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>working with cute lab partner
>she gives me her number before I ask
>tee hee ecksdee
>chit chat all throughout lab
>fast forward to the day before lab report is due
>text_notification.mp3
>"oh what's this she wants help with her lab?"
>read on
>Oh, hey anon, could you share your excel data for the experiment?
Was I right in telling her no and that I don't want to be held accountable for plagiarism?
Or even worse, is she only pretending to like me because she thinks I'll be her beta bitch?

>> No.11397491

>>11397483
You're describing exactly the kind of chick who will retaliate for rejecting her.
Prepare to get me-too'd.

>> No.11397505

Post what YOU look like OP, after that I'll be able to tell if she was seriously wanting to chit chat with you or if she was using you.

>> No.11397507

>>11397491
kek this

>>11397483
you made the right decision, i would simply reply with "no." and block her

>> No.11397510

>>11397483
She flirted with you before she needed to excel stuff, for this time line it would mean she was planning it or something.
Very unlikely.

Sounds like she was making up excuses to talk to you, and possibly hang out more.

Also she asked for your help and acted like she was irresponsible.
That makes you the alpha helping her.
Helping hot girls doesn't make you a beta.
Your definition is way off.

I think what has essentially happened is that you badly misread very obvious signals.

The discussion of if it's right or not is a conversation. You are going to have to have with your penis. Or yourself next time you are wondering why you are single.

And if by "beta bitch" you mean "boufriend/guy that she has sex with all the time" then yeah. She sounds like she was deffo after that penis.

It doesn't matter anymore. She will think you rejected her. Which you did.
What message did you expect? Her to act like you were a sure thing?

What message were you expecting?

"Hey anon, are you still interested in having sex with me? Please respond yes it no, offer expires in 24 hours"

>> No.11397511

>>11397505
True, need pic or at least a very honest self-rating

>> No.11397522

>>11397510
The only way to fix this is to message her and say "OMG I got your message and thought it was from someone else, I am so sorry, college has been frying my brain lately :s, of course you can have my data lol.",
The send her the data.

Tell her you just got the message when you were in the middle of something.
But other than that I think you messed up pretty bad bro :(

>> No.11397547

Lol I would have said no too. You don't have to be a little bitch to get girls to like you. I am a woman and I think it's disgusting how some of my girlfriend's husbands/boyfriends take the blame for everything and do a bunch of extra shit so that they can have sex. Enjoy being a dumb rat that presses the shock button for an orgasm until you become a walking "yes honey" I would be more turned on by being rejected like that. Only a jewish princess would get mad for not getting what she wants, you don't want to stick your dick in a jew do you?

>> No.11397553

>>11397547
you will never be a real woman

>> No.11397561

>>11397547
You don't just think she was making up excuses to talk to him?
How would you do that?
It's just an excel spreadsheet you guys,
Just go crazy and think girls are trying to harvest your semen to take back to the space ship for fuel or something

"So some stuck up slut princess! Thinks she can ask me for a spreadsheet right, and all I get in return in her being my gf"

ROFL you guys have been in some bad, bad relationships, this is wild.

How are girls supposed to show interest to initiate a relationship? Just Asperger out and be like "Sex?"

>> No.11397571

>>11397483
I always gave my lab partners the benefit of the doubt and tried helping them the first time they ask for anything. It paid off a couple of times, when I was busy with other courses and they provided me with their own reports.
However, if I notice that they're just going to continue leeching through the whole semester without helping back, then I just ghost them and they get the message.

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>>11397510
>Hey anon, would you be interested in some jolly copulation?
>Yes.
Imagine how simple life could be?

>> No.11397580

who cares about some undergrad or HS data, just share it you fag, its not like you are writing the paper for her.

>> No.11397601

>>11397483
add a bunch of noise so its completely garbage and then give it to her

>> No.11397602

>>11397483
>need leach to purify my blood
>while I smoke cigs
The absolute state of idiots

>> No.11397608

>>11397580
This honestly. Your just a “others should fail” faggot. You’re not getting kicked out for sharing lab data on a lab you did together, you’re just not wanting to help her for the sake of not helping her.

