/sci/ - Science & Math

Fuck a cure. RUN!

>>11520751
My cure: Infect everyone right away at 100% then in two weaks no one is left to be infected. So then the virus dies out as there is no more chain.

I will accept my award now!

We should focus on producing ventilators and masks, and banning (You)s.

It's called Herd Immunity!

>>11520751
Luckily it seems everyone is healthy here. How does one get infected?

a-am I healthy?

>>11520751
Anyone know which boards are on wildfire protocol right now?

>>11520830
/b/

>>11520824
Real talk here though, and curious.

About how much of the population (percentwise) would have to be immune for there to be enough of a drop in the infection rate that we could reopen theaters and resteraunts?
How big would it have to be for the elderly to be able to leave their houses again?

Because this is a super infectious and very serious virus due to us having zero in our immune system's experience with it, so it spreads much easier than others.

At the moment, nothing in the site script
Only five levels
>xa-201
>xa-202
>xa-203
>xa-204
>xa-205 and an event called "xa-20e" (the radioactive symbol).

Don't use the "quick reply", that activate the virus script in your IP

>>11520856

Just get them all infected

>>11520918
And then all the elderly die and we overload the health system and MORE people die.

>>11520824
Brilliant!

>>11520934
Am I still healthy?

>>11520751
MAKE THE FUCKING CURE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11520960
Found one!

>>11520751
The only solution is 4chan distancing, you need to distance yourself from 4chan.

>>11520824
this is what herd immunity looks like

Here is my findings

>>11520960
Based

>>11521046
Fuck dont reply to me I am infected

>>11520751
It's just a cough

DUDE ITS JUST A FLU NOTHING BURGER

I HAD IT AND AM OVER IT ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL GUYS

THE CCP IS YOUR FRIEND REMEMBER OKAY??>?

Certain key words make your infection level go down. I used to be green. I just got to find out what it was I said

>>11520751
The jannies lie.
They are in bed with hiroshimoot.
There is a cure.
Wahaposting.
One of the oldest 4chan memes.
Don't let the jannies mislead you.
Spread the truth.
There is HOPE.

>>11520960
RIP in piece

How long does the virus last

>>11520751
I have the cure all you need to do is take my vaccine and chip. Don't worry you won't feel a thing. Your not one of those anti-chipper conspiracy nuts are you?

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>>11521174
You will all be permabanned

>>11520751
you just need to eat more bats raw bro, trust me

>>11521192
>falling for that shop

>>11521046
Posting in a thread with infected posters raises your chance of infection.
I never replied to infected, or used quick reply.

>>11520751
are some people really immune? i only got a couple (You)s and don't really reply too often, but some others say they've replied multiple times and nothing happened

I'm immune

>>11521230
You are not immune.

>>11521237
or am i?

>>11520824
Have some hard immunity

>>11521237
Yes I am

>>11521272
anon i...

Reply if you wanna get infected.

>>11521298
I literally can't get infected though.

>>11521303
coof

>>11520827
Like this

>>11520805

>>11520751
THERE IS A CURE, I REPEAT, THERE IS A CURE. GODSPEED ANONS, SAVE THE BOARD

>>11521411
>>11521310

testing this hypothesis

>>11521411
Doubt it

>>11521411
Accidentally changed ip

>>11521556
what if I reply only to myself
everytime

things are not doing great for me

>>11521565
don't worry anon we're all gonna make it

>>11521411
epic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFIIIIINGGGG

>>11520751
help me

Done.

Yea, uh... I think I need the cure.

>>11521735
What's the time from infected to dying?

Either we found patient zero...

or the infection is capable of time-travel...
>>>/po/563015

We got to work on a cure and fast before this thing spreads. Keeping track of the infectivity rate

>>11521757
the only poster from Wuhan on the entire chan

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*cough*

>>11521423
based scientific method chad

I've created a chart of all the infected boards. I had to use ms paint because it's quick.

These are all the infected boards I accounted for.

>>11521829
(Me again) You are allowed to update this as it goes on.

>11521832
/a/ is very high

>>11520751
COOF COOF ANON HELP ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE COOF COOF

>>11521916
you gonna be fine, its zoomer friendly

I went on /pol/ for a brief instant. Tell me I'll be okay.

>>11520751
>cure the virus
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I came here from /pol/, I thought you all might have a cure, being from /sci/ and all. If you can help me, I promise I'll brush up on my algebra. I haven't used math since college, it'll be terribly hard, but I'll do it for a cure.

