/sci/ - Science & Math

sell cars and make money from SpaceX, duh

To piss on Mars while telling the world that Jeff Bezos has a small dick.

>>11350232
Escape the simulation.

>>11350232
Mars. To get there, he has his rocket company. To build a habitat, he'll dig tunnels underground. To get around on mars, his electric cars. To power the damn thing, his solar panel/batteries. To connect Mars to Earth, his mega constellation of satellites.

A cure for balding so that he doesn't have to get bi-yearly hair transplants.

>>11350284
You can't be taxed on Mars. Just so you know.

Imagine thinking you could get to Mars.

Oh, my bad, I forgot that you're just going to jump in a worm hole straight from a sci-fi novel and you'll be there and back in time for tea.

Give me a break you fucking spacefags.

On topic: his endgame probably has something to do with AI. With how much he's talked about it, I wouldn't put it past him to be the one to make it mainstream.

To take bilionaires and world leaders to the Mars while we are left on our dying planet

>>11350232
To tell you anything that will fill his pockets with more Teslabucks

>>11350288
Not with that attitude.

>>11350232
Western intellectual acquisitions.

To fulfil the prophecy of course.

>>11350232
Neurolink

>>11350232
Escape the poo planet.

Piss up money from the gubernment

Make spaceX public so I can buy a stock

>>11350232
borg queen

>>11350232
Becoming a musician.

>>11350232
"The greater good"
https://www.inverse.com/article/46567-elon-musk-marvel-thanos-doctor-strange-supervillain

Making life multiplanetary.

>>11351001
With no survivors.

>>11350405
wait wtf is this from
is it real?

>>11350297
Imagine going on /sci/ with nothing but your lizard brain activated.

>>11351159
Its from Wernher von Braun's "Project Mars", a science fiction book written in the 1950s. The Martians also have high speed maglev trains that move in vacuum tunnels.

To make rich with his company's stock. Go forth, you maniac!

Fat
Anime
Tiddies

>>11350232
Making promises he possibly can't keep

He literally has no endgame. He's a betafag with literally no concept of finance. Tesla will go bankrupt and he'll be exposed for the fraud he is.

He literally has no endgame. He's a betafag with no concept of finance. Tesla will go bankrupt and he'll be exposed for the fraud he is.

Jews in space

>>11350232
Elon Musk grow up in South Africa. He knows all too well what could happen to civilization if he doesn't save what he can. He might even try to have his own government there, sorta Andrew Ryan style but with a bit more market controls.

>>11354561
Elon Musk left South Africa to get away from white people.He even told his former high school not to contact him again.

>>11350232
cat girls

No end game or distinct vision. Just egotrip&being elite's puppet idol for herding science worshiping faggots.
But i don't know shit.

>>11353900

>coping shortsellers losing billions

Retire on Mars.

>>11350307
Go from a nice ocean filled world to live on a desert planet with no atmosphere okay boomer

>>11350232
dying

>>11350934
That can never happen, lest the Jews take control as they did with Tesla.

>>11350405
Look, Werner, you're clearly a bright student and very enthusiastic about this creative writing course, but you just can't seem to grasp the concept of "Show-Don't-Tell." As I've told you again and again, this kind of dry exposition is only going to bore the reader. Have you considered switching majors?

Guy who was a loser most of his life wanting to be popular and liked.

>>11350232


Fuck everything and drop more EDM beats on Soundcloud.

>>11353900
>bankrupt
any day now i'm sure, dude trust me

>>11355084
On Mars, just not on impact

>>11350259
Based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fizV31U-Un0

>>11350934
Fuck no, otherwise Elon will run the company into the ground. The less that imbecile has to do with the day to day operations of SpaceX the better it'll function.

>>11350232

>>11350232

>>11350288

You also wouldn't have any rights and would be completely at the mercy of your Martian overlords rather than your Earthly ones

enjoy your irl rapture

>>11355130
>>11355746
If I can't buy a space X stock then the company should burn to the ground.
Fuck space.

>>11354621
>>11355585
>Trusting a company whose CEO literally gets fined by the SEC because he can't stop shitposting on twitter
>Trusting a company who constantly has to reach arbitrary goals set by its retarded CEO on twitter or risk losing millions in stock valuation
>Trusting a company who only makes a profit once every couple of quarters off the back of government electric car subsidies and credits.
>Trusting a company which sells luxury electric cars to maintain a stock valuation greater than fucking Volkswagon and Ford who have insane market share and global presence.

Musk can do whatever the fuck he wants, but you may as well invest in bitcoin if you're considering Long Tesla.

>>11350259
do you have the image

>>11355769
Post your short position.

>>11355769

Electric cars are the future and Tesla is the leader. Keep seething oilfag.

>>11354561
This. Earth left for the brown hordes (except China maybe), Mars for keeping the light of civilization alive.

Musk is from South Africa, and he knows what is happening in that country, so he left to the US. Now the same thing but in slow motion is happening to the West in general, and Mars colony will be the escape.

200 million kilometers of hard vacuum is the best immigration policy.

>>11355769
>>Trusting a company which sells luxury electric cars to maintain a stock valuation greater than fucking Volkswagon and Ford who have insane market share and global presence.

Except that ICEs are a dead end, so their market share is destined to decrease, while Tesla will only grow.

>>11357243
>Musk is from South Africa, and he knows what is happening in that country, so he left to the US.
Except,he left because he wanted to get away from white South Africans who beat him into a coma at high school and to escape mandatory military conscription.