>> No.11397610

>>11397483
You were 200% right and yes she was just pretending. That's how women literally work.

>> No.11397613

>>11397483
Leeches really disgust the fuck out of me seriously.
I like snakes, spider, and all that but leeches? I can't.

>> No.11397620

>>11397580
You can get literally branded for life, guarantee no uni will ever let you in and therefore the end of your life before it can even begin.

>> No.11397624

>>11397491
She once told me that her old roommate spread slander about her or something. Idk, you can never be too sure.
If I hang out with her at all I'd be prepared with an audio recorder just to be safe.
Times is weird these days.
>>11397507
kek

>>11397505
>>11397511
I'd post a body pic, definitely not a face pic.
I don't want you autists finding some reflection on a doorknob and doxing me.
>>11397510
I followed up declining her request asking what she was having problems with.
She messaged back showing me her numbers and she forgot to write down some data points.
>>11397561
If her going out with me relies on the fact that I need to let her copy my work I wouldn't be interested. I've had enough experience with women of poor character.
If she still is interested in me after this I guess that'll be the true litmus test.
>>11397608
It's not just the data copy and pasted to the x and y axes— there are calculations involved.
>>11397620
This. and what >>11397491 said, I'd be wary of giving her any sort of leverage for possible blackmail.

>> No.11397629

>>11397510
>reddit spacing
go back nu-male

>> No.11397630

>>11397483
Save the evidence, tell her to fuck off. She's probably just trying to use you but you ought to cover your ass no matter what in case>>11397491 is right.

>> No.11397631

>>11397629
That's not reddit spacing.

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>>11397624
>I'd post a body pic
do it

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>>11397629
>Do I fit in now?
If you simply look at the third paragraph you will understand why you're a retarded sheep

>> No.11397635

>>11397624
just send raw data, no need to give error, calculations etc. i'd wager that more than a hundred people do the exact same lab every semester and half of them share data, you are being autistic man.

>> No.11397640

>>11397631
its not my problem you dont know what reddit spacing is

>>11397634
there are no paragraphs in your post

>> No.11397642

>>11397624
give her some advice on how to set up the calculations and the logic you've employed to generate your results, if she needs actual data from the lab give it to her and if she is confused about how to use a specific result from the experiment again help her to a reasonable extent. Your lab partner is your work partner for the whole semester, being willing to assist them is a good thing that usually benefits you. Do not do the lab report for her.

>> No.11397643

>>11397635
I sent her a picture of the raw data so she can make her corrections. She was asking for the graph to be sent to her in an excel file.

>> No.11397645

>>11397561
Why would someone pretend to not do their work and ask for yours as an excuse to talk? Hey I'm lazy, can I copy you?

If I didn't do my lab and asked for someone elses data, I'd also be reasonable enough to know if the answer is no then that's a bad thing. Why should someone help me when I didn't help myself? It wouldn't make me dislike them, but I might be embarrassed for asking. If like what others have said, that it ruined anon's chance if there was one, then that just means she was using him to begin with in which case who cares.

>> No.11397650

>>11397645
Then that's not a bad thing*

>> No.11397651

>>11397643
>She was asking for the graph to be sent to her in an excel file

ok thats just lazy. I would help in person though, never send anything

>> No.11397652

>>11397624
>She once told me that her old roommate spread slander about her or something
Her next story will be about her creepy lab partner.

>> No.11397653

>>11397642
youre implying that she will actually be of value later down the line. if the mouse has nothing to offer to the lion, there is no reason for him to assist him in anything. And yes, I feel the mouse and the lion example is astute considering that its just as likely for a mouse to help out a trapped lion in a net as it is for a woman to help a man with anything

>> No.11397658

>>11397652
dont forget misogynistic for not orbiting her

>> No.11397664
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11397664

Alright fellas since you wanted to see my hairy nips so bad

>> No.11397665

>>11397653
lab partner affects your grades and the quality of working in the lab with them. if you placate them without kowtowing to their every whim then you are managing the situation in your favor. managing other people when they refuse to manage themselves is what leaders do, and is a general trend in male-female relations. if your lab partner learns to become less helpless from your assistance then you have improved the quality of the resources at your disposal, again leadership involves investment in your subordinates.

