/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11461407
Consider however, how good the job market will be in a few years with everybody in older age brackets fucked over. Your generation is the only one to see such a bounty.

>>11461452
There's not gonna be a job market. The boomers have groomed the next generation of elite to become more powerful over the common folk.

lol crazy retro vintage meme, well done OP

>>11461407
My uni just had its first COVID-19 case, and it's likely going to close in the next few days.
I'm thinking of pulling a Newton in the Great Plague and spend my days locked in my room studying until uni opens again and I hopefully come back with something cool

schools in my cunt are closed too, since today. initially 2 weeks. it was announced yesterday. I'm from Poland
i dont think it will affect infections statistics, because all jobs still operate normally and maybe it's up to single companies to advise working from home, so most people still interact with each other.

>uni isn't closed due to Coronachan

>>11461542
>schools in my cunt are closed too

>on spring break
>supposed to go back on 3/16
>it's been extended to 3/23
>no in-person classes until at least April 6
I hope we don't have to cover the same amount of material

>>11461407
it is quite refreshing to see such an old meme again

>all classes moved online
>except for labs, which I have
>going to one of ~30 students on campus
>still probably going to manage to catch it

>>11461853
labs are cancelled for us too...for at least one month

>>11461407
My uni just sent out an email basically saying "everything's carrying on as normal dw about it". Kind of baffling. Wonder how bad it has to get before it'll close

>>11461470
> one updoot for you my good sir

>>11461407
i see what you did there

>when your uni has already had confirmed cases but is not doing anything

Not even in the sticks either. There's been dozens of cases around the city.

>>11462285
facing the exact predicament this end as well. School doesn't seem to be taking any actions

i didnt know hallucinations were contagious

>>11461407
>>11461407
What school

>>11462525
(Unjustified) Panic is 100% contagious

My school just canceled chapel tomarrow but classes are going forward. Only today and tomarrow than spring break. I bet they are waiting till spring break then going to cancel. Not for any good reason, just because having all online classes will save them a ton of money and they are in debt.

>>11461765
You will. At my uni, semester end is also postponed though, so nothing much will change except a shorter break.

>>11462808
That is so fucking gay

>>11462809
Otherwise, students will complain and sue. At least at my place.

>>11461407
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CAMPUSINO HE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN THE ZOOMERINOS NEED THEIR CLASSES AND SEX NOOO

>>11461407
>go to school on an island
>first confirmed case yesterday
>school refuses to close

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR UNI
HARVARD TOLD US TO FUCK OFF AND GO WATCH VIDEOS ONLINE
ALSO TOLD US TO SOCIAL DISTANCE
WHY
THIS SHIT IS PRO-ZOOMER

>>11462808
that'd be dope. don't have any plans for the summer anyway myself.

all labs closed today at my campuss. kinda hyped cos we can't make up the labs online.

>>11461407
someone with corona took public transit in my city, at the most popular stops too
so it's practically guaranteed that the virus is cooking up inside students of my uni rn

>>11463095
UFRJ?

>>11461407
>apply to good postgrad uni
>worried about having to do an inperson interview
Thank you coronachan