COOF COOOF!!!!

>>11520805
>no one is left to be infected
seems legit

coof test

I believe not replying to infected posts will make you immune.

>>11521829
>slow moving boards get infected less
who'dv'e thunk

>>11520751
Type in your Options "cure" to whoever you're replying that has the virus. SPREAD THIS INFORMATION NOW.

>>11521968
Testing.

>>11521945
test

am i sick please tell me im not sick

>>11521954
WELL LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT

Running folding@home and rosetta@home COVID simulations, so yea, my computer might just cure it.

Fuck Jannies

I am immune, I am afraid.

test

so how does this work?

test

nonhomologous (5) protozoologies (5) protozoologist (5) protozoologists (5) protozoology (5) biometeorology bloodroot bloodroots booboo booboos boocoo boocoos boohoo boohooed boohooing boohoos bookoo bookoos chronobiologic chronobiologies chronobiologist chronobiology cocobolo cocobolos cohomological cohomologies cohomology cryptozoologies cryptozoologist cryptozoology coocoo cookbook cookbooks corroboration corroborations corroborator corroborators corroboratory cottonwood cottonwoods doloroso doodoo doodoos goosefoot goosefoots holometabolous homologation homologations homologous homophonous homosporous hoodoo hoodooed hoodooing hoodooism hoodooisms hoodoos hoopoo hoopoos micromorphology epizootiologic epizootiologies epizootiology locofoco locofocos locomotion locomotions locomotor locomotors locomotory monochromator monochromators monocotyledon monocotyledons monopolization monopolizations monotonous monotonously monotonousness moonroof moonroofs moosewood moosewoods geochronologic geochronologies geochronologist geochronology geomorphologies geomorphologist geomorphology foolproof footloose footstool footstools isochromosome isochromosomes komondorock komondorok koodoo koodoos neoorthodox neoorthodoxies neoorthodoxy nonautonomous nonchromosomal noncooperation noncooperations noncooperator noncooperators nongonococcal nonhomogeneous nonmonogamous nonorthodox nonpoisonous octoroon octoroons oculomotor odontoglossum odontoglossums photoautotroph photoautotrophs photobiologic photobiological photobiologies photobiologist photobiologists photobiology photocompose photocomposed photocomposer photocomposers photocomposes photocomposing photoflood photofloods photogeologic photogeological photogeologies photogeologist photogeologists photogeology photoionization photooxidation photooxidations photoproduction phytosociology

>>11522007
>nonhomologous (5) protozoologies (5) protozoologist (5) protozoologists (5) protozoology (5) biometeorology bloodroot bloodroots booboo booboos boocoo boocoos boohoo boohooed boohooing boohoos bookoo bookoos chronobiologic chronobiologies chronobiologist chronobiology cocobolo cocobolos cohomological cohomologies cohomology cryptozoologies cryptozoologist cryptozoology coocoo cookbook cookbooks corroboration corroborations corroborator corroborators corroboratory cottonwood cottonwoods doloroso doodoo doodoos goosefoot goosefoots holometabolous homologation homologations homologous homophonous homosporous hoodoo hoodooed hoodooing hoodooism hoodooisms hoodoos hoopoo hoopoos micromorphology epizootiologic epizootiologies epizootiology locofoco locofocos locomotion locomotions locomotor locomotors locomotory monochromator monochromators monocotyledon monocotyledons monopolization monopolizations monotonous monotonously monotonousness moonroof moonroofs moosewood moosewoods geochronologic geochronologies geochronologist geochronology geomorphologies geomorphologist geomorphology foolproof footloose footstool footstools isochromosome isochromosomes komondorock komondorok koodoo koodoos neoorthodox neoorthodoxies neoorthodoxy nonautonomous nonchromosomal noncooperation noncooperations noncooperator noncooperators nongonococcal nonhomogeneous nonmonogamous nonorthodox nonpoisonous octoroon octoroons oculomotor odontoglossum odontoglossums photoautotroph photoautotrophs photobiologic photobiological photobiologies photobiologist photobiologists photobiology photocompose photocomposed photocomposer photocomposers photocomposes photocomposing photoflood photofloods photogeologic photogeological photogeologies photogeologist photogeologists photogeology photoionization photooxidation photooxidations photoproduction phytosociology
based

>>11520960
BEGONE

>>11520751

A simple humor imbalance. We just need more purple. I'd think it'd be obvious, with all this green going around.

>>11520751

test

is this it? i can't get any greener?