>> No.11397670

>>11397665
Lol'd hard, roasty toasty. Know any other such jokes?

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>>11397510
>She sounds like she was deffo after that penis.
delusional. Case 1: shes a goldigging whore that is using him for his work. Case 2: shes elaboratly acting dumb to get to spend more time with him but at the same time using his work because that makes him alpha??? Yup has to be 2, common sense

>What message were you expecting?
So "let me plagarise your work" translates to "let me fuck you" in woman?

>> No.11397676

>>11397670
you refuse to recognize the virtues required of a true leader of men, you will never attain to greatness and the conquest of your destiny. be wary of your own position, lack of sensitivity to the inner workings of leadership leads to subservience to the will of others anon.

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>>11397664
bruh you dont need a whore with that body. dump the bitch and move onto bigger and better.

>>11397665
>you have to be the babysitter of retarded femoids
lol youre retarded, if your partner is not doing her part, just tell the instructor that this moron is helpless and your grade will be based solely on your work and she will fail miserably.

>> No.11397678

>>11397640
Maybe there's a reason you know more about reddit spacing than me?
>dumb redditard logic

>> No.11397681

>>11397676
Hahahahahah! You're such a riot. Again! Do it again!

>> No.11397687

>>11397681
you will gain nothing from anymore I could sat to you.

>> No.11397690

>>11397687
I mean, I get that everything you're saying is nonsense anyway, but I prefer the 'joke' kind of nonsense from before, not just random letters that attempt to imitate the English language. Decent self-referring joke but not that funny.

>> No.11397691

>>11397678
maybe theres a reaon you do it instinctively. im just kidding with you I didnt know what it was some time ago either :)

>>11397676
>true leader of men
are you forgetting his partner is a woman

>> No.11397696

Just tell her your girlfriend suggested you shouldn't give her the excel sheet, she'll revere you.

>> No.11397700

>>11397624
Man, let's just time out for a bit.

Do not post pics of this girl anywhere.
You are talking about recording devices and blackmail and sending photos of your lab partners to 4chan?

That makes you the creepy stalker girls need to be cautions of.
Don't send pics of your friends body's to fucked up cp websites, for the love of God.

So she was asking for very little of your work? Like she wasn't asking for part of your PhD thesis or something.
It was just an excuse to talk to you.
It is you with the malicious intent.
Not really but to the naked eye.

You need to tell a psychiatrist you trust this story. The listening devices, the blackmail the doxxing, the photos, thinking the girl is making you a beta bitch.
It will help you.

The story of "my lab partner gave me her number" should not have ended up like this.
This is wild.

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>>11397696
lol this

>>11397700
hoes mad. he should call the police in my opinion, this is a matter of the upmost importance

>> No.11397705

>>11397700
lmao based illiterate retard

>> No.11397713

>>11397700
Topkek

>> No.11397719

My school lab partner is a few steps from me, watching Pocoyo with our kids.

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>>11397700
>It was just an excuse to talk to you.
doesnt matter what some beta moron thinks her intent was, she asked him to cheat and thats unacceptable. she should be expelled.

>>11397719
? you married your lab partner?

>> No.11397724

>>11397700
Are you unironically or ironically a moron though?

>> No.11397730

>>11397703
Lol, he needs at least a 10 mill, hoes probably packing a mac-10 and body armour under that lab coat.

>> No.11397737

>>11397724
I used to have really really bad problems like this.
It look a long time to get it under control.
And alot of experimental psychotherapy.
But when I see other people making the same mistakes I try to help.

>> No.11397739

>>11397737
Unironically I see. Very sad!

>> No.11397741

>>11397722
Don't like 90%+ of university students admit to cheating?

