719833
oooohhh

>> No.11720234

[:dv gv 70][aa<999,9999>]AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU
[:np]

>> No.11720235

>>11720180
WE'RE GONNA LAUNCH THROUGH THE FUCKING TORNADO ANON

>> No.11720236

they flood the capsule with water to check for leaks

>> No.11720237

NINJAS SABOTAGING CREW CAPSULE

>> No.11720238

>>11720227
Don't they have piss tubes?

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Is this peak autism?

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>>11720180
noooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.11720242

>>11720188
>the strength if the American propaganda arm

>> No.11720243

kino astronaut story

>> No.11720244

>>11720201
based Azur reporting for /co/

>> No.11720245

Look out! Here comes another Chinese earthquake! ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>> No.11720246
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MoonBASED alpha

>> No.11720247

>>11720227
that would suck haha

>> No.11720250

>Doug coughing after his kid touched him in the car

yikes

>> No.11720251

>>11720229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdRYthkSwvI

>> No.11720254

>>11720210
Doesn't matter. Elon doesn't do shit.

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>this will soon be real
Fucking kino.

>> No.11720258

thread theme
https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

>> No.11720259

>Windows 10

>> No.11720260

Operating touchscreens with gloves must be shit though, no haptic feedback.

>> No.11720261
File: 156 KB, 1280x720, zhuge liang weather ritual.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720261

>>11720230
Meanwhile at SpaceX headquarters

>> No.11720263

Will it even happen today?

Weather doesnt look ideal according to the METAR for Kennedy

>> No.11720265

>>11720239
no, günter wendt was peak autism

>> No.11720266

fucking commies don't appreciate how much balls and responsibility it takes to run a successful company. they all imagine CEOs just sit on their asses smoking cigars and "exploiting" people

look at Musk right now, his body language and everything. if people die tonight, he'll be the one everyone will jump on demanding answers

>> No.11720267

>>11720115
>wavy hair
>huge tits
muh dick

>> No.11720269
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11720269

>>11720254

>> No.11720270

DANGERR ZONNEE

>> No.11720271

do they not have any windows?

>> No.11720272

>WINBLOWS 10

theyre gonna die. oh no.

>> No.11720273

>>11720201
/fit/ here for the LIFToff

>> No.11720274

aeiou?

>> No.11720275

>>11720258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKWbpSNkmk

>> No.11720277

>>11720254
He is the chief engineer, retard.

>> No.11720278

>>11720260
the display indicates a little circle where it sensed the poke

>> No.11720280
File: 68 KB, 960x540, Crew Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720280

>> No.11720281

>>11720260
the seat buzzes to confirm received input

>> No.11720283

What OS does the Dragon use?

>> No.11720284

>>11720260
It's not bad on a big screen.

>> No.11720286
File: 1.73 MB, 1920x1080, VRChat_1920x1080_2020-05-27_13-35-37.241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720286

brb docking the dragon

>> No.11720287

WEATHER ERODING

>> No.11720288

WEATHER IS LOOKING GOOD

>> No.11720289

ITS ERODING


WERE TAKING OFF

>> No.11720290

>>11720235
The eye of the tornado will line up with the launch pad

>> No.11720292

>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING
>CELL OVER ORLANDO ERODING
HAPPENING

>> No.11720293

>>11720283
gentoo

>> No.11720294

>>11720283
Embedded Linux.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/321788741_Current_use_of_linux_in_spacecraft_flight_software

>> No.11720295

>>11720261
Based /eagg/chad but Zhuge Liang was still a hack tho

>> No.11720296

STORM ERODING

>> No.11720298

>>11720266
fuck commies ofcourse but dont forget our niggas korolyev and gagarin

>> No.11720299

https://twitter.com/HoverSlamPhoto/status/1265706625630982149?s=20

>> No.11720300

>>11720275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uLT_EIJjs
AEIOU

>> No.11720301

>>11720283
TempleOS

>> No.11720302

>>11720254

You do realize he's one of the main engineers on the raptor engines right?

>> No.11720303

>that panel IPS glow

>> No.11720304

I hope Roscosmos director will kill himself after this launch.
Russia don't deserve to be a spacefaring nation.

>> No.11720305

Storms moving offshore, cell over Orlando decaying.

>> No.11720306

>>11720251
based

>> No.11720308

>cell eroding
It's happening boys.

>> No.11720309

>>11720231
>implying you are not a furfag

>> No.11720310
File: 70 KB, 640x640, excited_grape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720310

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11720311

NO ISSUES WITH ROCKET
WEATHER MOVING OFFSHORE
ORLANDO CELL ERODING
HAPPENING

>> No.11720312

GOOD NEWS ON THE WEATHER

>> No.11720313

>CURRENTLY ERODING
CURRENTLY ERODING
>CURRENTLY ERODING
CURRENTLY ERODING

>> No.11720314

We're going to go, motherfuckers.

>> No.11720315

>>11720269
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Elon.

>> No.11720316

>>11720280
fuckin lewd

>> No.11720317

>>11720283
Linux. C++. Musk says he likes hiring game designers since they know how to program with hardware limitations

>> No.11720318

>>11720266
Yes. He sits around taking all the glory and the only risk is that if things go too bad, which of course he has no control over since he doesnt actually do any of the work, he wont be able to continue living on the exploited labor of others, and might have to actually start working himself. This is the 'risk' capitalists speak of, the risk of becoming like a normal person. A horrible fate they can not stand the thought of.

>> No.11720319

WEATHER IS GO(with a slight deviation)

>> No.11720320

>>11720286
godspeed

>> No.11720322

>keep you posted

>> No.11720324

>>11719833
>>11719833
>>11719833
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
>weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding
weather moving offshore, next weather band is eroding


HAPPENING

>> No.11720323

>>11720283
Yotsuba

>> No.11720325

>>11719833
>>11720217
holy fuck weather is clearing

>> No.11720326

WEATHER LOOKING BAD, MOVING IN FROM OFFSHORE, ORLANDO CELL GROWING STRONGER
TORNADO TOUCHED DOWN

>> No.11720327
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11720327

>we're ready

>> No.11720328
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11720328

>>11720273
>PFFFWWWOOOOOOSSSSHH

>> No.11720330

Cocks out boys, lets all cum at the same time

>> No.11720331

we launch regardless of projected success rate

>> No.11720332

GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11720333

What's the ETA?

>> No.11720334

>>11720283
>>11720301

>> No.11720335

>>11719948
I don't even know how this guy manage the pressure and the stress
If this fails horribly, it's game over for him

>> No.11720336
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11720336

>>11720280
>posting a render

>> No.11720337

>>11720273
>549,054 kg deadlift to the ISS

>> No.11720338

>>11720022
Launch towers are supposed to be disposable. This is working as intended.

>> No.11720339
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11720339

SAY THANK YOU TO THIS MAN

>> No.11720340

>>11720309
I almost turned into one, but I escaped. Turned into a robosexual instead lol

>> No.11720341

>tfw wanna work for spacex
>knocking out my convex optimization homework with a fucking passion alongside this stream

soon bros

>> No.11720342

HATCH CLOSURE

>> No.11720343

>>11720231
>Just make them the smart kind not the furfag kind
>inb4 Space Wolves

>> No.11720344

>>11720181
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

>> No.11720345

>>11720283
Arch Linux

Elon just ran pacman -Syu and is rewriting his xorg.conf as we speak

>> No.11720346
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11720346

Save up kino gifs for the launch, lads!

>> No.11720347

>>11720283
real non meme answer: risk OS

>> No.11720348
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11720348

>>11720333
>333
4:33pm Eastern checkem time

>> No.11720349

SCRUBFAGS BTFO

>> No.11720350

I LIVE IN ORLANDO
FUCK CLOUDS
FUCK RAIN
ERODE AWAY

>> No.11720351
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11720351

/sci/ftv here, thoughts on the upcoming launch?

>> No.11720352
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11720352

>>11720333
1 hour 55 minutes

>> No.11720353

Why can't rockets launch in a little bit of rain?

>> No.11720354

1 BONG 55 BINGS UNTIL LAUNCH LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.11720356

>>11720333
Close to 2 hours

>> No.11720355

>>11720281
>>11720278
That is pretty cool. I've seen laptop manufacturers trying gimmicks like big touch panel instead of a keyboard and those models always end up in a landfill because you can't be sure of your input other than visually.

>> No.11720357
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11720357

God imagine being in that capsule. They swing the door closed and seal you in, and you're one with the ship. Spooky

>> No.11720358

Halfway though my bottle of wine.
Sandwiches are made.
Feelin' good

>> No.11720359
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11720359

What will China claim as the reason the launch failed if it delays due to weather?

>> No.11720360

WOW https://twitter.com/HoverSlamPhoto/status/1265706625630982149?s=20

>> No.11720361

>>11720317
>hiring video game neckbeards that design things for children
oh fuck we're screwed

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11720362

HOLY FUCK MY HEART IS BEATING HARD

>> No.11720363

If they wanted to can falcon 9 reach the moon and do a flypass?

>> No.11720364
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11720364

>>11720339
DANKE TRUMP-SAMA

>> No.11720365
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11720365

>eroding
Bob and Doug are gonna TAKE OFF!

>> No.11720367

>>11720301
Based and King Terry - pilled

>> No.11720368
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11720368

GET READY NIGGAS
AMERICA'S ABOUT TO BE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN MUTTS AFTER NEARLY A DECADE

>> No.11720369

>>11720353
They don't want to have to fish a capsule out of the water in a storm in case of abort.

>> No.11720371

>>11720353
It's not the rain, it's the wind

>> No.11720373

LOUD 'N CLEAR

>> No.11720372

>>11720359
Speaking of, does anyone have a link to Chinese coverage?

>> No.11720374

Is trump not gonna pop in and wish the astronauts good luck?

>> No.11720375

>>11720363
No

>> No.11720376

>>11720041
He was actually more concise than usual.

>> No.11720378

>>11720113
The dragon capsule is a giant ipod with touchscreens.
Elon is a snake oil merchant.

>> No.11720379

>>11720345
he is actually doing emerge -u on his DragonOS packages as we speak

>> No.11720380

>>11720353
I think the big problem is water landing recovery conditions in the event of an abort.

>> No.11720381

>>11720357
Part of the crew part of the ship
Part of the crew part of the ship

>> No.11720382

>>11720353
Saturn and Soyuz could, but Nasa became pussies since the shuttle was dangerous enough even with good weather and they haven't grown out of it yet.

>> No.11720384
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11720384

>>11720339
THANK YOU ORANGE MAN

>> No.11720386

Fucking CLOUDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11720385

>>11720351
ITS TIME TO GO

>> No.11720387
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11720387

>>11720336
The shot of the dragon drifting away from the ISS after undocking was absolute space-kino

>> No.11720388
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11720388

>>11720360
NIce.

>> No.11720389

>>11720374
hes too busy pleasing israel

>> No.11720390

Hoping for a cancellation and SpaceX bankruptcy.
Also, what are the black suits looking at at the right side there?

>> No.11720391

>>11720355
the seat buzzing was just trolling btw don't go out there telling others that shit seriously anon

>> No.11720392
File: 1.11 MB, 950x619, kennedy space center.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720392

>> No.11720393

>>11720037
Oh, you're approaching me?

>> No.11720394

Combined SpaceX and NASA streams are already 1million+ viewers

>> No.11720395

>>11720373
CUM CHECK

>> No.11720397

FUEL PRESSURE NOT HOLDING
>WE ARE NO GO FOR LAUNCH
FUEL PRESSURE NOT HOLDING
>WE ARE NO GO FOR LAUNCH
FUEL PRESSURE NOT HOLDING
>WE ARE NO GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11720398

>>11720339
But it was Obama who initiated CCP

>> No.11720399

>>11720353
They can, but NASA has tight weather conditions after they killed a bunch of people on the shuttle by flying during conditions that they weren't rated for.

>> No.11720400
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11720400

>>11720360
Fuck you Gaia, you can't hold us back any longer. We're going to leave mother earth's basement once and for all.

>> No.11720401

>>11720374
trump is on board the capsule, he's going to announce The Storm from the safety of orbit

>> No.11720402
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11720402

What are his thoughts?

>> No.11720404

>>11720351
I'M EXCITED, WOBBIE!

>> No.11720405

>not waiting for hurricanes to form so you can launch up through the eye

>> No.11720406

>>11720271
They have ten.

>> No.11720407

>>11720351
THEY NEED TO LAUNCH ALREADY WOBBIE

>> No.11720409

Are we all watching the official NASA stream?

>> No.11720410
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11720410

I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.

>> No.11720411

no 10-4?

>> No.11720412

>>11720379
Ah yes, as is typical of Linux users he has done his daily distro hop

>> No.11720413

Watching the future of space travel in 720p.

>> No.11720414
File: 179 KB, 900x900, awoo space force.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11720414

>>11720339
THANK YOU TRUMP

>> No.11720415

>>11720372
Why would the Chicoms cover an event that makes them look bad?

>> No.11720416

>>11720339
This was literally because of Obama.

>> No.11720417

>>11720399
Not quite. The weather to launch was good but they failed to take into account the effect on hardware prior to launch.

>> No.11720418

>>11720387
got a link for a video?

>> No.11720419

Are they going to land this falcon?

>> No.11720420
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11720420

It's gettin close.

>> No.11720421

>>11720356
>>11720352
what do the teslanauts do while they wait?

>> No.11720422

>>11720339
Obama was the one who drove commercial crew you fag

>> No.11720423

are things nominal yet?

>> No.11720425

>>11720339
Dankie baie Meneer Trump

>> No.11720426

>>11720402
who cares?

>> No.11720427

>>11720409
there's about half a million watching the NASA stream, and another 400k watching spacex stream.

>> No.11720429

>>11720372
There is some restreams on bilibili but that about it

>> No.11720430

>>11720339
DANKE ORANGE MAN

>> No.11720431
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11720431

>>11719049

/bleep/ reporting GO, brought some chunes with me and made a portal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WakcsQ9aCYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb9p_b3Yi7g

>>>/mu/95556753

>> No.11720433

>>11720419
yeah

>> No.11720434

>>11720336
Thanks.
Saved in my cool shit folder

>> No.11720435
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11720435

SSTO ARK SHIPS WHEN????

>> No.11720436

>>11720409
>official
>NASA
The official stream is SPACEX

>> No.11720437
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11720437

>>11720339
Based Trump

>> No.11720438

>>11720397
Rip

>> No.11720439

>>11720418
is askjeeves broken?

>> No.11720440

>>11720409
Which one, the commentated one with the interviews or the straight raw feed from the launch tower?

>> No.11720441

>>11720421
peggle

>> No.11720442

>>11720360
Mother Nature about to get plowed by humanity. Get fucked, Earth.

>> No.11720443 [DELETED] 
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11720443

>using this board all my life since its my only interest
>dumbass alcoholic
>failed college
>bullied all my life for being pretty autistic
>found out my sister has an onlyfans
>on top of that found tranny porn in her search history while i was snooping around one day
>dad is a literal meth head
>mom is a convicted pedo
>lost all connection to family since everythings so fucked up
>spacex falcon 9 made me realize ill never be an astronaut

Tthis is it /sci/, it was nice knowing you, you've always been my favorite board, and you've always kept me company.

>inb4 dont do it
Ive already made up my mind, Im sorry.
>inb4 go for a highscore faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Im not going to ruin anyone else's lives.

Stream link + quick rundown:
https://pastebin.com/T83K7Z5w

Thats all friends, See ya on the other side lads.

>> No.11720446

>>11720409
I'm watching the SpaceX stream, same thing but way less latency

>> No.11720447

>>11720409
I'm watching the Space X stream, it's further ahead than the NASA one

>> No.11720448

>>11720418
https://youtu.be/2tSgej_7KYs?t=69

>> No.11720450
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11720450

>>11720339

>> No.11720451

>>11720419
Yes

>> No.11720455

>>11720409
The SpaceX stream is about a minute ahead of the NASA stream.

>> No.11720456

>>11720427
>not wathcing everydayastronaut

>> No.11720457

>GOOD LEAK CHECK CONFIRMED

>> No.11720458 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
(you)

>> No.11720459

>COMM CHECK
>LEAK CHECK
>COMM CHECK
>LEAK CHECK
>COMM CHECK
>LEAK CHECK
>COMM CHECK
>LEAK CHECK

>> No.11720460

>>11720422
>pinko realizes capitalism is better
Big fucking news, has been happening since Lenin "rediscovered" money

>> No.11720461

>>11720398
It's really not very relevant, Commercial Crew was thought up during the Bush era. There's not really a reason to ascribe it to one president's admin except to try and score points. If it succeeds I'm sure people will try and call it Obama's Commercial Crew program, if it fails they'll try and call it Trump's Commercial Crew program.

>> No.11720462 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
Nigger stop posting this copypasta to shill your shitty discord, please.

>> No.11720463 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
At least finish the stream faggot.

>> No.11720465 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
get some adderall dude

>> No.11720466 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
lame, just retake college

>> No.11720467 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
Why are you gay

>> No.11720469

>>11720057
Musks brain is always overthinking everything. He‘s not good at turning that into words though.
He‘s also too busy to take speech classes.

>> No.11720470 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
God loves you Anon, don't do it!

>> No.11720471

>>11720456
Reddit: The Youtuber

>> No.11720472 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
at least wait until the stream finishes faggot

>> No.11720473
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11720473

Post yfw these are the last hours before the space era

>> No.11720474
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11720474

GUYS EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP


EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP


CANCEL THE LAUNCH THERE ARE HUNGRY OVERBRED NIGS IN AFRICA WHO BE HUNGRY

STOP ALL PROGRESS IMMEDIATELY

>> No.11720476

>>11720318
kys commie, you've most likely never taken responsibility for anything significant, so you have no idea what you're talking about

people need leadership, and people with leadership skills are very rare, that's all there is to it. most people's biggest fear in life is public speaking, think about that for a second

>> No.11720475 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
>found out my sister has an onlyfans
link

>> No.11720477

>>11720436
>>11720440
>>11720446
>>11720447
>>11720455
Thanks guys

>> No.11720478 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
Just fucking move to the Phillipines and bang a bunch of whores or something retard.
You can literally do anything. Become an archeologist.

>> No.11720479

>>11720417
The SRB wasn't rated for flying in cold weather, they never tested it those conditions before launch.

>> No.11720481

>>11720461
>If it succeeds I'm sure people will try and call it Obama's Commercial Crew program, if it fails they'll try and call it Trump's Commercial Crew program.
The opposite.

>> No.11720480

SpaceX stream is several seconds ahead of NASA stream

>> No.11720483

the camera on the top of the tower is getting absolutely swarmed

>> No.11720484

what's all that stuff swirling in front of the camera?

>> No.11720485

the fact that we've had to use the same russian rockets for decades to get to space just shows you how far the west has fallen. then again it also shows the russians were capable of making some good shit.

>> No.11720487

>>11720459
REACTOR ONLINE
SENSORS ONLINE
WEAPONS ONLINE
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

>> No.11720488 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
>not being your sister 1st tipper

>> No.11720489

>>11720363
not with the Dragon vehicle

>> No.11720490

>>11720474
https://youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?t=30

>> No.11720492

>>11720339
Between the establishment of the Space Force and this, Trump will go down as one of the most important US Presidents of all time with regards to space; and he still has 4.5 years to go!

>> No.11720491

>>11720469
>he's an autist

>> No.11720493 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
>t. SEETHING BOEING ENGINEER

>> No.11720494 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
You're body is God's, not yours. Jesus loves you

>> No.11720495

>>11720474
kek get neyneyed

>> No.11720496
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11720496

>>11720474
Elon plz

>> No.11720497

>>11720448
Nice, thank you

>> No.11720499

AIR FORCE ONE

>> No.11720500

>>11720484
ULA drones

>> No.11720501

>>11720101
He will keep their wives happy.

>> No.11720502

Poor Leland, he’s jealous of Crew Dragon lol

>> No.11720503

>AIRFORCE 1

>> No.11720504

AIRFORCE ONE INBOUND

>> No.11720505
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11720505

>> No.11720506
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11720506

Feelin cute might take humanity to Mars

>> No.11720507
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11720507

LET'S GOOOOO

>> No.11720508

TRUMP INBOUND

>> No.11720509

Air force one gonna 9/11 the rocket

>> No.11720510

There he is lads

>> No.11720511

>>11720474
FUCK I'M GONNA SAY IT
N

>> No.11720512

TRUMP LANDING, HAPPENING

>> No.11720514
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11720514

I wonder if the NASA-CSA mission will just look like two dragons kissing
God I can't fucking wait for something as beautiful as this to happen again

>> No.11720513
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11720513

Digits and the rocket explodes on the pad.

>> No.11720516

>[ominous plane sounds]

>> No.11720515
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11720515

>> No.11720517

TRUMP

>> No.11720518 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
I ain't clickin that shit n i g g a

>> No.11720520

>>11720460
all liberals are capitalists
the soviets tried to do a minicapitalist stage since they started with feudalism and things must happen in sequence.

>> No.11720519

>>11720474
Niggers Starve.
Whites go to space.
Sounds good to me

>> No.11720521 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
Link your sister or stfu

>> No.11720522

>SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
>SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
>SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
>SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE
SUDDENLY AIR FORCE ONE

>> No.11720523

ORANGE MAN INCOMING

>> No.11720524

>>11720474
WHITEY GOING TO THE MOON

>> No.11720526

>Trump arriving
lmao

>> No.11720525

>>11720474
and people somehow like plantes

>> No.11720528

>1hr 47 mins
bye

>> No.11720529

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.11720531

>>11720465
There's no age limitations ?

>> No.11720530

LOOK, FELLAS! A BOEING

>> No.11720532

TRUMP HAS ARRIVED

>> No.11720533

>AIR
>FORCE
>ONE

>> No.11720534

Trump finally arriving.
Always fucking late.

>> No.11720535

TRUMP IS THERE

>> No.11720536
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11720536

TRUMP IS IN DA HOUSE

>> No.11720538
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11720538

>>11720474
I fully support leaving earth to the subhumans while we conquer space

EUROPA FOR EUROPEANS

>> No.11720540
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11720540

>>11720511
NOOOO!!!!!

>> No.11720541

>>11719652
what a soiboi

>> No.11720542

POTUS HAS ARRIVED

ATTEN-SHUN!

>> No.11720543
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11720543

SHITLIBS IN SEETHE MODE

>> No.11720545

>>11720499
>>11720503
>>11720504
Link me up bros.

>> No.11720544

How butthurt Trump will be they scrub it?

>> No.11720546

ORANGE MAN HAS ARRIVED

>> No.11720547

FREEDOM

>> No.11720548
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11720548

THE DON

>> No.11720549

MAGA 2020

>> No.11720550

>>11720481
Yes that too, point scoring goes all ways.

>> No.11720551

>Trump has arrived

oh lord

>> No.11720552

Trumpino making a flyby, haha

>> No.11720553

>>11720513
oop we're launching

>> No.11720554
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11720554

TRUMP

>> No.11720555
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11720555

AIR FORCE ONE INCOMING, POTUS IS ALMOST THERE.

>> No.11720556
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11720556

Huntsville, AL (aka Space City, USA) checking in, WOOP WOOP

>> No.11720557

BASED BILL CLINTON

>> No.11720558

NO BRAKES

>> No.11720559

>>11719514
>.308 18 inch barrel
>shorter mags are easier to maneuver inside a helicopter where everything has straps running all over the place
>smaller sight is also easier to maneuver
>too large a sight or too high magnification will just be impossible to keep steady while moving and shaking in a helicopter
all you really need is a clear wide view and a quality reticle and ur gucci

>> No.11720560
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11720560

POTUS on the way

>> No.11720561

>Trump has arrived
cringe

>> No.11720562

>>11720548
haha

>> No.11720564

This is getting meme worthy

>> No.11720565

>>11720474
whitey on de moon.mp3
what a bunch of retards

>> No.11720566

>>11720548
that was a nice shot despite the weather

>> No.11720567

>>11720548
This is kino as fuck, holy shit.

>> No.11720568

>twatter
hahahaha fucking burgers

>> No.11720569
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11720569

HE'S HERE

>> No.11720571

>>11720485
It also shows the Russians got completely cucked by capitalism. Countless US satellites have been lofted on RD-180s.

>>11720550
Indeed.

>> No.11720572

>>11720530
The closest Boing! will ever get to space from now on.

>> No.11720573

fucking shit skins

>> No.11720574

>>11720556
Fellow 'Bama here, YEE YEE

>> No.11720575

>>11720556
Huntsville's nice. My girlfriend lives there. Enjoy your day anon.

>> No.11720577

>>11720548
Most kino image of 2020

>> No.11720576

>>11720545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

>> No.11720578

My peen gets hard to this NASA grill

>> No.11720579

>Bush and Obama never saw a launch

>> No.11720580

SHIT IT'S RAINING

>> No.11720581

>>11720514
Wouldn't it be logical to use Orion?

>> No.11720582
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11720582

>it's fucking raining
it's fucking raining
>it's fucking raining
it's fucking raining
>it's fucking raining
it's fucking raining
>it's fucking raining
it's fucking raining
>it's fucking raining
it's fucking raining

>> No.11720583
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11720583

>> No.11720584

>>11720545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

>> No.11720586

U S A

>> No.11720587

>trumf arrives

I can already hear from here all the lefty screeching

>> No.11720589

UNDER BUDGET & AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

>> No.11720590

>>11720511
>>11720540
NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>> No.11720591

SHE DINDU NUFFIN SHE GONNA LEARN STAWHP HATING SHE A GOOD GIRL

>> No.11720594

I love engagement!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11720595
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11720595

>But Mr. President, we can't fly there, there are tornadoes.

>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SET COURSE FOR KENNEDY

>> No.11720596

>>11720579
Obama definitely saw a launch he was the president during 2011 retard

>> No.11720597

>>11720576
>>11720584
Based thanks.

>> No.11720599
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11720599

>>11719834
Lots of planets got a norf, m8

>> No.11720601

>>11720474
>~1.5 trillion for welfare
>~20 billion for NASA
But it's just not enough, is it? You gotta have that 20 billion so you can have a single sip of malt liquor.

>> No.11720602

>entire commentary team absolutely seething at God Trump

>> No.11720603

Cringe, fucking normies...

>> No.11720604

>Biden will be president when Elon lands on Mars
Weird timeline.

>> No.11720605

Worm is kino

>> No.11720606

>>11720582
Just switch to rain tires lmao

>> No.11720607

why do women care so much about what happens on social media instead of the actual event?
FUCK THIS KIKE WORLD

>> No.11720608

>>11720538
Screw Europa. Titan is the place to be.

>> No.11720609

>>11720594
This

>> No.11720610

>>11720476
people also need plumbers and most people cant tolerate the smell
no need to give disproportionate praise to someone simply employing their aptitudes.

The 'risk' would also be non existent in socialism since the liberal mysticism of divine mandate wouldn't cause a leader who encountered an unfortunate situations to need to fall on his sword to keep the doctrine of 'everything is intent and choice' that liberalism uses to justify property.

>> No.11720611
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11720611

>>11720581
Orions are old tech anon

>> No.11720613

Someone tell me when they launch I want to see an explosion

>> No.11720614

>>11720548
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11720615

>>11720582
I wonder what rain sounds like from inside the capsule

>> No.11720616

Jesus christ fuck off with this shit

>> No.11720617

I wish they had a different stream where they would talk about literally ANYTHING else than social media shit. I get it's really important to catch the attention of the average people but fuck I could not give less of a shit about some instagram whore with planets painted on her face.

>> No.11720618

>>11719614
Awesome

>> No.11720619
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11720619

>>11720548
So much salt in one image. Lefties are triggered by trump. Ruskies are triggered by non-soyuz capsule. Boeing is triggered seeing their own airplane in front of their competitor

>> No.11720620

Amerika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>> No.11720621

>>11720604
I think Biden will be dying by 2024.

>> No.11720623

>>11720613
not today sir

>> No.11720624

>>11720596
nope

>> No.11720625

the science channel is gay as fuck jesus christ

>> No.11720626
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11720626

why is this cringey mutt thot on the stream?
what the fuck now its a nigger and ANOTHER nigger

>> No.11720627

This shit is getting rained off isn't it

>> No.11720628

>>11720617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7W4cwmfcgA

>> No.11720630
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11720630

>>11720582
FUKKK

>> No.11720633

>>11720581
Sure, but that assumes that it's ready by the time america warms up to the chinese/the chinese stop ripping shit meant for space out to go in ICBMs

>> No.11720634

>>11720474
the white mans burden

>> No.11720635

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.11720636

>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
>IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!
IT'S PISSING WITH RAIN!

>> No.11720637

FINAL RAINSHOWER

>> No.11720638

>rain
uh oh

>> No.11720639

TFW NO AWKWARD NASA PAJEET GF

>> No.11720642

It's pouring fuccckkkkkkk.

>> No.11720643

>>11720626
You must be 18 to use 4chan

>> No.11720645

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ
This one has no commentary

>> No.11720646

I'm taking america to space... personally.

>> No.11720647

>It's still raining
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.11720649

reminder that they said this band is moving off and there are still 2 hours till launch

don't panic, stay comfy anons

>> No.11720650

Trump has arrived at the start to see

>> No.11720652

Relax, it'll be gon soon

>> No.11720653

POURING

>> No.11720654

trips and challenger v2: electric boogaloo

>> No.11720655

>"Elon, they've closed the hatch, you can stop hiding now"

>> No.11720656
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11720656

>> No.11720657

THERE HE IS GET HIM OUTTA HERE

>> No.11720658

There's no rain in outta space bros

>> No.11720659
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11720659

Can't wait for pic-related to be launched into space.
>>11720605
Based and Cauldronpilled.

