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you moved large quantities of matter around inside your nasal cavity during the sneeze, some of it was converted into vapour by the rush of air.

For some reason some of it tasted like a church.

you sneezed a church

>>1168561
Maybe your brain malfunctioned

OP is the messiah

how does a church incense smell like?

>>1168601

go in a church and find out. kinda warm and woody.

>>1168606
I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a church.

Though, on an unrelated note, I know what a burning church smells like.

I bet u farted like a bitch

>>1168606
i live in turkey and i only have a single christian friend who isn't religious at all(there are many churches but i dont wanna go there alone)

can't you just describe it with similarities?

>>1168613
Haha, o wow

>>1168618

err, okay, well there must be shops in turkey that have incense... the air inside churches is very dry and musty, but regularly has a warm fuzzy, slightly flowery sweet smell.

I dont know about synagogues or Temples.

>>1168631
makes me think of the smell of wet wood

am i close?

>>1168606
>kinda warm and woody.

>>1168613

>>1168641

mmmsame ballpark. Its nice, you should try it, even if not for religious reasons.

>>1168665
ok thanks

>>1168618
>single christian friend who isn't religious

>>1168745
not single as in "not dating" single as in only one.
what's so weird about that
sage since not related

>>1168761
Pic is all I have to fucking say to you.

>>1168829
i meant "christian" and "not religious" in the sense that he doesn't care much about it and considers himself an agnostic but still attends to sermons etc for the sake of his family, you know being together etc

try to understand what people are saying before you insult them, if you can't understand just ask instead of assuming they are just inferior to you

chances are no one is inferior to you on this planet

>>1168855
Okay

Pic related one last time.

How can he be christian if he's not religious!!!

Not religious immediately removes the christian label.

>>1168863
well unlike you alot of people consider their religion not just a path of faith but a culture, a bond that brings people who have a common history together

at least in turkey

NONE of my jewish friends believe in god but they all consider themselves jewish

>>1168881
>consider their religion
>religion
>not-religious

You do realize you sound like a moron right?
They have a Jewish heritage or a Christian heritage.
That does not mean they practice a faith.

>>1168881
Jewish=/= christian
Jewish people are jewish, people that came from jerusalem.

>>1168893
they do practice their faith but not in the sake of their belief, for the sake of their families and heritage
when asked he says that he is a christian but also an agnostic

this is probably hard for you to understand due to cultural differences

>>1168894
im not saying they are the same thing but people i know share THAT way of thinking
oh fuck im so drunk and sleepy, it took me 10 minutes to write this

>>1168881
You're so retarded it's actually giving me a tumour.

>>1168613

Your subconscious mind was trying to tell you , what you should already know, that you are huge faggot and suck cocks.

you appear to have "insta-church" in your sneezes.

Deploy yourself to the middle east immediately.

My co-worker's Chevy smells like church.

How does car smell like church?