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>"Anon, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."

Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.

>> No.11449073

You're posting this thread every three days
It's not funny anymore

>> No.11449077

>>11449069
sounds like a load of pretentious twaddle + sex

>> No.11449080

ugh!? why not fuck first, skip through all the bs and go straight to the metaphysics?

>> No.11449084
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11449084

>I'm sorry, babe, I'm peaking on 4 tabs of acid and your face is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.11449087

be me
>no gf
>spend time working part time
> finish 2 years worth of engineer degree at community college this spring.
>transfer uni soon,
> crunches daily since start of 2020 so by next year i'll be moved out, at uni, w/ abz so i can fuk cheeks.


btw, Op ur post seems like a chit lifestyle. only attractive becuase the girl is 10/10. bars/alcohol are shit and essays are shit. also
> you are a COMPLETE RETARD (NOT TROLLING) if you skip a physics lecture to get drunk.

>> No.11449100

>Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.
If it was your life, it would matter very little in terms of your personal happiness, if you are wondering.

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>>11449069
Sorry, you must be confused, I'm a social sciences major with connections, basically, I'm getting a 6 figure salary job after college. Management position, I'm a people person. Additionally, all of my classes are online and I spend the rest of my day playing Runescape and watching HD pornography. I also dabble in cooking, that is to say, I like eating chips and big macs. Wait... Have we even met before? *sigh* I apologize, but I cannot fathom having to bear your presence for more than 15 minutes. You seem like a genuine plebeian.

Away with you!

>> No.11449252

>>11449101
Based

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>>11449069
No I don't want to, I need to go to school to get a good job and most of these activities you mentioned are outside of my comfort range, it is nothing personal against you I just feel like I'm not the right type of person you should be asking, sorry if this has caused any uncomfortable feelings between us I just see you as more of a classmate than a close friend

>> No.11449304

>>11449100
stop telling people the truth

>> No.11449348

>>11449069
I did this in college. It's great until she fucks your best friend.

>> No.11449356

Her eyes seem too far apart. That's a prey animal right there.