>> No.11720660

>>11720626
they are everywhere its concerning we can't even witness space exploration without oooga booga jiga booo flapping her big lips

>> No.11720661

>>11720634
This is why we're not on Mars yet.
There literally is no other reason.

>> No.11720662

Tornado will help with lifting the rocket.

>> No.11720663
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11720663

we got too fucking cocky muskbros...

>> No.11720664
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11720664

made this in case it actually goes

>> No.11720665
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11720665

Brainlet here, why does the rain matter?

>> No.11720667
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11720667

watching the stream in game

>> No.11720668

can you jerk off in space?

>> No.11720669

>>11720353
Rockets can. Falcon 9 can‘t. It‘s too long and thin.

>> No.11720670

THE RADAR SHOW IT WILL BE CLEAR AFTER

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.11720671

WHERE'S THE SECRET WEATHER CONTROL AMERICAN TECH WHEN YOU NEED IT????

>> No.11720673

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY

>> No.11720675

>>11720619
>Boeing is triggered seeing their own airplane in front of their competitor
CONFIRMED MUSK BUYS CURTISS-WRIGHT TO RESURRECT WRIGHT AERONAUTICAL AND MAKE PLANES

>> No.11720676
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11720676

Falcon 9-chan hopes you're cheering for her!

>> No.11720677

>many people don't realise there's an ISS up there.

Super third worlders aside, what a world.

>> No.11720678
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11720678

>> No.11720679
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11720679

WHY IS IT RAINING THEY SAID IT WAS ERODING THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>> No.11720680

>>11720659
that thing is sick as fuck, they should make shit like this for the commercial market

>> No.11720681
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11720681

Post the normies faces when it gets scrubbed

>> No.11720682

>all those polfag tourists shocked that there are black people at spacex and nasa.

>> No.11720684

>>11720574

r-roll tide?

>>11720575

I'm telling you anons, Huntsville's exploding right now, and the boomer contractor presence here means recession is more difficult. Real estate-anons, get in here and buy houses, you'll make a killing. I truly think this place is becoming another Northern Virginia in 5-10 years. Hipsters and other insufferables are on the rise, but it's part and parcel, I guess

Best of luck with your gf, anon.

>> No.11720685
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11720685

>>11720681

>> No.11720686
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11720686

>

>> No.11720688

>>11720671
>HAARP is Boeing operated

>> No.11720689
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11720689

I hope I live long enough to get a space-grown liver before alcoholism kills me.

>> No.11720690
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11720690

>trusting elon meme with your life

>> No.11720691
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11720691

>> No.11720693

>>11720671
DON'T YOU GET IT
BOEING RUNS THE HAARP SYSTEM
THEY MADE IT RAIN

>> No.11720694

>He's literally my spirit animal
That's kinda cringe lady

>> No.11720695

>>11720571
The russians spent some of their resources trying to improve humanity. They only developed those rockets out of ambition to use them to put a network of solar collecting satellites in orbit that would beam free energy down to the planet for everyone to use.

Now that capitalism, after spending all its resources purely on beating the soviets, has won, its free to end humanity with neoliberalism.

>> No.11720696

>>11720667
>There isn't a VR game where you sit inside the Crew Dragon during ascent

>> No.11720698
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11720698

>>11720673
That's fucking homo
AMERIKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>> No.11720697
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11720697

>>11720671
>HAARP is online?
>Activate eet.

>> No.11720699

>>11720677
I blame flat Earhers.

>> No.11720701

>>11720667
Best seat in the thread

>> No.11720702
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11720702

>>11720680
Do you know what theyre talking about with "commercial market in low earth orbit"?? Are they talking about manufacturing things in LEO?

>> No.11720703

>>11720665
it matters mainly for the areas the capsule can land at in case they abort, rough seas would make recovering the capsule difficult and increase risk to the astronauts. The actual rocket isn’t what’s at risk from some rain or wind, it’s the abort sites.

>> No.11720704

>>11720679
It’s Florida lad

>> No.11720705
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11720705

>>11720676
now draw falcon heavy and make her swole as fuck

>> No.11720706
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11720706

>>11720636
TO THE LAST, I GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT THEE;

>> No.11720708

>>11720682
>BLACKS
>WORKING
LOL

>> No.11720709
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11720709

>>11720676
ganbare!

>> No.11720710

>strapped on top of a 70m long dildo filled with 500 tons of explosives
>scared of a few droplets of water

>> No.11720712

>>11720682
someones gotta do the cleaning

>> No.11720714

>>11720697
what happens if ignore The Call?

>> No.11720715

>>11720682
gotta fill those diversity quotas

>> No.11720716

>>11720682
Every company needs to have diversity hires to prevent getting sued

>> No.11720718

>>11720677
US is third world anon

>> No.11720721
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11720721

crash n burn

>> No.11720722

>>11720676
>>11720709
Can you guys please stop posting pictures of my wife? It's getting pretty creepy desu.

>> No.11720723
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11720723

>All this salt and cope


SPACE ERA HAS BEGUN

>> No.11720724

They are bringing science!

>> No.11720725

What songs we listening to on launch?

>> No.11720726

>>11720705
That's a futa. She even canonically has a daughter with her wife.

>> No.11720727

>>11720705
Based and musclegirlpilled

>> No.11720728
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11720728

SPACE DRUGS YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11720729

>>11720678
lmaoooooooo fuck

>> No.11720730

>>11720698
COCA-COLA
SOMETIMES WAR

>> No.11720731

>>11720702
Yes. Bridenstine mentioned printing human organs in microgravity.

>> No.11720732

>>11720702
YES

>> No.11720733

>>11720682
>atleast i'm not racist
okay schlomo

>> No.11720734

>>11720701
phhsshh I’m eating cheese balls and watching on my 4K tv

>> No.11720735

Weather radar is showing no storm during launch window.

>> No.11720736

>>11720698
cringe and not strengthoftheheartpilled

>> No.11720737

>what are we bringing back from le space station?
>le SCIENCE, BITCH!
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>> No.11720738

>>11720628
Is something supposed to be happening in this stream?

>> No.11720739

>>11720723
AMERIKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>> No.11720740

The sound quality on the NASA livefeed is terrible compared to Space x

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>>11720681

>> No.11720743 [DELETED] 

>>11720680
Yeah, no thank you. That will lead to some lunatic building their own nuke. That thing uses enriched Uranium-235 as fuel.

>> No.11720744 [DELETED] 

>>11720548
disgusting

>> No.11720745 [DELETED] 

>>11720725

Apollo 13
Start at T-6:06
https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU

First Man
Start at T-3:30
https://youtu.be/sr2EnBzyjfc

Interstellar
Start at T-0:45
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8

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>>11720705

>> No.11720748 [DELETED] 

How much you want to bet Trump starts pumping Tesla stock after this?

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Not even american but this makes me really optimistic about the future, it's been so long since west went to space.
Hoping trump makes a good speech and pours money into this shit while spaceX continues to lead the way.

Here's to good launch and new golden age of space exploration

>> No.11720751 [DELETED] 

>>11720709
Dumb falcon-chan forgot to release the payload.

>> No.11720752 [DELETED] 
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THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

>> No.11720754 [DELETED] 

>>11720726
Please stop, i can only get so erect.

>> No.11720755 [DELETED] 

JAXA boys

>> No.11720756 [DELETED] 

I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.11720757 [DELETED] 

Can America clam all of Mars as its own?

>> No.11720758 [DELETED] 

wtf this chick is annoying

>> No.11720759 [DELETED] 

hahahahahah fucking weeb

>> No.11720760 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7nswbxC2jo

>> No.11720762 [DELETED] 

WEEB

>> No.11720765 [DELETED] 

I bet sticky rice is useful in microgravity heheheh

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>> No.11720768 [DELETED] 

>wow that's wonderful

>> No.11720769 [DELETED] 

>>11720731
>>11720732
holy fuck

>> No.11720770 [DELETED] 

WEEBS

>> No.11720771 [DELETED] 

>>11720620
They edited this music video. It used to have a little girl in the middle saying fuck you to donald trump and they took it out.

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>>11720757
>Implying the entire universe isnt already American Clay

>> No.11720773 [DELETED] 

>wow that's wonderful
haha

>> No.11720775 [DELETED] 

>I stirr feer da vibration

>> No.11720776 [DELETED] 

ARIGA TO GOZARIMUS

>> No.11720778 [DELETED] 

>doesnt respond back to her in japanese
doesnt respect da white roastie whore
based jap

>> No.11720781 [DELETED] 

Is this the guy that made anime in space?

>> No.11720780 [DELETED] 

>>11720673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCyGIJl1XUA

>> No.11720782 [DELETED] 

only STEMlords can make something as cool as a spaceship launching autistic and cringe

>> No.11720784 [DELETED] 

Nihongo joozu

>> No.11720785 [DELETED] 

>>11720538
and refugees too <3

>> No.11720786 [DELETED] 

>D I V E R S I T Y

>> No.11720787 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLTAFOpZm7k

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>>11720745
>first man
based movie. One of the only movies I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcev7yEPeF8

>> No.11720790 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
>jumping off Elon‘s wild ride at this point
Retard. It‘s just getting good.

>> No.11720792 [DELETED] 

lol this nigga is napping,what a king

>> No.11720795 [DELETED] 

>MUH DIVERSITY
oh shut the fuck up

>> No.11720794 [DELETED] 

>>11720757
Manifest the Final Frontier

>> No.11720796 [DELETED] 

horry fack

>> No.11720797 [DELETED] 

Diversity is our strength, /sci/!

>> No.11720798 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cprPj_3fYNs

>> No.11720800 [DELETED] 

DAVERSIRITY

>> No.11720799 [DELETED] 

>birds attacking the camera

>> No.11720801 [DELETED] 

>diversity

>> No.11720802 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
https://youtu.be/UaD4AiqYDyA

>> No.11720803 [DELETED] 

D I V E R S I T Y

>> No.11720804 [DELETED] 

>diversity
oh no the /pol/ tourists are gonna get triggered!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.11720805 [DELETED] 

>>11720771
they also edited out your wife's boyfriend

>> No.11720807 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11720808
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>>11720705

>> No.11720810 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vWNauaZAgg

>> No.11720811 [DELETED] 

Hear that nazis? Diversity is the key to space exploration

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>diversity

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>>11720780

>> No.11720814 [DELETED] 

Anime diversity!!!!

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WE ARE THE SERPANTS INTERTWINED
THE GALAXY WILL UNITE
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
IT'S ALL STARTING NOW

>> No.11720817 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLncD0ta2jQ
Time T-0 to 5:14
That's music for riding rockets.

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>/pol/niggers getting triggered one by one

Holy kek

>> No.11720818 [DELETED] 

>>11720771
The song is older than Trump being GEOTUS, faggot.

>> No.11720819 [DELETED] 

D I V E R S I TY

EXECUTE ORDER 66

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fuck i want to watch this movie so badly now

>> No.11720821 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
>>11720725
>Bob & Doug McKenzie - Take Off (Feat. Geddy Lee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI

>> No.11720822 [DELETED] 

DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY

>> No.11720823 [DELETED] 

>NUMBA ONE

>> No.11720824 [DELETED] 

>>11720667
comfy

>> No.11720825 [DELETED] 

>>11720752
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!!

>> No.11720826 [DELETED] 

/sci/fags are literally diversity puppets lmao

>> No.11720827 [DELETED] 

What stream are you watching? I watch YouTube NASA Stream

>> No.11720828 [DELETED] 

>>11720804
>>11720811
racism is the biggest sign of poor education and lack of world experience.

>> No.11720829 [DELETED] 

>>11720803
What did they do ?

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>>11720722
Here's a comic!
...it's horribly typeset, but it at least has a vague idea of a translation.

>> No.11720832 [DELETED] 

>bob wearing glasses
wtf? I thought they were supposed to have 20/20 vision

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>>11720816
>we're not SJWs we swear!

>> No.11720836 [DELETED] 

>>11720820
It's 10/10

>> No.11720837 [DELETED] 

reminder to start this song at t -00:00:39 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8

>> No.11720838 [DELETED] 

why are we listening to this split eyed gobeldy gook? i thought we beat them in vietnam to stop this

>> No.11720840 [DELETED] 

this sounds so fucking scripted

>> No.11720841 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11720844 [DELETED] 

arigatou gozaimashita

>> No.11720843 [DELETED] 

>>11720827
SpaceX is better! Switch to it

>> No.11720845 [DELETED] 

>>11720435
never, now fuck off
>>11720668
yeah

>> No.11720846 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI
Theres only one song you need for this.

>> No.11720847 [DELETED] 

>>11720828
>source
Buzzfeed

>> No.11720848 [DELETED] 

DOMO A R I G A T O

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>>11720807

>> No.11720851 [DELETED] 

>>11720828
Being put off by libshart meme words like "diversity" has nothing to do with racism you dumb fuck

>> No.11720852 [DELETED] 

FUCKING CRINGE

>> No.11720853 [DELETED] 

OHHHHHHH YES. YOU ARE SOOO GOOD

>> No.11720854 [DELETED] 

>WOWWW U SPEEKA REAL GOOD JAPANESE WAITO WOMANNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdXIMjsu378

>> No.11720855 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
those are blue light glasses, similar to gaming glasses because they are looking at bright touch screens.

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>>11720625

>> No.11720857 [DELETED] 

>Oh yeah Marina, so good

>> No.11720858 [DELETED] 

International Weeb Station

>> No.11720860 [DELETED] 

why.jpg

>> No.11720859 [DELETED] 

SPACUUU GOZAIMASUUU UGUUU

>> No.11720861 [DELETED] 

bitch appropriating his culture right in his face, so ruuude

>> No.11720862 [DELETED] 

>diversity buzzwords
>two white men on the vehicle
Explosion confirmed
RIP

>> No.11720864 [DELETED] 

>ching chang ding dang wing wang
>what the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?

>> No.11720863 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
Heh. You gave up your astronaut dream because someone told you couldn't be one with your shit eyes.

>> No.11720865 [DELETED] 

that end hurt

>> No.11720867 [DELETED] 

DID HE JUST SAY DIVERSITY WHAT THE FUCK I AM REDPILLED AND HATE DIVERSITY

FUCK THIS LIBTARD BULLSHIT

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They can say diversity all they want. Only whites and asians are going to space anyway

>> No.11720869 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
>20/20 vision to stare into a screen

>> No.11720870 [DELETED] 

Yeah Domo Arigato
Never speak to me again

>> No.11720872 [DELETED] 

Kek, he's basically telling her in a nice way her Japanese is shit.

>> No.11720871 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
Only fighter pilots.

>> No.11720873 [DELETED] 

>>11720828
traveling is racist now libcuc

>> No.11720874 [DELETED] 

>>11720821
>bob
>doug
>take off

i dont know what this leaf shit is but that's meme magic right there

>> No.11720875 [DELETED] 

>>11720828
that explains why blacks are so violent towards other races

>> No.11720876 [DELETED] 

>>11720782
Yeah they think by pumping out social media shit they are making it more hip... but its fucking space travel. It is already intrinsically cool. I'd rather see a stream with just the STEM people like Musk, Bridenstine, and Insprucker talking about pure science, tech, and exploration goals

>> No.11720877 [DELETED] 

>>11720870
>Christina Cuck

>> No.11720878 [DELETED] 

>>11720820
Check out Apollo 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Co8Z8BQgWc

>> No.11720880 [DELETED] 

>>11720828
Antiscientific beliefs like the non-existance of biologic diversity are the biggest sign of mental retardation.

>> No.11720879 [DELETED] 

imagine sniffing this bitches chair after she stands up

>> No.11720882 [DELETED] 

>>11720868
>Whites and Russians*

>> No.11720883 [DELETED] 

>>11720682
/pol/tards are cancer

>> No.11720884 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
kom süsser tod, obviously

>> No.11720885 [DELETED] 

>>11720868
>tfw china is banned from the ISS
kek

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>>11720820
that's fucking homo, Salyt 7 was much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKOy2qE9mEE

>> No.11720886 [DELETED] 

>>11720846
my nigga

>> No.11720888 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
He could need reading glasses yet still have 20/20 vision.

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/polsci/ in absolute shambles kek

>> No.11720891 [DELETED] 

>>11720837
Great taste.

>> No.11720892 [DELETED] 

>>11720710
But what if they get wet?

>> No.11720893 [DELETED] 

>>11720872
I cackled. Her accent couldn't have been more American and you could see the pain in his face.

>> No.11720894 [DELETED] 

CRISTINA KUCK LIKES TO WATCH THE SHAFT

>> No.11720895 [DELETED] 

>>11720871
Well yeah, and having the qualifications of a fighter pilot is a baseline for further space training.

>> No.11720896 [DELETED] 

Why is the livestream on the main screen of mission control? Reminds me of that Simpsons joke that all the Equipment is just to calculate TV ratings.

>> No.11720897 [DELETED] 

w..what happens if it fails?

>> No.11720898 [DELETED] 

>>11720702
Not to mention resource mining on the moon and beyond.

>> No.11720901 [DELETED] 

>>11720832
You do day 1. Sustained zero G causes macular degeneration most astronauts need glasses eventually. Also just with age.

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>Leans mic to you


How do you feel about the upcoming space era?

>> No.11720904 [DELETED] 

Would they cancel for light rain?

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>>11720850

>> No.11720907 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
Faith of the Heart

>> No.11720908 [DELETED] 

ahh, beautiful silence

>> No.11720909 [DELETED] 

>>11720678
Anyone got this original?

>> No.11720910 [DELETED] 

There is nothing more smug than a black person working at Spacex.

BASED DAB ON THE NAZIS

>> No.11720913 [DELETED] 

F

>> No.11720914 [DELETED] 

>>11720868
Take a look at the crew of the next dragon mission lmao

>> No.11720916 [DELETED] 

>>11720840
No fucking shit.

>> No.11720917 [DELETED] 

Best part of the stream so far.

>> No.11720919 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
we need a race war firs

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BOARDS CHECK IN,
WE'RE REACHING LAUNCH TIME

/g/

>> No.11720921 [DELETED] 

>>11720878
I have the blu ray of this and watch it on a 70", the launch scene is fucking beyond amazing but everything is amazing

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>>11720857

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How do Astronauts use restroom?

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KURISUTINA

>> No.11720924 [DELETED] 

>>11720904
what matters more is the weather off the coast where they would need to recover the capsule in case of emergency

>> No.11720926 [DELETED] 

>>11720862
>Trump is coming
>"Diversity"
>Next astronauts will be female and black
>Majority Female announcers
>No one wearing masks
>Bill Clinton mentioned

This all seems like a dem setup. Chances of it blowing up seems high as it would be a great way to make "Trump" look bad.

>> No.11720927 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
I DUNNO WOBBY I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN DOIN THIS FOR AGES MATE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT CANT GO ON LIKE THIS, MUSK OUT

>> No.11720928 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
i'm not confident wobbie, the administration needs to spend more to ensure the USA finishes in the top 4

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>>11720897
IT WILL IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND I DO!
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!

>> No.11720930 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
sad because there's not enough whiteness

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>>11720807

>> No.11720933 [DELETED] 

>>11720907
I keep switching between that and the red dwarf theme song.

>> No.11720934 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
"after 4000 years we will be able to harness the energy of earth's field like the egyptians did with the pyramids"

>> No.11720935 [DELETED] 

>>11720923
They use something called Mr. Thirsty.

>> No.11720936 [DELETED] 

>>11720882
There's a Japanese astronaut scheduled to go up on the next Crew Dragon to the ISS.

>> No.11720938 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
I'm so tired, Wobbie

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Wait, what's with the plebbitors sperging about /pol/?
>>11720725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qAjxWV7Xdo

>> No.11720940 [DELETED] 

Nasa launch streams are always the worst.

>> No.11720941 [DELETED] 

Rolling for failure.

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>>11720903
it's racist

>> No.11720943 [DELETED] 

>>11720907
Maybe this, but the Enterprise intro version. I can't fucking stand the original album version.

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>>11720725
best space move imo
https://youtu.be/rzoVkcTUqlc?t=235

>> No.11720946 [DELETED] 

>>11720759
>>11720762
You're on fucking 4chan faggot kys now

>> No.11720947 [DELETED] 

why is this shit always so american centric

>> No.11720948 [DELETED] 

>biggest space event of the year
>only 1000 posts
man /sci/ is fucking dead

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>>11720920
/sp/ & /pol/ checking in

>> No.11720950 [DELETED] 

this guy sounds so fucking tired

>> No.11720951 [DELETED] 

>mentoining space shuttle columbia

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>Looks clear after the burst we're in now
JUST DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LAUNCH CMON DO IT

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>>11720920
/a/yyyyyyy

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Anyone else get this vibe?

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>>11720920
/a//g/ CROSSPOASTER REPORTING!

>> No.11720957 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
SICK OF IT WOBBIE

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I want space homesteading so fucking bad, you don't even know.

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>>11720807

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>>11720903
Sick of it wobbie

>> No.11720962 [DELETED] 

>>11720948
It's been stuck on 1000 for almost an hour. It seems like 1000 is the max a thread can have.

>> No.11720963 [DELETED] 

>>11720903
Happy, but concerned about the long nose tribe going into space

>> No.11720964 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
are you retarded?

>> No.11720965 [DELETED] 

>>11720945
amazing, no niggers

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>>11720920
/v/ standing by

>> No.11720967 [DELETED] 

That’s a ballin jacket Chris

>> No.11720968 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
to make you jealous

>> No.11720969 [DELETED] 

why is he crying?

>> No.11720970 [DELETED] 

>mentioned columbia

OH NOOOOOOO

>> No.11720971 [DELETED] 

>>11720955
4chan has made you mentally ill

>> No.11720972 [DELETED] 

>>11720955
>the 28 year old spoomer

>> No.11720973 [DELETED] 

Orion kek

>> No.11720975 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/fit/ waiting for LIFToff

>> No.11720976 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
Diversity.
>>11720951
Fucking jinxed it!

>> No.11720977 [DELETED] 

fucking epic

>> No.11720978 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
>American rocket
>American astronauts
>launching from America
>"hur dur wai so merican?"

>> No.11720979 [DELETED] 

>>11720963
>>11720963
Long nose tribe has been to space many times. Look up the Wiki article on it.

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>>11720907
Based

>> No.11720981 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
stfu man. It's literally the first time people have launched from America since 2011

>> No.11720982 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/ck/ reporting in

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>>11720920
i dont even know which board is my home anymore

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>>11720920
/wg/chads reporting in

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>>11720920
/v/ reporting

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>>11720962
Way to out yourself, newfriend

>> No.11720988 [DELETED] 

>>11720964
This event is about diversity you nazi, it should be all races and nations centric

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BOEING IS READY TO KNEEL
>>11720920
/a/, /dbs/
>>11720954
CHADS of /a/ only.

>> No.11720990 [DELETED] 

So the new suits loon pretty good, are they the new NASA suit or did SpaceX design them?

>> No.11720991 [DELETED] 

>>11720955
loool

>> No.11720993 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/spa/ reporting in

>> No.11720994 [DELETED] 

>>11720894
Christina Cock is hot stuff for 41

She makes my Koch hard

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>>11720920
/v/ here

>> No.11720996 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
youre free to watch ESA streams about ethics in tshirt art for eurospace

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>>11720947

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am i late?
I just tuned in

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>>11720920
/lgbt/ is go.

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NICE FUCKING CGI YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

>> No.11721001 [DELETED] 

>>11720989
Whatever you say, dog.

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>>11720920
/u/ on stand by

>> No.11721003 [DELETED] 

>>11720990
i think they are a combination of both.

>> No.11721004 [DELETED] 

/vg/ (/egg/) represent!

>> No.11721005 [DELETED] 

>>11720955
This made me do an inadvertent spit take hahaha

>> No.11721006 [DELETED] 

>>11720907
Hell yeah.

>> No.11721007 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/vg/PMMM/

>> No.11721008 [DELETED] 

>>11720443
Do a flip.

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AYO HOL UP WHITEBOI

>> No.11721010 [DELETED] 

>>11720966
that was the politics of white people. Now imagine standing up there and thinking "so long planet of the apes"

>> No.11721011 [DELETED] 

>>11720998
Yes. We already launched. Go home.

>> No.11721012 [DELETED] 

>>11720998
it blew up, sorry anon

>> No.11721013 [DELETED] 

>>11720910
Isn't the entire team pretty much white men and women? Also keep that diversity pressure off of commercial crew, that shit destroys companies.

>> No.11721014 [DELETED] 

>the tesla
how much were they paid to not just say "car" or something else generic

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/pol/ reporting in

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DUDE VIRTUAL HUG LMAO

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>>11720920
/m/ reporting in

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/pol/ reporting in kinetic orbital bombardment until all the subhumans are gone. Interstellar nazis soon.

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>>11720920
KC /int/ reporting in!

>> No.11721020 [DELETED] 

>>11721000
Day of the Medication soon, schizo.

>> No.11721021 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
It's American culture to make everything about us
t. proud as fuck American

>> No.11721022 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/asp/ie here

Shoot those smarks to the moon

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reminder that this guy busted inside grimes and you will die alone

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>>11720920
/int/ernational space station

>> No.11721025 [DELETED] 

>>11720979
Ah shit. As long as they aren't starting their indoctrination on mars, i'm fine
>>11720998
Nah, you're good
>>11721001
>the jirenfag is here
BASED

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The hosts of this stream are so fucking gay.
"YEAH WE'RE DOING SCIENCE SO THEY CAN GO TO SPACE AND DO SCIENCE SO WE CAN ALL DO MORE SCIENCE"

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>>11720920
/k/ here, ready to rock.

>> No.11721028 [DELETED] 

>>11721019
RIP KC

>> No.11721030 [DELETED] 

>>11720998
Still 1hr24m until launch. Still a coinflip on the weather.

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>>11720920
/biz/ here.

>> No.11721032 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DiWxcilWtU

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>>11720920
/fa/ here

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LAUNCH SNACKS

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>>11720868
don't shittalk Melvin, bro

>> No.11721036 [DELETED] 

will 2020 fuck the astronauts over???
YES OR NO

>> No.11721037 [DELETED] 

>>11720947
We're really self-concious about blowing ourselves up out of the space race.

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>>11721020
You will never go to space bootlicker

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Is this a Chad, Tad or Gad?

>> No.11721041 [DELETED] 

technically elon will be the first african american to send people into space :^)

>> No.11721042 [DELETED] 

>>11720997
thank based von braun

>> No.11721043 [DELETED] 

>>11721036
YES

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What are they looking at?

>> No.11721045 [DELETED] 

>>11720990
SpaceX

>> No.11721046 [DELETED] 

>>11720926
>Next astronauts will be female and black
affirmative action or competent people ?

>> No.11721048 [DELETED] 

>>11721023
What the fuck is grimes? The name of the spacecraft?

>> No.11721047 [DELETED] 

>>11720548
Lefties are going to flip the fuck out over this shot.

>> No.11721049 [DELETED] 

>>11721034
disgusting.
>CONSUMEEEEEE!

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THE WAIT IS KILLING ME LAUNCH ALREADY

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>>11720947
Gee, I wonder.

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>>11721002
Bless /u/

>> No.11721053 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
my huge fucking dick

>> No.11721054 [DELETED] 

Lads
We're back to space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

>> No.11721055 [DELETED] 

>>11721015
Can't wait until /pol/, /sci/ and /k/ all have their own satellites causing chaos in their own ways.

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>>11720920
/tv/ here

>> No.11721057 [DELETED] 

>>11721040
Look at that jawline. Maximum chad. Lookin' like a 90's action film protag.

>> No.11721058 [DELETED] 

TANKS IN 10

>> No.11721059 [DELETED] 

At T- 25s, play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qAjxWV7Xdo

>> No.11721061 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
This thread

>> No.11721062 [DELETED] 

>>11721028
It's at least 2 horribly malformed children still live.

>> No.11721063 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
this thread

>> No.11721064 [DELETED] 

your daily viewing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KTBb9em8qY

>> No.11721065 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
this thread

>> No.11721066 [DELETED] 

>>11721012
>>11721011
my hear fucking jumped
go fuck yourselves

>>11721025
>>11721030
alright thanks

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>>11720989
>BOEING IS READY TO KNEEL
Not if their snipers get a good shot

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>>11721027
second for /k/, let's rock and roll boys!

>> No.11721070 [DELETED] 

>>11721040
It's sad ;_;

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>>11720920
/sp/

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>>11720920
/n/
This is only transportation to space, after all. Good stuff, though.

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>>11721048
you uncultured swine

>> No.11721075 [DELETED] 

>>11720962
it's a sticky thing, it purges after 1000 posts

>> No.11721076 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
This thread.

>> No.11721077 [DELETED] 

>>11721040
It's clearly Mike

>> No.11721078 [DELETED] 

>>11721048
He's the guy who got mad at Homer Simpson for being an astronaut

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>>11720807

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/sfg/ checking in, all shitposts are nominal.

>> No.11721082 [DELETED] 

>humanitary- wow

>> No.11721083 [DELETED] 

>humatary

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>>11720920

/bleep/ reporting in, brought some spacey chunes with me and made a portal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WakcsQ9aCYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb9p_b3Yi7g

>>>/mu/95556753

>> No.11721085 [DELETED] 

>>11721040
Gigachad.

>> No.11721086 [DELETED] 

>>11721026
I fucking hate science spokesmen (mostly women), when most hard science guys are unironically incredibly fascist.

>> No.11721087 [DELETED] 

>>11721048
Her real name is c
Elon’s boyfriend

>> No.11721088 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
touchscreens

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Orbital Defense Grid when?