>>11522069
thanks doc

>>11522077
>is this it? i can't get any greener?
i'm still hoping for a /quarantine/ board

>>11521829
>all the porn boards are barely infected

wtf I thought cooming destroyed the immune system.

>>11522100
test
I want to catch the virus, I'm a bug chaser

>>11522102
Got you bro

GIVE ME THE CURE, WHERE'S THE CURE?

>>11520751
It is very mild. Herd immunity is the only cure

>>11521411
let's see if this works

>>11522105
reply to me

>>11520751
We must find a cure, I don't want to be infected.

Well, /POL/ and /b/ are both fucked. Rest in peace sweet prince.

Help

>>11520996
your... name ..anon..

Test

I'm down for science. Lets do this shit

>>11522222
.. MY..NAME!!!, *COOF*

i hope i don't get infected quickly

VACCINE FOUND
>>251378435
>>251378435
>>251378435
VACCINE FOUND

>>11522247
*wheeze*

>>11522247
*cough*
S-sorry anon, I think I have something stuck in the back of my throat. I'm n-not sick I promise.

so,recovered people

naturally immune chads unite

We did, but we have no medical degree or prior research, we can prove it by curing someone in 2 days, who would I talk to willing to give me a chance?

>>11520827
Touch a refugee from another board like this

>>11522162
Spreading the love

>>11522463
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>>11522561
can I get reinfected,how does this work?

>>11522571
Testing, let us know

>>11522571
What the fuck. Does anyone else see the laughing crying emoji instead of the biohazard symbol?
How did you do it?

>>11522600
>>11522603
I stopped posting for like two hours and when I came back,the green faded away with every post.
Now it seems like i'm recovered

>>11520751
Like hell we're giving you the cure. Lol.

>>11522605
Maybe that's the cure? You did isolation? Gonna avoid posting for a few hours to test.

>>11522607
So is that it? Is 4chan itself the disease and abstinence the cure?

>>11522613
>>11522615
seems like it

Oh shit the cure is literally distancing yourself from this site.

>>11522621
>Laughing emoji
So it was an April fool's prank after all...

I avoided posting for an hour and my green grew greener :D

>>11522571
jesus how gay

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>>11522169
You're fine.

I'm confused

WE NEED TO CURE THEM ASAP!

The cure is forsythia

>>11522615
You got it right, THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND.

>>11522700
HELP ME STOP THE COOFING

>>11522605
silly nigga

>>11520751
>>11520757
>>11520805
COOF

>>11522571
>>11522605
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>>11522694
Uuuhh... what's going on here?

>>11520751
CURE MEH PLEASE.

>/v/ has contributed more to the medical health of anons than /sci/ could ever imagine
embarrassing.

I'm too pozzed for a cure.
Burn my body.

>>11522857
Wait, i'm being cured?

The Virus is spreading at an alarming rate. Thousands of channers may day, but most of you will survive.

>>11520751
Im curing by myself

BREAKING NEWS GUYS
IF YOU'RE STILL INFECTED BY THE END OF TODAY YOU'LL GET BANNED UNTIL APRIL 1ST NEXT YEAR.
SPREAD THE WORD

>>11521411
Don't think this works

>>11522613
Right that's an hour, see if that does it

>>11520824
Do it for him

>>11522885
Nope still fucked

>>11522877
Haven't had to sit at a desk for going on 4 weeks now.

Roads are empty and the weather outside is nice: get to be an organ doner during sunny times of the day.

Delivery is free from a lot of places.

I have more time to cook my own food as well, not getting home like 1hr before food should be served.

Honestly it's been great. My only downsides are slight boredom and some hesitation in going out to grab shit that I need from the hardware and grocery stores. Also I lost like 5k in investments but that should bounce back eventually.. So really it's more "lack of growth for 12ish months". Might be able to take advantage on the uptick though.

The real cure is making threads.

>>11521059
Cough in my throat. I wanna see if I can beat lady corona.

is it possible to quarantine infected users? perhaps there is a way of containing the spread of the virus.

>>11522846
did you get any dubs with those two posts?

>>11520751
I use information theory to trade stocks. Been thinking of how I can tweak my models to help with the corona situation.

>>11521205
Your name says otherwise.

>>11521916
Just drink your ovaltine.

>>11521954
Your belief will be tested.

>>11522015
Let me COOF on you!!!

>>11522638
Yeah it's just a prank bro.

