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Can't be bothered generalizing the solution set because it would become a dick measuring contest.

Post ITT what real-world problem you want me to solve with it.

It, obviously, relies on calculus and provides whatever. Only requirement I've made is that it has to have subscribers before it will provide optimal solutions.

Basically if people want to know the minimum amount of time all given subscribers would have to put in to achieve minimal workload but maintain existing resource consumption.

Fuck off with your fame, fuck off with your fortune. Just tell me whatever you want solved. The more I keep this shit to myself the more I find myself surrounded by idiots, and that shit gets boring quick.

All I want is teh lulz for 4chan BTFO all known science and math with just giving solutions to problems that Universities con fucktons out of the public. We'll even have a meme resurgence.

>inb4 automation of automatically fucking yourself or others over. The solution is for helping everyone or providing distribution solution sets, not for ego masturbation.

It's literally just a language problem and I've made my program simply a basic 3-hole input sluice.

Open 'er up. Sure, I'll even allow waifu. If 'divine female energy' can't grow the fuck up and stop its bullshit then fine, I'll just make robo-waifu.

>> No.11448844

>>11447773
Crack the 5 most popular crypting algorithms in use nowadays.

>> No.11448888

>>11447773
Based schizo

>> No.11448910

>>11448888
Checked

>> No.11448951
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>> No.11448965

>>11448951
lmfao

>> No.11448976

I'm hungry and I want a real juicy burger. Lettuce, cheese, feta, bacon, cherry tomato, onion, mushroom and avocado. Can you solve this?

>> No.11449144

shouldn't you be able to break any existing encryption algorithm? If so post solution please.

>> No.11449148

>>11447773
delusional retard

>> No.11449175

>>11447773
How do I find the coloring number of an arbitrary connected graph in deterministic polynomial time?

The coloring number in this case is the minimum number of colors possible if a color is assigned to each vertex and no vertex is adjacent to another vertex of the same color.

>> No.11449180

Factor this for me

135066410865995223349603216278805969938881475605667027524485143851526510604859533833940287150571909441798207282164471551373680419703964191743046496589274256239341020864383202110372958725762358509643110564073501508187510676594629205563685529475213500852879416377328533906109750544334999811150056977236890927563

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11449194

>>11449180
How will you check his work?

>> No.11449200

>>11449194
Multiply the numbers together? Are you fucking retarded?

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11449239

>>11448844
>>11449144
How about a CONSTRUCTIVE fucking request? Cryptographic shit isn't a real-world problem FFS.
>Can u break wall?
>*breaks wall*
>oh no, all da water!

>>11448976
If you allow me to expand that to feeding everyone, then yes, but you'll have to save that as a preference file to submit to the provisioning service.

>>11449175
>mmm crayons
The reason why giving solutions to existing NP translations is RETARDED is because those solutions people just make even more retarded abstract language problems, when the difficulty is inherently presenting tasks as tuples of grasp/push/pull. If you want to retain human intellect as being unique then mathematicians really need to let go of the ego of their tools of dissection. Mine included, hence the public query.

>>11448965
>>11448951
>>11448910
>>11448888
Always good to see the regular audience members enjoying themselves.

>>11449200
>>11449194
>>11449180
And this is the shit I more expected and still can't get why anyone formulates these requests. Obviously the primary concern for society isn't a lack of algorithms or mathematics, but a lack of imagination.
>sort these piles of sand
>why?
>because gib me da shiniest grain of sand in the whole desert
>r u retarded?
>gib!

>> No.11449245

>>11449239
>How about a CONSTRUCTIVE fucking request? Cryptographic shit isn't a real-world problem FFS.
NGL this is probably even funnier than saying you solved P=NP

>> No.11449322

>>11449239
>And this is the shit I more expected and still can't get why anyone formulates these requests.
People formulate this request to easily and reliably check whether you did in fact solve what you claim you solved. If you did, then it would be easy to solve this example problem, and people will then start spending time thinking of more imaginative requests, I promise.

>> No.11449337

>>11449239
So you are aware, >>11449175 was presenting a meaningful problem. Suppose you are given a data set with another set consisting of relations between members of the first. His question was equivalent to asking how to find the least k such that this data set is k-partite.

Imagine any scientist being able to use such an algorithm on their data and know that they don't need a supercomputer running it for years?

>> No.11449338

Given a list of cities and the distances between each pair of cities, what is the shortest possible route that visits each city and returns to the origin city?

>> No.11449387

>>11449337
He's so smart he instantly trivialized the problem in his head.

>> No.11449403

>>11447773
Post solution the faggot

>> No.11449554

>>11449200
This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Tight roast, anon.

>> No.11449760

>>11449200
What if the number contains a large prime factor? dumbass.

>> No.11450082

The medical profession is monopolized by the medical profession. All I needed was a butcher and a good mechanic with access to the latest medical equipment and my brain wouldn't be scrambled eggs. Wtf? I could have paid.

>> No.11450086

>>11449760
>what is a primality test
Retard.

>> No.11450091

And the name reads like a book. >>11450082

>> No.11451918

>>11447773
I'd like the weights of a minimal multi-layer neural network that, when given a 96x96 px monochrome image on its input layer, outputs a 96x96 px monochrome image containing the text "OP is a faggot" renedered in Comic Sans MS with 100% accuracy.