>> No.11721090 [DELETED] 

>>11721040
I'm too old to remember the other ones but he's a true chad. His ISS tour was insane

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this rain isn't looking good lads

>> No.11721092 [DELETED] 

>>11720887
I tried to find the extended version of this with English subtitles and couldn't

>> No.11721093 [DELETED] 

>wow

>> No.11721094 [DELETED] 

>>11720405
I remember that movie! (Marooned, worth a watch!)

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>>11721061
>>11721063
>>11721065

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>>11720920
/vg/ina reporting for duty.

>> No.11721098 [DELETED] 

>What do I do when 2 million people watch me silently sit for 2 hours

>> No.11721100 [DELETED] 

>>11721080
Norminal

>> No.11721101 [DELETED] 

>>11721016
it is not yet time, Char

>> No.11721102 [DELETED] 

>guys i gotta piss

what happens?

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>>11720920
big brain /sci/ reporting in

>> No.11721106 [DELETED] 

>>11720684
How's the non-space aero industry there? I've driven through AL a few times and it seems comfy as hell

>> No.11721108 [DELETED] 

>>11721086
All the Spacex presenters are lead engineers at Spacex
>inb4 muh diversity hires
Yeah I'm sure Elon just loves diversity hiring.

>> No.11721109 [DELETED] 

Wtf is that roastie saying, she's clearly delusional

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>>11720920
/cm/ reporting in. We're all gonna make it, homodachis.

>> No.11721111 [DELETED] 

>she wants to go to Europa

based

>> No.11721112 [DELETED] 

>>11721035
Melvin is the man. He'll bring his dogs to Mars

>> No.11721113 [DELETED] 

HECKIN' PUPPERINOS.

>> No.11721115 [DELETED] 

>>11720680
>nuclear powered sterling powerstation
>in your own home
>BUY NOW

>> No.11721118 [DELETED] 

>>11721089
Sooner than you think unless chinks collapse or something.

>> No.11721119 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
Bad Dragon catalog

>> No.11721120 [DELETED] 

>we're gonna bring back science

Who the fuck talks like this

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Rain has subsided but clouds still looming

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>>11720920
/ink/ standing by

>> No.11721124 [DELETED] 

Okay but seriously, why are these guys just sitting there? Couldn't they have put them in the shuttle later?

>> No.11721125 [DELETED] 

T-minus eighty minutes.

My Body is Ready. My Body is Ready.
My Body Body Body Body Body is Ready.

>> No.11721126 [DELETED] 

That dude's voice makes everything sound sleazy, I shuddered when he mentioned his two puppies.

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>>11721002
/a/ here for comms check.

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>>11720993
>>11720920
>>11720949
>>11720966
>>11720975
>>11720982
>>11720985
>>11720993
>>11720999
>>11721002
>>11721004
>>11721015
/b reporting

>> No.11721129 [DELETED] 

Wait, this thing doesn't launch for over an hour!?!? Fuck this, I'm off for a cheeky wank.

>> No.11721130 [DELETED] 

>europa
YEVROPACHADS REPORT FOR DUTY
BEST MOON

>> No.11721131 [DELETED] 

>>11720874
Old characters that started on a Canadian comedy sketch show that spawned a series and movie called Strange Brew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJathIYgLQ

>> No.11721132 [DELETED] 

>>11721086
Yeah, my dad has a PhD in biology and he hates minorities.

>> No.11721133 [DELETED] 

WHO ELSE HERE READY TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE FUCKING MOON?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WgLG1otP-0

>> No.11721134 [DELETED] 

>>11721111
heard they got universal healthcare in europa

>> No.11721135 [DELETED] 

Would you travel to space, /sci/?

>> No.11721136 [DELETED] 

>>11721066
you realize we really did already launch. You idiot, the stream is old. Dumbass.

>> No.11721138 [DELETED] 

>>11721109
something something CAN'T WAIT TO BRING MY PUPPERINO INTO SPACE

>> No.11721139 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
this bread

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>>11720923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1DYJIIqyQA&t=12s

>> No.11721142 [DELETED] 

DID YOU HEAR
YOU SHEEPS WILL GET INTO SPACE AS WELL

JUST WAIT GOYM

>> No.11721143 [DELETED] 

>>11721102
he pisses

>> No.11721144 [DELETED] 

>>11721124
Fueling

>> No.11721145 [DELETED] 

>>11721108
>multiple leads
How is this even reaching space?

>> No.11721146 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/tg/ here.

>inb4 this becomes a Traveller campaign

>> No.11721147 [DELETED] 

>>11721120
Redditors.

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>>11720920
/an/

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>> No.11721152 [DELETED] 

>Human kind
?????????

>> No.11721153 [DELETED] 

>>11721108
do lead engineers do hard work or just manage teams ?

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>>11721023
ooooh sorry bro I'm simping the TRUE patrician weird girl.

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/r9k/ checking in. to hell with these annoying roasties.

>> No.11721156 [DELETED] 

>>11721102
>Go in your pants

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Pull ze plug

>> No.11721159 [DELETED] 

why does the 'human' one have an illustration of a monke

>> No.11721162 [DELETED] 

>HUMANKIND
/pol/dittors anally annihilated.

>> No.11721160 [DELETED] 

>>11721145
are you retarded?

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>>11721135
Sure.

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HEY
ANON
QUICK QUESTION
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS?

>> No.11721164 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
What happens if they get lag?

>> No.11721165 [DELETED] 

>>11721124
putting people near the outside of a rocket while it's being fueled is dangerous

>> No.11721166 [DELETED] 

>>11721023
>There is no such thing as class privilege
>There is no such thing as race privilege
>There is no such thing as gender privilege

Also
>I wanna go to Mars but I want to bring my pups, gotta take family with me
Based black werewolf astronaut, /pol/ btfo /trash/ reigns supreme.

>> No.11721167 [DELETED] 

All these amerifats getting patriotic about a corporation founded by a south African launching rockets

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>>11720920
/vr/ boomers reporting in

>> No.11721169 [DELETED] 

>>>HUMANKIND
GAY SJW SHIT WHAT IS THIS

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>>11720920

/sg/ reporting in

Death to America (of course), and may Allah bless based Elon.

I'll take this moment to also congratualte the Iranian BVLLS for their first military satellite too, now they can see Saudi vehicles roll over in Yemen from space :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQLuO_KZrM

>> No.11721172 [DELETED] 

They are carrying trash to ISS too?

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>>11721080

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Don't really into space stuff but have seen the abort systems for this particular spacecraft, is it possible that the spacecraft can blow up and kill the astronauts like columbia or will the abort system always save their lives???

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/a/ here

>> No.11721176 [DELETED] 

>>11721146
That would be better than becoming a Delta Green campaign.

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>15 minutes before launch
>radar and cameras catch a dozen Boeing planes cresting over the horizon

>> No.11721178 [DELETED] 

/ic/ /beg/inner here, will take requests in a bit

>> No.11721179

>niggers

>> No.11721180 [DELETED] 

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED
SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

>> No.11721181 [DELETED] 

>>11720966
>that image
fukken LOL

>> No.11721182 [DELETED] 

>>11721170
based

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>>11721175
Abort system should work, it actually has one unlike shuttleshit

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>All this hippy stuff
>Everyone ignoring the fact rocketry only exists for these guys

>> No.11721186 [DELETED] 

>>11721177
Launch isn't for over an hour

>> No.11721188 [DELETED] 

oh my god SHUT UP i dont care about diversity

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>>11721177
There was already a Boeing spotted in the area.

>> No.11721190 [DELETED] 

>>11721026
Do you think FUCKING NORMALFAG SHITS would have any interest at all if the experiments were actually explained in a valuable level of detail? Most normies don't even remember the basic scientific method they had to learn in school. It's infinitely cringe but shouldn't be unexpected.

>> No.11721193 [DELETED] 

>>11721175
Unless someone shot a missile at the thing the ground team would give them heads up of an explosive fuel mixture and they could get away fast enough.

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>>11720807

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>>11720920
/mlp/ waiting patiently

>> No.11721195 [DELETED] 

>we are an international family
>white people are oppressing us!

woah

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Who else /comfy/?

>> No.11721199 [DELETED] 

>>11721178
draw my butthole

>> No.11721201 [DELETED] 

>>11721175
It's not possible to design something that complicated that works 100% of time but it sure is more safe than the shuttle

>> No.11721202 [DELETED] 

>>11721194
This is the one lmao

>> No.11721203 [DELETED] 

BIG BILL

>> No.11721204 [DELETED] 

Will only engineers and shit be allowed on mars for the foreseeable future? How long til plebs get to go?

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can't have a space launch without globohomo can we

>> No.11721206 [DELETED] 

>Shartner

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CAN THEY STOP WITH THIS GLOBOHOMO DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH SHIT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAN THEY STOP WITH THIS GLOBOHOMO DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH SHIT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAN THEY STOP WITH THIS GLOBOHOMO DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH SHIT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11721208 [DELETED] 

CAPTAIN KIRK!

>> No.11721209 [DELETED] 

It's TJ Hooker!

>> No.11721210 [DELETED] 

Bill fuck off back to /tv/

>> No.11721211 [DELETED] 

SHATNER!

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>>11721198
The comfiest.

>> No.11721213 [DELETED] 

hey its the star wars guy

>> No.11721214 [DELETED] 

/fit/ reporting in, mirin' that rocket

>> No.11721215 [DELETED] 

Based Shatner

>> No.11721216 [DELETED] 

>>11721183
Post full pic

>> No.11721217 [DELETED] 

this is great and all but in seriously "bob" and "doug" sound like pet names. They could have hired astronauts with real american names like Travis or Blade

>> No.11721218 [DELETED] 

Hi Bill

>> No.11721219 [DELETED] 

>got everything crossed, arms, legs, penises...

>> No.11721220 [DELETED] 

SEND NYE TO SPACE

>> No.11721221 [DELETED] 

Jesus, Shatner looks like complete shit.

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>> No.11721224 [DELETED] 

>>11721165
it actually took a lot of work to convince NASA that it was fine to fuel the rocket with Bob and Doug on top of the rocket, instead of having them walk up after it was fully fueled

>> No.11721225 [DELETED] 

>Shatner
>Bill Nye

>> No.11721226 [DELETED] 

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

>> No.11721228 [DELETED] 

>>11721188
But if they can't talk about diversity what point is there in having women and non-whites on the show?

>> No.11721227 [DELETED] 

KILL ALL WHITES

AM I RIGHT /sci/ ?

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>>11721163
Obviously, yes

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>Bill Nye

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>Bill "The faggot" nye


YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD YOU FAGGOT

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>>11721183

>> No.11721234 [DELETED] 

>>11721124
there are things they need to check from the inside.

>> No.11721236 [DELETED] 

FUCKING SHATNER WON'T FUCKING DIE

>> No.11721235 [DELETED] 

BAZINGA

>> No.11721237 [DELETED] 

I

LOVE

SCIENCE

>> No.11721238 [DELETED] 

anyone else edging so they can coom with the launch?
figure its the best i can do to bless the launch from here

>> No.11721239 [DELETED] 

Can we have comfy spacex streams back? Fuck this gay NASA shit.

>> No.11721240 [DELETED] 

>shartner
>bill nye the engineering Bsc

>> No.11721241 [DELETED] 

>>11721185
It's because of these guys that rocketry, the only way to move in space, was stuck as a shitty projectile deployment method for decades.

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>>11720920
/v/ reporting in

>> No.11721243 [DELETED] 

WE KNOW YOU ARE GAY BILLY

>> No.11721244 [DELETED] 

well bill nyes face had to be shown
this stream is now ruined

>> No.11721245 [DELETED] 

And. Here.
Comes. Shatner!

Too bad they had to add in the Bill Nye the Everything is a Spectrum Now Guy.

>> No.11721246 [DELETED] 

>BILL NYE THE FRAUDULENT LIE(AR)

>> No.11721247 [DELETED] 

>Bill Nye
Of course these ONIONS hosts would bring this joke on, what a GAY FUCKING STREAM

>> No.11721249

>>11721219
>>11721219
a kike on a stick too

>> No.11721250 [DELETED] 

>cringe science guy
yikes

>> No.11721251 [DELETED] 

>Bill Nye

>> No.11721252 [DELETED] 

>>11721207
triggered

>> No.11721253 [DELETED] 

>>11720987
Turn 360 degrees and walk right out of here

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>Bill Nye

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>>11721236
Looks like he has the rona

>> No.11721258 [DELETED] 

>>11721236
He paid upfront for a Virgin Galactic. He’s too Jewish to leave without his space trip.

>> No.11721259 [DELETED] 

>>11721221
He's 89, let's see how you look at that age (assuming you make it that far), but yeah he'll be dead soon(ish)

>> No.11721260 [DELETED] 

>>11721153
a little bit of both, but the ability to coordinate people is somewhat more important.

>> No.11721261 [DELETED] 

>>11721218
Hello

>> No.11721262 [DELETED] 

SPACE IS ON A SPECTRUM
I AM BILL NYE

>> No.11721263 [DELETED] 

SEX JUNK
E
X

J
U
N
K

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>>11721216

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Get that fucking faggot bill nye out of here, give me more kirk.

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>spacex launch today
>twice on monday
based time to be alive

>> No.11721267 [DELETED] 

>>11721216
You'll start a riot. No, not Watts, Tulsa.

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>>11721204
>How long til plebs get to go?
Never. Literally never ever ever. If you have the ability to shoot average people in to space that cheaply then you have a utopia in your hands. No matter how reusable the rocket is there is always energy to be paid, do you believe we will ever have the freedom to expend that on average citizens?

Do you believe in utopias? It will never ever happen.

>> No.11721269 [DELETED] 

Bill Nye the FUCKING WHITE Guy.

>> No.11721271 [DELETED] 

just took a shit in a portapotty, literally the grossest shit ever, 4 day old diaria blessed by the texas heat, but i really needed to take that phat shit, pretty sure im gonna get aids but hey, hwat can you do, sometimes you gotta shit and the only thing you can do is put ur asshole on a piss and shit covered 120 degree portapot

>> No.11721272 [DELETED] 

>>11721236
he looks great for being 89

>> No.11721273 [DELETED] 

Reminder that Shatner browses /tv/.

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that clock is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

>> No.11721276 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
Take to the Sky - Van Canto

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>>11721241
It wouldn't exist if it wasn't for this thing though

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>>11721260
So the more sociable you are the more you'll be lead eng ?

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>>11720920
/vg/ /int/ reporting in

>> No.11721281 [DELETED] 

>>11721263
>SO OH OH OH

>> No.11721282 [DELETED] 

>>11721264
chad

>> No.11721283 [DELETED] 

We sent a nigger to space? Waste of MY tax dollars!

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>>11721250

>> No.11721285 [DELETED] 

well enjoy your diversity rocket, im going to sleep. tell me if i crashes

>> No.11721286 [DELETED] 

>>11721274
Why are the numbers in italic?

>> No.11721287 [DELETED] 

>>11720905
underrated

>> No.11721288 [DELETED] 

>>11721258
I guess he is living forever then.

>> No.11721289 [DELETED] 

Time mag stream, Jeff Kluger speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlQRKGt9zY

>> No.11721290 [DELETED] 

would you guys be ok with this launch failing if it secured a 100% successful launch for the JWST?

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>>11720920
/out/ here.

>> No.11721293 [DELETED] 

>>11721270
SPACE ELEVATOR

>> No.11721294 [DELETED] 

Just got home from work, did they launch?

>> No.11721295 [DELETED] 

>>11721274
Could be worse
Imagine it in comic sans

>> No.11721297 [DELETED] 

>>11721236
He's waiting for Takei to go first.

>> No.11721298 [DELETED] 

>>11721264
>I don't even know these bitches

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boing on suicide watch

>> No.11721300 [DELETED] 

>>11721285
Go back to pol

>> No.11721301 [DELETED] 

>>11721236
He learned the secrets of immortality from Queen Elizabeth.

>> No.11721302 [DELETED] 

>>11721290
>implying JWST will ever launch

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>>11721273

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>>11721236
He's not going to die until he gets to bang real life space broads

>> No.11721306 [DELETED] 

>Americans are the only ones who send people into space
>But they're so caught up in social justice politics they can't see the potential of what they're doing

>> No.11721307 [DELETED] 

>>11721286
Because italic means FAST

>> No.11721308 [DELETED] 

>>11721274
Good ol' red, blue n' WHITE.

>> No.11721309 [DELETED] 

>>11721270
NEVER NEVER NEVER

>> No.11721311 [DELETED] 

This entire stream is propaganda for reddit-tier atheism and neo-liberal capitalism.

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>>11721238
based coomer
may your load shoot for the stars

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>>11721217
>Travis or Blade

>> No.11721312 [DELETED] 

>>11721283
Think of it this way: one less jogger in your neighbourhood. :^)

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HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPPPPPPPPPP

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>boing

>> No.11721318 [DELETED] 

Whats the total cost of this vs russian basedboi spacecraft?

>> No.11721319 [DELETED] 

>>11721291
Dont leave yet

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>>11721199
here you go
/IC/ /BEG/INNER REPORTING IN, WILL TAKE ROCKET RELATED REQUESTS !!!

>> No.11721321 [DELETED] 

>>11721265
Kirk is a brony faggot

>> No.11721322 [DELETED] 

>>11721303
>Implying he's not in this thread right now

>> No.11721323 [DELETED] 

>>11721294
launched, came back, and are going again

>> No.11721324 [DELETED] 

>>11721289
>Jeff Kluger
who?

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w o r m

>> No.11721327 [DELETED] 

What song is Doug tapping along to in his head anons?

>> No.11721328 [DELETED] 

>/pol/ arrive
>thread goes to shit

>> No.11721329 [DELETED] 

>>11721303
>/b/
>/x/
Based but concerning.

>> No.11721330 [DELETED] 

>>11721306
>who are the Russians?

>> No.11721331 [DELETED] 

>>11721277
based and nazipilled

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>>11721217
>Blade

>> No.11721333 [DELETED] 

why is the stream quality so bad ;_;

>> No.11721334 [DELETED] 

>>11721318
50mil/seat vs like 83

>> No.11721335 [DELETED] 

>>11721311
cope

>> No.11721336 [DELETED] 

>>11721303
Culture has converged too hard.

>> No.11721337 [DELETED] 

>>11721299
why the fuck would want to fly on a space flight made by them, yes i want to end up burning up on launch

>> No.11721338 [DELETED] 

>what is this cringe PR shit? why do they need to talk about normal things? how can there be women in STEM? why don't they just launch the missile with a nazi march and a hitler speech in the background while shooting niggers and kikes in the head in the ramp and throwing them down?
this is what this thread is

>> No.11721340 [DELETED] 

Where the fuck are you people seeing shartner and meme science man? I'm seeing a qt and a coomer on the SpaceX stream

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/pol/ here. is spacex really this cucked and fucked? i thought elon was /ourguy/. very depressing

>> No.11721342 [DELETED] 

>>11721273
Based cunniseur!

>> No.11721343 [DELETED] 

>>11721290
No. This launch failing would be a pretty massive setback. Risk-averse finger-pointing politicians would gut space funding for a generation.

>> No.11721344 [DELETED] 

>>11721303
/ourcaptain/

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>>11720954
on which episode will the teibous go to space?

>> No.11721346 [DELETED] 

>>11721325
kino

>> No.11721349 [DELETED] 

>>11721315
WHITEYS ON THE MOON

>> No.11721348 [DELETED] 

>>11721309
SMITHERS IS THAT YOU?

>> No.11721350 [DELETED] 

>GO FOR LAUNCH

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>>11721300
im not from /pol/, im the communist. the concept of diversity is rooted in idpol, which is the root of fascism.
Stalin bless. Good night

>> No.11721352 [DELETED] 

Post more launch music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88o9oYQ5Zic

>> No.11721353 [DELETED] 

>>11721321
based

>> No.11721354 [DELETED] 

WE ARE GO

>> No.11721355 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH

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>>11721303
Why not post this one? It doesnt fit your narrative?

>> No.11721357 [DELETED] 

>>11721322
Hey Bill how's it goin'

>> No.11721358 [DELETED] 

So what's the memorable thing here?
The rocket itself or the resurrection of the mutt space program?

>> No.11721360 [DELETED] 

>>11721341
why are polfags so fucking dumb holy shit

>> No.11721359 [DELETED] 

>>11721333
try the SpaceX one, make sure it's at full res 60fps

>> No.11721361 [DELETED] 

>>11721217
Sure thing Nightshade.

>> No.11721362 [DELETED] 

>>11721338
tranny

>> No.11721363 [DELETED] 

GO OR NO GO TIME BOIS

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>>11721341
It's a PR video.

>> No.11721365 [DELETED] 

>>11721340
the stream in the op

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If they play "Imagine" on lauch I will fucking commit a war crime

>> No.11721368 [DELETED] 

>>11721334
>83
dollars or million dollars?

>> No.11721369 [DELETED] 

>GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
>GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
>GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
>GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11721370 [DELETED] 

>>11721341
What? This is NASA stream.

>> No.11721371 [DELETED] 

>>11721341
Elon Musk's politics all over the place, he is certainly no socialist and doesn't hire staff based on diversity

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TAKE MY ENERGY ASTROBROS

>> No.11721373 [DELETED] 

I hope it fails. Because if it succeedes then that means brown people will inherit space.

>> No.11721374 [DELETED] 

>>11720887
this is an amazing movie about an amazing rescue.

>> No.11721375 [DELETED] 

>>11721311
Affordable space colonies are the only path to human political freedom in any meaningful timescale dumb dirty christcuck. The only way to stop Capital is to run as far away as you can.

>> No.11721376 [DELETED] 

is there a stream without the press coverage? rather just hear mission control

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>>11721343
God I hate the pressures weighing on this launch

>> No.11721378 [DELETED] 

>>11721351
Fuck off tankie then

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>>11720920
/fit/ standing by!

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Shall I sacrifice a veal to the launch?

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>Not using a LANTR engine
Gay

>> No.11721382 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH
>GO FOR LAUNCH
GO FOR LAUNCH
>GO FOR LAUNCH
I REPEAT WE ARE GO FOR LAUNCH LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

>> No.11721383 [DELETED] 

>>11721358
First commercial launch of people

>> No.11721384 [DELETED] 

>>11721044
anime

>> No.11721385 [DELETED] 

>>11720413
>current year
>not using multiple red monstro's for historical occasions

WTF is wrong with these cunts!

>> No.11721386 [DELETED] 

>>11721358
totally private, NASA is just paying for the ride

>> No.11721387 [DELETED] 

ITS GO! TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11721388 [DELETED] 

>>11721338
You expected what else, exactly?

>> No.11721389 [DELETED] 

>>11721341
Yes. The whole of the US is cucked. where have you bin mate haha?

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/d/ reporting in!!

>> No.11721392 [DELETED] 

>>11721368
Roubles

>> No.11721394 [DELETED] 

>>11721336
>>11721303
Little known fact that celebrities browse 4chan regularly because they have nothing to do all day.

>> No.11721395 [DELETED] 

>>11721375
>christcuck
LOL

>> No.11721396 [DELETED] 

>>11721338
That's what they should be doing unironically and not just your seething fantasies

>> No.11721397 [DELETED] 

FUCK YEAH, GO TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11721398 [DELETED] 

>>11721338
Centrist here, but you have to admit that'd be pretty cool.

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bunch of anon showed up

>> No.11721400 [DELETED] 

>2020
>NASA stream still 720p
Is it really that hard to get a 4k60fps stream?

>> No.11721401 [DELETED] 

>>11721378
based fenceposter

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>>11721338
>why don't they just launch the missile with a nazi march and a hitler speech in the background while shooting niggers and kikes in the head in the ramp and throwing them down?

>> No.11721403 [DELETED] 

>>11721373
You can't pay for space flight with a nation of niggers

>> No.11721404 [DELETED] 

>>11721368
Million dollars.

>> No.11721405 [DELETED] 

>>11721376
someone posted it

>> No.11721406 [DELETED] 

WE
ARE
GO
FOR
LAUNCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fra-m7RNMrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fra-m7RNMrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fra-m7RNMrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fra-m7RNMrU

>> No.11721407 [DELETED] 

Heart rate is increasing

>> No.11721408 [DELETED] 

>name it demo 2 after demonstration 2

Thats a poor choice of name.

>> No.11721409 [DELETED] 

>>11721345
When they catch a starfish.

>> No.11721410 [DELETED] 

>>11721371
is that a bad thing? you shouldn't be hired just for the color of your skin but your skills

>> No.11721411 [DELETED] 

>>11721399
Very cool

>> No.11721414 [DELETED] 

>>11721399
what is this?

>> No.11721415 [DELETED] 

>>11721358
First SpaceX Manned Mission
First Private Manned Mission
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.11721417 [DELETED] 

>the final test
Oh boy, I hope they don't fail.

>> No.11721418 [DELETED] 

>>11721366
I'm gonna keep you to your word anon

>> No.11721419 [DELETED] 

WHAT DID BOB AND DOUG NAME THEIR SHIP?

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>>11721372

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GO FOR LAUNCH

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>>11721338
>why don't they just launch the missile with a nazi march and a hitler speech in the background while shooting niggers and kikes in the head in the ramp and throwing them down?
kek

>> No.11721423 [DELETED] 

>>11721410
that's what i said

>> No.11721424 [DELETED] 

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8394E70A4DB81B5D

>> No.11721425 [DELETED] 

>>11721405
i think this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.11721426 [DELETED] 

Retro? Go
FIDO? Go
Guidance? Go
>Control? Go
>TELCOM? Go
>GNC? Go
>EECOM? Go
>Surgeon? Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11721428 [DELETED] 

>>11721375
>stop Capital
Capital is the prime moving force for modern space exploration. If you don't want trade and progress you can take a hike into the deep Bolivian Amazon and get integrated into a stonethrowing tribe.

>> No.11721429 [DELETED] 

>docking
you fagots know all about that gay shit

>> No.11721430 [DELETED] 

>>11721381
Hydrogen first stages are a huge fucking meme until you get to a Nuclear Lightbulb.

>> No.11721431 [DELETED] 

>>11721406
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'CROSS THE KOSMOS!!!
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO TO INFINITY (and beyond!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y61DLw88dBA

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USA
S
A

>> No.11721433 [DELETED] 

>>11721414
Looks like a VRchat world for group watching the launch virtually

>> No.11721434 [DELETED] 

>t -1:07

>> No.11721435 [DELETED] 

>>11721368
Millions.
In 2014 the soyuz was $76 million per seat (this has increased and would increase to $100m+)
SpaceX crew dragon flights are $160 million each on contract prices, but NASA may only buy 4 of the 7 seats on each flight, so $40mil.

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>>11721372
Giving energy! Maybe with some digits too!

>> No.11721437 [DELETED] 

>>11721357
Not bad. Excited for the launch?

>> No.11721438 [DELETED] 

>>11721399
Wish I was home and could join

>> No.11721439 [DELETED] 

>>11721419
The Hari Seldon

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EVERYONE RAISE YOUR ARMS
THEY NEED YOUR ENERGY

>> No.11721442 [DELETED] 

Calm the fuck down retards the rocket won't be launching for another hour.
Launching things into space takes a long fucking time.

>> No.11721443 [DELETED] 

INSPRUCKER

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>traps going mainstream
>commercial space transit
what a time to be alive

>> No.11721445 [DELETED] 

>>11721400
You know that youtube has limits on quality ?

>> No.11721446 [DELETED] 

Dark clouds moving in

>> No.11721447 [DELETED] 

>>11721358
The dawn of the era of manned commercial space flight, get hype faggot

>> No.11721448

>>11721419
cunny

>> No.11721449

Cytube when

>> No.11721450 [DELETED] 

>>11721441
CRASH!

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>bongs will never space travel
feels good ameribros

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ALL BOARDS, WE NEED A FINAL GO/NO GO CONFIRMATION!

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>>11720920
/m/ here

>> No.11721455 [DELETED] 

>>11721352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BYt63PHTiM&list=OLAK5uy_mwgQR_pKUJPmYpmxLhT6ns2DQUy3O8esw&index=31

>> No.11721456 [DELETED] 

>>11721433
What camera are they viewing? Or is that just a 3d static model of the launch pad?

>> No.11721457 [DELETED] 

>>11721446
FUCK OFF DARKIES
THIS IS A WHITE CLOUD NEIGHBOURHOOD

>> No.11721458 [DELETED] 

Did Grimes have a hand in this?

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weebs won

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>>11721444
>traps going mainstream
FUCK NO

>> No.11721462 [DELETED] 

>>11721446
Elon is smoking kush again.

>> No.11721461 [DELETED] 

>>11721444
What a time to be alive

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RANGE IS RED FOR LAUNCH

RANGE IS RED

FUCK

>> No.11721465 [DELETED] 

ACRUMULUS CLOURDS

>> No.11721466 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/v/ GO!

>> No.11721468 [DELETED] 

>>11721428
Captial is also the most destructive force to the human mind and is a runaway demiurge ending likely in a malicious AI singularity as the actions to win the technological/economic game have no bearing on human morality or success. More control, more conditioning, to ever maximize the profit number is beyond human control at this point and seeks to turn all men born into materialist ideologues to increase GDP.

>> No.11721469 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/x/ is a go

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>>11721320

>> No.11721472 [DELETED] 

Best stream for anons just coming in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

>> No.11721471 [DELETED] 

WEATHER BRIEFING AT T-1 HOUR

>> No.11721475 [DELETED] 

>>11721435
>but NASA may only buy 4 of the 7 seats
Is there actually space for 7 seats? Doesn't look like that.

>> No.11721474 [DELETED] 

>>11721445
except youtube supports 4k streams

>> No.11721476 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/gd/ here, we approved the comeback of the worm

>> No.11721477 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
Brit/pol/, GO

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>>11721453
RUSSIA SAYS GO

>> No.11721479 [DELETED] 

>RANGE RED
RANGE RED

>> No.11721480 [DELETED] 

>>11721214
>Mirin' a lanklet

>> No.11721482 [DELETED] 

>>11721338
Honestly that would probably be the most viewed broadcast in history forever.