Never mind, that's more hot coed girls for me hahaha.

"Oh hey can I get like that X y plot thing, I forgot to do it"
"I AM CALLING THE POLICE!!!, NEVER CONTACT ME OR MY SON AGAIN YOU CRAZY PSYCHO STALKER BITCH!"

have fun anons. Why don't you take creeper photos of your lab partners and get doxxed on 4chan so you get expelled lol

>> No.11397749

>>11397510
>>11397522
>>11397561
>>11397700
>>11397741
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.11397755

>>11397739
Is that sad?

>>11397749
It's so I can maintain coherent posts.
As much fun as incoherence is, i do my best to avoid it.

>> No.11397756

>>11397741
Where are you getting that he took photos of her and is posting them? He said he was taking a pic of himself without a face, so we could tell if he was ugly enough to be used, or attractive enough that she's being genuine

>> No.11397765

>>11397722
>you married your lab partner

Yes. When we worked together, I typically analyzed the systems. That is, I looked at the setup and anticipated/predicted how it would behave. She would solve the resulting equations. Not particularly important, now.

What was and is important is that she was visibly happy to be in school. She was always interested in what she was learning and wanted to know more. Plus, she had (and has) an infectious smile that came easily. All have proven to be indicators of long term "value" (which seems a mundane word in her case).

>> No.11397778

>>11397756
"I'd post a body pic, definitely not a face pic.
I don't want you autists finding some reflection on a doorknob and doxing me."

Haha you are right, I misread.
This is even crazier. Which male anon is gonna assess this guy to see how hot he is lol, you? What do you think of his abs bro?

So if this guy is physically attractive that means she is genuine, but if he is deemed unattractive it's a honey pot to farm excel data?

And we make this decision knowing op has some kind of social thing going on.
How do we know how attractive the girl is?

You don't know any of the variables.
Personality? Rebound? Rich?
How long that have been hanging out.

This isn't science lol.
"If I think you are ugly then no woman would want you, but if I think you are attractive then she has genuine feelings"

Ugly people have girlfriends anon.
That's a pretty normal thing.

>> No.11397781

>>11397510
>Helping hot girls doesn't make you a beta.
yeah and it also doesn't make you "alpha". if you're helping a hot girl and then you get nothing back in return then you just did unpaid labor and it's no different from helping an ugly man. and if you think the two are different (that it's something positive to help a hot girl versus somebody else) then that indeed makes you beta. you'd be treating a hot woman's mere presence as reward enough for actual work. that's beta as hell.

the only part you're right about is that the girl might have been sexually available and probably didn't plan so far ahead to get anon's number just so could later ask to plagiarize his work. but you're also naive in that context, if you think she was asking OP over to FUCK the day before results were due. she asked for files sent over the internet so she could steal them and pass the class. think with your big head.

>> No.11397788

>>11397778
I'd say she's between 7.7-8.5/10
I don't know we really click when we talk and she doesn't seem too normie.
>>11397781
Yeah, this. It could be a shit test. I'll help her but I'm not going to slave away doing her own work for her. There was a graph I had to make for the both of us and upload it to the professor and I did it all just because it wasn't too difficult and it wasn't really meant for a grade. It was a nice gesture in my mind, but I don't want her to think she can push it.

>> No.11397790

>>11397483
>his university doesn't let him share data with lab partners
What's the point of lab partners then? I just have to state in my report that it's not my data and I'm home free

>> No.11397794

>>11397483
Probably the ladder, chief. They're probably there because they've been doing that since high school. Glad to hear you didn't simp out.

>> No.11397797

>>11397778
I'm not saying its definitive logic but I mean if he is a sack of shit it's more obvious she's using him than less obvious if he is in shape. I'm not the one that proposed it... and besides, you don't need to be a homo to know that someone has a nice bod. And sure I will say it's pretty nice, not too washboard, he has got a nice Alladin, bad boy type tone.