>>11520751
Hello I'm here for the cure
>coof coof

Just got off the phone with hiro, quads are the cure

who needs a cure when you're not infected lmao

I have the cure for you faggits!

>>11520751
give me the cure docs

CUUUURE ME

>>11521192
You first.

nos vamos a morir, agarren todo el papel hijienico que puedan

>>11523042
>>11520751
Cure is:
Doubleshot of London dry gin into a highball of tonic water and a slice of lime.

>>11523110
I thought the cure was using a blow dryer to the mouth and inhaling the hot air to kill the virus.

>>11523157
Not my main assumption, but possible.
It could also be something retarded like based entirely on getting dubs but with a randomized time delay.

>>11522613
>was uninfected
>didnt post for 3 hours
>came back and im fucking super infected

>>11522885
gg

Late to the party, but you dumb truckers being experimented on should be using trips so we can track you else other anons could pretend to be you

>>11523165
>>11523169

Yeah, heard about some delay, and did wait a while after my first test to start this.
But I wanted to look right away anyway. I'll keep posting and see if I get sick from replying.

If I don't get sick from this, I'll check if C then O then O then F is a magic infection keyword.

>>11523167
>what is incubation period

>>11523179
ive have gone out of my way to not reply to ANYBODY infected and i still got it though

>all these people who are still sick
HOLY CRINGE!

I went from nothing to completely fucked in the span of 1 post

>>11523192
I replied to 2 infected and let's see the results!

>>11523192
Did you post on a board with high level of infection?

>>11520805
brilliant

>>11523197
Are we immune now that we recovered? I just went to sleep after i got infected last night when it first started and now I have this

>>11523199
Oh fuuuuuuuu...

>>11523205
Yes we're completely immune. Herd immunity is working!

>>11522101
Cooming does the exact opposite.

>>11522923
How does information theory relate to the stock market?

>>11522880
But how can I get cured?

FIND THE FUCKING CURE THEY'RE TRYING TO INFECT ME

SOMEONE GIVE ME A CURE CURE CURE CURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just want to test and see if my symptoms have been showing up

coof

>>11520751
CURE ME. HOW DO I BE CURED HELPPPP

>>11523253
>>11523242
>>11523237
Proven cure = stay away from 4chan for 3 hours. Not that difficult.
You... do have things to do outside of 4chan, don't you?

Why would we want to do that? This virus is extremely beneficial to humans and the planet.

Overpopulation has been doing massive damage to the planet/environment: http://www.everythingconnects.org/overpopulation-effects.html

This virus only kills the old and infirm.

Look at the voting patterns of the older generation. They prevent problems from being remedied.

Humans have depleted the oceans of fish, replaced them with plastic, oil, heavy metals and other industrial pollution. Humans are causing massive deforestation, climate change threatening huge populations, extinction of a huge variety of animal species. Extreme animal suffering due to horrendous factory farming conditions and habitat destruction in order to feed so many people. And causing a huge amount of human suffering, much of which comes from the rises in chronic disease and poor health, both of which have been increasing drastically in recent decades. The vast majority of people now are nowhere near healthy enough to be ethically using their bodies to create other people, yet we keep seeing extremely unhealthy people having kids.

This virus would help prevent a collapse of society due to overwhelming amounts of poorly functioning people and severe damage to the planet/environment.

>>11523205
Nope, I just got reinfected

>>11523261
THERE IS A FUCKING LOCKDOWN I CANT GO OUTSIDE RETARD

>>11523224
Maybe if I reply to you I can be cured

test

>>11523271
Heh heh, you thought the meets would inherit the earth. But it looks like (((they))) got you too

Is it possible to get reinfected by replying to an older infected post from yourself?

COOOF

>>11523233
Generating profitable trading signals through black box algorithms (input data, algo analyzes it based info theory, output).

do i have the diseeze D:

>>11523367
No :DDD

>>11523367
not yet :3

>>11523261
I've ascended to daemonhood for the 2nd time though. Got cured by being off for a while, returned to actively coofing.

Hmmm

>>11523399
So there's hope for me, then

>>11523421
ur whalecum

I want corona inside of me

been away for a few hours, do I still have the 'rona?

>>11523519
looks like you still have

>>11523268

>>11520757
You have symptoms too. But we're not green yet.

>>11523523
Why do you have laughing?
Were you infected earlier?

Just have a paracetamol bro

>>11523537
Yes, it seems that i had acquired heard immunity

am i sick

>>11523544
>>11523545
I wonder how long I have?

>>11523546
no you're rad

>>11523546
Not yet, Anonymous. Maybe soon.