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taking rocket related requests

>> No.11721484 [DELETED] 

>>11721356
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/884485802557755392
wtf I love Shatner now

>> No.11721485 [DELETED] 

>violating constraints

Based. Fuck Gaia.

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This fucking weather, I hope someone threw their shoe beforehand.

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Bout time we reclaim our throne

Who /Florida/ here?

>> No.11721488 [DELETED] 

>meanwhile mission control, the people actually doing work, are white
kek

>> No.11721490 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/i/ is go at this time

>> No.11721489 [DELETED] 

someone make a cy.tube

>> No.11721491 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/int/ is green

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>inb4 aliens stop it

>> No.11721493 [DELETED] 

>>11721352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B9h5TiiKSM

>> No.11721494
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11721494

Here's a fresh OC template for you frens, let the memes loose

>> No.11721495 [DELETED] 

https://www.twitch.tv/giantwaffle
I like watching spacex launches with this guy

>> No.11721496 [DELETED] 

Will the weather fuck evreything up?

>> No.11721497 [DELETED] 

>>11721452
doesn't matter we made america and therefore rightfully claim anything useful america does

>> No.11721499 [DELETED] 

>>11721400
SpaceX one is in 60fps atleast

>> No.11721500 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/g/o

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>Range red for weather

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>>11721453
CHADS OF /a/
>CHADS OF /a/
CHADS OF /a/
>CHADS OF /a/
CHADS OF /a/
>CHADS OF /a/
CHADS OF /a/
>CHADS OF /a/

>> No.11721503 [DELETED] 

>>11720920
/trash/, ready for launch.

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>>11721453
/o/ is go

>> No.11721506 [DELETED] 

>>11721483
Go!

>> No.11721507 [DELETED] 

>>11721444
You mean what a time to be too old to benefit from any of that

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>>11721453
/K/ HERE, WE'RE A GO FELLAS, GODSPEED AND MAY YOUR GROUPINGS BE TIGHT

>> No.11721509 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/lgbt/ is go for launch. Excited to see this phallic thing fly.

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>>11721453
/k/ is go

>> No.11721510 [DELETED] 

>>11721487
SC here, you guys are alright, way better than those faggots in Georgia

>> No.11721512 [DELETED] 

>>11721483
Falcon-Dragon flying past a Covenant ship on its way to glass Earth.

>> No.11721515 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/diy/ confirmed for go

>> No.11721516 [DELETED] 

gonna be a weather delay, no launch today

>> No.11721517 [DELETED] 

>>11721264
>paw rips small hole In thigh
> 30 years later rip grows and causes decompression during an Eva

>> No.11721518 [DELETED] 

>>11721372
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR
T-MINUS 1 HOUR
>T-MINUS 1 HOUR

>> No.11721519 [DELETED] 

>>11721483
rocket up her pussy, mouth, and ass

>> No.11721520 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7W4cwmfcgA

>> No.11721522 [DELETED] 

>>11721468
The only way you pinkos are going to space is as distilled biokerosene

>> No.11721523 [DELETED] 

what the fuck does range red mean

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>>11721453
/tv/ is GO

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>>11721487
Florida reporting in

>> No.11721525 [DELETED] 

>>11721497
devilish!

>> No.11721527 [DELETED] 

>>11721494

fuck theres still some transparent pixels, gonna redo it

>> No.11721528 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/k/, GO!

>> No.11721529 [DELETED] 

>>11721478
You had your chance with N1 and done nothing since.
Now go clean toilets in Germany and Belgium.

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>>11721453
/a/ report
All green
Launch is G O ! !

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11721532 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/k/ go

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>>11721453
/nsg/ - go

>> No.11721534 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/pol/ is a GO

>> No.11721535 [DELETED] 

it's not happening bros
let's pack up

>> No.11721536 [DELETED] 

ARMIES WILL BE SHATTERED
WORLDS WILL BURN

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>>11721488
>1488 GET

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>>11721453

اسمعك اسمعك

>> No.11721539 [DELETED] 

I sent mom out 4 hours ago to get me a gallon of milk for the launch and she's still not home.

>> No.11721540 [DELETED] 

>>11721507
>He doesn't have a trap gf (male)
lmaoing at you

>> No.11721541 [DELETED] 

which 2hu wud u fuk in space

>> No.11721542 [DELETED] 

>>11721523
weather bad in range so no launch

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>>11721453
/jp/ is ready for liftoff

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>>11721475
Yeah, it's a pretty big space inside; here's a set up with 5 seats and two cargo racks.
I'll follow up with a soyuz (3 seat) image next post

>> No.11721545 [DELETED] 

when are they gonna go to the moon tho

>> No.11721546 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/vp/ here, I want to die but we are still a go.

>> No.11721547 [DELETED] 

ONE HOUR

>> No.11721549 [DELETED] 

Is it still an hour away?

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>MFW getting ready to shut down die Amerikan fliger
If digits I'll hit it!

>> No.11721551 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/tg/ ROLLING 20 FOR SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH

>> No.11721552 [DELETED] 

>>11721494
What's with the space ninja suits?

>> No.11721553 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/sp/ is go

>> No.11721554 [DELETED] 

>>11721511
hope elon designs a caseless space rifle.

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>>11721453
/sfg/ backup thread is go for launch

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>>11721453
/trash/ is go

>> No.11721559 [DELETED] 

>>11721523
borderline commie

>> No.11721561 [DELETED] 

>>11721487
fukken based

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>>11721487
Texas reporting in. We're the best

>> No.11721562 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Is it going fucking rain?

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>>11721453
/wsg/ GO

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>>11721517
>he thinks that suit is worn on an eva
>he thinks that those suits are used for 30 years in a row

>> No.11721566 [DELETED] 

>>11721483
a nice mercury redstone

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>>11721453
/trash/ reporting in, all systems are a go for space yiff

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>> No.11721570 [DELETED] 

fucking florida and its shitty weather

>> No.11721569 [DELETED] 

>>11721519
and urethra

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>>11721453
/biz/ GO GO GO

>> No.11721572 [DELETED] 

Where are the fuel tank and what's the capacity ?

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>>11721453
/d/ is ready for cum launch!!!

>> No.11721574 [DELETED] 

>hosts, the gay retards just talking, are brown
>every single engineer and scientist is white
Says a lot about society

>> No.11721575 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH

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>>11721453
/int/ reporting in

>> No.11721577 [DELETED] 

>>11721453
/his/ here, see you 25 years later when this is a legitimate topic of discussion.

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>>11721453
/pol/ is go

>> No.11721580 [DELETED] 

>>11721487
Pennsylvania here, your state's pretty cool.

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>>11721453
/ksg/ reporting in!

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>>11721341
This is NASAs stream. Spacex is /yourguy/

>> No.11721584 [DELETED] 

I wonder what twitch chat will do when the rocket explodes into a fireball 15 seconds after launch.

Will they spam F?
Will they PepeHands?
Will they NA LULW?

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>>11721494
nice one

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>>11721453
/sp/ is go

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what if it blows up ?

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>>11721453
/mlp/ is go

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>>11721541
only one answer

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>>11721549
1 hour exactly

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Timer has begun. Tic-Tok boing.

>> No.11721593 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I hope every non-country here has their apologies typed up and ready to send to us

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>>11721544
Here's the interior of a soyuz with passengers, cargo, etc.
They're crushed up together, and against the walls, very small.

>> No.11721596 [DELETED] 

>>11721564
Hi BonbiBro

>> No.11721597 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH

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>>11721453
/m/ - GO

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>>11721509
>2021
>no vageen-shaped rockets
P R O B L E M A T I C

>> No.11721601 [DELETED] 

>>11721555
>no facemasks

Fucking retards

>> No.11721600 [DELETED] 

>>11721554
Idk I'd rather Elon pursue man-portable railguns

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>>11721453
/brazil/ here

>> No.11721603 [DELETED] 

3600 seconds and something nice happen, maybe

>> No.11721604 [DELETED] 

T MINUS 59 MINUTES WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH

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>>11721453
/r9k/ here, go

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>>11721567
Worst boy, go back.
This is Louis only.

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>>11721487
/850/ here

>> No.11721609 [DELETED] 

>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR

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>>11721591

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>>11721522
I'm not even a commie, but if you don't even see how maximize efficiency/profit -> technology manipulated to this effect -> disastorous dystopia with no human freedom to speak of then I don't know what to tell you.

In order to be the biggest dick billionarie you must use technology most effectively to increase the money you receive, you have no say in how technology is best used, its a natural emergent property otherwise you lose to a competitor. Technology is in control now, and is leading fast to bad ends like recursive genetic engineering algorithms or mass AI manipulation nets.

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Final Pre-Launch Chinkscram commencing in 3... 2... 1...

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 China Virus 共匪 Wuhan Virus 五毛党

>> No.11721612 [DELETED] 

I like the new First Order costumes.

>> No.11721615 [DELETED] 

WERE IN THE ENDGAME NOW

>> No.11721614 [DELETED] 

>>11721584
I've got half a gig of Challenger gifs just in case

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>>11721580
Based PAchad.

>> No.11721617 [DELETED] 

>>11720726
I just checked and she is not. I would post proof but I need to not get banned right now.

>> No.11721619 [DELETED] 

>>11721584
>when
if

>> No.11721620 [DELETED] 

>>11721543
>translating that image
/jaypee/ has really dropped in quality

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>>11721531
Normies are going to lose their shit when this thing gets scrubbed at the last minute.

To /sfg/, it'll just be another wednesday.

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>> No.11721623 [DELETED] 

>>11721588
Luna's Blessing upon this launch

>> No.11721624 [DELETED] 

>>11721591
Based Boing trying their best to make Musk work harder

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>>11721487
Pennsylvania is the best state.

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>>11721453
/sp/ go gata

>> No.11721627 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
based chinkscrammer

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>>11721574
Taking credit for our work. This is why Mars must become an ethnostate of whites (japs can also make their own colonies)

>> No.11721629 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.11721630 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
based

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>>11721494

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>>11721606
>Louis fag
>Not a Tao fag
Nigger

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>>11721602
PAU NO CU BOLSONARO GENOCIDA

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>>11721453
/mlp/ is GO for NASApone and SpaceXpone

>> No.11721634 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
based and nice dubs. you are doing a good job

>> No.11721636 [DELETED] 

>touch screens
yeah i think i'd prefer a good clicky button over lcd shite

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Here I made this fresh OC template frens, let the memes loose!

>> No.11721641 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
purging chinese IPs from the thread?

>> No.11721642 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
Nice.

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>>11720920
/lit/ reporting in

>> No.11721644 [DELETED] 

>>11721613
>not even a commie
>against the free market
Okay pinko

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>>11721632
>waaaaaaah

Get out.

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>>11721487
Ohio reporting in!

>> No.11721648 [DELETED] 

>[Are] you excited?
Well /sci/?

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>>11721453
/asp/ reporting

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>>11721453
/c/ is GO

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>>11721453
model m is bleached and ready, thinkpad is fully upgraded and charged, animebody pillow is heated and hugged, /g/ is ready for liftoff

>> No.11721654 [DELETED] 

>>11721602
VAI SE FUDER GADOOO

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>inb4

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>>11721453
/ink/ is GO

>> No.11721657 [DELETED] 

Nice, they have their gay little video playing and whoever is running the stream muted that shit so we can hear the coms.

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>>11721616
Another one for my collection.

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>>11721364
ebin

>> No.11721660 [DELETED] 

how's the weather

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>>11721611
Absolutely based and checked

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When Starship takes flight I hope they hurl and entire F40PH into the sun.

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>>11721453
/fit/ is a go

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Roscosmos on suicide watch.

>> No.11721665 [DELETED] 

>>11721637
goatse would be a nobrainer

>> No.11721666 [DELETED] 

>>11721660
Bad.

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>socialism bad

as a national socialist may i introduce space rockets.

>> No.11721668 [DELETED] 

>>11721644
I'm against the free market without restraints on technological development, we are already reaping the consequences with adderal filled minecraft youtube tablet raised zoomer children. It will only get worse from here.

>> No.11721670 [DELETED] 

>>11721487
954 here, Florida's the worst.

>> No.11721672 [DELETED] 

Missouri here. Wished we had a space center.

>> No.11721673 [DELETED] 

>>11721660
worrying

>> No.11721674 [DELETED] 

>>11721442
Why do they waste so much time, just fire the thing and go.
That's why they waste all those billions.

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>>11721658
>>11721625
Have another.

>> No.11721675 [DELETED] 

>>11721621
What? The cancellation is the happening

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>>11721647
>that pic
lmao

>> No.11721678 [DELETED] 

>>11721648
IM FUCKING PUMPED

>> No.11721679 [DELETED] 

weather fags btfo

>> No.11721680 [DELETED] 

>>11721656
>/ink/
nani?

>> No.11721681 [DELETED] 

>>11721633
chora mais isentão

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WE'RE COMING FOR YOU SPACE NIGGERS

>> No.11721684 [DELETED] 

>>11721667
This mission is basically NatSoc at work, you have government and corporations working hand in hand for the good of the volk, building rockets painted like the V-2 with huwhite astronauts.

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>>11721487
Bama here, I cannot wait for the CHAD states to make an impact in spaceflight. Texas and Alabama shall really join in the space industry soon.

>> No.11721686 [DELETED] 

>no video sound
NANI

>> No.11721687 [DELETED] 

>>11721611
Nice work, bearer of dubs

>> No.11721688 [DELETED] 

are things nominal yet?

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>>11721605
Are you Miraifren from /waifu/, by any chance?

>> No.11721690 [DELETED] 

>>11721487
tampa boys

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>>11721637

>> No.11721693 [DELETED] 

>>11721424
Hello Joel C Salomon

>> No.11721694 [DELETED] 

how the heck do launch a rocket while maintaing social distance from your staff

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>>11721487
Hoosier representing

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>>11721686
refresh

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>>11721664
>on suicide watch
they have been since forever, the russians are retarded and poor.

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>>11721453
/fit/ is go for launch

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>>11721648

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>>11721674
There are only certain windows. You have to launch at specific times in order to catch up with the ISS

>> No.11721703 [DELETED] 

>>11721664
are they done building Vostochny yet

>> No.11721704 [DELETED] 

NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts.

>> No.11721705 [DELETED] 

Who else is betting on snipers?

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>>11721453
/tv/ is go!

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man I haven't done this since they were first landing the rockets I'm getting hyped.

>> No.11721708 [DELETED] 

Can they watch anime on that screen?

>> No.11721709 [DELETED] 

>>11721681
dei mortal e comi teu cuzão

>> No.11721710 [DELETED] 

>>11721689
sup rapunzelfren, yes it me

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/a/ /dbs/ CULO posting
>>11721667
we meant the commie shit, natsocs are based

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>>11721662
Cool!

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>>11721692
KEK

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>>11721706
That was fast.

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>>11721453
/hm/ Here bois

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>>11721660
fuckable

>> No.11721719 [DELETED] 

>>11721684
>volk
broeder.

>> No.11721720 [DELETED] 

>>11721694
coronashit is over in Florida, we moved on weeks ago.

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>>11721620
it's always been like this

t. EOP

>> No.11721723 [DELETED] 

>>11721664
They don't care. Engineers are too busy surviving and trying to make anything with all the missing details and shitty components, managers are stealing money and are too stupid to understand consequences. They wanted NASA to launch men to ISS using trampoline - I hope SpaceX or anyone else becomes this trampoline, because the sooner those bandits go bankrupt, the better.

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>>11721706
what a big guy

>> No.11721726 [DELETED] 

>>11721668
>against the free market
Okay pinko, move to Cuba

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TRUMP IS HERE

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>>11721453
/fa/ is go

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>>11721664
The chinks are going to surpass them sooner or later

>> No.11721732 [DELETED] 

>>11721637

There are still some white pixels delete them just in case I believe in you frens

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>>11721664

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>>11721648
Let's rock!

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>>11721692
kek, based

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>>11721637

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>>11721728

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>>11721728
He do be bowing to his Emperor

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Meanwhile on Virgin SpaceX

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>>11721564
RIP /bbg/

>> No.11721746 [DELETED] 

>>11721726
The term is plinko not pinko you coomer consoomer.

>> No.11721747 [DELETED] 

>>11721172
Underrated

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>>11721487
reporting, and holy fuck is it muggy
gonna go to the beach and watch once confirmed for go

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>>11721706
Tell me, why doesn't he wear the mask? Does he feel in charge?

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Imagine how sooner we'd be in colonizing mars if out tax dollars didn't go to feeding ooga boogas in ghettos

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>>11721728
How, SAD.

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>>11721453
>/qa/

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>>11721637
extremely low effort on my part

>> No.11721757 [DELETED] 

>>11721728
>no mask
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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/sfg/ would like to inform everyone here that Boeing would have been first to launch if they didnt outsource the Starliner coding to FUCKING PAJEETS.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/21/spacex-boeing-rivalry-launch/

>Boeing, meanwhile, has continued to struggle. Late last year, its test flight without any astronauts onboard its Starliner spacecraft went terribly awry from the moment it reached orbit. The spacecraft’s onboard computers were off by 11 hours, making the autonomous spacecraft think it was in a different part of the mission. Controllers on the ground had trouble communicating with it.
That just so happens to be within the ballpark of the time difference between India and Florida outside of US DST. UTC-5 to UTC+5:30.

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LAUNCH IS CANCELLED

>> No.11721760 [DELETED] 

>>11721746
>consoomer
Try nofap, pinko

>> No.11721761 [DELETED] 

just joined, are they sending ppls?

>> No.11721762 [DELETED] 

>>11721740
el trumpo

>> No.11721763 [DELETED] 

>>11721746
literally google it

>> No.11721764 [DELETED] 

>>11721730
Sooner or later? China is currently pistol-whipping Russia on launches.

>> No.11721766 [DELETED] 

>>11721728
CRINGE

>> No.11721767 [DELETED] 

>this man undergoes al of this training and is risking his life on this spaceflight
>but it is his wife that is making the biggest sacrifice

>> No.11721768 [DELETED] 

>>11721728
based. God Emperor on site.

>> No.11721769 [DELETED] 

>>11721761
ye

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>>11721758
>That just so happens to be within the ballpark of the time difference between India and Florida outside of US DST. UTC-5 to UTC+5:30.

You telling me no one noticed this shit?

>> No.11721772 [DELETED] 

>>11721740
>I WANT TO PRESS THE BUTTON
>the button?
>THEY TOLD ME THERE WAS A LAUNCH BUTTON

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>>11721512
Here you go fren


WHATS NEXT

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>>11721733
>five (5) years since it last launched
neo-Russia cannot into spaceflight

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>>11721637

>> No.11721777 [DELETED] 

what's everyone drinking itt?

i'm going to make myself a daquiri

>> No.11721778 [DELETED] 

>>11721636
Important functions are on hardware buttons still.

>> No.11721779 [DELETED] 

>>11721723

Дa знaю я. Toжe хoчy, чтoбы пyтинcкoe вopьё Poгoзин ceгoдня кoнкpeтнo cocнyл хyёв.

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>>11721692
>what would you like nudged, Mr. boing.
>the rocket to fail... I want the rocket to fail
>that would be a considerably large nudge. too large, given the interests of my employers.

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>>11721664
why would they be on suicide watch? even more guberment monies to steal if this launch is a success

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These bits about the astronauts feel almost like a eulogy.

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>>11721759
>implying the weather can cancel the launch with Trump on site

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>>11721637

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>>11721777
Just made some coffee.

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>>11721611
That's not very nice to say to Long March!

>> No.11721790 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
A delicious glass of orange juice.
Also, checked.

>> No.11721791 [DELETED] 

I'm about 2 hours south of the launch site right now and it's fucking pouring outside. Is anyone else close to the site getting rain?

>> No.11721793 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
seltzer water

>> No.11721794 [DELETED] 

>>11721767
Think about it anon. She gets deprived of her man, but she doesn't get any of the fun stuff.

>> No.11721795 [DELETED] 

>>11721756
Kek, I was thinking of doing something like that, more specifically the Apu where he is standing there and the men are taking photos of him.

>> No.11721796 [DELETED] 

>>11721758
>blame pajeet.
such cope, should have never even been outsourced in the first place.

>> No.11721797 [DELETED] 

PLEASE NOTICE ME, INSPRUCKER-SENPAI

>> No.11721798 [DELETED] 

>>11721667
>invent turbo pump
>still misses London by 100 miles
its better this way and Germany is united
maybe next time

>> No.11721799 [DELETED] 

i think i was born too late to have a space gf

maybe my son will be born in time to have a space gf?

>> No.11721800 [DELETED] 

I want to hold the first lady's hand.

>> No.11721802 [DELETED] 

#launchamerica
this is my favorite social media website

>> No.11721803 [DELETED] 

>>11721754
>>>
nasa stream ?

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>>11721596
hii, threads going so fast nobody will notice i think u qt

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>>11721785
the only way blue origin can into space

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>>11721584
Do you think they'll actually keep the stream online in the case it goes up in smoke? I'm sure they've got like a minute or something delay on the streams so they can kill it before it turns into a fireball. If that happens and the stream goes down I bet it's just a lot of Fs and RIPs.

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/x/ reporting in

>> No.11721809 [DELETED] 

>>11721558
>ywn take saturn V medial ring

>> No.11721811 [DELETED] 

>>11721787
Maybe she should stop doing Godzilla impressions on Chinese villages then.

>>11721803
Fox News stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrho9XwmJk

Rewind a bit.

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>>11721779
Гoдcпид нaм вceм.

>> No.11721814 [DELETED] 

what, didn't ULA USSF-7 have a go, no go, go audio callout though?

>> No.11721815 [DELETED] 

>>11721791
It's clear after the current line moves through.

https://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?product=N0R&rid=MLB&loop=yes

>> No.11721816 [DELETED] 

>>11721782
just you wait for the fireworks anon :)
-Boeing

>> No.11721817 [DELETED] 

Insprucker has this thread pulled up on his laptop

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>Interstellar is already outdated

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>>11721777
Water.

>> No.11721820 [DELETED] 

>Weather still red
Pack it up, it's fucked.

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>>11721676

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>>11721637
They've come to take Unit 01!!!

>> No.11721824 [DELETED] 

inb4 it launches but disappears into the clouds at t+20s

>> No.11721825 [DELETED] 

>>11714767
Burgers.... IN SPACE.

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How cool would it be to cum right as liftoff happens, memorable right? Not that I would do it or anything

>> No.11721827 [DELETED] 

>>11721814
they aren't in the 21st century

>> No.11721828 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
cafe

>> No.11721829 [DELETED] 

they dont say Go! anymore so there's only one way to get the hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

>> No.11721832 [DELETED] 

>>11721706
replace soldiers with the ninjas

>> No.11721835 [DELETED] 

>>11721728
anybody got a link for trump stream??

>> No.11721836 [DELETED] 

>>11721824
This is almost certain to be the case.

>> No.11721837 [DELETED] 

>>11721817
Hi insprucker

>> No.11721838 [DELETED] 

>>11721808
context on picrel

>> No.11721839 [DELETED] 

>>11721820
have to agree. we're done

>> No.11721841 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
Astronauts would be disappointed in you, coomer. Go do 10 push-ups.

>> No.11721842 [DELETED] 

>>11721817
I'd believe it

>> No.11721843 [DELETED] 

GO

>> No.11721844 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
sparkling pink moscato. quarantining with gf, forgot my whisky at home

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Yay space
Post space waifu

>> No.11721846 [DELETED] 

>>11721838
rippen

>> No.11721847 [DELETED] 

WE HAVE A GO TO PROCEED WITH PROPELLANT LOAD

>> No.11721848 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
diluted lemonade

>> No.11721849 [DELETED] 

LOAD AND GO IS APPROVED!

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>>11721637

>> No.11721852 [DELETED] 

>>11721820
loading propellant

>> No.11721854 [DELETED] 

>>11721783
>trump insists on launching straight into a hurricane
can't tell if based or not

>> No.11721855 [DELETED] 

will they meet joshua dobbs up there?

>> No.11721856 [DELETED] 

Oh yeah baby, load that propellant right into me.

>> No.11721857 [DELETED] 

GO

>> No.11721859 [DELETED] 

GO

>> No.11721860 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
Coffee, feeling like shit
Hope it ain't 'rona

>> No.11721861 [DELETED] 

>>11721835
They just cut it three minutes ago.

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GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD

>> No.11721863 [DELETED] 

GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
>GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
>GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
>GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD

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>>11721453
/wtg/ is GO

>> No.11721865 [DELETED] 

Grimes?

>> No.11721867 [DELETED] 

>>11721838
Social Distance device. in G*emany.

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>>11721826
It would be totally lame to cum at the same time over the internet on some spergy autistic image board.

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>>11721637

>> No.11721871 [DELETED] 

CHINESE JANNIES DELETED THE CHINKSCRAM
共匪 !五毛党!!

>>11721835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrho9XwmJk

>> No.11721872 [DELETED] 

man i'd probably get cold feet right about here

>> No.11721873 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
Bundaberg ginger beer

>> No.11721874 [DELETED] 

HOLD

>> No.11721875 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
whiskey and coke

>> No.11721876 [DELETED] 

GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD
GO FOR PROPELLANT LOAD

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/tv/ HERE

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>>11721845
Hopefully everyone's posting to fast to notice.

>> No.11721879 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LAUNCH THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/BHIo6qwJarI
GOD SPEED BOB AND DOUG

>> No.11721880 [DELETED] 

60 SECONDS UNTIL LAUNCH

>> No.11721881 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
Imagine starting to cum, the thing explodes, but you are already cumming and can't stop
You just came watching two people die in real time

>> No.11721882 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
That would be so weird haha

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>>11721777
literally orange juice

>> No.11721884 [DELETED] 

>roastie used up Earth trying to prevent humanity from leaving

>> No.11721885 [DELETED] 

serious shit is happening, arm retraction

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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.11721886 [DELETED] 

ARM OFF
>ARM OFF
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>ARM OFF
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>ARM OFF

>> No.11721887 [DELETED] 

>white room
wow racist much

>> No.11721888 [DELETED] 

ACCESS ARM RETRACTED

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GO GO GO

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>>11721637

>> No.11721893 [DELETED] 

ARM IS RETRACTING

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>> No.11721895 [DELETED] 

FUCK YOU CLOUDS YOU CAN'T STOP THE USA

>> No.11721896 [DELETED] 

>>11721870
lol

>> No.11721897 [DELETED] 

>>11721870
big laffs friend!

>> No.11721900 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
It's only okay if you cum from your butt!

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>IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.11721901 [DELETED] 

>>11721864
beings of space tovarisch))))))))))

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11721902

>>11721710
I'M SO EXCITED!
AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT AND I THINK I LIKE IT.

Long time no see. I bought a batch of diapers last week which was delivered to a wrong address with my name on it, so that was rather traumatic. But all that's behind me now. Hope you and Mirai are doing well.

SpaceX are aiming to test the Starship prototype in the coming days too. Hype level: 10/10

>> No.11721904 [DELETED] 

Doesn't feel right, they need to cancel.

>> No.11721905 [DELETED] 

Can they just scrub it already instead of giving us false hopes?

>> No.11721906 [DELETED] 
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ARM HAS RETRACTED

>> No.11721908 [DELETED] 

>>11721106

Oh, it's fat as fuck right now. So many contracts coming in, and Huntsville's increasing investment in startups

>> No.11721909 [DELETED] 
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11721909

arm is out

>> No.11721910 [DELETED] 

based HAARP clearing the storm

>> No.11721911 [DELETED] 

ARM OFF
>ARM OFF

GO PROPELLANT

>> No.11721912 [DELETED] 

>arm moving away

Feeling legitimate anxiety and I'm not the one in the pod.

>> No.11721914 [DELETED] 

>>11721878
I see you too browse /trash/

>> No.11721915 [DELETED] 

Florida is good for 2 things - buying cheap cocaine and launching rockets

>> No.11721916 [DELETED] 
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>Soyuz gets based Orthobro blessings
>Dragon doesn't
WTF ELON

>> No.11721917 [DELETED] 

Please be nice to us meteorology-san

>> No.11721918 [DELETED] 

>hard moding this hard
Bravo, Shotwell

>> No.11721919 [DELETED] 

>>11721759
>NOOOOOOO IT CAN'T RAIN TODAY, IT'S A BIG DAY FOR ME

>> No.11721920 [DELETED] 

>>11721774
kek, bless you anon

>> No.11721921 [DELETED] 

POST THE MOST UP TO DATE STREAM QUICK I THINK MINE IS BEHIND

>> No.11721923 [DELETED] 

HAPPENING

ARM IS OFF, HOVERHAND HOVERHAND HOVERHAND

>> No.11721925 [DELETED] 

45% ethanol propellant about to get filled into my tank too.

>> No.11721927 [DELETED] 

>>11721914
Ignore her.
Focus on space.

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Weird confederate timeline is a GO

>> No.11721929 [DELETED] 
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DARK CLOUDS
>DARK CLOUDS
DARK CLOUDS
>DARK CLOUDS
>DARK CLOUDS
DARK CLOUDS
>DARK CLOUDS
DARK CLOUDS

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>>11721329
Have you seen his new show? it's totally /x/ tier.

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11721932

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11721933 [DELETED] 

I had to make a rocket in high school physics class. Watching everyones rockets fly around like cartoon missiles really gave me an understanding of how horrible these could go. I'd never fucking get on one of those things.

>> No.11721934 [DELETED] 

>>11720682
There are a couple of scientists and engineers, but the overwhelming majority are custodial, security, and groundskeeping. I'd consider them the rightmost tip of the bell curve just because they're generally respectable people.