Anon said she is pretty, even fat pieces of shit can tell if someone is pretty, if I am fat and gross it doesn't automatically mean that's also what I'm attracted to. So we can assume she is good looking.

And it's 100 percent clear he is being taken advantage of, because she asked for his work. She didn't do hers, so she took advantage of his. Sex and everything else aside, that's simply what happened. So my point is that anons were telling him he ruined his chances, and I'm saying who cares, she took advantage of him, if that means his chances are ruined then she's shitty so why does it matter

>> No.11397802

>>11397664
Please raw data me from behind

>> No.11397822

>>11397797
Sorry man, this thread has me on edge lol.
It's so robotic and mathematical.
It sounds like we are trying to make a simple like 3 step equation for falling in love and how to court potential partners.
With a real emphasis on how physically attractive the people are.

For real though.
"A girl with a similar interest as mine (female scientist/nerd) flirted with me, it went well. She have me her number. Then she asked for help with homework by sending data I had already done (so zero effort on the guys part, send an email job done),"

The everyone says the chick is some kind of prostitute for maths homework.
And "having sex with her will make you a beta"

What the fuck is going on in this thread.

>> No.11397862

>>11397822
>day before lab report is due
>wants what is presumably the bulk of the work just handed to her so she doesn't have to do anything
two main considerations here:
1. if they're not supposed to be sharing he'd have no defense if the prof sees the similarities and fails them both.
2. if she's lacking the bulk of the work the day before it's due what's she gonna do, suddenly be really good at it and be really smart about hiding her plagiarism?

note how sex isn't even on the list. you're also grossly misrepresenting what others have said in this thread. your strawmen are beyond hyperbole.

>> No.11397879

>>11397862
Sure thing man.
That chick is definitely setting OP for a blackmail attempt. He should use a listening device at all times when he is alone with her.
She is potentially dangerous like all women.

>> No.11397892

OP, here.
Dang bros we've been texting a lot I think she really does just want an excuse to talk. Maybe I'll bring up getting something to eat after lab tomorrow.

>> No.11397901

>>11397665
I like this take. It's prosocial.

>> No.11397904

>>11397892
Post script:
She just divulged that she's on SSRI's and has such bad anxiety that "her hair falls out and gets ulcers"
I don't know bros I'm starving for love and affection, but this seems like red flag danger territory.

>> No.11397906

>>11397904
you can do better king

>> No.11397911

>>11397906
This is fucked I tried putting on my charm because I thought she was pretty and smart and now I have to defuse this thing before I get either stabbed in my sleep or accused of rape.

>> No.11397916

>>11397911
take the bussy-pill

>> No.11397918

>>11397904
Shes unloading a lot on you, I am the girl that told u she is a jew from above, I suggest you don't go out with her. You have a class with her and if it doesn't go well and she confesses that she cuts herself over pictures of ex boyfriends you have no where to go... anyone willing to unload all their problems on you like that just wants someone to talk care of them, proof she asked to copy your homework it has already begun

>> No.11397920

>>11397892
You’re a quality simp.

>> No.11397924

>>11397892
Nice work man :)

Man almost everyone is on SSRIs, she is telling you that so you don't find out later like it's some kind of dark secret.
It means she is making an effort to address her problems and be honest.

These are not red flags, lying to you is a red flag.

>> No.11397929

>>11397918
I'm a girl to everyone.
And this has something to do with Jews.
Also honesty is a bad sign.
Also SSRI use is mainstream and standard for alot of our society, so a red flag.
She is acting like a regular girl so just walk away.
I'm sure you will find another cute nerdy chick you get along with anyway.
Girls like that are a dime a dozen.
That's why everyone on /sci/ has a cute nerd gf bro.

>> No.11397931

Man, I think you guys are blowing this out of proportion. Share it or don't, it's not a big deal. I don't think she is playing 4D chess here by asking for cheating.

>> No.11397933

>>11397918
>>11397924
Wow you know you two have really good points.
The girl I previously was with had a lot of psychological issues— needed all of this attention and help because of her anxiety attachment. It ended with her cheating on me.
The fact that this new girl brought up that her old roommate was spreading false rumors may actually be the truth, idk. You're right about honesty, tripfag. That was the main problem with the last girl. I know everyone has issues, however I am just very wary of crazy girls.

>> No.11397943

>>11397933
OK now she tells me she has a boyfriend.
What the fuck. God damnit I hate modern women.
Thread's done. God damn fuck this.

>> No.11397949

>>11397943
No clue why you kept taking the schizo seriously when literally the entire thread was telling you what was up.

>> No.11397950

>>11397943
Bro.....
That sucks man.
Haha I was wrong the whole time.
Fuck....
At least you checked before you wasted any time.

>> No.11397953

>>11397924
I disagree, it's not lying to withhold all of your problems for a brief period of time. I don't tell people all of my issues within the first few days of talking to them, that tells me when someone does that they aren't a person, they are only their problems. Their whole personality is whatever baggage they have. It's weird to unload your life story like that. I have had past traumatic experiences that create sexual difficulties for me but I'm not going to tell some guy my whole story and my problems right down to my ulcers and medication. I would just say I need more time than most to be comfortable in sexual situations. It's definitely a red flag to unload like that

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>>11397949
In the words of The Smiths "I am human and I need to be loved"
>>11397950
I'm desperate for another gf after the last one cheated on me. God damn why is this so hard it's been over a year...

>> No.11397957

>>11397943
Lmao GG

>> No.11397959

>>11397620
You've never been to university, have you? Even when we catch kids cheating, administration won't let us do anything more than give them a 0 on the assignment.

>> No.11397961

>>11397959
I have a PhD. Don't know what shithole you're from but over here even in highschool you have a permanent record and a personal talk with the dean and the whole shebang. That record is available to universities and they use it to decide on whether to admit you. All the schools worth even half a shit (and even many of the shittier ones) automatically reject anything short of a clean record even before they consider looking at grades, except in the case of minorities.
At unis it's instant expulsion on top of that.

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>>11397954
Take the stoic pill anon.
Don't be dependent on other people to be satisfied with your life. You don't need to be desperate for some messed up woman.

>> No.11397974

>>11397961
Absolute LARP. I know people at a number of different top schools and administrations never fucking care about undergrads cheating.

>> No.11397979

>>11397971
Thanks for that, anon.
Aurelius was a great thinker.

>> No.11397989

>>11397974
>top schools and administrations
Maybe in north africa, tyrone. That's not how it works in the real world.

>> No.11398003

Lol now she proposed to hang out with me with her "heartbroken friend" whose ex recently cheated on her. God damn get me away from this mental illness!
I told her outright in text that she seems high maintenance after she was complaining about her friend being high maintenance with her relationships. Told her I don't want another high maintenance. gf. idgaf anymore.

>> No.11398210

>>11398003
wtf now shes your gf?

>>11397989
>Maybe in north africa, tyrone
there are no tyrones in North Africa

>> No.11398436

>>11397879
another retarded strawman unrelated to anything anybody said.

>> No.11398441

>>11397664
can you be my bf literally ideal body

>> No.11398442

>>11397879
Stop putting your skitzo thoughts into peoples minds

>> No.11398479
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>>11397664
Nice

>> No.11398481
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What should I study if I want a cute lab partner gf?

>> No.11398702

>>11397491

Save those texts.

Just keep telling her you dont want to do that.

Dont give anything away and make a fake book account.

..but you knew all of that already, baitmonger.

>> No.11398704

>>11398702

Hopefully no one will talk you you again after that.

>> No.11398710

>>11398702
>>11398704

Incidentally, same anon. That always got notes and results from my group of lads.

We were tight as fk, I ended up flunking in the end when I realised what I was..

I changed but am now a bitch on a lead.

The lads all moved on and over a decade deep in what they do.

..I just started working hard a few years ago.

But as the saying goes, work smart not hard.

Maybe the Fakebook plan needs work.

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>>11397483
>is she only pretending to like me because she thinks I'll be her beta bitch?