>>11523551
Give laughter.

>>11523424
Okay.

Maybe the cure was inside us all along

Are dubs and checking them involved?

>>11522636
lmao

How do I get cured?

>>11521205
u ded

>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1849 — Recoveries in the Past Hour: 2344 — Board Infection Level: High

>>11521046
Thats was my first sign of infection, lets see how i am doing now.

>>11523602
Herd immunity.

>>11521788
Go away christcuck.

>>11521788
Coof on me

>>11523633
I wonder if there are higher levels than high?

>>11523671
Replying to him was enough. You're infected now. Youll be green within the hour.

This should cover everything you need to know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN5kw9i7qTA

I lost my emoji lmao

whoo

>>11520751
How can /sci/ treat me?

>>11523261
Sure

>>11523676
I was curious and looked at the front page of /b/.
It said it was critical.

Test

>>11523691
and now I became reinfected

>>11523691
>>11523770
You sure?

>>11523772
Yes,i am sure I got the emoji
I had for a bunch of hours

i'm this fag>>11522605
probably one of the first recovered,so losing the emoji may be an automatic thing

>>11521303
post again

test

>>11523785
Interesting. So recovering without an emoji means that person can be infected again

>>11523803
>>11523610
>>11523633
test

>>11523819
But I got the emoji and then it disappeared 6 hours later.
It seems like my contagion level doesn't go higher than this though

>>11520751
I know you're probably kidding but why can't /sci/ cure the virus? We have some LITERAL GENIUSES here.

>>11523826
spoke too soon lol

>>11523826
>>11523833
Ah shit, a correction then. no emoji=susceptibility to infection
Kinda funny, I wonder how long will mine last

testing

>>11523803
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>>11523382
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>>11523277
>>11523284

>>11523840
we'll see I guess
I'm just curious to see if there are any surprises left

>>11523803
test

How green can it get

>>11523752
Preservatives used to prolong shelf life of fruit inhibits proper function of a compost. Peels from these fruits should be considered biohazardous waste and should not be composted.

>>11523975
Random, I shitposted hard to see how far I can get, never reached the greenest green unlike some anons who only posted a few

>>11523975
that's your final form

>>11523975
lotsa green

test

>>11523975
let's see

>>11523975
>>11523983
>>11523989
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>>11524009
I wanna get greener

>>11523975
give me ur green

>>11524011
Dunno anon, you seem to be recovering, did I accidentally give you immunity?

>>11521411
Spreading my filth to you

>>11524037
>indifference to human life
>literally a woman fighting with all her strength to keep her loved one alive

>>11524022
I'm at full green now

Not posted in a few hour, what am I now?

>>11524074
still a greentard

>>11520751
you cant. a scientist wanted to and forfeit a large portion of his life span. the claims that they have a cure are based on his work. however governments want to cull the masses. automation was always going to phase out lots of jobs. last thing the rich want to have to do is give poor people money. so the cure will be laced with the illness. all vaccines are like this. you can contract what ever from the vaccine... maybe vaccines arent actually doing what was stated and are just made to spread a illness

in this case it would be spreading it initially through cough suppressants and possibly hand sanitizers (that dont sting cuts !!!) but later through medicines meant to treat it

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Can you cure my B̸̜̳̈a̷̩͌͌s̷̺͑̈́s̷͕͕͐͠ ̸̱͎̆́A̴̪̙̎͝c̷̰͉̓͒k̴̛̯̩̈w̴̯͆a̶̪͂̈́r̷͇̈́d̴̟͘s̵͓̒ ̷͕̭̀Ś̶̼̀h̵̙̋í̸̦t̸̙͙̓͊p̵̮̎o̶̙̿͠s̴̈́ť̶̳é̷̡̕r̴̟̄͌ͅ ̵͓̇E̷̛̩͖͆ẍ̸̞͠t̶̖̝̐r̵̭͘a̴͈͒͒ỏ̴̡r̴̬̥͛̔d̶̡͓̉ḯ̸͇ͅǹ̵ͅá̷̳̦ỉ̵̛̻ȑ̶̳̩͝é̸̥̜ ̴̬̝̋D̸̩̳̃i̸͉̽s̷̮̀ê̶̠a̸̤͘š̸͙e̷̩͒̀???

>>11524107
No

It took me three fucking hours to recover. But now I'm immune.

>>11520751
My emoji went away, am I at risk of getting it again?