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CLEARING OUT

>> No.11721937 [DELETED] 

ULA SNIPER is GO for KILL

>> No.11721938 [DELETED] 

>>11721916
Elon has the God-Emperor himself in attendance.

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>>11721845
i'd post the cute robot girl from contra rebirth (furfags and fleshfags are plebians) but i don't COOM, so here's meta cooler core instead

>> No.11721941 [DELETED] 

>>11721921
spacex

>> No.11721942 [DELETED] 

>>11721933
pussy

>> No.11721944 [DELETED] 

>Foreskin retracted

>> No.11721945 [DELETED] 

<< IT'S TIME >>

>> No.11721946 [DELETED] 

>>11721927
SPACE WOLVES

>> No.11721947 [DELETED] 

>>11721870
Kek

>> No.11721948 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
Our Lord is watching, always remember

>> No.11721950 [DELETED] 

>>11721870
>NASA/SpaceX establish a PMC to keep Boeing's saboteurs away.

>> No.11721951 [DELETED] 

it would be funny if one of them pulled the escape system lever as a prank right now

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starship SOON

>> No.11721953 [DELETED] 

T-00:42:00

>> No.11721954 [DELETED] 
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>>11720920
/tkmiz/ checking in.

>> No.11721955 [DELETED] 

its over

>> No.11721957 [DELETED] 
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>>11721637

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>everything but the weather is go

OH NO NO NO

>> No.11721959 [DELETED] 

>>11721910
Pence is there, he's got Jesus' cell number. Called in a favor.

>> No.11721960 [DELETED] 
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There are cells developing that will move over the launch pad in approximately 1 hour.

It will not happen.

Look for yourself. The cells are just west of Orlando
https://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=mlb

>> No.11721961 [DELETED] 

>>11721916
Amerimutts are godless creatures
cant blame them the world is heading that way

>> No.11721962 [DELETED] 

too many posts no one will know my ex girlfriend put me in a chastity device

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>40 minutes to go boom
they really need to shorten the shite

>> No.11721967 [DELETED] 

>>11721916
> Baseduz

>> No.11721965 [DELETED] 

>>11721921

OFFICIAL STREAM

>OFFICIAL STREAM

OFFICIAL STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aymrnzianf0

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>>11721946
ANON.
AMERICAN EMPIRE, FUCK WOLVES.

WE ARE GONNA HAVE THIS

>> No.11721968 [DELETED] 

My dick is diamonds.

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/trash/ reporting in

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>>11721845
(hello janitor)

>> No.11721971 [DELETED] 

Do we not have cameras inside the dragon now that the arm has retracted?

>> No.11721972 [DELETED] 

What good will actually come from this?

>> No.11721973 [DELETED] 

>>11721962
I will

>> No.11721974 [DELETED] 

>>11721916
Scientologists will bless it when Tom Cruise launches

>> No.11721975 [DELETED] 

ARE THE NINJAS STILL ONBOARD?

>> No.11721977 [DELETED] 

>>11720725
Desculpe Aí - Pablo.

>> No.11721978 [DELETED] 
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>>11721957
TOP KEK

>> No.11721980 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo


THEME SONG FOR TODAYS LAUNCH

>> No.11721981 [DELETED] 

>>11721933
And that is why fags like you will never get to smash alien pussy.

>> No.11721983 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
Cucking russia

>> No.11721982 [DELETED] 

>>11721960
The upper cell is going towards Daytona.

>> No.11721984 [DELETED] 

How can other countries even compete?

>> No.11721985 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
They might find a cure for your faggotry

>> No.11721986 [DELETED] 

I really hope to get some fresh flat earth and space denial content out of this

>> No.11721987 [DELETED] 

FUCK WEATHER
>FUCK WEATHER

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BOOM

>> No.11721989 [DELETED] 

>>11721960
Its to big to stop now, the POTUS is watching

>> No.11721990 [DELETED] 

Listening to the coms so many of these technicians sound like limp-wristed faggots.

>> No.11721991 [DELETED] 

>>11721962
based
also this is getting scrubbed

>> No.11721993 [DELETED] 

WHY FUEL IT IF YOU‘RE JUST GOING TO SCRUB?

>> No.11721992 [DELETED] 

>>11721965
SpaceX is better fps and less delay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjb9FdVdX5I

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>>11721936

>> No.11721996 [DELETED] 

>>11721466
>>11721477
>>11721500
>>11721511
>>11721533
>>11721567
>>11721577
>>11721588
>>11721700
>all those dubs and a single sequence
We're gonna make it!

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>>11721023
Grimes is a literal post wall 4/10 behaving like a 15 yo goth girl.
He coomed in this crazy bitch of Amber Heard which is much more impressive imo.

>> No.11721994 [DELETED] 

>>11721962
That's pretty hot

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>ruins your launch

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/bant/ reporting in

>> No.11722001 [DELETED] 

>>11721980
sorry this is no homosexual zone

>> No.11722002 [DELETED] 

>>11721980
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR ANON?

>> No.11722004 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
What good will come from anything?

>> No.11722005 [DELETED] 

awwesome.

>> No.11722007 [DELETED] 

>>11721965
>>11721921
spacex or nasa tv if you don't want the commentary https://youtu.be/nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.11722008 [DELETED] 

THEY JUST CANCELLED IT NOOOOOO

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>>11720920
/cyb/sec/ reporting in.

>> No.11722011 [DELETED] 

>>11721826
>>11721948

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>>11721972
>What good will come from this Columbus fellow?

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>>11721957
kino and underrated

>> No.11722015 [DELETED] 

JOKER GET US TO THE RELAY

>> No.11722014 [DELETED] 

>>11721957
lmao

>> No.11722016 [DELETED] 

inb4 the dragon suddenly explodes on the pad again

>> No.11722017 [DELETED] 

>>11721980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPDvsLSnUGc

>> No.11722018 [DELETED] 

>>11722008
nice try fag

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>>11721845

>> No.11722021 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
btfoing Russia and Boeing at the same time

>> No.11722022 [DELETED] 

>>11721980
ok plebbit

>> No.11722023 [DELETED] 

>>11721970
>no hooves
Come on Anon, no need to stoop that low, just don't post.

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>Only paint on this laptop

>> No.11722024 [DELETED] 

Reminder that Elon Musk is a simp

>> No.11722026 [DELETED] 

IT'S CANCELLED KEK

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>>11721453
/tv reporting in

Elon don't leave Jonah behind!!!

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>>11721966

>> No.11722030 [DELETED] 

So if they decide not to launch and instead use the escape system, would that entail using the superdracos to ZOOM away from the falcon?

>> No.11722031 [DELETED] 

>>11721970
The golden age of MLP human port was a coomer paradise.

I miss JhonJoseco

>> No.11722032 [DELETED] 

daily reminder that the SS discovered that the earth is hollow

>> No.11722033 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
what good came from flight? what good came from boats? what good came from automobiles?

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why is this apple cuck talking?

>> No.11722036 [DELETED] 

TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD FOR SCRUB CITY

>> No.11722035 [DELETED] 

>>11722026
>China

>> No.11722037 [DELETED] 

>>11721997
>Amber Heard
sucubus lesbian golddigger who wants to destroy men.
Musk pumped and dumped her and get away with it.

>> No.11722038 [DELETED] 

OY VEY ITS ANUDDA CHALLENGER

>> No.11722039 [DELETED] 

>take steps to leave Earth
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Earth is such a clingy bitch

>> No.11722040 [DELETED] 

For me, it's Rocket Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD2miskgDK4

>> No.11722042 [DELETED] 

>>11722013
Based Chadly

>> No.11722043 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
proof of cheap space travel

>> No.11722046 [DELETED] 

Wasn’t this supposed to be at the 3:33 meme time? It’s already 3:54

>> No.11722047 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ
Leaked: music for the official stream for T0

>> No.11722045 [DELETED] 

>>11721999
Unironically kill yourself

>> No.11722049 [DELETED] 

>>11721945
>>11721945
WE FUCKING WHITE BIRD NOW, BUDDY.

>> No.11722050 [DELETED] 

what is the deal with ninjas? why do people keep mentioning ninjas? is this a meme?

>> No.11722051 [DELETED] 
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11722051

LAUNCH SOUNDTRACKS

Apollo 13
Start at T-6:06
https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU

First Man
Start at T-3:30
https://youtu.be/sr2EnBzyjfc

Interstellar
Start at T-0:45
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8

Godspeed

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/kspg/ reporting in.

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>>11721777
Protein Shake
/fit/ /pol/ and /k/ checking in

>> No.11722058 [DELETED] 

>>11722012
What good came out of it? Racism and genocide?

>> No.11722056 [DELETED] 

>>11722032
just like yourir brain lol

>> No.11722057 [DELETED] 

cancelled

>> No.11722059 [DELETED] 

>>11722012
>Ywn massacre millions of indigenous people

>> No.11722060 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
Blacks will no longer hold humanity back from the conquest of the final frontier of space

>> No.11722061 [DELETED] 

>>11722020
breddy gud taste

>> No.11722062 [DELETED] 

Humans have always operated with the opportunity of a new frontier to explore, Europe, the Americas and Asia and the Moon and for a short while, the Internet.

In 40 minutes we will know if the Illuminati wants our hopes and spirits of exploring a new fronteer lifted or irrevocably crushed for decades.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.11722064 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
checked, whiskey here

>> No.11722065 [DELETED] 

>>11721777
milk, of course

>> No.11722066 [DELETED] 

>>11722037
>sucubus lesbian
Makes my dick hard just thinking about it

>> No.11722067 [DELETED] 

>China trying to shut this down with fake info here


ALL AMERICANS, ATTACK CHINA

>> No.11722070 [DELETED] 

>>11722058
Yes.

>> No.11722071 [DELETED] 

>>11721972
It's the first manned launch for the company driving for commercial space flight. If this is successful they're much closer to actually putting people in to space because they've done it once which means they can do it again.

>> No.11722072 [DELETED] 

>>11722050
ninjas? I havent seen any ninjas

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>>11721845

>> No.11722074 [DELETED] 

>>11722046
no, it was supposed to be 4:33 or 4:35

>> No.11722075 [DELETED] 
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>>11721494
ATTENTION NINJA SPACE MARINES
THE COMMUNISTS BELOW YOU ARE OCCUPYING ENCELADUS COLONY
PURGE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE HEAVENS
WE DROP IN FIVE

>> No.11722078 [DELETED] 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING READY LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722076 [DELETED] 
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11722076

So how fucked in SpaceX if it explodes?

>> No.11722077 [DELETED] 

THEY JUST CANCELLED IT

AMERICA BTFO

RUSSIA WINS AGAIN

>> No.11722079

I LIKE THOSE ASTROSUITS

>> No.11722080
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>>11722026
are you 10 years old?!?!?!

>> No.11722081

I mean space is fake and all but that's still pretty cool.

>> No.11722082

>>11721777
checked & coke with a cheeky burger

>> No.11722083

Daily reminder they are not gonna scrub it, if Trump is watching.

>> No.11722084
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>>11722050

>> No.11722085
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>Japan mentioned

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Propellant load!

>> No.11722087
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11722087

sy/m/phogear here let's do this

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IM GONNA RUN TO WENDYS REAL QUICK ITS DOWN THE ROAD WHAT DOES /sci/ WANT HURRY HURRY HURRY

>> No.11722090

>>11720615
Not much at all except maybe the pinging drops on the scaffolding to the sides of them. The roof part would be quiet unless it was hail

>> No.11722091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVm_ljDSdwA

>> No.11722092

PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD
PROPELLANT LOAD
>PROPELLANT LOAD

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>>11722053
Hello

>> No.11722094

>>11722058
>>11722059
Based.

>> No.11722095

>>11722063
and another 800k watching on spacex feed

>> No.11722096 [DELETED] 

>>11722057
(Btw I can see your IP, you're saying the same shit)

>> No.11722097

Fellow bongs, will it be visible in the sky tonight?

>> No.11722098

>>11722063
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS

>> No.11722099

>>11722063
league of legends tournies get more viewers

>> No.11722100

IT'S OVER THEY CANCELLED IT

>> No.11722101
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funny looking chimney you've got there, i'll have it down in no time

>> No.11722102
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boom

>> No.11722103
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>>11721637

>> No.11722105
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>>11722050

>> No.11722104

>>11722050
some of the technicians wore suits that looked like ninjas. Look up space x ninja

>> No.11722106

>>11722051
>interstellar
SpaceX personnel here. We're actually playing this at T-0:44:
https://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ

>> No.11722107

>>11722076
10 years before another manned launch attempt, at minimum.

>> No.11722108

>>11722079
I'm accusing you of cheating

>> No.11722109

>>11722063
PFFFFT
that's not even 10000 times the views my videos get!

>> No.11722110
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11722110

>>11721637

>> No.11722111

>>11722089
can i pls have a small chocolate frosty and medium fries

>> No.11722113

>>11722081
THEN WHO WAS MOON?

>> No.11722114
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>>11722051
Pre-Launch Soundtrack for Shat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52b4yORX6U

>> No.11722116

>>11722089
BACONATOR WITH A VANILLA FROSTY

>> No.11722117

REMINDER TO ALWAYS FUCK THE PUSSY

>> No.11722118

>>11722089
I want your cock in my mouth right fucking now.

>> No.11722119

so what about starship?

enough of these 2kg $1,000,000,000 launches

>> No.11722120

GOOSE PUMPS
>GOOSE PUMPS
GOOSE PUMPS
>GOOSE PUMPS

>> No.11722121

>>11722081
It's just to flex on the Russians, showing that we have the money to waste on space larping

>> No.11722123

>>11722089
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.11722122

GUYS GUYS
THEY'LL STAY ON THE ISS RIGHT?

>> No.11722125

>>11722089
Tendies! Thanks mom!

>> No.11722126

>>11722089
Chicken sandwich with keshup, HURRY

>> No.11722127

Is it wrong that I want the rocket to blow up? Would make for a better show desu.

>> No.11722128

>>11722080
The Trouble With Being Airborne

>> No.11722129
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11722129

AHHH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO NATIONALIZE THE COMMERCIAL SPACEFLIGHT INDUSTRY!

>> No.11722130

>>11722031
>No hooves
>paradise
gtfo of my board

>> No.11722131

>>11722076
it will literally end the company. even if ULA and blue origin didnt exist it would be over

>> No.11722133
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>>11721845
Jeff Bezos may not be making it to space today, but he sure makes a cute rocket.

>> No.11722134
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11722134

Boeing must be seething hard to shitpost like this.

>> No.11722135

OH SHIT IT EXPLODED

>> No.11722136

>>11722076
I'd say the entire space industry would be fucked. It would set back the entire space industry for generations

>> No.11722138
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>>11721845

>> No.11722139

>>11722089
Shit nigger get me an icecream

>> No.11722140

>>11722108
OH NO

>> No.11722141

>>11722059
>injuns end up having big ass casinos
>darkies barely do anything in the US after slavery ends
It's what you do after falling down that matters.

>> No.11722144

>>11721453

Go and make /his/tory

>> No.11722145

I GOT A LOAD FOR YOU RIGHT HERE BITCH!!

>> No.11722146
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11722146

>my grandkids will get to enjoy commercialized space flight while I'm stuck in a home shitting into a tube

It's not fair

>> No.11722147

>>11722058
An entire race of people made just to have sex with white penis

>> No.11722148

>>11722089
spicy nuggies

>> No.11722149
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11722149

>>11722087
>posting best giah while you are at it
PROPELLANT LOAD STARTED

>> No.11722150

LOX load started

>> No.11722151

>>11722089
Baconator with fries and a coke!

>> No.11722153

>liquid oxygen
>L. Oxygen
>LOX
fucking kikes

>> No.11722154

COUNTDOWN
-04:15:00 Crew weather brief
-04:05:00 Crew handoff
-04:00:00 Suit donning and checkouts
-03:22:00 Crew Walk Out from Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building
-03:15:00 Crew Transportation to Launch Complex 39A
-02:55:00 Crew arrives at pad
-02:35:00 Crew ingress
-02:20:00 Communication check
-02:15:00 Verify ready for seat rotation
-02:14:00 Suit leak checks
-01:55:00 Hatch close
-00:45:00 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for propellant load
-00:42:00 Crew access arm retracts
-00:37:00 Dragon launch escape system is armed
-00:35:00 RP-1 (rocket grade kerosene) loading begins
-00:35:00 1st stage LOX (liquid oxygen) loading begins
---------------- YOU ARE HERE ---------------------
-00:16:00 2nd stage LOX loading begins
-00:07:00 Falcon 9 begins engine chill prior to launch
-00:05:00 Dragon transitions to internal power
-00:01:00 Command flight computer to begin final prelaunch checks
-00:01:00 Propellant tank pressurization to flight pressure begins
-00:00:45 SpaceX Launch Director verifies go for launch
-00:00:03 Engine controller commands engine ignition sequence to start
-00:00:00 Falcon 9 liftoff

LAUNCH, LANDING AND DRAGON DEPLOYMENT
+00:00:58 Max Q (moment of peak mechanical stress on the rocket)
+00:02:33 1st stage main engine cutoff (MECO)
+00:02:36 1st and 2nd stages separate
+00:02:44 2nd stage engine starts
+00:07:15 1st stage entry burn
+00:08:47 2nd stage engine cutoff (SECO-1)
+00:08:52 1st stage entry burn
+00:09:22 1st stage landing
+00:12:00 Crew Dragon separates from 2nd stage
+00:12:46 Dragon nosecone open sequence begins

>> No.11722156
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>>11721845

>> No.11722157
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>>11722101

>> No.11722158

Launch theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHYKpLN1kio

>> No.11722159

>>11722101
I did not expect Fred Dibnah is this thread.

>> No.11722160
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>> No.11722162
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11722162

CONQUER THE GALAXY

GLORIOUS MILLENNIUM AWAITS

>> No.11722161

>>11722089
SHIT SHIT SHIT UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME SOME SPICY NUGS AND ONE OF THOSE CHOCOLATE SHAKE THINGS! GODSPEED!

>> No.11722165
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>>11722133
fuck off Bezos

>> No.11722164

>>11722105
>>11722110
Why are they ninjas?

>> No.11722166

>>11722073
QT!

>> No.11722168
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11722168

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEND YOUR STRENGTH TO THE SPIRIT BOMB FOR THE LAUNCH!

>> No.11722169

>>11722149
made for pump and dump

>> No.11722170

>SpaceX branded buttplugs

>> No.11722171
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>>11722053
Hullo

>> No.11722172
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My body is ready

>> No.11722174

its fake

>> No.11722173
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11722173

>>11721453
/sthg/ is go.

Here we go again.

>> No.11722175

>>11722089
BACONATOR AND NUGGETS
with a side of fries

>> No.11722176

>>11722033
so just transportation, ok

>> No.11722177

what if rocket go down instead of up????

>> No.11722179
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11722179

OFFICIAL ELON MUSK THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBVET4Jb0Q

>> No.11722178

>All the hosts who sound dumb as fuck are brown
>All the actual engineers and scientists who get no screentime are white
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>> No.11722180
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11722180

If they cancel it last minute because of weather I genuinely might break something

>> No.11722181

YEAH RUB THAT WHITE ROCKET, BITCH

>> No.11722182

>>11722154
WHERE DO THE ALIENS COME IN ANON?

>> No.11722183

Holyshit i want that mini capsule
Do they sell it ?

>> No.11722185
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11722185

>actually loading prop

>> No.11722186

>>11722154
Thank you anon

>> No.11722187
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11722187

>>11722149
I WANNA FRY FRY

>> No.11722188
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11722188

>that's one small step for [a] sperg... one giant leap for spergkind

>> No.11722189

Are they really going to steer with touchscreens if automation fails?
Seems a bit gimmicky

>> No.11722190

very american presenters

>> No.11722191

.no hot spacex engineer wife

fuck this gay earth

>> No.11722193

Do you reckon any ayys are watching?

>> No.11722194

>>11722170
>simulate the vibrations of launch

>> No.11722195

How does SpaceX get the hottest bitchest for their streams? Not overly hot but approachable girls that seem to sort of know what they're talking about

>> No.11722196

I want that model to activate its launch escape from her hand and crash into the ceiling

>> No.11722198

>>11721989
Nah, NASA drills the lessons of Challenger into every employee, and they'll never let management pressure force an unsafe launch even from the very top.

>> No.11722197
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>>11721453
/a/

>> No.11722199
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11722199

haha what if she used this as a buttplug haha

>> No.11722200

>>11722089
CHICKEN SNADWHICH AHHHHHH

>> No.11722201

that's quite a cute black woman :)

>> No.11722203
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>>11721453
It's go from /x/, let's see some ayys

>> No.11722204
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11722204

That black queen can fondle my rocket any day.

>> No.11722205
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11722205

she’s hot

>> No.11722206

IS THERE A STREAM WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY SEE WHATS HAPPENING I DONT CARE ABOUT SOME BLACK WOMEN I JUST WANNA SEE THE FUCKING ASTRONAUTS

>> No.11722207
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>> No.11722209

>>11722180
I'm just sitting here and thinking why is it taking so long for them to cancel it.

>> No.11722208

>>11722180
First time?

>> No.11722212

FLORIDA FIX YOUR FUCKING WEATHER

>> No.11722211

>trending the wrong way

>> No.11722213

>>11722189
buttons under the touchscreens

>> No.11722214

If it explodes will Elon be able to recover?

>> No.11722215

>>11722071
ok this is a good answer, thank you

>> No.11722216

>>11722154
whats the most likely time for it to explode

>> No.11722217

>weather is trending the wrong way right now

>> No.11722218

>bi engines
/pol/ in absolute shambles!

>> No.11722219

FUKKKKKKKK

>> No.11722220

>>11722199
I would let this ebony goddess tickle my dragon capsule anytime if you catch my drift

>> No.11722222
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11722222

>>11722162
uncle bob?!

>> No.11722221
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>>11721453
TV/ NO GAAN

>> No.11722223

>weather trending wrong way
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11722224

>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
NONONONONONONO

>> No.11722225

SHE CUTE
SHE CUTE
SHE CUTE
SHE CUTE
SHE CUTE

>> No.11722226

>>11721647
>Not knowing Ohio is really Connecticut in disguise.

>> No.11722227

I WANT THAT MODEL

>> No.11722230

>weather's turning bad
Oh no no no no no

>> No.11722231

>>11722103
kek

>> No.11722232

>>11722206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ
This one just has technical chatter but it's not showing inside for the most part.

>> No.11722233

>>11722180
Have some tendies at the ready just in case.

>> No.11722234

STAGE 1 RP1 AND LOX LOADING

>> No.11722235
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11722235

>SPACEX
>pronounced SPACE EX
>not Spasx

>> No.11722236

>weather is bad
shit shit shit

>> No.11722237

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wj55fWckkU

>> No.11722238

im on the verge of tears bros......

>> No.11722239

SEE YOU IN HELL SENATE LAUNCH SYSTEM FUCK YES

>> No.11722240

FUCK YOU WEATHER
FUCK YOU WEATHER
FUCK YOU WEATHER
FUCK YOU WEATHER
FUCK YOU WEATHER
FUCK YOU WEATHER

>> No.11722241

WEATHER TRENDING BACK TO LAUNCH SITE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

>> No.11722242

complete the Fire Triangle

>> No.11722245

>>11722222
check'd

>> No.11722243

RAIN IN 5 MINUTES

>> No.11722247

IT'S OVER

>> No.11722246

>>11722216
Max Q

>> No.11722248

>>11722207
dammit, kim.

>> No.11722249

>>11722188
That's a um uh small umm step for like uh ahem for [a] um man and uh one like maybe ahem giant leap for uh mankind

>> No.11722250

>>11721951
lmao, that would be EPIC XDDDDD

=P

>> No.11722251

>>11722206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ&feature=youtu.be

>> No.11722252

WEATHER IS A NO GO

I REPEAT

WEATHER IS A NO GO

ABORT

ABORT

ABORT

>> No.11722253
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11722253

Could this ever be achieved without capitalism?

>> No.11722254
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11722254

/vp/ reporting in

>> No.11722255

>>11722154
thx anon

>> No.11722256

>>11722205
Imagine her grapefruiting you just like that

>> No.11722257

>>11722214
of course, hes already wearing a funeral suit so he expects it to blow

>> No.11722258

HUMANITY WAS NOT MEANT TO LEAVE
EARTH WANTS YOU TO DIE HERE

>> No.11722259

>>11722205
born to be B L E A C H E D

>> No.11722260

I told you niggas
I told you storms would move in

>> No.11722261

>>11722205
imagine that being your dick haha

>> No.11722262
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11722262

>>11722025
The astral delegates, Elon. Don't make me repeat myself.

>> No.11722263

>>11722207
based

>> No.11722264

>>11722165
Are there any more of these? That one is the only one I could ever find

>> No.11722265

IT'S CANCELLED, IT'S OVER

>> No.11722268
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11722268

>>11722063

meh, 6ix9ine got 2.5 mil on his insta feed

>> No.11722267

>>11722199
She cute

>> No.11722269

T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
T-MINUS 30 MINUTES
>T-MINUS 30 MINUTES

>> No.11722270
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>>11721453
/rbmk/ GO GO GO GO

we confirm steady flow of water through the core

>> No.11722272

>>11714767
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WEATHERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11722273

>>11722222
Holy fuck, checked

>> No.11722274

its cloudy I heard

>> No.11722275

>>11722103
the best one yet

>> No.11722276
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>>11722168
WAY BEHIND YOU, GOKU

>> No.11722277

is the rp-1 also chilled? that's why it can't be sitting in the rocket beforehand?

>> No.11722278

IS IT HOT IN THERE ANON?

>> No.11722279

>>11722207
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722280
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11722280

BAKOOOOM

>> No.11722281

When's the next launch window?

>> No.11722282

>>11722207
yo

>> No.11722283

FUCK OFF THOR LET THIS DRAGON FLY

>> No.11722284

>commercial space travel will just be a fact of life for my grandkids like TV is for me

>> No.11722285

>>11722217
>>11722224
When will we invent a rocket that can take off on an overcast day?

>> No.11722286

>>11722207
Get a heartatack and fuck of kim.

>> No.11722287
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>>11722089
A baconator!!!!!!!!

>> No.11722288
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11722288

>>11722207

>> No.11722289
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11722289

>>11722158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UIYMxZRLf0
Better song
>>11721453
/mu/ here
Very significant moment for /prog/, think of all the crazy shit can be done having this moment as an inspiration

>> No.11722290
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11722290

>prop loading
>weather expected to turn green at t-13
God damn fucking awesome. We finally get Mercury+Apollo sequence in modern times except this time we're going to space to STAY. Have a glorious journey to space and into history your beautiful bastards.

>> No.11722291
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11722291

/trek/ reporting in

>> No.11722292

>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
>WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY
WEATHER TRENDING THE WRONG WAY

>> No.11722293

i thought america was supposed to be dry and sunny all the time?

its perfectly fine in bongland

>> No.11722295

>>11722235
> Spasex

>> No.11722294

>>11722277
safety

>> No.11722298
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11722298

>>11721637
Have some low effort from an old shoop I made.

>> No.11722297

>>11722277
Too risky to have it filled, might explode. They only fill once the LES is on

>> No.11722299

>>11722224
the fuck you talking about, it going south of it

>> No.11722302

30 MINUTES
FUCK RAIN

>> No.11722301

((Lox))

>> No.11722300

>>11722089
tendies and a frosty

>> No.11722303

>>11722206
look it up bro

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-launch-today-nasa-astronauts-time-channel-stream-weather/

>> No.11722305
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>>11722138
Best Girl

>> No.11722306

imagine
>mr president, the russians have launched their full nuclear arsenal
>launch our rockets!
>w-we can't... there's a bit of rain over florida...

>> No.11722304

How much money will they waste because of the weather?

>> No.11722307

30-ISH MINUTES! HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES

>> No.11722309

CDR WE REPORT WEATHER NO-GO
>CDR WE REPORT WEATHER NO-GO
CDR WE REPORT WEATHER NO-GO
>CDR WE REPORT WEATHER NO-GO

>> No.11722308

NO GO CONFIRMED

>> No.11722312
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11722312

I CAN'T HELP IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722311

>>11722089

The usual:

> #12 Barbecue burger, medium
> dave's cherry cream soda
> one chocolate chip and one double chocolate ghiradelli cookie

>> No.11722313

Will I be able to see them from the UK???

>> No.11722314

>>11722281
from OP
>Backup launch date: Saturday, May 30 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC & Sunday, May 31 3:00 PM EDT / 19:00 UTC

>> No.11722315

>>11722103
Fucking perfect

>> No.11722316

>>11722221
Based van zanten.

>> No.11722318

>>11722207
damn

>> No.11722317

>>11722293
dis florida son

>> No.11722319

>>11722235
SPACESEX

>> No.11722320
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11722320

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.11722321
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11722321

Tucker ,,Mouthbreather'' Carlson would hate this as he would any kind of scientific breakthrough

>> No.11722322
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11722322

>>11722252
I"m gunna fucking kick you in the balls!!
cut it out!!

>> No.11722324

NOT A CANCELED LAUNCH
NOT ON TRUMP'S WATCH
DO SOMETHING TRUMP
DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE

>> No.11722325

NO GO BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER

NO GO BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER

>> No.11722326

AHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER, GET FUCKED NERDS, YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A LITTLE RAIN, MOTHER NATURE WINS

>> No.11722327

>>11722235
Spay Sex

>> No.11722328

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.11722329

>>11722306
They don't give a fuck for unmanned launches

>> No.11722330

Getting real fucking cloudy

>> No.11722331

>>11722264
only one i could find

>> No.11722332
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11722332

>>11722268
based scum ganger

>> No.11722333

LAUNCH IT NOW

>> No.11722334
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11722334

Why is rain such a no go situation for rockets?? They go up into space surely they can handle rain no?