Yes.

>> No.11399567

>>11397483
Save chat logs and other info you are dealing with manipulative and evil thot. Beware trouble lies ahead.

>> No.11399626

>>11397483
Isn't it just spreadsheet data from experiments though? It's not like you're writing the paper for her; I'd share the data with anyone without any thought.

>> No.11399629

>>11397664
Bullshit. You got this from the Internet.

>> No.11399710
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>>11397483
>Was I right in telling her no and that I don't want to be held accountable for plagiarism?
I would have said no, then sent another message 10 minutes later saying "yes" but warn it's the first and last time.

>Or even worse, is she only pretending to like me because she thinks I'll be her beta bitch?
Maybe.


This dude >>11397510 doesn't know shit and is bluepilled as fuck, women are master manipulattors and will shit test you at any opportunity to see if you have some backbone.
Nothing makes a woman dryer than a man bowing backward.

>> No.11399743

>>11397483
I like the pic of the giant leech feeding off your blood. The darkness makes it extra creepy.

It's appropriate.

>> No.11399829

>>11397483
If she is your lab partner doesn't that mean you gathered the data together?
Why the fuck wouldn't you give your lab partner the data?

>> No.11399849

>>11397664
>People with this body are posting in 4chan in 2020.
Welp, I guess I was in denial for the past years, but this really is just a twitter/instagram extension at this point. Why couldn't normies just stay in gyms and social networks and reddit like god intended?

>> No.11399904

What is this faggotry?
We should just level all cities and universities to the ground and revert to agrarian society so you can just smite the bitch

>> No.11400446

>>11399904
Based and tedpilled
>>11399849
I go to school, the gym, and the grocery store and that's about it. I dont have any friends. I simply channeled my energy to positive pursuits. If you're not exercising you won't be the smartest you can. Working out is great for the mind.
>11399743
Glad you noticed it!
>>11399710
Its just much more likely than not with women that they have sociopathic intent.
>>11399567
Will do.
>>11399629
Ill post another pic with a timestamp later tonight if the thread's still up

>> No.11400483

>>11397483
>lab partner
>not sharing results
Uhh? I don't think you're supposed to do this anon, write your own lab report yes, but not separate measurements.

>> No.11400566

>>11397491
She's not going to fucking sue you or some shit. You did the right thing OP. Just a roastie trying to get a free ride, she's just going to ask someone else.

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>>11397483
>Was I right in telling her no and that I don't want to be held accountable for plagiarism?
>Or even worse, is she only pretending to like me because she thinks I'll be her beta bitch?

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>>11399849
Here you go cowboy

>> No.11400992

>>11400987
meant for
>>11399629

>> No.11401016

>>11398479
>>11398441
>>11397916
>>11397802
fgts OUT

>> No.11401036

>>11397959
In my uni went people are caught cheating the prof makes them drop the class 99% of the time.

>> No.11401084

>>11400987
the fuck, you milking your nips or something? gross, at least cover them when breastfeeding.

>> No.11401088

>>11401084
suck my hairy nips you chicken nugget scoon

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>>11400987
The first time I see "tits or GTFO" actually work with a hot science story and it's a fucking dude.

>> No.11401116

>>11397483
I've never seen a creature so disgusting in my life.

>> No.11401125

>>11401112
It's turning into a weird science story and not a hot one.
She's been texting me every day now. I saw her in lab again today after I told her off over text and she was acting kinda pissed/aloof. She was kinda distanced and I'm like "ok, good." I get like seven texts from her a few hours after lab. I guess this is what attractive girls feel like when they have a creepy guy stalking them.

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>>11397510

t.

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>>11397510
>>11397788

the amount of shit testing women do on a daily basis really makes me want to give up on relationships all together. sometimes i think about just dumping my gf and going back to fucking hookers, ladyboys and picking up naive semi-literate asian women on visas. i want peace and love in my life, not daily shit testing. how can someone treat their partner this way? always passively jabbing them to gauge their reactions, its beyond childish.

