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>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device
HAhahahahahahaha oh nononononononono!!!
The absolute state of astrophysicists!

>> No.11514731

>>11514729
muh wonder of muh nose

>> No.11514756

>>11514729
>making a device for something that can be easily done with enough self-control
Combined with that mistake and the fact that he's an astrophysicist makes me feel like a genius.

>> No.11515039

>>11514756
But Anon, humans don't have self-control.

>> No.11515065

>>11514729
It isn't rocket science.

>> No.11515132

>>11514756
It's not about self-control, it's something you do automatically without thinking about it, like blinking.

>> No.11515150

>>11514729
Surely he could just stick a metal stick up his nose to retrieve the magnets.

>> No.11515177

>>11514729
the ((((()))) doesn't have this problem

>> No.11515213

>>11514729
The absolute state of
Austraphysics?

>> No.11515472

>>11514729
I'm pretty sure I already know when i'm touching my face.

the magnets aren't necessary.

>> No.11515516

It's a magnet. Just stick a metal pen up there and he could pull it out himself.

>> No.11516673

>>11514729
>HAhahahahahahaha
Mom let the hyaena use her computer again.

>> No.11516727

>>11515132
>it's something you do automatically without thinking about it

oh yeah, just like putting magnets your nose

>> No.11516732

>>11516673
And that's a good thing. Don't be hyenaphobic, anon.

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>>11514729
>Human attempts to invent something
>Ends up in hospital with magnet shoved up nose
Sounds about right.

>> No.11516799

>>11514729
FUGEN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK