/sci/ - Science & Math

>trusting jews

>>11461856
>Coronavirus (((vaccine)))

>>11461856
big if true

>>11461856
I would NEVER EVEEEEEEEEEEEEER
USE A VACINE DEVELOPED IN ISRAEL.

>>11461860
>>11461858
Back to https://4chan.org/pol

Great. Now it must be made mandatory for all U.S: children in 2024 to stop it completely. :)

Lol, so now only conspiracytards and antivaxx retards will die? Couldn't ask for a better outcome

>>11461872
6 million jews died of the coronavirus, and it's all the white man's fault, that should be mandatory to teach in school.

>>11461856
based merchants. truly a goyim's greatest ally.

>>11461866
>being this stormtarded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Salk

It's fake. You can't vaccinate against auto immune diseases, which COVID-19/nCov-19/SARS-CoV-2/Commie Lung Herpes is.

((Op is now not gay))

>>11461856
>It's over
This is correct, but not in the way you think.

>>11461906
>scientists develop a vaccine
>uneducated internet rando calls it fake
Like pottery.

>>11461860
I love the (((paren))) notation. Where did it come from?

>>11461915
According to ADL, it was from a 2014 podcast that added an echo sound effect whenever a Jewish name was mentioned. Parens are a typographical transcription of the effect.

>There has been no breakthrough in the efforts of the biological institute to find a vaccine for the coronavirus or to develop testing kits. The institute’s work is conducted according to an orderly work plan and it will take time. If and when there will be something to report, it will be done in an orderly fashion. The biological institute is a world-renowned research and development agency, which relies on experienced researchers and scientists with great knowledge and quality infrastructures. There are now more than 50 experienced scientists working at the institute on researching and developing a medical remedy for the virus.

>>11461856
and then it fails pre-clinical trials, which is announced in some obscure medical journal and everyone forgets about it.

>>11461866
You're actually retarded. Israel has world class institutions, and in terms of biotechnology and medical research, they make some of the most groundbreaking discoveries, and have many of the best scientific minds humanity can offer. You're an absolute fool if you think there is some kind of Jewish conspiracy to poison humanity through vaccines. Take your fucking schizo meds.

>>11461989
Circumcised.

>>11461856
Don't worry, it'll be over a year until it's on the market assuming nothing goes wrong during testing.

>>11461996

Want to see my uncut dick?

>>11462003
No.

>>11461856
anyone could make a vaccine overnight. it still needs months and months of testing

>>11462003
Actually, there is one simple question. What is the most sensitive part of the penis? ie, what region responds to the least stimulation.

>>11461866
Don't be stupid, the effectiveness of a vaccine is clearly more important than its origin.
>let me die from my stupidity, because it came from X

>>11461906
https://www.creative-biolabs.com/vaccine/autoimmune-disease-vaccines.htm?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzcDatqCU6AIVA57VCh0u2QGWEAAYASAAEgKwcfD_BwE

>>11461915
It was initialized by a youtuber named Morrakiu, who did a segment which added echoes in audio form around Jewish names for therightstuff.biz podcast. It was later co-opted in paranthetical form by followers of both the website and podcast.

>take vaccine
>cured of coronavirus
>foreskin shrivels up and falls off

>>11462058
>also end up immunocastrated
>maybe even mind controlled into becoming yet another slave of Enlil.

>>11462058
this is christ, ren looks way too insane.

>>11462058
Vaccines don't cure. If you're already infected, why would a vaccine help? The disease is in the body, you're already making antibodies.

I remember thinking this as a child and early teenager as well. This is how they brainwash us. Vaccines don't cure anything, they can't.

>>11462003
Uncut Israeli dick? Let's see it for science.

>>11461896
OMG HE'S ONE OF ((THEM)) NO I PREFER TO DIE OVER USING A ((VACCINE)), IM ANTI-VAXX NOW

>>11462082
Circumcised.

>>11462058
>IQ goes up 10 points

>>11462073
are you fucking retarded? vaccines make the white blood cells stronger, and most of the immune system stronger too. but do what you want, natural selection will just do it's job.

>>11462058
>take vaccine
>become a double autist

>>11462085
dude, you're probably a shil trying to make me people not use vaccines so the jews aren't exposed, we not your tactics, sholmo!
here's the image you should be using.

>>11461856
look
>>11452494

>>11462089
Do you want to be a dead corpse or an alive autist? Your choice, America. ;)

>>11461896
yeah and this kike's poison ended up paralyzing and killing a bunch of people.

>>11461856
>haaretz
Oy vey

>>11461915
>>11461870
You must be at least 18 to post here

>>11462219
we're 18, retard.

>>11462033
>trusting israel, ever
just no.

>>11462087
are you retarded? looks like too many toxic shots rotted your brain.

>>11462225
>We are 18
Based underage schizo

>>11462020
brain

>>11461856
whats with the schizo and /pol/tard raids happening in /sci/?

>>11461989
>they make some of the most groundbreaking discoveries, and have many of the best scientific minds humanity can offer
Israel's average IQ is in the toilet. face it, they're nothing without gibs from USA

>>11461906
imagine being this fucking dumb
perhaps go back to your echo chamber of stupidity where people will nod and agree with your worthless insane comments you rampaging faggot
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT00533741

>>11462087
Lol, what an arrogant moron. Go ahead, get that shot.

>>11462239
Clamped and vaccinated.

>>11461856
remember when israeli scientists discovered that cure for cancer more than a year ago?
nothingburger

Oh look its your daily bullshit news about a company promising a vaccine who doesn't even have something ready for pre clinical trials, it's almost like they are trying to pump their stock value or something.

Golly gee, it's so unlike the Israelis to tell a lie

>>11461856
Is that the same cure they developed at different times over the past several weeks in several various countries and then we never hear anymore about? Cures that are discovered with vague details and even vaguer names for which search results always come up empty for?

Journalists would never make anything up just to increase their click rate.

>>11462082
good goy

>>11461856
>Israeli Research
Stopped reading right there. I am now a friend of the antivaxxers. Nothing good can come out of those gypsy schizoid street shitters. Let them vaccinate themselves first.

>>11462746
so you believe that vaccines don't work?

i can see why you would distrust the israelis but vaccines are useful, here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3068582
there are a lot of shit i dont trust jews with like quantum mechanics, gravity but to discredit vaccines cause israelis are doing it is just retarded, also don't turn this board into /pol/, it isn't about how anti-jewish /pol/ is (Which I am fine) but how they keep calling everybody a jew they disagree with, lol ur a jew, lol ur a good goy. it's so annoying, its like one of those pedos who believe that the age of consent was created by ((them)) and not actual people.

>>11462540
you can’t just throw medications/vaccines out there. You have to test that shit before you give it to people.

>>11462795
i know, it's a bad idea, but some are distrusting vaccines, literally. maybe that is plan of ((them))?

It's not, this shit will be with us until at least Fall.

>The development process requires a series of tests and experiments that may last many months before the vaccination is deemed effective or safe to use.

>Asked about the development, the Defense Ministry said: "There has been no breakthrough in the efforts of the biological institute to find a vaccine for the coronavirus or to develop testing kits. The institute’s work is conducted according to an orderly work plan and it will take time.

>The assessment of experts in Israel and abroad is that the length of time needed to develop a vaccine runs from a few months to a year and a half. Numerous research teams all over the world are participating in the race to develop a vaccine.

>Around a month and a half after the genetic sequence was published, biotechnology company Moderna, Inc., based in Boston, Massachussets, announced it had completed the development of a possible coronavirus vaccine. Immediately afterward the vaccine was sent to the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, with clinical trials, which will include up to 25 health participants, to start in April and end in the summer. Any Israel vaccine will presumably also need to go through a similar or even stricter process before it will be approved for use.

>>11461913
MUH SCIENCE!!!!!

>We will give you goys the vaccine in trade of the rest of our rightful lands

>yes, just trust us. This vaccine won't hurt you ;)

>>11461878
Hola reddi

>>11462863
>anything i dont like is plebbt

>>11462867
>any insult towards my insufferable redditfag snarkiness is just "calling things he doesn't like reddit"

>You're actually retarded. Israel has world class institutions, and in terms of biotechnology and medical research, they make some of the most groundbreaking discoveries, and have many of the best scientific minds humanity can offer. You're an absolute fool if you think there is some kind of Jewish conspiracy to poison humanity through vaccines. Take your fucking schizo meds.

>>11462873
>i can call anyone that resembles a plebbit feature a plebbitor (which is 80% of 4channers), i also dont breathe air or drink water because plebbitors do it

>>11462873
>i can call anyone that resembles a plebbit feature a plebbitor (which is 80% of 4channers), i also dont breathe air or drink water because plebbitors do it

>>11461856
If you're smart you do everything in your power to avoid this vaccine, it's absolute crap and will make you sick.

>>11462058
>take vaccine
>Suddenly get extremely rare genetic illness

>>11462249
EAT THE BAT SOUP, RACIST

>>11461856
why are there so many /pol/tards

>>11462058
>cured of a disease that killed a grand total of 4,000 nursing home residents worldwide
THANK YOU, BASED JEWS. WHAT WOULD I DO WITH YOUR PLASTICS AND METAL SHARDS INJECTED INTO MY VEINS?

>>11462977
Your precious reddit science is being exposed, yet again, as a giant political scam. Good luck spinning this one

>>11462540
Vaccines aren't cures

>>11462977
I'm convinced it's not poltards, I go on safari to pol occasionally and the discussion their is more civilized, although riddled with memes and niggerposting. I think these are btards trolling us.

>>11463162
>Their
*There
I've outed myself as a phonefag

>>11461870
Fuck off faggot

These kikes probably created the virus

>>11463164
Phones are circumcising your brain.

>>11462983
>reddit science exposed
are you fucking retarded? i dont agree with using vaccines made by ((them)). but vaccines do work, read the graphs and see studies, oh wait, you'd call them fake and ignore them. you speak and act like a /pol/tard, this is /pol/tard's law by the way:
1. Calling everybody a Jew or a shill, and then procced to discredit points because of a claim you made.
2. Be a retarded fag, but act like a clever guy.
3. Make new names for countries to make you sound intelligent and creative at creating names.
4. Invade other boards.
5. Be as uncertain and uneducated as possible, not know what's degenerate and what's not. What should imposed and what should be opposed.
It has been proven by the way, almost every /pol/tard would often call anyone a jew or a shill and dismiss arguments, be one large retard while acting very smart and have very good IQ, and make new names (Leaf, frogs, brits, mutts). Go to others board and spread the disease. Act like the white race would win while fighting over how Christianity is good or bad.

>>11463183
>invade other boards
And you just outed yourself as a retarded r*ddit fag, anons browse multiple boards retard they always have you're just seething because you're a faggot

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>>11463180
Circumschizo, is this you? >>11463069

>>11463193
retard, i know that, but they keep posting their bullshit 'you're a jew, you're a jew and you're a jew' shit to everybody, /pol/ was created because it kept retards like you from ruining other boards. you keep pushing this retarded vaccines are fake, climate change isn't real, the earth is flat. no one wants your shit, everybody would be glad if you people just kept being in your contagious board.
also calling me r*dditor is a common symptom of newfags, and dumbfags, if you dont want to be one, stop outing yourself as one. be one /sci/, respect actual science.

go here everyone, be educated >>11447590

>>11463202
>/pol/ unanimously believes all those things
Ah another newfag r*ddit opinion keep outing yourself as a retard. Just go back

>>11463215
most /pol/ believes this shit you retard. i've seen r*ddit and i dont wanna go on it, it's a horrible cesspol filled with unfunny retarded cringe posts, but there's one subr*ddit that fits you, it's r/4chan. go to it and say there.

>>11463215
>everyone who isn't on /pol/ is a newfag and r*dditor

>>11461870
its >>>/pol
your moron

>>11463201
Indeed, it is.

>>11463232
BTFO by yourself lol

>>11463232
its you're a moron
retard

>>11463233
What do you think is the path forward for humanity? Even if the coronavirus eventually blows over, it will result in centralizations of power. Much of it in the wrong hands.

It gives me this feeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_XQ5ITv7p0.. The feeling that when the time comes (either this time or the next, or the next after that) we're all fucked.

>>11463221
Not true at all you're a retard
>>11463224
Didnt say that

>>11461906
>You can't vaccinate against auto immune diseases
>which COVID-19/nCov-19/SARS-CoV-2/Commie Lung Herpes is.

Coronavirus hysteria is the gayest shit I've seen since the swine flu hysteria

>>11461915
Have a (You), newfag

>>11462978
>what is exponential growth?

>>11461856
no comment.

>>11462033
Enjoy having nano-robots in your bloodstream that will you make you gay on command.

>>11461913
>Scientists say they're making breakthroughs but need to test it more
>JOURNALISTS say they developed a vaccine
>Gullible useful idiots calls it true
Like woodwork

>>11463183
>how do you do fellow gentiles

>>11461906
>You can't vaccinate against auto immune diseases, which COVID-19/nCov-19/SARS-CoV-2/Commie Lung Herpes is.

>>11462063
Never expected to read such an /x/pert post on /sci/ of all places

>>11461906
>You can't vaccinate auto immune diseases
Look at this dude

>>11461856

I find it amazing you have to pay for Haaretz premium for a chance to read literally fake news.

Bibi spoke to the israeli people like 5 hours ago live, he said there is no cure, nobody is close to a cure and he wish he could say it would take several months.

imagine being you OP. a pathetic poltard who can't think for himself. this is your life.

>>11461856
Did anybody even read the article?
>Scientists at Israel’s Institute for Biological Research are expected to announce in the coming days that they have completed development of a vaccine for the new coronavirus COVID-19.
>are expected to announce
This is literally clickbait. They haven't developed a vaccine, this garbage rag wants a billion clicks and is extrapolating to get them.

>Asked about the development, the Defense Ministry said: "There has been no breakthrough in the efforts of the biological institute to find a vaccine for the coronavirus or to develop testing kits. The institute’s work is conducted according to an orderly work plan and it will take time. If and when there will be something to report, it will be done in an orderly fashion. The biological institute is a world-renowned research and development agency, which relies on experienced researchers and scientists with great knowledge and quality infrastructures. There are now more than 50 experienced scientists working at the institute on researching and developing a medical remedy for the virus."

I'm sure they're working hard on it, but there's literally nothing to see here yet. The whole thread fell for obvious clickbait.

Don't these flu type vaccines work like 60% of the time?

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>>11461906
this isn't /pol/ you fucking retard

>>11465256
Just ignore the obvious false-flag thread.

>>11465342
this hurts my eyes.

Making the vaccine is easy to do quicky, the problem is doing the clinical trials to make sure it doesn't buttfuck you with side effects. That takes time.

So its going to be 1 to 1.5 years till its on the market.

>>11461856
Israeli propaganda on /sci/... wtf anon?

>>11465376
>Israeli propaganda
mate this isn't /pol/, not justifying israel or kikes, just remember that every board isn't owned by /pol/. /pol/ isn't taken seriously, like can you explain to me (without calling me a jew or a shill) how the cold war happened without gymnastics?

>>11465390
Le "Israel has a vaccine for XXX" or le "Israel has a secret plan to XXX" is literally a meme we see every time something happens in the world.

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>>11465395
shhh, be careful out there, retards are the majority and they will call you a shill just llike how a dog barks at people, when he's supposed to bark at theives.

i need to know if colloidal silver will actually kill viruses on surfaces. i've heard that nurses spray-gun the shit out of everything with silver but idk if true

>>11462270
> kike using kike study to defend kikes
whewwwww
besides that id rather die to corona than serve the kike , fuck all kikes

>>11465753
>> kike using kike study to defend kikes
why? please get the fuck out of this board. you people have proven to be so retarded, you'd call any study you disagree with a 'kike' study. this is the max retardation a human being can reach right.
>inb4 calling me a kike
i don't give a shit, i will soon call you a goy if you keep calling me a kike or a jew, because you people are too retarded and seeing you triggered would be amazing.

>>11465753
kike! you're a kike because i say so. you're probably trying to make white people die so you're telling the white people not to use vaccines

>>11465856
FUCK OFF KIKE, YOU'RE PROBABLY A KIKE!!! I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, I WONT SERVE YOU KIKE

>>11465860
NO YOU IDIOT, YOURE A KIKE OMGGGG. STOP MAKING WHITE PEOPLE GO EXTINCT KIKE, WE WILL STILL USE VACCINES TO MAKE US POWERFUL.

>>11465864
LOSER, KIKES LIKE YOU SHALL DIE. WE WONT USE VACCINES NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, I WONT SERVE THE KIKE SHOW ME STUDY THAT VACCINES WORK, I BET YOU WONT

>>11465865
HERE IDIOT KIKE https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14753382
WE KNOW WE'RE CORRECTTTTTTTTT

>>11465868
((using))))))) a(((((((((())))))))) (((((((dstudy))*()(0 ((((((((((made))))))))) ((((((((((((by))))))()()))) jews

>>11465873
KIKIKEEEEEE WE'RE COCRRECT IR WRONG STUDY SHOWS WE CORRTEXTC , IT ISNTTTT MADDDEBY JEWS, STOPDN MAJKING US LOOK DUMBBBBBBBBB, WE KNOW YOURRTR TACITICS SHAOLMA

>>11465876
>COPE
JEW, SHUT IT DOWN ALRADY, TRICKS WONT DO STUFF

>>11465881
THEN EXPLAINT CTO EME HOW CODKME THE'RJES ANTI-CIRUCUMCISON STDUDUDUYIES

>>11461870
Lol stupid nigger go back to tumblr

>>11461989
Do you believe what you write or you push through your npc programming?

>>11465912
HE SPS RPOABLYNA A KIEJKE I HANGTE HEIM

>>11465915
HES PROABLY A FILTHTUY KIJDKE OGMGM UI HAFHETE KIJLEKE

>>11465924
>mocking the people who hate jews
fuck off kike, we knpw your tirciks

>>11465929
no you fuck off kikes

>>11462732
Purell is owned by GOJO Industries, which is owned by the Lippman family - founded by Jerry and Golga Lippman in 1946. The Lippman family still owns GOJO.

Every pump of Purell goes directly to the Lippman family.

>>11465815

studies are NOT reproducable 99.99% of the time
they are just a tool to "convince" people of whatever you want to
if you had ever done a study , you'd know this

>>11461870
pol loves jews though

>>11462008
>anyone could make a vaccine overnight

fuck that shit

>>11462087
>it's

Now when will mass production be ready?

>>11461878
>dude this mysterious rushed vaccine from an ethnically supremacist rogue state is exactly the same as an FDA approved vaccine

>>11462778
>some vaccines are good
>therefore all new vaccines must also be good
The NPC meme is real holy shit