/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11622350
ikr this existence is a joke.

DUDE

>>11622350
How so?

>>11622350
The first 2 seasons were pretty good.

>>11622378

>>11622393
no

>>11622350

>>11622350
right? where was all this matter before the big bang?

>>11622405
Funny how retarded weed smokers argue that weed is good for you. Like, I can clearly see the damage inflicted on you with my own two eyes.

>>11622350
>>11622497
lol weedbait
scientifically speaking when is marlboro going to sell pre-roll'ds

You’re stoned. The Big Bang Theory is fucking hilarious and it’s all because of Sheldon. When he says “Bazonga!” while staring at the camera i shit myself in laughter every time.

>>11622492
nowhere
https://youtu.be/zO2vfYNaIbk

>>11622672
>tfw physicist and normies constantly compare you to Sheldon
I hate it.

>>11622378
W

>>11622505
As soon as it gets legalized nationally.
They've had the whole packaging ready to go for if/when it gets legalized for ages.

>>11622350
>stoned
Did you betray your muslim husband?

>>11622706
Imagine unironically believing this

>>11622350
>teehee i'm a stoned frog poster dude weed
go back

>>11622393
my sides

>>11622492
doesn't matter

>>11622710
it's not that bad. at least sheldon makes fun of engineers. the rest of the characters are even worse imo

>>11625636
He'd have been better if he hated women and shunned capeshit for classical art and literature.

>>11622492
>before
time doesn't exist bro

>>11622350
Why please elaborate

>>11625848
watch a clip of it without the laugh track, it puts things into perspective.

>>11622492
It was all there it was just really tiny senpi. Before that though...

>>11622350
its just a shitty rewrite of the book of genesis lol

>>11625884
thing is both slides are right. Do you even know the context of the "we are made of stardust" quote? He's talking facts. I think when God made light, that is when the 'big bang' happened. Perhaps God was the one who caused the big bang and did it to create the universe.
Just a thought.

>look around
>see that space is moving outward over time
>measure the speed
>reverse the speed
>the universe goes into a point
>the big bang is the stretching out of the universe from that point
NOOOOOO IT'S NOT REAL NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LOOK AT THE UNIVERSE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS NOOOOOO

>>11626355
The christian priest who discovered the big bang and formalized it (Georges Lemaître) believed exactly that.

>>11626355
I caused the big bang. Ask your mum about it.

>>11622350
Counterpoint: the big bang has already happened a million times over, the universe expands, then collapses on itself and explodes again.

>guys look how much I hate weed
You self righteous faggots are even more annoying than stoners

>>11622350
I'm not stoned and I just realized how ridiculous quantum physics is.
That doesn't mean it isn't real

>>11622350

It really is bullshit. Universe is infinite and eternal. Its exactly like Sagan said, worlds within worlds. Atoms are galaxies and vice versa. Sagan said this and he was right.

Based on our distribution of galaxies they make up some kind of gas at cosmic scale. This would be less than a square centimeter for a cosmic giant.

Gas expands.

There was no big bang, we are just witnesses expanding gas from inside of it.

>>11626366
Lol this

The name big bang was originally a derisive term for what was thought to be an absurd hypothesis. Try reading some time guys.

>>11622505
>haha no dude, that's just bait. weed is totally fine

What if the center of every atom contains the entire universe? Like it collapses in on it self like a fractal MC Escher mastryoshka doll.