/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11648537
I used the Lord's name in vain. Is that an unforgivable sin?

>>11648537
I used to believe 0.999...=1

Thankfully, some intelligent anons here provided some good arguments and I saw the light. Still embarrassing to remember that I used to think that a non terminating sequence equalled a static number.

>>11648537
I-I sometimes leave behind beakers in the chemistry lab...
UNWASHED! UNCLEAN!

>>11648537
I bluffed my way through statistical mechanics with a B.
I fabricated data as an undergrad research assistant.
Can I be saved, or am I too far gone?

>>11648537
I fell for /pol/ memes.

>>11648537
I have killed 8 patients "accidentally" so far

>>11648537
Sometimes I intentionally omit fact I’m aware of to win a scientific argument

>>11648537
I tell people the reason I don't have a job is because I can't find one, when really I haven't even looked.

>>11648872
This but with a gf, haha

>>11648832
He might forgive you, but I most certainly will NOT!
50 PUSHUPS, 10 SIT UPS AND RECITE ALL THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!

>>11648537
I bully our Catholic brothers on /his/ for no reason.

>>11648537
I want to be part of the skeptics community except that I know the Deep State is distorting science for their own political ends so I can't. Just read the Green New Deal and ask why it's all socialism and no actual solutions to global warming like nuclear power.

>>11648844
>>11650346
redpilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXyfqN1W_BM

first you, IAS

>>11648849
What's the point? Not gonna kill everyone.

>>11648537
I accidentally downloaded the wrong data from pdb and did months of simulations with it but the results are reasonable enough that I'm using them anyway.

i Convinced people I didn’t like that the harmonic series diverges

>>11651515
they were people who i thought there was no point in keeping them alive any longer (85+, no close family, poor, on medicare, nonambulatory, incontinent, etc)

>>11648537
I shit on CS majors but I'm one of them. I regret majoring in this every day.

I snuggled naked with my pillows for two hours today. I whispered things in their ears like "I love you so much baby, I wanna marry you" or "You're my little angel, you're everything to me". I'm so alone.

>>11648537
Yesterday I trolled OP.

>>11651593
consider another job, maybe slaughterhouse suits you better, clearly medicine is not your calling, ahaha

>>11651678
>pillows
>multiple pillows
That’s not wholesome!!

>>11648537
I didn't try nearly as hard as I should have in bio or orgo, ended up with a D and a C as penance I guess.

>>11651678
I like a girl and she likes me back but I don't dare to make a move so sometimes I imagine that we already are together but that doesn't motivate me enough

I wrote the cosine rule on my leg before a math exam when I was 15. I didn't use it but I was ready to...

>>11648844
me too, once you visit /pol/ you're there forever

>>11648537
i been on sick leave b4 corona and haven't done anything. all i been doing is shitposting and playan vidya. now idk how to work anymore. halp me, babby jebus. sometimes i wonder if my failed an hero was the biggest failure of all.

>>11651593
eh could be worse. dont let it haunt you

>>11651678
incel

>>11648537
This statement or request has no valid translation or practical purpose beyond those who actively defend or explain it upon request or need to do so.

Of which I have never been someone to do so.

>>11648554
enlighten me faggot.

I’m dumb but pretend I’m smart by acting superior to other people

>>11652638
How is this a sin? Aren't you just explaining who you are in one post?

>>11652640
Re-read the post and apply yourself retard.

>>11648537
I eat in the lab

>>11652647
I didn't post your words, you did. Why would I apply your existence to mine and expect any sane translation to be the result?

All qualifiers are ultimately opinions of a culture or audience that you've experienced or subscribe to and I have never met anyone with that outlook or approach.

>>11652668
Activated my almonds, thank you

I had sex with one of my students.
It was after giving her the grade, but still doesn't feel right.

>>11652694
If the student consented or initiated or encouraged then I fail to see the fucking problem.

>>11652696
Yeah, both. At our institutes christmas party she grabbed my phone, smashed in her number and that's how it started.
I don't know man, it just feels wrong. Like a teacher-pupil kinda thing.

>>11652705
How big is your ego that you being a teacher somehow means that a student can't have more than one relationship with you or is somehow unable to be the master of their own sexuality and you a beneficiary?

>>11652713
I don't see how that has anything to do with my ego. It's social pressure. Try to go outside sometimes.