>> No.11722335

RUSSIAN WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE IS MESSING WITH OUR CHEM TRAILS NOOOOOOO

>> No.11722336

IT'S A GO!

>> No.11722337
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11722337

https://twitter.com/JimBridenstine/status/1265735546711748610

>> No.11722338

>>11722235
The full company name is Space Exploration Technologies

>> No.11722339
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11722339

>>11722207

>> No.11722340

How much cheaper is this trip because of SpaceX? Is there some data on what does their collaboration changes?

>> No.11722342
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11722342

>>11722306
baka ka?

>> No.11722343

>>11722293
There are thunderstorms basically every afternoon during the warm summer months across the US south.

>> No.11722345
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11722345

>>11722207
USSC NOW!

>> No.11722344
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11722344

>>11722168
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722346

>>11722313
Yes I read on Twitter it will be visible in the UK with the naked eye, going west to east

>> No.11722348
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11722348

I need to meet some ayy waifus

>> No.11722347

NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO NO GO

>> No.11722349

>>11722299
it's the chinks trying to shut down the thread

>> No.11722350

FUCK IT EXPLODED

>> No.11722351

>>11722321
Tucker has never said anything against space tech

>> No.11722352

>>11722337
TO BIG TO FAIL

>> No.11722353

>>11722334
the rain puts out the rocket

>> No.11722354

>>11722321
Cringe

>> No.11722355

>>11722333
CHECK THEM

>> No.11722356

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MAY THIRTIETH!

>> No.11722358

why can't they just wait another 30mins?

>> No.11722359

>>11722334
wind

>> No.11722360

>>11722298
lmao based

>> No.11722361
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11722361

>>11721728
It's a clone, kek. Rocket's planned to bop midair, so they sent the LMD

>> No.11722363

>>11722340
$40millio a seat vs $90 a seat on Soyuz

>> No.11722364

>>11722334
Strong winds can blow rockets off course. The longer and thinner the rocket is, the worse the effects. The Falcon 9 is a very long and thin rocket.

>> No.11722365

>>11722334
No windshield wipers

>> No.11722366
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11722366

why not shoot the clouds so they go away?

>> No.11722367

Dont give up! Remain hopeful and this will happen!

>> No.11722368
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11722368

>>11722335
kek

>> No.11722369

>>11722324
>expecting dementia babyhands man to accomplish anything of value ever
top fucking kek

>> No.11722370

MAY 30 LAUNCH

>> No.11722371
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11722371

STOP TRYING TO JINX IT

>> No.11722372

>>11722103
Needs an MKV with sound

>> No.11722374

>>11721873
Noice, I'm more of a sarsaparilla fan myself

>> No.11722373

>>11722168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722375

>>11721777
I'm ready to crack a Dragontooth Stout if it manages to lift off today.

>> No.11722377

>>11722322
Who's this nip?

>> No.11722376
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11722376

>>11722301
delisioush shmoked shalmon?

>> No.11722378

IGNORE THE STUPID RUSSIAN NO GO SHILLS
LITERAL RUSSIAN PSY-OP

>> No.11722379
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11722379

BEGONE CLOUDS

>> No.11722380

I WANT THE ROCKET TO BLOW UP

>> No.11722381

fuk u weather GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOOGO

>> No.11722382
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11722382

Welcome to the Sunshine State.

Dubs and everyone gets a free publix sub

>> No.11722383

>Weather is one of the biggest factors in a rocket launch
>Build a space center in fucking Florida
Zero foresight

>> No.11722384
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11722384

>>11722358
Play kerbal space program

>> No.11722387
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11722387

>Elon Musk

>> No.11722385

>>11722355
BACK AT YOU

>> No.11722388

>>11722369
grempf

>> No.11722390
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11722390

Launching from Florida
How fucking retarded are these space people ?!?!

>> No.11722391

>>11722253
No, civilization and all valuable human endeavors are not achievable without liberty in the long term.

>> No.11722392
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11722392

Isn't a bit too early for the space force to be a thing?

>> No.11722393

>LIGHTNING
AHAHAHAH
>LIGHTNING
AHAHAHAH
>LIGHTNING
AHAHAHAH
>LIGHTNING
AHAHAHAH

>> No.11722394

>>11722358
The position of the ISS has to be aligned so they don't have to spend a few days in space before getting to dock

>> No.11722395
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11722395

>>11722168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722396

>>11722358
Because ISS is moving.

>> No.11722397

UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20
>UPDATE AT T-MINUS 20

>> No.11722398

>LIGHTNING ENERGY DISSIPATION RED

>> No.11722399
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11722399

THIS IS IT.
THEY ARE DOING THE FINAL RESEARCH

>> No.11722400

update on lightning in t minus 20

>> No.11722401

MORE WEATHER DATA IN 6 MINUTES

>> No.11722402

>>11722358
Need to match the ISS orbit exactly to get right iclination.

>> No.11722404

>>11722222
ice umbers

>> No.11722403

T MINUS 20
THE FINAL TIME
NO GO NO GO

>> No.11722406

ITS SCRUBBED, IT'S OVER, AMERIFATS BTFO

>> No.11722405

VOICE CRACK

>> No.11722407

they'll cancel at t-20 then

>> No.11722408

t-20 IS THE WEATHER ULTIMATUM

>> No.11722409
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11722409

>>11722343
>building a space station in storm land
americans

>> No.11722412
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11722412

>evaluating weather

no pls no

they're going to cancel it today aren't they?

>> No.11722410

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH NO GO

FUCK AMERICA

>> No.11722411
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11722411

EARTH KNOWS

>> No.11722413
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11722413

>no go because of rain
This aint no Challenger you fucking NASA niggers

>> No.11722415

NOOO SHELBY NOT THE LIGHTNING

>> No.11722416

>>11722334
Because they're pussies. Some guy goes "man I dunno about that rain...", "it's fine you fag", "oook, but if it blows up it's on you", "OH FUCK".

>> No.11722417

LIGHTING

>> No.11722418

>>11722350
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE!!! THIS ISNT RIGHT THAT WAS OURS

>> No.11722419

>>11722207
fine

>> No.11722420

6 FUCKING MINUTES

>> No.11722421

Getting scrubbed in six minutes time

>> No.11722422

What a cocktease if the scrub

>> No.11722423

Dubs they die, trips they survive

>> No.11722424

The weather is turning because Elon didn't Christen this rocket!
He had an Orthodox priest bless the last one and it was successful

>> No.11722425

>amerilards literally camped for this

PFTTHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

WHO ELSE HERE LAUGHING?

>> No.11722426
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11722426

>>11722336
>>11722337
OH NO NO NO... LAUNCH FEVER IS KICKING IN, GET READY FOR A NATIONAL TRAGEDY.

>> No.11722428

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.11722429
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11722429

>They didn't say no go
>Euros thinks its over

>> No.11722430

LAUNCHH CANCELLED
AMERICA BTFO

RUSSIA WINS AGAIN

>> No.11722431

>>11722101
FRED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722432

if the ISS circles the planet every 9 minutes why can't they just wait another 9 minutes and so on and so on until the weather is good?

>> No.11722433

>>11722390
you need to be as close al possible to the equator, nigger

>> No.11722434

>>11722058
based columbus

>> No.11722435

I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OhVBhrLw6Jw

>> No.11722437

>>11722387
this hasn't aged well

>> No.11722438

FUCK

>> No.11722436

>>11722393
DISSIPATING

>> No.11722439

>>11722358
a rocket is a giant bomb

>> No.11722440

>birthing
oh, my

>> No.11722441

>>11722423
Escape confirmed?

>> No.11722442

MANAGING EXPECTATIONS

LAUNCH CANCEL INCOMING

>> No.11722444

>>11722387
I fucking hate boomers

>> No.11722445

>Amerifats fucked by some drizzle
O I am laffin

>> No.11722446

It's over, pack your bags and wait for the 30th.

>> No.11722447

SIX MINUTES

>> No.11722448

>>11722413
no its much more thinner and poorly built

>> No.11722449

>>11722340
>suit
Russia charged 81 million per seat, Spacex will charge 20 million

>> No.11722450

JUST
USE
A
TRAMPOLINE

>> No.11722452

>>11722394
>>11722402
>>11722396
doesn't it fly over multiple times a day?

>> No.11722455

>common birthing mechanism

>> No.11722456

Weather can suck my wiener

>> No.11722458
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11722458

WE NEED MORE STRENGTH THAN THIS FOR THE LAUNCH

WE NEED MORE!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH 4CHAN!

>> No.11722459

>>11722168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722461

>>11722383
you do realize why its in florida dont you? dont you?

>> No.11722462

IT'S ONLY A BIT OF LIGHTNING YOU FUCKING PUSSYS

>> No.11722463

dubs canceled due to lightning
trips go ahead

>> No.11722464

what did nasa mean by this

https://twitter.com/NASAGoddard/status/1265734458956800003?s=20

>> No.11722465

>>11722392
It needs to be a thing before other countries realise it is a thing.

Once a government expands into space it can grow unchecked till nothing on earth could rival it.

>> No.11722466
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11722466

>>11722165
>>11722264
>>11722331
I found more, will post as fast as captcha lets me

>> No.11722467

>>11722334

Look up the Apollo 12 launch.

>> No.11722468

STAGE 2 LOADING BEGINNING

>> No.11722469

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ELON BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

>> No.11722470

dubs for cancel

>> No.11722471
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11722471

>there are zoomers who can legally post on this website that have never seen a manned space craft launch from america

>> No.11722472
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11722472

>cucked by weather
lmao

>> No.11722474

ITS OVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11722475

950k on spacex feed jesus fucking christ

>> No.11722476

RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS RUSSIA WINS

>> No.11722477

IF AMERICANS CANT HANDLE A LITTLE LIGHTNING HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO FIGHT A WAR AGAINST CHINA

>> No.11722478

>>11722366
The clouds would shoot back, nigga

>> No.11722479

>>11722450
>he doesn't own a space ladder
poorfag

>> No.11722481

>>11722387
>edited ben garrison comic
post the original anon

>> No.11722482
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11722482

Clouds, why don't you vanish?

>> No.11722483

Demiurge of the Simulation, bless this material world and rocket, so that it may still launch today against all odds!

>> No.11722484
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11722484

Space wojak reporting in

>> No.11722485

>inb4 Trump has a temper tantrum over NO GO

>> No.11722486

>>11722409
>what is rotation

>> No.11722487

fuck you weatherchan

>> No.11722488

I hope it will collide with Air Farce One midair.

>> No.11722489
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11722489

>>11722168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722490

>>11722452
Not with Florida also in the right place to get the dragon to match the inclination of the ISS

>> No.11722491
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11722491

>>11722420
no way this is real

>> No.11722492
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11722492

>>11722207
Thank you based rocket man!

>> No.11722493
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11722493

Post YFW the launch fails and humans become stuck on this God forsaken garbage rock forever

>> No.11722494
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11722494

>> No.11722495

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.11722497

>burgers in charge of weather

>> No.11722496

>>11722452
but not exactly at the same spot

>> No.11722498

OGRE

>> No.11722499
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11722499

I'm too hard for them to scrub

>> No.11722500

>>11722444
They hate innovation because it could upset their welfare checks.

>> No.11722501
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11722501

>>11722222

>> No.11722502

>>11722458
あああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> No.11722504

HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU DOCK BEFORE LAUNCH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
https://iss-sim.spacex.com/

>> No.11722505

>>11722472
i hate the BBC

>> No.11722506

>>11722334
Lightning can be a real threat to the rocket.

>> No.11722507

Can't the just attach a lightning rod on the rocket or something?

>> No.11722508
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11722508

THE DOT IS NORMAL
I REPEAT, THE DOT IS NORMAL

>> No.11722509
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11722509

>>11722264
I have a collection. And a 4chan Pass, unlike the other fag.

>> No.11722511
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11722511

>>11722466

>> No.11722513

>>11722387
wow i used to like zyklon ben but he has gone too far this time

>> No.11722514
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11722514

>>11722458

>> No.11722515

Putin wins. Communism is triumphant comrades

>> No.11722516

KEKED BY THE WEATHER JEW
MOTHER NATURE HAS A LONG NOSE

>> No.11722517

THREAD IS MOVING SO FAST SO THAT NO ONE WILL SEE I LOVE COCK

>> No.11722518
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11722518

>>11722458

>> No.11722519
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11722519

>>11722466

>> No.11722520
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11722520

DUBS AND WE ALL GET GIRLFRIENDS!

>> No.11722522

>3 MINUTES!
3 MINUTES!
>3 MINUTES!
3 MINUTES!
>3 MINUTES!
3 MINUTES!
>3 MINUTES!
3 MINUTES!
>3 MINUTES!
3 MINUTES!

>> No.11722521

>>11722363
>>11722449
Thanks but, 40 or 20?

>> No.11722523
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11722523

>its another Spacex hypes up the weather being bad only to launch the rocket like always
getting a little tired of this rerun /sci/

>> No.11722525

>>11722476
Go home armatard

>> No.11722526

/weather clear
/weather clear
/weather clear

>> No.11722527

>>11722470
Reroll

>> No.11722528

>>11722222
fuckin checked

>> No.11722530
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11722530

>>11722509

>> No.11722531

if dubs, we are good for launch

>> No.11722532
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11722532

>>11722458
MAKE THIS ENERGY COUNT

>> No.11722533
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11722533

>>11722458
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722534

WILL THEY DOCK WITH THE STATION LIVE OR IS IT JUST A TRIP TO SPACE AND BACK.

PLZ RESPOND.

>> No.11722535

>>11722383
Trips to space have to travel eastwards and closer to the equator the better

>> No.11722536

>>11722493
Weren't we already? This is the only planet we'll conquer, and even that comes at the cost of the survival of our species.

>> No.11722537
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11722537

>>11722519

>> No.11722538
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11722538

>>11722168
GGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722539

>>11722471
ITS MY FIRST TIME PLS LAUNCH PLS LAUNCH PLS LAUNCH

>> No.11722540

Hello where is the ship going?

>> No.11722541
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11722541

>>11721637

Memecraft submission. The ninjas gave me another idea.

>> No.11722543

>>11722509
>PAYPIG
cringe but also based

>> No.11722542

>dug up out of the water

Do Americans really?

>> No.11722544

>>11722458
no! stand down goku! de-energize the atmosphere!

>> No.11722545

>>11722491
its 6 minutes for the final go/no go weather report

>> No.11722546

legit wouldn't nevada be a better launch location than floridian coast ?

>> No.11722547
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11722547

>>11722522

>> No.11722548

Why do we even launch from Florida? IT ALWAYS RAINS AND THUNDERS IN FLORIDA!!!

>> No.11722549

>>11722530
Epsilon a cute! CUTE!

>> No.11722550

>>11722534
The station docking happens about 19 hours after launch.

>> No.11722551

>>11722409
>space station
Do you know why they built the space center where it is?

>> No.11722552

WHO ARE THE 14%?

>> No.11722553

>>11722466
HOLY SHIT I need to marry Saturn V!

>> No.11722554
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11722554

>WOULD YOU GO TO SPACE?
Y-YESSSSSSS

what kind of fucking question is that?

>> No.11722555

>>11722534
it takes 19 hours to get there

>> No.11722556

>>11722534
Docking isn't till T+19hours

>> No.11722557

JUST LAUNCH IT NOW

>> No.11722558

>>11722485
>Trump vetoes the no go
>rocket goes boom

>> No.11722559

>>11722534
Should be live like Demo-1

>> No.11722560

>>11722517
i did

>> No.11722562
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11722562

>>11722504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8&start=120

>> No.11722563
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11722563

>>11722537

>> No.11722564 [DELETED] 
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11722564

1 - NO GO
2 - NO GO
3 - NO GO
4 - NO GO
5 - GO AHEAD
6 - NO GO
7 - NO GO
8 - NO GO
9 - NO GO
0 - I'LL JACK OFF
DUBS - IT BLOWS UP DURING LAUNCH

>> No.11722565

>>11722534
live in about 16 hours
they have to get close to it first

>> No.11722566

Not a scientist, but for the clouds, they could have used rockets to scare away the clouds, they do this all the time where I live.

>> No.11722568

>>11722519
KEK

>> No.11722569

>>11722540
ISS

>> No.11722570

Boeing weather control machine confirmed fully operational

>> No.11722571

>>11722505
Yeah

>> No.11722572
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11722572

>>11722514
the vortex are responsible for this
ecco will save us

>> No.11722573
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11722573

>>11714767
This is such a meme company. Look at the Russians. They've been launching for decades

>> No.11722574
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11722574

>>11722168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722575

>>11722464
There wouldn't be a weather go were the rocket to launch right now, but it's clearing up, expecting it to be clear enough for T0

>> No.11722576
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11722576

'olup, Boomer Megumin will recharge and remove clouds from the sky with her EXPUROSION magic

>> No.11722577

>>11722458
\o/

>> No.11722578

>can't launch a rocket if it rains

Is it made out of sugar?

>> No.11722579

>>11722472
Wtf does she have like a green sleeve on thats messing with the greenscreen technology or what?
Why would you do that as a professional

>> No.11722580

WEATHER RUSSIAN COLLUSION

>> No.11722581

>>11722461
Florida is still one of the worst places weather wise

>> No.11722582
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11722582

Honestly surprised 14% voted no

>> No.11722583

hope it crashes !

nevermuskers WW@

>> No.11722584

>>11722564
Roll

>> No.11722586

I HAVE WORK TOMORROW AND NEED TO SNOOZE HURRY UP

>> No.11722585

>>11722546
since the earth is tilted florida is closer to the ISS

>> No.11722587

>>11722531
EVERYONE REPLY TO THIS MAN AND GIVE HIM DUBS

>> No.11722588

>>11722552
The kind of people who think mankind should be held back until Africa is no longer a third-world shithole.

>> No.11722589

Maybe they should find a drier launch site.

>> No.11722591

>>11722552
Me.

>> No.11722593

been watching for 4 hours, please dont cuck me

>> No.11722594

>>11722548
Closest to equator

>> No.11722590

"What do you think the astronauts are thinking about right now?"
>astronauts are LITERALLY sleeping
LMAO

>> No.11722595
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11722595

Still time to join

>> No.11722596
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11722596

BOB IS NERVOUS AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA PUSSSYYYYY!

jk id be spooked af too

>> No.11722598

TWO PHONES????

>> No.11722599

>>11722546
can't launch over populated land, we're not Russia

>> No.11722600

>>11722564
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.11722601

>>11722445
rather postpone it then go ahead and have a mission problem or worst case dead astronauts

>> No.11722602

>>11722509
I am the other fag, but thanks anyways

>> No.11722603

None of this would've happened if Boeing got the contract just saying

>> No.11722604

>>11722564
Reroll

>> No.11722607

FUCK THE CLOUDS JUST GO AHEAD WITH IT, WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?

>> No.11722605
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11722605

>>11722520
REROLL, I'M SO HORNY RIGHT NOW

>> No.11722608

>>11722593
KEK

>> No.11722609

Based china wins

>> No.11722610
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11722610

>>11722458
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722611
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11722611

>>11722168
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722612

>>11722558
WE JUST FLEW AIR FORCE ONE THROUGH A TORNADO, LAUNCH THAT FUCKING ROCKET

>> No.11722613
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11722613

>>11722582
>14%
13% + 1%.

>> No.11722614

>>11722564
eh, fuck it lets just launch it. Whats the worse that can happen?

>> No.11722615

>>11722582
>Trusting VC retards with your life

>> No.11722616

>>11722564
Dubs get!

>> No.11722617

Why the fuck are two niggers and a woman commenting on the stream? That technology and rocket are built by white men.

>> No.11722618

HERE IT COMES...

>> No.11722619

>>11722564
son of a

>> No.11722620

>>11722564
lets gooo

>> No.11722621
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11722621

>>11721665
Here is comes!

>> No.11722623

>>11722564
GO

>> No.11722622

>>11722548
>ocean

>>11722546
yeah lets launch a giant fucking bomb over the central western half of america instead of over water where it can safely be discarded into non-populated areas

>> No.11722624

>>11722519
Context?

>> No.11722625

>>11722564
roll

>> No.11722626

Oh, shut up whore.

>> No.11722629

>>11722578
It's if they need to abort.

>> No.11722628

>if you're too sick for school you're too sick for space

FUCK YOU MOTHER EARTH

>> No.11722630

>>11722564
roll

>> No.11722631

How many total viewers do they have between the streams?

>> No.11722633

>>11722564
Roll

>> No.11722634
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11722634

>>11722530

>> No.11722635
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11722635

FUCK CORONA, I HAVE GO FEVER

>> No.11722636
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11722636

>>11722564
AMERICA WILL CONQUER THE COSMOS

>> No.11722638

the astronauts are LITERALLY sleeping!!! LMAO

>> No.11722639
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11722639

>>11722599
>but its okay to blow up nukes

>> No.11722640

>>11722617
SpaceX is headquartered in California for now.

>> No.11722641

>>11722582
DESPITE BEING 14% OF STREAM WATCHERS, NON-SPACE-TOURISTS COMMIT 100% OF WEATHER PROBLEMS

>> No.11722642

Even the commentators have basically given up on the launch

>> No.11722643

>>11722595
what is this anon

>> No.11722644
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11722644

>>11722517
caught ya faggot

>> No.11722647
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11722647

>>11722554
For what fucking purpose? To do what? It's a waste of time and I'd just have anxiety the entire time

>> No.11722645

>>11722534
dock with station, stay there for 120 days

>> No.11722646

40 SECONDS UNTIL WE KNOW

>> No.11722649

china wirr gro rarger

>> No.11722651

AFTER 5 HOURS ITS CANCELED

>> No.11722652

>no scott kelly
why even launch

>> No.11722650

GO OR NO GO ?

>> No.11722653

RUSSIA WON

>> No.11722654

WHY CANT WE CONTROL WEATHER YET WHAT THE FUCK FUCK
please God let it launch please it's important

>> No.11722656
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11722656

LAAAAAAAAAAAAUNNNCHHHHH

>> No.11722659

>>11722600
OH FUG

>> No.11722657

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT;'S A FUCKING NO GO
GO TO SLEEP

>> No.11722660

>>11722596
you wouldn't be?

>> No.11722661

>>11722582
90% sure they're all nibbers that are cryign about
>"millions for space penny for the poor"

>> No.11722662

>>11722624
see >>11722563

>> No.11722663

>>11722564
AAAAAAAAAA
>>11722600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722664

>>11722595
i dont have a vr set

>> No.11722665
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11722665

IF DUBS, LAUNCH IS A GO

>> No.11722666

>>11722596
Do they even know about the weather outside since getting inside? can they even see out the window?

>> No.11722667

just imagine how much progress has been held back by people being too pussy to yolo

>> No.11722669
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11722669

Oui, Monsieur Boeing. HAARP has been activated, SpaceX launch is sabotaged.

>> No.11722668

>>11722617
Watch hidden figures you fucking racist

>> No.11722670
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11722670

>no, I would not go in space.

>> No.11722671

>>11722647
pussy

>> No.11722673

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722674

How much of a stream delay is there in case the rocket explodes and they have to cut the feed?

>> No.11722675

so are we gonna have a radical lib go full Contact now that Elon is a Nazi?

>> No.11722676
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11722676

>>11722168
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722677

one phallic boi vs a billion droplets

>> No.11722678

the weather looks fine, don't be pussies

>> No.11722679

>>11722617
uh oh looks like some racist needs to see hidden figures already

>> No.11722680

>>11722392
It's never too early to establish dominance in a frontier that will only become more and more important over time. You don't want to wait until Russia and China get their shit in gear so we can have another global pissing match over who controls space

>> No.11722681

>>11722600
dubs confirm

>> No.11722682

GO
GO
GO!

>> No.11722683
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11722683

>> No.11722684

IT'S ON FIRE

>> No.11722685

>cant even explore deep sea
>cant even beat the weather
lmao

>> No.11722686

Dubs go
Trips no go

>> No.11722687

LAUNCH IS A NO GO
>LAUNCH IS A NO GO
LAUNCH IS A NO GO
>LAUNCH IS A NO GO
LAUNCH IS A NO GO
>LAUNCH IS A NO GO
LAUNCH IS A NO GO
>LAUNCH IS A NO GO
LAUNCH IS A NO GO
>LAUNCH IS A NO GO

>> No.11722688

It's getting cancelled

>> No.11722690

>>11722600
COME ON TRIPS IS BLAST OFF

>> No.11722689

>>11722639
only over insects

>> No.11722691

>>11722564
Dubs for a go ahead

>> No.11722692
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11722692

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN SATURN V TOLERATED THIS
LAUNH IT
PIERCE THE CLOUDS
STFU AND LAUNCH LAUNCH LAAAUUUNCH

>> No.11722693

REFUEL COMPLETE BOYS

>> No.11722694

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11722696

CANCELED AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AMERIMUTTS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722698

>>11722665
it's over

>> No.11722699
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11722699

HERE IT COMES

>> No.11722700

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.11722697

>>11722645
I thought it was only a five day mission?

>> No.11722701

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11722702

RUSSIA WON
COMMUNISM WON
ITS OVER

>> No.11722703

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 10 MINUTES OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11722705

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHING

>> No.11722706

NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722707

>>11722603
yeah we would have watched exactly this scene in 2040 after numerous delays and 50 fold over budget

>> No.11722708

>>11722685
deep sea is literally hell. Fuck the ocean.

>> No.11722709

>LAUNCH IS SCRUBBED

>> No.11722711

GAME OVER.

>> No.11722713

FUCK!

>> No.11722710

its off FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11722712

arghhhhhhh

>> No.11722714

>>11722617
Shes been alleging to be an engineer at spacex since way back before.

>> No.11722715

OH NONONONONONONONO

>> No.11722716

>NOT QUITE GONNA MAKE IT
GG

>> No.11722719

jessy pls marry me

>> No.11722720

>SCRUB INCOMING

>> No.11722717

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722718

POSSIBLE 10M DELAY

>> No.11722721
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11722721

ROCKET IS MELTING

>> No.11722722

IT'S BURNING

>> No.11722723

>POSTPONED

>> No.11722724
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11722724

>> No.11722725

>we would need 10 more minutes after t0
COME ON JUST DO IT FAGGOTS

>> No.11722726

NO GO
>NO GO
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>NO GO
NO GO
>NO GO
NO GO
>NO GO

>> No.11722728

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11722731
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11722731

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722732

>>11722625
based

>> No.11722733

Well, that wasn't very encouraging.

>> No.11722729

CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED

>> No.11722730

>10 minutes past t 0
Pack it up fuck

>> No.11722734

IT'S FUCKING CANCELLED

>> No.11722735

TWO MORE MINUTES FAGS

>> No.11722736

FUCKIN 10 MINUTES

>> No.11722737
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11722737

>> No.11722738
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11722738

FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

>> No.11722739

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>> No.11722742

see you all Saturday

>> No.11722743

>>11722595
Hey bro post more VR screenshots of that room PLS I wanna show my dad he loves VR

>> No.11722744

RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.11722745

>high
>working from home
>watching daddy elon launch his big rocket into space
life has never been better

>> No.11722746

TEN MORE MINUTES

>> No.11722747

FUCK ITS OVER

>> No.11722748

WTF what's happening I just arrived???

>> No.11722750
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11722750

BOEING WINS

>> No.11722749
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11722749

>>11722668
>watch my BLACKED propaganda goyi- racist
>>11722670
is still ascending to the statosphere

>> No.11722751

ANON

>> No.11722753

Blackpilled again

>> No.11722752

CANCELED
>CANCELED

>> No.11722755

>ngmi
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

>> No.11722754

IT'S OVER CHINA WINS AGAIN BABY

>> No.11722756

>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO

>> No.11722757

HAHA GET FUCKED SCIENCE FAGGOTS

>> No.11722758

IT'S OVER LMAO

>> No.11722759

WHEN WILL WE DEFEAT MOTHER NATURE?

>> No.11722760
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11722760

>this nigga can't even best the weather and they hope to conquer space

>> No.11722761

>>11714767
FUCK

>> No.11722763
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11722763

>>11722168
WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>> No.11722762

>>11722692
THIS

TELL MOTHER NATURE TO GO FUCK HERSELF

>> No.11722764
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11722764

https://ghrc.nsstc.nasa.gov/lightning/data/data_ksc_fm.html

>> No.11722765

they cut the audio

>> No.11722766

M A N A G I N G

E X P E C T A T I O N S

>> No.11722767

>two more minutes
IT'S NOT OVER YET

>> No.11722768

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH COMES

>> No.11722769
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11722769

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722770

>it'd be fine at 4:45
>but not at 4:33
fuck fuck fuck

>> No.11722772
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11722772

THAT DIDN'T SOUND GREAT THERE

>> No.11722773

WHAT NONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722774
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11722774

CANCELLED

HOW WILL TRUMP RECOVER ?

>> No.11722775

>>11722692
Saturn had lesser electronics than the current rocket

>> No.11722776

>>11722622
Texas

>> No.11722777
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11722777

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH

>> No.11722778
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11722778

>>11722705
just oxygen

>> No.11722779
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11722779

FUCKING FLORIDA

>> No.11722781

jesus america fix your weather

>> No.11722782

TYPICAL AMERICAN

>> No.11722783

chop down your local tree, fuck nature

>> No.11722785

CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED
CANCELLED
>CANCELLED

>> No.11722786

ITS OVER THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.11722787

Someone call trump and tell him to order the launch, this is america god dammit

>> No.11722788
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11722788

QUICK ANON USE YOUR WEATHER CONTROLLING POWERS!