>> No.11401171

>>11401125
Man if this isn't a LARP,
Do you mind me asking. Do you have any characteristics you would describe as on the spectrum? Like asbergers type stuff? That you know of?

>> No.11401176

>>11397483
You’re based and did the right thing OP.

>> No.11401177

>>11401171
Yeah I've got ass burgers
I think it helps in this case because if I wasn't looking at this whole thing objectively I wouldn't understand that she's using me for either schoolwork, emotional support, or both.
She brought up having her meet her "broken hearted friend" whose boyfriend recently cheated on her. What the fuck am I some rebound bitch emotional tampon? It's just narcissistic entitled behavior.

>> No.11401180

>>11401177

tfw im an aspie too and relationships cause me tons of stress

>> No.11401191

>>11401180
You've got to constantly be on your toes and it's hard to read women, ESPECIALLY because of the whole "I'm fine" lie and doublespeak, thus when it comes to maintaining a relationship you have to keep a routine and do the right things, say the right things, etc. I'm not a severe sperg or anything, but I find it all too easy to conceptualize my relationship to some ideal that doesn't really exist.

>> No.11401207

>>11397483
Just women being lazy and relying on men as usual. She just wants to use you, drop her without a word. Be careful of this shit though >>11397491

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>>11401191

im high functioning, ive got a good job and can take care of myself perfectly fine but when it comes to people im really lost. cant read most facial expressions and tend to not look at peoples face and if i do look at their eyes its just as though im staring right through them (thats what ive been told). most of my sensory issues were more severe as a child but in adult life its very mild, i can deal with it. its the social deficits that screw me and they make me more paranoid than i already am because im vigilante for abuse or manipulation.

>> No.11401219

>>11401208
sorry to hear that, man. I hope you find a way to work on it.

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>>11401219

ive come to the realization in the last couple of months that it's truly hopeless for me in that regard. ive had awareness of my problems for a good deal of time now but soon as a i enter into relationships the social deficits are highlighted and i think i cannot overcome them. all i know how to do is my job and play mischief with people. im the guy everyone takes seriously and is seen as a serious person but in my spare time (before gf) id go fuck hookers, ladyboys and block public toilets and create other kinds of chaos just to get my jollies.

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>>11401222
noice

>> No.11401242

>>11401177
Man of this is real, there is alot going on.
Usually something really stupid.
But if she's trying to pimp out her friends for whatever she wants you should get the hell out lol.
Thats heaps weird.
So the potential scenarios for what you have described range from like trying to make a ex bf jealous to some kind of sex cult who wants to harvest your kidneys.

"Help me with my homework OP I got a emotionally fragile friend with pussy you won't believe, also I don't care how asbergers you act it just gets me even more aroused"

You were right to be suspicious lol.
You seem to have something she needs pretty bad.
You should just play dumb and see what you can get away with.

"So your physically available friend that's gonna cry during sex, what stuff is she into? Like explicitly describe whats scenario is going to play out if I help you with your homework, what are the chances of say double anal?"

>> No.11401250

>>11397483
post dick op
it is essential in order to understand ur situation

>> No.11401253

>>11397483
>dating a woman in stem
lmao

>> No.11401254

>>11397483
You are an idiot. Listen.You do one of two things. First, you either give her the data, which you have changed a bit so its not detectable as plagiarism. Or second, you change the data to be in way-the-fuck-out-in-obviously-schizo land. The likelihood of the lazy bitch checking the data before submitting her lab report is very low.

In the first case you will either get to enjoy that sweet pussy, or if she was just using you then you will get the "let's just be friends" line ( after you have paid for everything on the first date ). This is the safest and boring option. Do this if you are an Omega.

In the second case, you try to fuck her before she gets her lab report back, then turtle down for the storm. You could try explaining that the voices in your head gave you the data. You have no idea why the Elder Grokks from the 11th Dimension would give you the wrong data, somehow it must be part of their master plan. This is the far more interesting option. Do this if you are a Chad.

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>>11401222
Based burgers chad