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1137969 No.1137969 [Reply] [Original]

Alright scientists - how and why did these things evolve?

Why wouldn't they just walk away and live elsewhere? Why did they choose the cliff?

>> No.1137990

safety, lulzum but true.

nothing can get them from there... seriously, are you gonna go pounce on their asses? go for it, I dare you.

>> No.1137986

>>1137969
no predators

>> No.1138002

Why havent domesitic cats learnt how to talk?/

>> No.1138003

>>1137986

You can't possibly argue that you'd rather do the crazy shit these goats do than deal with a bit of predators. How come other goats didn't decide that playing spiderman for a few patches of grass every day is a good idea?

>> No.1138010

Because if they lived anywhere else, there'd be lions/wolves/etc trying to eat them.

>> No.1138025

>>1138003
I parkour in my spare time, your argument is invalid.

>> No.1138029

>>1138003
These goats are direct descendants of parkour goat, the greatest mountain goat to ever live. They live in his honor.

>> No.1138031

adrenaline junkies, like the lightheadedness of being at higher altitude.
socially excluded.

>> No.1138032

>>1138003
They did. The goats in your pic are the ancestors of those goats.

>> No.1138041

>>1138025

You don't parkour to survive, you do it for fun. Goats know no fun, they're humorless creatures. Terrible things.

>> No.1138053

>>1138032

Or they're the direct mirror of the Glory of God that allows such miracles to happen before our very eyes.

Think about which one is more likely.

>> No.1138061

>>1138041
So since I do it for the hell of it, it's illogical for mountain goats to do it to survive?

>> No.1138069

Because it make it easier for them to ambush mountain climbers

>> No.1138071

those goats are badass

>> No.1138072

>>1138032
>ancestors
Meant descendants.

>> No.1138080

>>1138002
Because they aren't interested in talking about pointless things happening in your life

>> No.1138092

>>1138061

Yeah, pretty much. Look at what these faggots do. Even your parkour is faggoty shit compared to these goats. They're abnormal.

>> No.1138113
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1138113

I will never be as cool as those goats

>> No.1138127

>>1138003
They did, and that's why this ones had to go catch the most difficult pieces of grass. There was not enough easy to access grass for all the goats so some of them had to suck it up.

>> No.1138142

no predator? how bout a giant eagle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA

>> No.1138150

>>1138127

>some of them had to suck it up

So that's your theory? Do all atheist think homosexuality is the cause of every great leap in evolution? I wouldn't be surprised. The theory is preposterous in the first place, it's only logical to assume that it was devised by liberal homosexuals.

>> No.1138182

you dont choose the cliffs, the cliffs choose you!

>> No.1138188

>>1138150
Ok I have to give you an award for the cheapest attempt at trolling i've seen this month.

Congratulations!

>> No.1138195

>>1138113
where is cereal guy#@$%^

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1138200

how are mutual relations developed, or how have they evolved over time, between different species?