>> No.11722790
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11722790

>>11722688
those dubs

>> No.11722791

One fucking job Amerifats

>> No.11722793

>>11722615
>Trusting VC retards with your life
It is either that or wait till some Chinese mixes smallpox with Rabies and hantavirus

>> No.11722794

why can't they wait 10 minutes?

>> No.11722795

WE ARE A NO GO FOR LAUCHU ONISAN

>> No.11722796
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11722796

I WASTED MY WHOLE EVENING

>> No.11722797

S C R U B B E D

>> No.11722798

there's still hope

>> No.11722799

>Launching from Florida
What the fuck did they expect?

>> No.11722800

I BLAME TRUMP'S PLANE.

>> No.11722802

ULA WEATHER MANIPULATION

>> No.11722803

Why can't they just wait ten minutes wtf?

>> No.11722804

10 MORE MINUTES MOM PLEASE

>> No.11722805

ONE MORE MINUTE

>> No.11722806

why don't they just fucking detonate a nuke to clear the weather.

>> No.11722808

wonder who is in the special VAB roof camera club this time

>> No.11722809
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11722809

I hate Earth so fucking much

>> No.11722811

HOLY FUCK STOP SPEAKING THE SAME TIME

>> No.11722810
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11722810

ELON FUCK JUST RUN INTO THE CONTROL ROOM AND SLAM THE BUTTON.

>> No.11722812

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DEATH TO AMERICA
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.11722814

Yeah, lets just call it a day and call back in saturday.

>> No.11722813

NOT OPTIMISTIC

>> No.11722815

fuck sake
thats 2 hours of my life im not getting back

>> No.11722816

ITS IN FUCKING RED

>> No.11722817

FUCK THE WEATHER WE GAAN

>> No.11722818

ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK
ONE FINAL CHECK
>ONE FINAL CHECK

>> No.11722819

FUCK CLOUDS

>> No.11722820
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11722820

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STUPID FUCKING AMERIMUT WEATHER

>> No.11722821

GOD'S DIVINE PUNISHMENT

ELON HAD AN ORTHODOX PRIEST BLESS HIS LAST ROCKET BUT NOT THIS ONE

GOD IS ANGRY

>> No.11722822

2 MORE MINUTES
HILLARY CAN STILL WIN BROS

>> No.11722824

>>11722770
why cant they launch at 45?

>> No.11722823
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11722823

No no, listen. You gotta give me some time. I did a test run on this thing, and it took me twenty minutes. I think I can push it to eighteen, but you gotta give me at least fifteen minutes. Just give me fifteen minutes.

>> No.11722825

FUCK FLORIDA, FUCK PUBLIX, AND FUUUUUUUUUUCK SPACE X

>> No.11722826

Typical LOONCHER reaction.

OH GOD IM GONNA LOOOOOOOONCH

>> No.11722828

RED

>> No.11722827

NOT OPTIMISTIC

>> No.11722830

WHO DO I BLAME FOR THIS?

>> No.11722829

If President Trump orders them to launch they have to do it anyway

It's the rules

>> No.11722831
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11722831

NASA and SpaceX defeated by a bit of rain

>> No.11722832

Womp womp, sorry to all the tourists, try again later.

>> No.11722833

STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING STILL WAITING

>> No.11722834

COME ON COME ON COME ON

>> No.11722835
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11722835

post yffw NO GO

>> No.11722836

ELON LAUNCH INSTEAD DONT LET THEM STOP YOU

>> No.11722837
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11722837

Brainlets, if anything happens at all it will be a falseflag attack on the rocket as a pretext for war.

>> No.11722838

CANCELLED HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>> No.11722839

SHOOT NUKES INTO THE CLOUDS TRUMP. IT WILL CLEAR THEM DO IT NOWWW

>> No.11722840

>>11722760
based O'Brien the Übermensch poster

>> No.11722841

>>>>>>NOT OPTIMISTIC

>> No.11722843

>>11722830
God

>> No.11722844

>>11722667
All this virus shit is people being pussies, can't stand them, LAUNCH THE FUCKING ROCKET and let people go to concerts

>> No.11722845

>>11722796
You know you weren't doing anything anyway.

>> No.11722846

>>11722775
FUCK MODERN ELECTRONIC SHIT
RETRO GO
RETRO BASED

>> No.11722847

CANCELED

>> No.11722848

SCRUBBED!!!

>> No.11722849

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>> No.11722850

abort

>> No.11722851

>LAUNCH ABORT STARTED

>> No.11722853

nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722854

Launch aborted......

>> No.11722855

Shit's getting rained off just give up

>> No.11722856

>launch abort has started

>> No.11722857

LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED

>> No.11722859

FUCK

>> No.11722860

why can't they just add some more minutes? I don't get it.

>> No.11722862

Aaaaand scrubbed.

>> No.11722861

>>11722824
They'll miss the ISS

>> No.11722863

>Launch aborted
lmao

>> No.11722865

ABORTED

>> No.11722864
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11722864

>> No.11722866
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11722866

FUCK THE WEATHER

LAUNCH NOW LAUNCH NOW LAUNCH NOW!!!!

>> No.11722867

LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED

>> No.11722868

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

>> No.11722869

>>11722643
vrchat on /vrg/

>> No.11722870

>launch abort has started
Fuck bros. See you Saturday.

>> No.11722872

>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO>LAUNCH IS A NO GO

>> No.11722873
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11722873

not optimistic about the weather

>> No.11722874

Haven't edged this hard since I was a teenager

>> No.11722875

LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED
LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED
LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED
LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED
LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED
LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED

>> No.11722878

OH NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.11722879

GG NO RE

>> No.11722877
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11722877

>> No.11722880
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11722880

IT'S ALL OGRE

>> No.11722881

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722883

why lauch rockets in florida which always has storms and weather like that?
why not have launch sites somewhere with clear skies?

>> No.11722882

fugg

>> No.11722884

NEVERMIND

>> No.11722885
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11722885

FUCK BURGERS JUST NUKE THE CLOUDS

>> No.11722886

SCRUBBED

>> No.11722887

Alright men fuck my life, NASA does this shit every time. God fucking dammit

>> No.11722888
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11722888

>> No.11722889

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

>> No.11722892

LAUNCH SCRUBBED

>> No.11722890
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11722890

ABORTED
B
O
R
T
E
D

>> No.11722891

NO GO
FUCK YOU NATURE

>> No.11722893

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11722895

>>11722837
thunder thighs bringing the rain

>> No.11722896

LAUNCH ABORT STARTED

>> No.11722897

SHOWS OVER, GO HOME FOLKS

>> No.11722898

ABORTED FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.11722899

Imagine just fucking hitting the button and bursting through the clouds MY FUCKING DIIIIIIICK

>> No.11722900
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11722900

>> No.11722901
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11722901

ABORT
AHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11722902

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722903
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11722903

FUCK YOOOUUUUUU GOD!

>> No.11722904

>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!
>NO LAUNCH TODAY!
NO LAUNCH TODAY!

>> No.11722905

cancelled

>> No.11722907

poofters

>> No.11722910
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11722910

>> No.11722911

You can scrub my ass!

>> No.11722909

RUSSIA WINS

COMMUNISM WINS

CHINA WINS

ITS OVER

>> No.11722912

WHY DON'T YOU FAT FUCKS LAUNCH FROM A DESERT LIKE THEY DO IN BAIKONUR

>> No.11722916
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11722916

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.11722914
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11722914

MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11722915

scrub
rip

>> No.11722917

FUCK

>> No.11722920
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11722920

>and then you hear it
>WE GAAN

>> No.11722919

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11722922

IT'S OGRE

>> No.11722923

launch abort has started
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.11722924
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11722924

>>11722835

>> No.11722921

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHhHhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11722925

>>11722832
/SCI/ BTFO BY MOTHER NATURE LMAO

>> No.11722927

HAHA CANCELED BRUH F

>> No.11722929

FUCK

>> No.11722926

>>11722860
Because they need to be perfectly aligned with the ISS

>> No.11722931

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11722933
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11722933

FUCK ME ITS SCRUBBED

>> No.11722928

ELON BTFO BY CLOUDS

OH NO NON ON O

>> No.11722930

WOMP WOMP

>> No.11722932
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11722932

Welp, guess there's always Saturday.

>> No.11722934
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11722934

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.11722935
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11722935

>> No.11722936

IT'S OGRE

>> No.11722937
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11722937

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

>> No.11722938

NUKE FLORIDA NOW

>> No.11722939

>>11722786
Better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVV74bvNuYA

>> No.11722940
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11722940

FUG

>> No.11722941
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11722941

Game sux

>> No.11722942

OFFICIALLY CANCELLED

>> No.11722944

:(

>> No.11722945

RAINCHADS WON

>> No.11722947

R.I.P. bros

>> No.11722946

ABORTED!!!!!

>> No.11722948

>LAUNCH ABORT HAS STARTED

>> No.11722949
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11722949

BTFO

>> No.11722950

>>11714767
>THIS IS THE FIRST MANNED ORBITAL SPACE LAUNCH FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE 2011
I mean, nine years isn't really that long a time, why do we care aso much about this again?

>> No.11722951

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA RIP

>> No.11722952

Aw-well so it goes.

>> No.11722953

>>11722883
It's near the sea

>> No.11722954

Happening canceled, go home everyone

>> No.11722956

BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!BULLSHT!

>> No.11722955
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11722955

>>11722810

>> No.11722958

>>11722860
Instantaneous launch window, if they don't launch at the right time they won't be able to meet up with the ISS.

>> No.11722959
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11722959

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T LAUNCH IN MILDLY BAD WEATHER

>> No.11722960

>the failed capitalist state of America

>> No.11722961

you got to cocky bros

>> No.11722962

>ALL OF THIS HYPE ONLY TO SCRUB THE LAUNCH AT THE LAST MOMENT
KEK

>> No.11722963

imagine being unable to launch essential stuff because of a bit of wind

>> No.11722964

ONONONONONONONO Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited

>> No.11722965

You will (not) go to space today.

>> No.11722966
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11722966

its ogre

>> No.11722967

IT'S OVER

SPACEX

MORE LIKE SPACECAN'T

>> No.11722969

f

>> No.11722968

I literally just opened the stream to hear the scrub

>> No.11722971

Shit, sounds like it's ogre fellas.

>> No.11722970
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11722970

SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB

>> No.11722972

>no launch window

>> No.11722973

who the fuck builds rockets where it rains so much

>> No.11722974

ABORTED
>ABORTED
ABORTED
>ABORTED
ABORTED
>ABORTED
ABORTED
>ABORTED
ABORTED
>ABORTED

>> No.11722975

DEAD

>> No.11722976

WHAT A MASSIVE FUCKING COCK TEASE

>> No.11722977

See you fuckers on Saturday

>> No.11722978

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11722979

THANKS TRUMP
FUCKING FLORIDA MAN

>> No.11722980

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11722981
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11722981

FUCK THE RULES
LAUNCH IT ELON
LAUNCH IT NOW

>> No.11722983
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11722983

>>11722786
To think I stole a Russian banepost for this thread.

>> No.11722982

BRING BACK HAIL CANNONS FUCK WEATHER

>> No.11722984

FUCK FLORIDA

>> No.11722986
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11722986

RUSSIA WINS AGAIN
>RUSSIA WINS AGAIN

>> No.11722987

GOD HATE AMERICANS LMAO

>> No.11722989
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11722989

FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY >>>>USA

>> No.11722990
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11722990

>SCRUB
SCRUB
>SCRUB
SCRUB

>> No.11722991

MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME

>> No.11722992

>>11722831
better than having them explode mid flight.
Just wait some days.

>> No.11722993

FUCK

>> No.11722994
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11722994

>>11714767
>tfw Cancelled

>> No.11722996

RUSSIA'S LAUGHING AT THE US

>> No.11722998

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST FUCKING SCRUB IT I WAITED FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11723000

ITS FUCKIGN RAIN

>> No.11723002

Trump has just signed an executive order to defund NASA.

>> No.11722999

trumps gonna be pissed he flew to fl

>> No.11723003

KEKED

>> No.11723004
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11723004

Fucking Florida, man.

>> No.11723005
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11723005

AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11723006
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11723006

>> No.11723007

This would never happen in China

>> No.11723008

SCRUBBED
DEFEATED
HUMILIATED
KEKED BY CLOUDS

>> No.11723009
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11723009

>> No.11723010
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11723010

SKY GODS YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

>> No.11723011

See you guys Saturday...

>> No.11723012

>>11722860
Read Fundamentals of Astrodynamics or play KSP.
Or both.

>> No.11723013

BALD FRAUD

>> No.11723014
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11723014

FUCK YOU WEATHER

>> No.11723015

WOOHOO SCRUB SEQUENCE

>> No.11723017

AHAHAHHAH FLORIDA WEATHER STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.11723016

>>11722903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb7_UrV3-A

>> No.11723018
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11723018

ABORTED
B
O
R
T
E
D

>> No.11723020

today was a good gay :)

>> No.11723021

Once again Elon screws up!

>> No.11723019

MOTHER NATURE WINS

>> No.11723022

Honestly fuck the weather. If they are concerned about being blown off course they should just double down on the aero surfaces and RCS thrusters. We willl never master space if we let weather make us its bitch.

>> No.11723023
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11723023

FUCKING PRO-SCRUB

>> No.11723025

HAHAHA YES,
FUCK ELON MUSK
FUCK DONALD TRUMP.
SpaceX bankruptcy imminent.

oh this failure makes me happy.

>> No.11723024
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11723024

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
GOD FUCKING DAMN

>> No.11723026
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11723026

>meanwhile in 1492
>ayo columbo wanna go sailing?
>columbo: nah senpai thers some clouds

>> No.11723027

Cucked out of 4 hours of my time

>> No.11723028

I WAS HERE
FUCK NATURE

>> No.11723029

>>11722909
BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.11723032
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11723032

F

>> No.11723031

>>11722912
Softboy california skin burns up in the desert heat. Ura

>> No.11723033

BOEING 1
SPACEX 0

>> No.11723034

OF COURSE IT'S CANCELED. SPACE ISN'T REAL
>MORE LIKE FAKEX

>> No.11723035
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11723035

>>11722987
based
fuck mutts

>> No.11723036

PUSSY

>> No.11723037
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11723037

FUCK FLORIDA
FUCK WEATHER
FUCK SPACEX
FUCK ELON
FUCK LOONCHERS
FUCK COUNTDOWNS
FUCK MY LIFE
FUCK EVERYTHING

>> No.11723038

>>11722845
I was gonna fap to hentai, you have no idea

>> No.11723039

I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN

>> No.11723040

Trump order forced launch NOW

>> No.11723041
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11723041

A FUCKING CLOUD

>> No.11723042

FUCK THIS.
FUCK WEATHER CONDITIONS JUST STRAP ME TO THE ROCKET I'LL FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE.

>> No.11723043

WTF I HATE CLOUDS NOW

>> No.11723045

>>11722950
cos it's private mostly

>> No.11723047

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

SCRUB CANCELLED
WEATHER IMPROVED

>> No.11723048
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11723048

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

>> No.11723049
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11723049

>> No.11723050

must be the chinese weather weapon

>> No.11723051
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11723051

/biz/ here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.11723052

>Got scrubbed by clouds

>> No.11723053

F

>> No.11723054

This is the most humiliating day in AMERICAN history. Expect millions of suicides in the coming days.

>> No.11723055
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11723055

>boing shills laughing like retards
FUCK

>> No.11723056

oh dear

>> No.11723057

LMAO Trump flew out for nothing

>> No.11723058
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11723058

Embarrassing.

>> No.11723060

F

>> No.11723061
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11723061

Scrub a dub dub

>> No.11723062

>obviously we cant control the weather
This is just a HAARP cover up brainlets

>> No.11723063
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11723063

>it's over

>> No.11723064

Guess earth stays flat.

>> No.11723065

3 WHOLE FUCKING DAYS ???

>> No.11723066

MY WHOLE FUCKING EVENING WASTED ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11723067

BOEING AND CHINA SEND THEIR REGARDS

>> No.11723068

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING RAINERINO

>> No.11723071

>Obviously we can't control the weather

I'm sure Boeing could've controlled the weather. Fuck you Elon.

>> No.11723069

>a billion dollar project
>one cloudy boi

>> No.11723070

>>11723017
serious question why the FUCK do they even try to launch in Florida?

>> No.11723072
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11723072

>> No.11723073

It's 2020. Why haven't we invented rockets that can fly through a cloud?

>> No.11723074

GOD DAMN IT

>> No.11723075

Soviets would had gone further

>> No.11723077

>>11723047
is it really man. Please don't fuck with me :(

>> No.11723076
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11723076

imagine broadcasting utter failure to 1,796,696 people

>> No.11723078

>May 29th, Corona mutates nicotine inhibiting enhancement causing increased aggression in humans
Well RIP

>> No.11723079

>>11723023
LMAO Fucking worthless anti-scrub can't even save a picture properly
Pro-Scrub chads win again, get fucked nerd

>> No.11723081

LMAO watch next day astronauts get the corona.

>> No.11723082

See you dumb faggots on Saturday I guess. More people can watch on the weekend anyway.

>> No.11723083

>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
WHEREFORE?

>> No.11723084

ITS OVER
REMOVE THE FUCKING STICKY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11723085

A FUCKING DROPLET

>> No.11723086

This is why the point to point suborbital shit will never work. Planes could take off in this weather no problem, but a rocket takes days/hours of prep and then get scrubbed because of a breeze. Imagine if you had 100 passengers waiting to travel home who now have to go back to a hotel for several days until they get another chance. If they had taken a plane they'd have been home sooner.

>> No.11723087

RUSSIA WINS
>RUSSIA WINS
RUSSIA WINS
>RUSSIA WINS
RUSSIA WINS
>RUSSIA WINS
RUSSIA WINS
>RUSSIA WINS

>> No.11723088

Literally thunderstorming here earlier, I knew there was a 0% chance of it happening

>> No.11723089

GET REKT SCRUB

>> No.11723090

Cant Trump override this?
HE should give the order to launch!

>> No.11723091

>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER>OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER

>> No.11723092

>>11723045
Yeah, and with all the quality that entails, clearly.

>> No.11723094

>3:22

WHAT THE FUCK

I'M GOING TO BE WAGEKEKING IT UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11723095

SATURDAY

>> No.11723096
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11723096

>clouds
WE HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT THE CHEMTRAILS

>> No.11723097

>>11722909
N1

>> No.11723098

>>11722973
they launch better at the equator which happens to be a tropical zone

>> No.11723099
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11723099

FUCKING CLOUD

>> No.11723100
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11723100

Welp.

>> No.11723105
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11723105

Why didn't Musk spend his money on better things?

>> No.11723106

Hey Redditors, if Musk is so smart how come clouds stopped his launch?

>> No.11723104
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11723104

EARTH IS SENTIENT
HUMANITY IS DOOMED TO DIE ON IT

>> No.11723107
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11723107

WEATHER GIRLS WON

>> No.11723108
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11723108

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11723109
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11723109

Start ze weather mazzine agane

>> No.11723110

IMAGINE GETTING KEKED BY THE RAIN

>> No.11723112

>>11722909
until the 30th, bitch

>> No.11723111

>>11723034
Bros I can't believe they just cancelled space...

>> No.11723113

>>11723087
ONE OF THE US ASTRONAUTS DRILLED THAT HOLE

>> No.11723114

This proves that Earth flat.

>> No.11723115

NO BALLS

>> No.11723117

EARTH IS FLAT THEY ARENT LAUNCHING BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT US TO KNOW

>> No.11723119
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11723119

>>11722810

>> No.11723118
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11723118

>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
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>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
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>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
>3:22PM SAT
3:22PM SAT
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE ANONS

>> No.11723120
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11723120

>>11723051
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11723121

I DON'T WANT NO SCRUBS

>> No.11723123

A GOD DAMNED DRIZZLE

>> No.11723124

>trump wasted time and flew to florida for this

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.11723126

>>11723025
kys faggot commie

>> No.11723128

I JUST got here
Fuck's sake, America

Just nuke your weather

>> No.11723127

>>11723098
fucking biom generation this seed sucks

>> No.11723130

SpaceX BTFO'd

>> No.11723131

Lmao America BTFO by weather

>> No.11723132

>>11723086
>Imagine if you had 100 passengers waiting to travel home who now have to go back to a hotel for several days until they get another chance
Some Russian tourists wait for a chance to get home for 2 months already because of the lockdown. Ya'll faggots will wait a few days.

>> No.11723133

>Florida
They are never launching that fucking rocket EVER

>> No.11723134
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11723134

>mfw

>> No.11723136
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11723136

how are you drowning your sorrows?

>> No.11723135

>>11723076
>the guns are jewish
poetry

>> No.11723138

Lol, imagine wasting 4 hours waiting for this.

>> No.11723137

>>11723088
Tell Florida to stop being such a fucking shithole
Fuck you, Publix isn't even that good

>> No.11723139

>hey guise let's build a space station where it rains a lot
Dam...

>> No.11723140

i thought america is against abortion

>> No.11723141

>>11723124
I hope he just stays at Mar-a-Lago until Saturday.

>> No.11723142

FUCKING FLORIDA MAN DID THIS

>> No.11723143
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11723143

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11723145

>>11723073
It's more for the fact that if they had to make an emergency crash down lifeguards can't get to their shuttle in stormy weather

>> No.11723144

>>11723111
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!
NEXT TIME LETS MAKE SPACE LESS BLACK

>> No.11723147
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11723147

fuckin joos

>> No.11723148

BOEING-HIRED CLOUDS RUINING EVERYTHING

>> No.11723149

>>11723134
KEK

>> No.11723150
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11723150

SCRUB
S C R U B
S C R U B

>> No.11723151

Just dont use the launch escape system

simple as

>> No.11723152

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE EVER GOING TO BECOME A SPACE FARING RACE IF WE CAN'T EVEN OVERCOME A BIT OF FUCKING RAIN!!!

>> No.11723153

>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>(((GREATEST))) COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE WEATHER

>> No.11723154

>>11723134
KEK

>> No.11723155

BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
>BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
>BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
>BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON
>BOEING WON BOEING WON BOEING WON

>> No.11723157

>>11723140
Why would you think that, it's been legal for decades.

>> No.11723158

Don't worry lads, the weather will cooperate eventually.
I'll have the Saturday launch thread up around T-10 hours. See you there!
(next T-0 is 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC on the 30th)

>> No.11723160

>>11723063

lmao

>> No.11723161

>>11723124
>implying he flew to Florida for this
Mar-a-Lago is in Florida yo

>> No.11723162
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11723162

>>11723136

>> No.11723163

>>11723105
Shut up. bitch.

>> No.11723164

>WE GONNA MAKE SPACE ACCESSIBLE FOR EVERYONE!!
>*small rain starts*
>NEVER MIND

>> No.11723165

>>11723150
kek

>> No.11723166
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11723166

HE TROLLED MILLIONS

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11723167

>>11723134

>> No.11723168

>>11723109
Bogged

>> No.11723169

>>11723134
Omegalul

>> No.11723171

>>11714767
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.11723172
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11723172

Who's bright idea at NASA was to build that launch pad in disgusting Florida anyway>

>> No.11723173
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11723173

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11723174

THEY CLAIM THEY GOT THROUGH THE VAN ALLEN BELTS, BUT CAN'T EVEN GO THROUGH SOME CLOUDS LMAO!

>> No.11723175

>>11723138
I wasted 3 hours, i'm ashamed

>> No.11723178

whats the name of the female presenter next to the beardy presenter

>> No.11723180

Here from /pol/ , all I have to say is niggers
\bottom_text

>> No.11723176

Why cant they launch in slighty bad weather?

>> No.11723181

>>11723135
>not being able to tell the difference between uzis and mac-10s

>> No.11723183

Why doesn't the cockpit have shitload of buttons? Have they really hidden all the controls behind shit-tier touchscreens?

>> No.11723184

>>11723107
SAUCE

>> No.11723186

When's the next launch window desu...this is sad

>> No.11723187

SCRUBX AT IT AGAIN

>> No.11723190

SpaceX CANCELED

>> No.11723191

When does it start?
Just opened up youtube.

>> No.11723192

Kek even clouds are Floridaman in Florida

>> No.11723194

>>11723134
MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY KEK

>> No.11723195

>>11723191
Saturday.

>> No.11723196

>>11714767

lmao

>> No.11723197

Just fire the launch escape system, Bob or Doug.
Don't just sit there for 40 minutes.

>> No.11723198

>unstickied

>> No.11723199

my commie grandpa literally worked at a project where they shot rockets at the clouds to stop hail

AMERICANS ARE KEKED

>> No.11723200

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

>> No.11723201

In other news, I learned today that I have a really big dick, so today is not a total waste.

>> No.11723202

>>11723134
>ITT
Based post

>> No.11723205

>not a sticky anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11723207

>>11723088
Its funny to watch the live coverage and hear the meteorologists listing all of the weather rules the launch would violate if they proceeded, and then go on the internet and it's all "Hurr durr murricans fat".

>> No.11723203

HOES MAD

>> No.11723204

>not a sticky anymore
I T S
O V E R

>> No.11723206

>jobbed
>TO FUCKING RAIN
>BOEINGFAGS RAUGHING AT US LIKE THEY CONTROL THE WEATHER

>> No.11723208

>>11723132
That's not a fault with the plane though.

If the rocket isn't as reliable as a plane then the shorter trip time doesn't matter from a passenger's perspective.

>> No.11723211

Why don't they just launch from a fucking desert or something

>> No.11723212

>2020
>no tech to control the weather
AMERICLAP

>> No.11723214

>>11723136
good taste

>> No.11723216

The thread is not a sticky anymore.

>> No.11723220

WHERE MY ROSCOSMOS CHADS AT?

>> No.11723221

THE ASTRONAUTS ARE LITERALLY SLEEPING

>> No.11723219

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
OHNONONONO
GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.11723222

lol

>> No.11723223

BOEING SHILLS WON

>> No.11723225

>>11723201
America is cucked. Russian chads would just blast through the rain

>> No.11723227

>>11723136
like you, whiskey

>> No.11723228

>no more sticky
mods plz.. dont let it be this way.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11723229

>will be still too bright outside here when the next attempts happen

It hurts

>> No.11723235

>>11723145
This guy has it, weather in recovery area wasn't good. Middle of the ocean and stuff.

>> No.11723236

>>11723201
explain

>> No.11723237

>>11723070
Being as close to the equator as possible lets you launch into a wider range of orbital inclinations. Also having ocean to the East lets rocket stages fall into water instead of farmland or the mountains.

>> No.11723238

>>11723172
Whose bright idea was to build Florida in general?
Fuck Florida.

>> No.11723240

This was it. See you next year.
>USA
>space

>> No.11723239

>>11714767
WE GOT TO COCKY!!!!

>> No.11723242

SCRUBX

>> No.11723244

How'd the launch go? I just got here and missed it.

>> No.11723245

>sticky aborted

>> No.11723246

What the fuck are you mutts doing? shoot at the clouds

>> No.11723247

>>11723208
>That's not a fault with the ship though.
> If the plane isn't as reliable as a boat then the shorter trip time doesn't matter from a passenger's perspective.

kys faggot

>> No.11723249

You Can (Not) Launch

>> No.11723250

>>11723172
>Who's bright idea at NASA was to build that launch pad in disgusting Florida anyway>
Closer you get to the equator the better for typical (non polar) launches, and Florida offers a lot of angles that are all over water making for easier aborts/safety if things go bad. Can't be helped. Starship going from southern Texas is even better in terms of energy but fewer angles and more infrastructure to build up.

>> No.11723251

F

>> No.11723252

>>11723176
I heard something about lightning strike energy dissipation ability once the LOX is loaded.

>> No.11723253

thread theme

https://youtu.be/ddb9jDUoi48

>> No.11723255

space is gay and elon musk is a fucking faggot im done with this shit

>> No.11723256

who wins?
>the wealth and resources of the entire united states of america and it's people
>vs
>some clouds

>> No.11723257

WHAT HAPPENED

>> No.11723259

>>11723211
this

>> No.11723260

>>11723176
apparantly the navy are huge pussies who don't want to be out in the rain if something goes wrong and they have to pickup the pod

>> No.11723261

>>11714767
>Probability of violating weather constraints: 40%
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11723264

>>11723225
russian "chads" were also the only ones to have people die in space

>> No.11723268

Oh well, there are some things you can't control. See you all this Saturday at 3:22 PM Eastern Time.

>> No.11723270

>>11723216
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTFO:
>/SCI/
>SPACEX
>NASA
>AMERICA

WON:
>/OUT/
>BOEING
>RUSSIA
>SOYUZ

>> No.11723271

>>11723211
Only Slavs are good enough to think of that, Russia won.

>>11723225
Baikonur is in the desert, Imagine having to worry about rain at all LMAO.

>> No.11723274

YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CLOUDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11723275

>>11723184
yanet garcia

>> No.11723277

scrubbed thread

>> No.11723280

Kek, mods scrubbed the thread.

>> No.11723281

>>11723136
:/ a noose

>> No.11723282

I want my money back.

>> No.11723285

>>11723257
Russians hacked the weather

>> No.11723286

Mods just threw their MAGA hat in the bin
kek

>> No.11723287

see you saturday /sci/

>> No.11723291

IF THEY CAN'T EVEN LAUNCH IN RAIN HOW THE FUCK IS REGULAR SPACE TRAVEL GONNA HAPPEN?

>> No.11723292

This was just a theater show.

>> No.11723293

>>11723172
Closer to equator is better and having unoccupied ocean under the flight corridor is safer. Florida is a very good launch site, a lot better than Kazakhstan.

