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scientifically speaking what is the best way to end your life with a knife?

>> No.11392457
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>>11392456
down the road not across the street

>> No.11392459

>>11392456
Show up with it in a ghetto.

>> No.11392467
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>>11392457
I live in IL, so guns are hard to come by. How long does it take to bleed out from a deep knife cut? and How do I minimize the pain?

>> No.11392471

Eat it

>> No.11392473
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>>11392467
couple minutes
let your arms lie in ice water until numbish. maybe immerse your whole body in an ice bath until comfortable

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>>11392467
Also, what's the problem? What are you trying to run away from?

>> No.11392480

>>11392456
throw the knife as strong as possible into the sky, it will leave earth's gravity, then solar, then milky way, then supercluster, then it will travel trough space and time, and since universe is bounded it might return and stab you in your lazy faggot ass.

>> No.11392485

>>11392477
Kind of made up my mind already, it's for the best. Just wish I had a gun, I'm considering going to some back alley and hopefully finding a lost gun there. I just don't want to end up in prison.

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>>11392480

>> No.11392489

>>11392457
>>11392473
>cutting your arms
Retard

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>>11392485
You sound unsure. Talk.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HFBFeq6Kxo

>> No.11392498

>>11392456
Cut your carotid artery

>> No.11392502

>>11392485
have you committed a crime?

>> No.11392505

>>11392490
No juist need a gun, I don't want to do it with a knife, that sounds painful. Unfortunately it's starting to seem like it's the only option. Here in IL you need to do like five pounds of paperwork just to purchase a gun.

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>>11392505
>Here in IL you need to do like five pounds of paperwork just to purchase a gun.
if you are unwilling to do 5 lb's of paperwork to end this pain you're not hurting enough. talk.

>> No.11392508

>>11392502
Usually it's against the law to have an unregistered or stolen firearm.