>>11524149
Whoops, mine is gone too
Yeah, we are susceptible again or so I think

>>11524149
yes,I got reinfected myself

am i still immune

>>11524156
No

>>11524132
>tfw make and eat dinner for the last 7/2 hours
>still infections

Some of my posts are infected but others aren't.
What is going on?
>inb4 I post from the same computer

testing for immunity

>>11520751
test

>>11523803
give me your power

>>11520757
Run where? It's everywhere. What about the people not fit enough to run?

>>11521788
Dubs checked.

Repent? But I didn't pent the first time.

>>11520805
loel, imagine???

Why am I still infected? My immune system is weak.

rip in nigger my dude, I can't reply directly to you though, social distancing bro

>>11524249
Come with me

>11524183
Yeah, there's still infections dude.

>>11524331
>and leave you with permanently lungs
I'll take permanent lungs over temporary lungs. Gotta be able to breathe after all.

But really, get fucked, fear monger fag lmao

>>11523657
cringe & bluepilled

>>11524345
Just be happy you're not sick yet, it's only a matter of time. No woman wants green posts

Apparently, there is two ways to die from a Corona-chan infection. The first one is from bronchitis degenerating into pneumonia, the second one is the good ol' SARS, which seems to happen as a second phase after the initial infection and relapse. Both problems are not direct consequences of the presence of the virus, but instead of the inflammatory response to that presence. Bronchitis happens because inflammation is supposed to slow down the virus reproduction, but it may also give way to opportunistic germs that like mucus. SARS happens because the immune system has difficulties getting rid of the virus and overreacts to the point lungs are too inflammated to function properly. The fact this is a new virus that the immune system has no clue about explains why SARS is so common. Most people get away easily because their immune system finds a way to bring the virus down quickly, thus avoiding both infectious and inflammatory phases of the disease.
Thus, a good immunologist should be able to deduce the best treatment : pulmonary-oriented antibiotics to prevent or cure bronchitis, an anti-inflammatory to reduce the risk of SARS without masking the infection. Guess what, I'm neither a genius or a practitioner, that's the combination of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin that was found in France and seems to do wonders as long as you don't wait for the SARS phase. The worst mistake that governments and the press make is to tell people to stay at home if they develop mild symptoms. They should actually be tested and take this treatment under medical scrutiny if infected and not wait for SARS to destroy their lungs.

epic viruz

Test

>>11524041
How the fuck do you even study this shit ?

Test

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CURE

>Trump: I dunno man maybe try drinking some Orange juice
>CNN: BREAKING NEWS! Man dies from sepsis after trying to drink an entire 200 liter keg of OJ! Our sources say the original claim about vitamin C was likely Trump repeating Kremlin funded Russian propaganda!

>>11524505
NOWHERE

>>11522942
>>11521927
wow, thanks anon i'm cured now

Disease

Let's recover together

>>11524608
NO
NEVER

I want out of this virus

Test

>>11524648
No way out

testicle

test

>>11524794
1) another rodent virus (again)
2) if you want
3) same shit: isolation, rushed remedies, dying old people, horde cleaning products

It's over.

Alright,isn't it enough?
It's getting pretty boring

>>11524107
Teach me to backqoute

11524843<<
just do it lol?

Welcome to the Chinese bareback party.

>>11524848
>>11524841
>>11524837
>>11524758
>>11524755
>>11524742
>>11524661
>>11524648
>>11524621
>>11524608
>>11524590
>>11524520
>>11524505
>>11524460
>>11524356
>>11524259
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>>11524231
>>11524183
>>11524165
>MFW I'M INFECTED, SO I CAN REPLY TO ALL THE INFECTED NIGGAS FREE OF CONSEQUENCE!!!

11524843<<
NEEGRER

>>11524505
In your pants, big boy.

test

>>11524132
perhaps, within the hour, my symptoms *COOF* shall go away???

>>11524893
(Test)
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>>11524885
yes,based

is there a cure yet?

test 2

>>11524590
>>11524608
>>11524621
>>11524648
>11524648
>>11524661
>>11524742
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>>11524755
>>11524837
>>11524758
>>11524758
>>11524841
hello!

Test

>>11521757
I'm confused, so that might be the source and anon from /v/ that replied to that post got infected and somehow mutated into rapidly transmission?

>>11521759
I just woke up expecting to be recovered like last time but my posts are still green.

>>11523657
You're an embarassment in Dawkin's eyes.

>>11521006
Isn’t 4chan use inherently social distancing from 99.9% of the population?