>> No.11723294

>>11723264
>COLUMBIA
>CHALLENGER
lol

>> No.11723297

DEFEATED BY FUCKING CLOUDS

>> No.11723298

>>11723260
>join navy
>hate water
based

>> No.11723299

>>11714767
How hard is Elon raging right now?

>> No.11723300

The thread is dead

>> No.11723305

Give me my fucking 10 minutes back, you damn clouds

>> No.11723308

>>11714767
OH NONONONONO

>> No.11723309

This is where capitalism gets you
nowhere

>> No.11723310

how does the clouds pose a threat?

>> No.11723311

Fug.

At least had a good view of ISS passing over, crossing the moon just now.

>> No.11723313

AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11723312

>>11723236
I measured it for the first time in my life, and it's a big one.
>>11723225
Pretty sure Russia just doesn't launch rockets out of a gigantic fucking tropical swamp.

>> No.11723315

>>11723211
What genius thought it was a good idea to build a launch pad in a fucking hurricane zone?

>> No.11723316

>>11723270
why /out/?
>>11723275
thanks bro

>> No.11723317

>>11723294
>in space
lol

>> No.11723318

>THE ELECTRIC FIELD IN THE ATMOSPHERE
more like the jewish field lmao

>> No.11723320

>>11723291
Starship will be a much more robust design. We already saw SN4 survive a direct lightning strike.

>>11723294
Those were the only two Shuttle flights with Jews on them. Von Braun wins again.

>> No.11723321

>>11723264
America CHADS blow up their manned space craft only on launch or re-entry

>> No.11723322

>>11723134
SNEED

>> No.11723325

>>11723294
>>COLUMBIA
>>CHALLENGER
both inside the atmosphere

>> No.11723327

>>11722596
>oh fuck, what if they actually launch me through a thunderstorm

>> No.11723328

Bogs sent the call:
“Scrub it”

>> No.11723330

>>11714767
>Normal thread with 1082 replies
It's over

>> No.11723329

>>11723299
Grimes here, he's fucking Seething

>> No.11723331

Big F

>> No.11723333

>>11723291
>tfw we will never live on mars if tiny clouds and rain droplets halt launch
im sad bros..

>> No.11723337

>>11723211
easier to launch from the equator. and they probably dont want to pack up the whole operation to africa

>> No.11723338

I WANT A REFUND

>> No.11723340

>>11723291
during the summer

do you not know what rocket summer is?

>> No.11723344

MOVE KENNEDY TO BOCA CHICA NOW

>> No.11723345

>America

Not even once.

>> No.11723346

imagine getting fucked by a few H2O particules in the air

>> No.11723347

Australian here, take heed my American bros. The weather will be better on Saturday. Let the chicoms and vatniks enjoy themselves, they will still get BTFO in a few days.

>> No.11723349

>>11723244
Canceled for weather, scheduled for Saturday now

>> No.11723351

>>11723320
so you are saying that falcon 9 isn't robust? hmm why are they launching people on it then??

>> No.11723353

>>11723136
> rgb keyboard
kys

>> No.11723354

>be American
>get in pod

>> No.11723356

So how was your launch ameribros?
Sucessfull? :^)

>> No.11723357

>WEATHER CONTROL SCHIZOS BTFO
WEATHER CONTROL SCHIZOS BTFO
> WEATHER CONTROL SCHIZOS BTFO
WEATHER CONTROL SCHIZOS BTFO

>> No.11723358

FUCK NOW WE CAN'T EVEN POST IMAGES BECAUSE IMAGE LIMIT WAS REACHED
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.11723360

>orbital travel is totally feasible guys

>>11723311
Same here, that was nice

>> No.11723364

>>11723329
X-AE_200201 or whatever here
I'll be bullied at school for having retarded parents

>> No.11723363

BOEING STOCKS RISING

BUY BUY BUY BUY

BOEING STOCKS RISING

BUY BUY BUY BUY

BOEING STOCKS RISING

BUY BUY BUY BUY

BOEING STOCKS RISING

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.11723365

>>11723134
lmao

>> No.11723367

PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP

>> No.11723366

FISSION MAILED

>> No.11723368

>>11723346
Just fucking imagine

>> No.11723369

OH NO! A CLOUD!
the state of America in the current year.

>> No.11723370

>>11723329
Pass him the joint and give him a blowjob and he'll calm down in a jizzy.

>> No.11723371

>>11723333
>living on planets
>not being a cylinder chad
Never gonna make it

>> No.11723374

And this is why you don't build cosmodrones in america

>> No.11723375

>>11723310
>why does high speed winds pose a threat to a rocket that's suppose to go to an exact location.

>> No.11723376

>airplans can fly through rain and clouds
>rockets can't
pure kek

>> No.11723379

Did Elon speak ?

>> No.11723380

>>11723136
>>11723162
Whiskey is for faggots, beer is better.
and
>drinking on a wednesday
Alcoholics

>> No.11723381

Tom Stafford sat for like 6-7 launches, about half of which were scrubbed. It got to a point where he was dubbed "the mayor of pad 19".

>> No.11723383

boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising boeing stocks rising

>> No.11723385

Amerimutts can't in space.
But Soyuz can.

>> No.11723386

>>11723351
Less than Starship, yes. We're launching on Falcon 9 because Starship isn't done yet and Boing! poocode keeps missing orbit.

>> No.11723389

I don’t want to believe it bros...I HAVE TO KEK UNTIL SATURDAY FUUUUK

>> No.11723390

So is this shit cancelled?
I gotta work in 30 minutes.

>> No.11723392

NIGGA JUST A LITTLE OF SILVER IODIDE.
WHY AMERIMUTTS SCIENTISTS ARE SO DUMB

>> No.11723395

Don't worry guys, the invisible hand will solve this.

>> No.11723399

>>11723347
You are almost the only person in this thread that is not a retard.

>> No.11723398

>>11723390
Yes, now go back to the cagie

>> No.11723404

>>11723329
Love Miss Anthropocene Queen. Where is the music video for my name is dark?

>> No.11723405

>>11723376
>"airplans" go into orbit

>> No.11723406

ALL THIS FOR SINGING YOUR FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM IN A CRINGY WAY.

>> No.11723408

soyuz can fly through blizzard and spacex cant?????

nice capitalism.... americanss

>> No.11723411

>>11723376
ikr? this is bullshi

>> No.11723413

>>11723390
Yes. Go work anon. Come back at 3:30-ish on saturday

>> No.11723414

>>11723395
I want the invisible hand to jerk me off with a finger in my ass

>> No.11723415

>>11723379
he'll now have to apologize to the president and nation

utter failure

>> No.11723417

>>11723316
Clouds are /out/ related

>> No.11723418

>>11723383
What about SpaceX stocks?

>> No.11723419

Can we see Trump leaving please?

>> No.11723421

>>11723399
>>11723399
look at this delicious cope

>> No.11723424

That's just another wednesday for /sfg/.
Fuck, man...

>> No.11723426

Better they postpone the launch for a few days until the weather clears up so they can do it right, rather than risking the deaths of two astronauts. An incident like that would be the death of commercial space for at least several decades.

>> No.11723427

Fitting for the current state of America

>> No.11723429

>weather is literally clearing now
LMAOOOOO

>> No.11723431

>>11723414
I dunno, sounds like you'd need two invisible hands for that, and I don't know if there are that many.

>> No.11723433

>>11723418
Clouds in the way, can't get visual.

>> No.11723436

HOLY SHIT THEY JUST LAUNCHED
THE MADMAN ELON SIMPLY PRESSED THE BUTTON

>> No.11723438

>tfw the Saturday launch will be a Saturday late afternoon here
Fucks sake. It will be too bright. This is all your fault Trump

>> No.11723439

>>11723329
tell him that he's fucking disappointing us all. He should run to the control room and launch the damn thing.

>> No.11723440

>>11723408
More like AmeriCAN'Ts hehehehee

>> No.11723441

FUCK YOU NEWTON

>> No.11723443

>>11723426
>few clouds that already cleared
>risking

>> No.11723444

>>11723436
WE GAAN

>> No.11723447

>>11723436
>with his ass

>> No.11723448

why not scrub at T-1m or something more sensible

>> No.11723452

natural lightning? as opposed to artificial lightning?

>> No.11723454

>>11723429
why can't they just fucking wait instead of scrubbing launch

>> No.11723457

NOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP PROMISED A LAUNCH TODAY

IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!

>> No.11723458

>Trump shows up
>launch cancelled
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GET THIS DOUCHE OUT OF OFFICE ALREADY

>> No.11723459

>>11723443
Also lightning which can fry avionics

>> No.11723462

>>11723429
They could have literally just let the clock run and aborted at 2:33 if they needed to. Fucking american scientists

>> No.11723463

>>11723448
>just scrub after ignition lmao

>> No.11723465

>>11723291
nigga we are very far from regular space travel. when we are at that point the technology will probably not be hindered by normal bad weather or maybe they'll do some cloud irrigation shit to prevent bad weather or something who knows.

>> No.11723464

>>11723452
>as opposed to artificial lightning?
pence.jpg

>> No.11723466

>>11723436
fuck offfffff

>> No.11723467

soyuz >>>>>>>>>>>>>> any thing ameripigs make

>> No.11723471

>NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET
NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET
>NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET
NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET
> NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET
NORTH KOREA HAS SHOT DOWN THE ROCKET

>> No.11723472

Well Bob and Doug are at least the first to scrub with the Dragon!

>> No.11723473

>>11723454
they're docking with a fast boi up in space that orbits the planet in 90 mins

>> No.11723474

>>11723454
They already started purging fuel.

>> No.11723475

beat china?
can't even beat a bit of rain hahaha

>> No.11723476

>>11723107
Yes. And Greta is their emperess!

>> No.11723478

This Director sounds like the ultimate basedboi.

>> No.11723480

>>11723433
Oh you.

>> No.11723483

>>11722207
Storm, storm
Go away
Come back when the US isn't trying to dunk on Russia.

>> No.11723487

grimes is getting some hard spanking tonight

>> No.11723488

>>11723459
Uh no it can’t everything is surge protected

>> No.11723489

Everyone is laughing at us /sci/bros...
How could this happen to us?

>> No.11723490

>>11723454
Their launch window is like ten seconds. Any hold or delay constituted a scrub.

>> No.11723492

lmao amerimutts shat on by the weather gods

>> No.11723493

>>11723399
Appreciate it, I don't know why people are acting like this is somehow SpaceX's fault, they can't control the weather. Then again, 99% of anons making those posts are probably braindead vatniks and chinks who think that this will somehow prevent the mission from going ahead in a few days.

>> No.11723496

>>11723463
fuck it. Scrub while docking with ISS.

>> No.11723498

>>11719731
>WEATHER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.11723499

>wants to beat china
>Can't even beat rain which china gets everyday
hahahaha nice one america

>> No.11723503

>>11723454
it's called a window for a reason, they can't just start 30 minutes later

>> No.11723504

>>11723493
>Then again, 99% of anons making those posts are probably braindead vatniks and chinks who think that this will somehow prevent the mission from going ahead in a few days.
Bingo.

>> No.11723506

glad it was canceled, the burger /pol/niggers were getting annoying

>> No.11723507

>Can't even control weather
lmao amerimutts are you even trying?

>> No.11723508

>>11723444
Checked

>> No.11723512

It is over boys
>Spacex confirmed bankrupt

Time to give up

>> No.11723513

>>11723493
>>>/reddit/

>> No.11723514

Soyuz can launch through blizzards lol

>> No.11723515

fucking some weird water in sky

>> No.11723521

>>11723492
We should come up with a pre-launch ritual to please as many weather gods as posible. Like cover the thing with adrenochrome and virgin blood or something.

>> No.11723522

>SpaceX stocks crashing
>Boeing stocks rising

>> No.11723523

>>11723490
Uh there is no launch window for fucking LEO
That’s just nasa being retarded

>> No.11723524

nothing ever happens

>> No.11723526

Hello /out/, this is Elon Musk. As you may or may not already know, my dank rocket launch was just cancelled over a couple of clouds. To tell you the truth, I have not been outside in a long time, so I totally forgot to include the weather in my calculations. Turns out Florida is actually a pretty wet place - who knew, right?

Anyway, I need to know more about this weather thing before my next attempt. Do you have any good resources? Nothing paywalled, my stoks aren't looking so good right now so I may have to start saving for retirement in case we have to cancel next launch due to a small bird flying over the area.

>> No.11723529

>>11723523
>Uh there is no launch window for fucking LEO
There is for fast ISS intercept.

>> No.11723533

>>11723523
They are launching into the space station, they need instantaneous launch

>> No.11723538

>>11723329
As if she lurks on this website, let alon be there in florida.

>> No.11723541

>>11723459
Rockets are hit by lightning pretty commonly.

>> No.11723543

>>11723522
>SpaceX
>stocks

>> No.11723548

>>11723429
GOD HATES AMERICA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Zbr2IY03Y&t

>> No.11723550

>taking an unnecessary risk on the first commercial flight with humans

I mean haha cloud goes woosh

>> No.11723551

>>11723493
>>11723504
>i-it's shills nobody else on 4chins would enjoy some Schadenfreude shitposting
Fuck off.

>> No.11723552

>>11723522
>SpaceX stocks
ERIC

>> No.11723554

>>11723493
>russian bots are pretending to be retarded in muh space launch thread on mongolian stick throwing forum
People are joking and fooling around you retard

>> No.11723556

>fucking weather
see you on the 30th boys

>> No.11723558

>>11723478
the whole new space teams are pretty basedboyish

>> No.11723560

>>11723493
>I don't know why people are acting like this is somehow SpaceX's fault,
They have to take what little enjoyment they can get in their lives.

>> No.11723561

>>11723524
/thread

>> No.11723564

>>11723533
No they don’t, maybe it takes longer

>> No.11723566

>>11723551
they're the real schizos but they might be having fun shitposting too ha ha ha ha

>> No.11723567

>launch despite unfavorable conditions like Challenger
Yeah fuck no

>> No.11723568

maybe that guy really did end it and did not have to endure this blueballing

>> No.11723569

Back to studying like a fucking idiot, then.

>> No.11723571

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8WeJ3fWqk

>> No.11723574

>>11723526
mr. Musk, this is a very very powerful resource for your weather predictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pG_WFu3_tU

>> No.11723578

>>11723567
challenger failed due to a stringy rubber circle boi

>> No.11723579

Can't wait to sperg out again Saturday

have a good afternoon fellow retards

>> No.11723580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jQVsI7erv8

>> No.11723583

scrub?
SCRUB????
SCRRRUUUBBEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....

this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
grr.... heehhhh... grrrarrr... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAaaaahhhhh.....

grgrggrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ggrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO NONONONOON UWHYWHYWHYWHY WHY WHY NONONONONONO WHY HAS GOD FORESAKEN US!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAARARARRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOONOOOO NO!

>> No.11723587

>>11723086
They're going to the ISS which has a specific orbital pattern. Your option is to launch at a very specific time, or launch whenever and waste a shitload of fuel correcting your orbit to rendezvous. A sub-orbital flight would just wait 20 minutes for the weather to clear up.

>> No.11723588

If Elon launched despite the bad conditions and people died as a result, interest in space would be killed off for the next half century. They made the right call.

>> No.11723593

I GOOOONNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>> No.11723595

>>11723583
I'M GONAA SCROOOOOOOOB

>> No.11723596

>>11723588
>Elon has any say on the launch
No

>> No.11723597

Hello /sci/

I've only been able to tune in to these launches live and both of them were aborted wtf.

The other one was where the abort was done literally at T-0

Should I watch the launch on saturday?

>> No.11723599

lots of hype, but remember that safety of bob and doug is the most important thing. see you on saturday frens

>> No.11723600

>>11723597
>Should I watch the launch on saturday?
Yes.

>> No.11723601

>>11723580
The virgin spacex scared of cloud VS the chad Soyuz dabbing on nature.

>> No.11723602

>We need fast iteration resuable two stage launches on par with air travel
>Constant aborts because of drizzle

Kek, he is delusional. Planes fly even in thunder

>> No.11723606

>>11723597
>The other one was where the abort was done literally at T-0
Wait how, which mission?

>> No.11723608

>>11723599
>bob and doug
who

>> No.11723610

>>11723606
I remember it was one of the starlink missions

>> No.11723612

>>11723597
No Spacex is kill. It is over. We are never going back to space.

>> No.11723616

>>11723599
I'm pretty sure bob and doug would launch with the weather. They took a couple seconds to talk back and forth right after the reasoning was announced to them

>> No.11723617

>>11723567
>>11723580
>Challenger blows up because frozen o-ring
>Columbia burns up because a piece of foam
>Musk afraid of launching because of a cloud
>soyuz flies in a lighting storm

Russians are supposed to be afraid of what now?

>> No.11723618

>>11723580
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LAUNCH SPACESHIPS WHEN SUN DOESN'T SHINE REEEEEEEEE!

>> No.11723622

>>11723583
based

>> No.11723623

>>11723467
>onions-uz

>> No.11723624

>>11723599
What the fuck, you mean Musk is sending two CANADIANS into space?! And the fucking MCKENZIES of all?

>> No.11723632

>>11722651
The funniest part is it was literally a matter of whether there‘s a cloud over the pad at launch or not.

>> No.11723633

>>11723327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYNy3JsHTE

>> No.11723636

>>11723616
>Thinking that they should put safety on the line because you children can't wait a couple of days

>> No.11723637

I blame this on scroooomers

>> No.11723638

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the launch tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it getting scrubbed? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Crew Demo-2 to launch and restore domestic crew launch capabilities. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought weather was looking good in Florida???? This is so fucked.

>> No.11723640

>>11723580
Beautiful.

>> No.11723644

>>11723578
Which was due to low temperatures aka launch conditions

>> No.11723652

lol he's getting fidgety in there now, look at his hand.

>> No.11723653

>>11723636
>safety on the line
They have the abort option

>> No.11723655

>>11723597
If you can, why not? Just don't get too many hopes on it. If anyone gets a scratch on that thing during this mission they will have it tough and it'll delay it for who knows how long, so they are reasonably cautious.

>> No.11723656

Whens the new attempt ?

>> No.11723660

>>11723653
>destroy the booster because of impatience
Why have these threads been so shit?

>> No.11723662

>>11723652
The coke bag he hid in his anus probably raptured

>> No.11723669

WEATHER JEW

>> No.11723670

>>11723660
It's reusable

>> No.11723674

>>11723580
burgers BTFO

>> No.11723675

>>11723638
Calm down, dude. It's just a cloud.

>> No.11723677

>>11723656
Saturday, about the same time

>> No.11723681

On the bright side, just in time to watch Projekt Melody on twitch

>> No.11723683

>>11723638
get help

>> No.11723685

>>11723638

It is over boyo, we are never going to space anymore

>> No.11723688

Anyone knows what will happen if there's a no-go on Saturday as well? Will there be another delay?

>> No.11723701

>>11723688
Yes, they'll keep waiting until they get a launch window with proper weather.

>> No.11723702

>>11723656
2020-05-30 19:22 UTC

>> No.11723707

>>11723688
>>>>>11723685

>> No.11723709

>it's better to be on the ground wishing you were flying than flying wishing you're on the ground

>> No.11723710

>It's better to be on the ground wishing you were flying than flying wishing you were on the ground
>hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.11723711

>>11723675
>>11723683
Hello newfigs :^)

>> No.11723712

>>11723701
Ah ok then, I was worried there'd be a longer delay if they didn't take off on Saturday.

>> No.11723719

>>11723688
They will try again on Sunday if Saturday is a no-go.

>> No.11723730

>>11723709
>>11723710
This is why spaceflight is going so fucking slowly. Have some fucking balls

>> No.11723731

>>11723677
But saturday weather in Florida will be even worse.

>> No.11723732

>>11723710
Is it a pilot who say this shit ?

>> No.11723736

>>11723670
not if you abort the launch half way to space you retard

>> No.11723742

>>11723736
>"Falcon 9 is a reusable"
Is says on their website you dimwit

>> No.11723747

>>11723742
If you abort halfway to space the first stage either blows up or crashes.

>> No.11723758

are they going to play roblox now?

>> No.11723773

>>11723747
Why is SpaceX lying on their website? This is false advertising!

>> No.11723780

>>11723742
plates are reusable unless you smash them on the floor half way to your basement

>> No.11723783

>>11723773
A car is reusable, until you crash it. Same for Falcon

>> No.11723787

>In our examination of the CCP contracts, we found that NASA agreed to pay an additional $287.2 million above Boeing’s fixed prices to mitigate a perceived 18-monthgap in ISS flights anticipated in 2019 for the company’s third through sixth crewed missions and to ensure the company continued as a second commercial crew provider. For these four missions, NASA essentially paid Boeing higher prices to address a schedule slippage caused by Boeing’s 13-month delay in completing the ISS Design Certification Review milestone and due to Boeing seeking higher prices than those specified in its fixed price contract.In our judgment,the additional compensation was unnecessary given that the risk of a gap between Boeing’s second and third crewed missions was minimal when the Agency conducted its analysis in 2016. Furthermore, any presumed gap in commercial crew flights could have been addressed by the ISS Program’s purchase of additional Soyuz seats.Nonetheless, we acknowledge the benefit of hindsight and appreciate the pressures faced by NASA managers at the time to keep the program on schedule to the extent possible. However, even with that understanding and using CCP’s own schedule analysis, we found NASA could have saved $144million by paying a premium only for missions three and four to cover the perceived gap while buying missions five and six later at the lower fixed prices. Additionally, NASA started the payment on the third mission 1year earlier than needed and therefore did not use $43 million of the lead time flexibility purchased. Accordingly, we question $187million of these price increases as unnecessary costs. Finally, given that NASA’s objective was to address a potential crew transportation gap, we found that SpaceX was not provided an opportunity to propose a solution even though the company previously offered shorter production lead times than Boeing.

https://oig.nasa.gov/docs/IG-20-005.pdf

>> No.11723795

>>11723783
Crashing? What are you talking about, just land the rocket. They've done that many times, even 2 at the same time!

>> No.11723797

>>11723783
>driving along at 100mph
>something doesn't feel right
>bail out the driver side window
>car crashes
>I thought it said I could use this thing for more than one trip
>sue dealership for false advertising

>> No.11723802

C loud
C ommunism
i see

>> No.11723807

>>11723787
Budgets work by spending what you have
you don't get more funding if you have leftovers at the end of the year
>clearly you didn't need that cash, so we'll give you less next year

This is why municipalities all seem to do fucking road works in march, just before the financial year ends.

>> No.11723816

ninjas inside

>> No.11723828

Status on the sniff test?

>> No.11723833

>>11723795
>just land the rocket.
It's not that simple. It takes specific burns to land on the drone or pad, and aborting overrides those to prioritize astronaut safety.

>> No.11723838

>>11723807
How about funding research projects next time then instead of giving them to the company that spent over $40s billions buying back stock this past decade to increase their value and then cried for money this year and that in this case fucked up and asked for more money to cover up for their mistakes.

>> No.11723871

>>11722749
>BLACKED propaganda
What? You know the biggest consumers of that stuff are outright racist, right?

>> No.11723872

still surprised boeing wasnt chosen with one of the lunar landers

>> No.11723880

THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR AGES!

>> No.11723896

>>11723333
Checked

>> No.11723901

>>11723880
I've been in here for longer.

>> No.11723915

>>11723872
I believe they submitted their design and their price was WAY more than the other bidders. Because all info was private, they had no idea how much other companies like spacex were bidding

>> No.11723928

>>11723872
I'm glad NASA choose that literal kerbal tier concept than boing

>> No.11723944

>>11723928
>>11723915
What did they chose ?

>> No.11723960

>>11723872
Boeing was several times more expensive then the most expensive proposal that won and needed a shitload of SLS launches if the rumors are true.

>> No.11723971

>>11723960
>engineers design something
>bid dept looks at it
>not enough launches
>too cheap
>not enough profit
>make it bigger and more complicated
That's probably how it went

>> No.11723991

loving the gimp suits

>> No.11724053

>>11723872
There is a PDF of there proposal laying around. Suffice to say its sucked.

>> No.11724098

>>11714767
Mossad did this ):

>> No.11724163

>>11723944
Image limit reached so I can’t submit a photo but just google “artemis landers”

>> No.11724177

>>11724163
thx !
Btw how do you guys have so much knowledge of the industry ? larping on the board or reading books/articles and forums ?

>> No.11724203

I appreciate the consummate professionalism of the band Slipknot in safely seeing the crew on and off the ship.

>> No.11724315

>>11724177
I read and watch pretty much everything I can related to space. Literally the most important industry developing right now

>> No.11724363

>>11724177
Mmmm the easiest way to do it is to watch Scott Manley on youtube. Idk what the consensus of /sci/ is but I really like his videos. Also I created a twitter account that I only use to follow people like scott manley. I also follow people like elon musk, Chris B (@nasaspaceflight), and Eric Berger (@sciguyspace). Twitter is pretty fucking annoying but it is really useful for getting instant information on all things space industry.
It also helps that I’m a geochemist who works at NASA but none of my immediate research is for space flight stuff. It’s all for Artemis rock studies

>> No.11724493

>>11723944
Three different proposals, one by SpaceX, another proposal by Blue Origin, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, and Draper, and a third proposal by Dynetics.

>> No.11724540

>>11723636
We're Americans, we have the attention span of a goldfish as demonstrated by our eagerness to let millions die and let our life expectancy drop to under 70 so we can go back to burgering as quickly as possible.

>> No.11724571

>>11724540
>eagerness to let millions die
Go away chink

>> No.11724576

>>11724363
>Scott Manley on youtube. Idk what the consensus of /sci/ is but I really like his videos.
i liked his eve online videos and some of his other space videos but i added him on Twitter and his smug Californian politics turned me off of him.

>> No.11724581

>>11724576
Also he's part of GSF which is also negative.

>> No.11724591

>>11724576
It’s fucking annoying he always retweets anti drumpf cali bullshit, but he is very adamant about keeping politics out of his videos. Trump could literally take a shit on a rocket and put C4 on it and he wouldn’t blame trump on his youtube channel

>> No.11724594

>>11724581
GSF meaning?

>> No.11724611

>>11724594
Goonswarm, its a corporation in eve online that is full of a bunch of faggots. I meant it kind of as a joke but also kind of not
>>11724591
Which is very very good. Thats why i still watch his videos but i will not follow him on Twitter while he spouts politics, especially when he defended the Obama administration's policy towards space.

>> No.11724624

>>11724611
The fuck did Obama do? We got blue balled with one Ares I launch and then it got cancelled. And the Ares V got turned into a boeing money pit

>> No.11724686

>>11724624
He did a fucking lot to keep us stagnant, he cancelled constellation (angering most astronauts and nasa), set a mars mission to 2030(so far away it would basically be meaningless) and didn't take steps for better funding until the end of his presidency. Canceling constellation(entirely which was stupid) he was given 2 options (moon focused or flexible focused) which both he denied. Instead he went with heavy lift rocket research (which he did had decided without discussing with congress) heavy lift SLS which is a money sink and will most likely still be a failed program. His administration was pretty clear with their funding focus and allowing us to be dependent of fucking Russia. The commercial crew program was an obvious sign off on his part because it was just the next step of Bush's policy and didn't require a funding bump. That administration wasted a decade of potential and anyone supporting them is just being partisan. His choices for NASA focus and funding got bipartisan criticism/anger and many spoke out about it including Neil Armstrong.

>> No.11724694

>>11724686
This makes me so sad. Add on to that my experience today. Trump retweeted a bunch of NASA posts on twitter, and if you read the comments it’s just a bunch of anti trump shit about how this money could be better spent on welfare. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.11724697

>>11724694
Oh i almost forgot, anyone remember when Obama proposed a Five-year freeze on NASA budget back in 2012?

>> No.11724703

>>11724697
How can people as smart as scott manley praise this. Like can he not look around his neighborhood and see that San Fran is an absolute shithole with its libby politics

>> No.11724712

>>11724703
The problem is if you look for this stuff you get a lot of sources that intentionally ignore his negatives. They also focus on the last year and a half of his presidency where he boosted the funding of multiple programs because he wanted a legacy even though it wasn't what he did during his time there.

>> No.11724726

>>11724703
The more you dig the more you find too, when Obama did increase NASA spending he did it with CISA which was a NSA spying program
>President Obama signs funding bill that gives NASA $19.3 billion, $750 million above what was requested, but also includes CISA

>> No.11724738

>>11724686
One thing you didn't go into is how the mars mission was basically just a welfare program. No real goals, set over 2 decades in the future and no real reason for the mission.

>> No.11724755

where’s the new thread

>> No.11724781

>>11724755
I'll post it on Saturday, about 10 hours before the 2nd launch attempt. New T-0 is May 30 3:22 PM EDT / 19:22 UTC

>> No.11724825

>>11724781
REMEMBER TO REMIND ME ANON!

>> No.11724910

>tfw stayed up for this shit
feels bad man.

>> No.11724936

>>11724910
see you Saturday :^)

>> No.11724938

>>11724936
see you too faggot, I wanna see this happen at least.

>> No.11725074

>>11724781
Awesome, see you all on Saturday (early Sunday morning here in Australia).

>> No.11725083

>>11725074
DO YOU SEE SPACE UPSIDE DOWN ANON?

>> No.11725092

>>11724703
austin is a shithole as well, homeless everywhere? what point are you trying to make? large cities in america attract people from all over the nation and internationally. lots of cities across the nation also ship their homeless population to cities in the west coast so they don't freeze to death

>> No.11725153

>>11714767
Hope we don't get cucked by rain on Saturday.

>> No.11725217

>>11722506
https://youtu.be/jybsqZbi-D0
For ruski scum it's easy

>> No.11726064

>>11725083
It's all relative, anon.