/sci/ - Science & Math

/sci/ cant get the grades to be one.

They don't discuss how to apply stuff the best way theoretically, they get shit done instead.

So, they're the opposite of /sci/.

They whore out science
That's whats wrong with them

>>1136940
Explain.

>>1136920
This.
It's mostly the mad.
Nothing wrong with engineers.

It's just /sci/ trolling. Engineers are on par with /sci/entists

>>1136909
/sci/ is a butthurt Spy (read: high schooler aspie physicist wannabe) upset they got wrenched before they could go about sapping that sentry (read: make grades to make it into anything other than community college).

>>1136956
They use science other people created to make toothpaste or ipods
They have no interest in science, they just want to use it to make some money
And whats worse is that they think they're smarter than everyone else when in reality they only know a fraction of what a real scientist knows

>>1136971
Engineers are faggots, constantly flaunting there homo life style. I mean enough is a fucking nuff, WE FUCKING GET IT! YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS!

>>1137005
Scientist
>stung thury lalalalaolol

Engineer
>Don't mind me, just designing the technology to answer some of mankinds greatest questions

>>1137005

HERP DERP completely false and besides SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT NO?!

>>1136909
Nothing wrong with them, they just dont belong here. There must be some thread for faggots, maybe /b/?

>>1136909
Science seeks to progress science. Engineering doens't. Engineering is like the retarded kid brother of science.

>>1137005
agreed, engineers are faggots.
I guess we do need them, just like we need janitors and fast food workers, someone has to do the grunt work.

>>1137025

Engineers are the little bitches of science, they are a dime a dozen. They are kinda slow, and pretty funny. They always act like they know shit...its highlarious!

>>1137033
WHAT'S THAT, WE DISCOVERED SOMETHING NEW? LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING USEFUL TO DO WITH IT


NAW NIGGA WE JUST GON LOOK FOR NEW SHIT, ACTUALLY USING THEORY IS FOR FAGGOTS ANYWAY

>>1137033
Engineers can do things and lead fulfilling lives. /sci/ is a retarded child trying to get a round block to fit in a triangular hole... without a triangular hole

Engineers are a necessary inevitability. If there were no career engineers, some scientists would become career engineers.

I mean, I don't think anyone REALLY thinks engineers are faggots, i'm pretty sure it's just a meme.

>>1137025
Physicist:I've just discovered the proof for string theory!
Engineering:Uh I guess they were right...
Thanks for wasting all you time and billions of dollars to make a device to prove it.
I'm off to design a hyperdimensional drive with your theory and get all the credit
Kthxbye

>>1137055
Yeah, fucking engineers. We have this one who works in the lab, slow as fuck. I hear they are all pretty dumb. He is good to have around though, to lift things, or go get us food.

>>1137068

But are you sure?

>>1137068
I hear that 85% of them are homo's though? Like they are literally "FAGGOTS". I have only met 2, but they wer both gay. So?

>>1137068
The reason why scientists don't do engineering is because they know its menial labor
Under your assumption we should praise construction workers and janitors as well

lol

>>1137066
>>1137073
What's that? I can't hear you over the space station that I designed and made

They solve practical problems.
Scientific thinking without application is just conjecture.
It's only when seeing the emergent properties of engineering an invention that new ideas begin to blossom.

A level grades required for engineering at a respected English university
engineering: AAB
biology: BBB
chemistry: BBB
physics: BBB

this is why.

>>1137068
>I mean, I don't think anyone REALLY thinks engineers are faggots, i'm pretty sure it's just a meme.
Captain Obvious, everyone. He's here all week.

>>1136909

Nothing is wrong with engineer's.

But engineering isn't a science and unfortunately some engineers think that because they use scientific theories and advanced maths they are also scientists... they are not.

Engineers are like doctors... they are smart, well paid and valued but still annoying non scientists. Engineering students like pre-med students are arrogant annoying wankers as well which doesn't really help their reputation.

>>1137068
Engineering is the perfect atmosphere for gay men. Many gay men choose engineers, and many more are converted there freshmen year. Its a very gay lifestyle.

>>1137158
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137170

>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137159
Not as gay as maths. You have 10 seconds to name a female mathematician.

>>1137145

last sentence, well put and reawakening

>>1137127
He larry we need a space station to study the effect of cosmic radion and gravity on bone density
Great get the engineer to make one so we can actually move on to doing important stuff

>>1137200
>He larry we need a space station to study the effect of cosmic radion and gravity on bone density
>How does r spanah!

>>1137181
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137230

>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137253
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137273
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137277
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137285
>Doesn't know what science means

>>1137296
>>1137285
>>1137277
>>1137273
>>1137253
>>1137230

>>1137305
False. We can't have nice things because you don't know what science means

>>1137312
False. Go fuck yourself.

>>1137315
>>1137312
>>1137305

>None of you know what science means

>>1136909
Nothing wrong with them.

Every good scientist needs a team of engineers to do stuff for him.

Its like a football team, the Scientist is the coach and the engineer his players.

Or like Dr. Ertl expressed it; Im the conductor and they play the instruments and together we play a neverending symphony of science.

>>1137005
>They have no interest in science, they just want to use it to make some money
Got any proof of that?
Protip: Most engineers love science, but they also want to help humanity by designing useful shit to improve our quality of life. But yeah, we're just in it for the money, keep telling yourself that.

>>1137315
False. If you knew what science means you wouldn't be so butthurt

THEY DON'T BUILD DISPENSERS
WHERE ARE THE DISPENSERS
YOU TOLD THERE WERE GOING TO BE DISPENSERS
STOP BABYSITTING THAT SENTRY AND MAKE ME A DISPENSER

>>1137391
Need a teleporter over here.

>>1137357
False. No u.

Wow, /sci/ is trying really, really hard to troll engineers.
Guess what? It's not working.

>>1137797
>He can't False properly

>>1137812
I GAY ENGINEER! I LOVE DA MAN SECKS! CAN I RAPE YOUR ASS!

>>1137822
False. You can't.

>>1137828

>>1137833

>>1137158
Engineers are like janitors, no one wanst to do it, but someone has to.

ENGINEERING ISNT FUCKING SCIENCE! ITS GRUNT WORK!

>>1136909
ENGINEERIING TIEM NAO!

engineering in dat ass!

>>1137843
>implying engineers don't make all that useless science useful

>>1137828
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>>1137866
0/10

Probably just /b/ trying to pretend like they want to troll.

>>1136909
Finally! It's engineering time again! Gay Pride!

>>1137881
YOUR IGNORANT! WE HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
STOP BEING A HOMOPHOBE!

ENGINEEEEEEEERING!

>>1136909
engineering = gay win