>>11357234
>>11357249
>Braindead Elon worshipers thinking Tesla is going to be the only electric vehicle game in town
.>Braindead Elon fags don't know that Volswagon is starting its push into the Electric Car Market THIS YEAR, and you can get cars for 10K less than Elon sells them and with a FRACTION BS.
>Braindead Elon worshippers can't even concede of the possibility that other renewable alternatives might come to displace the current paradigm like ethanol based fuels which is already widespread in countries like Brazil.

You've fallen for Elon's salesmanship hook line and sinker. Believing in a general concept does not mean believing in a specific man or company no matter how much he tries to shill himself as messianic.

>>11357280
Yeah dude, let me just publicly announce in the US I left because black South Africans are creating a second apartheid state and I wanted nothing to do with the high crime and breakdown of social order. I'm sure the other two reasons were a factor, but if he loved everything else about the country he's just hire guards and bribe some doctor to say he has "bone spurs."

>>11357280
>white South Africans who beat him into a coma at high school and
>Literally making up lies and reversing the race.

In reality, he was thrown down a flight of stairs by black South Africans. Tesla and SpaceX are two of the least diverse major companies on the planet, and Elon Musk have never made any comments in support of bullshit.

>>11357289
I finally watched District 9 last night. It's like South Africa-ception.

>>11357289
>In reality, he was thrown down a flight of stairs by black South Africans
Never knew schools during Apartheid South Africa were inter grated.

>>11357480
>There were no non-white South African kids in South Africa that could have possibly thrown Elon Musk down a flight of stairs.

>>11357654
The kids who threw Musk down a flight of stairs couldn’t possibly have been black because schools during that era were still segregated.Do you have any idea what would have happened to black kids if they did that to a white kid during Apartheid?

>>11357671
>The only stairs in South Africa were within white only schools therefore the perpetrators must be white as well
Kek.

>>11350232
420

>>11350232
>What's his endgame?
rehab.

>>11357682
The stairs were located in Bryanston High which Musk attended and at the time during Apartheid was still segregated.
https://m.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Bryanston-High-School-saddened-by-Elon-Musk-bullying-20150723

>>11357728
>I know the exact location of the stairs Elon Musk's pedophile father said that he was thrown down.
Kek.

>>11357735
>Musk pedophile father says
Lol,so the incident was suddenly made up after you saw that the Musk was indeed thrown down a flight of stairs at a segregated ‘whites only’ school in South Africa. Pathetic cope.

>>11357748
No, I'm not saying it was made up, just that you have no idea where the stairs were and if it actually happened in the first place. That article makes no mention of stairs and only talks about Elon Musk being beat up, which would be a separate incident entirely.

Elon Musk left South Africa just before the apartheid ended and cleaned his hands of the country. He doesn't have any foundations doing work there and he doesn't ever visit. It should be clear to anyone that he has a problem with South Africa beyond the mistreatment at the hands of white people you allege happened. If you think he's 'woke like typical American Liberals', I have a South African bridge to sell you.

>>11357778
>just that you have no idea where the stairs were and if it actually happened in the first place
According to another article “Elon attended Bryanston High School when he was a teenager. However, a group of boys assaulted him so badly, he ended up at a hospital in Sandton.After being kicked in the head, pushed down the stairs and beaten further, Musk was relocated to Pretoria High,”
>Elon Musk left South Africa just before the apartheid ended
He left in 1988 at the age of 17.Apartheid only ended in 1993.He would have been required to join the army when he turned 18 had he stayed because Apartheid South Africa still had mandatory military conscription for white males.He was unwilling to serve.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/why-did-elon-musk-leave-south-africa/amp/

>>11350232
is he smart and high IQ, or a con artist?

>>11358093
Those things aren't necessarily dissimilar

pic related

>>11358136
>BANKS BANKS BANKS BANKS
Oy vey

Oh wow the military will get space force vehicles and elon will make billions and i'll......get nothing billionaires aren't doing anything interesting with their money wheres immortality, super healing, super learning, and super strength

>>11350273
No, you fool. To create Neuralink BCI so that we can live in a new simulation. A much better one like pic related

Dying with me cummung in grimes mouth and on her face.

>>11357282
relax hans and eat your wurst

grimes will cuck him and take half of everything.

>>11350232
Its been foretold.

>>11350232
He's wanna get all the chaos emeralds

>>11359031
Even the queen succubus Amber Heard couldn't manage that thanks to his top kike lawyers and courts paid off with Teslas. Don't worry Mars is safe for now.

>>11357282
>VW

Hope you guys didn't need those Maxwell patents lel

>>11354561
A place where the strong will not be oppressed by the weak.

>>11350232
a BIG POO in the TOILET

>>11350232
Sovereignty on Mars

>>11350232
Planets 1st trillionare.

>>11350232
>What's his endgame?

>>11350232

Catalysis

>>11359366
>Catalysis
pic related?

>>11359436
no, that word is older than some Brit making weeb comics

>>11359436
wtf is this tumblr nose shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalysis

>>11359061
He did not get Amber Heard pregnant though

>>11359465
This doesn't well.

>>11359625
*end well. ffs.

What's the difference between Elon and this pic?

>>11359653
Elon exists

>>11350288
> You can't be taxed on Mars

Wrong. Any colony SpaceX establishes will be under US jurisdiction.

>>11350297
>Imagine thinking you could get to Mars.

The travel time is only 6-8 months, and can be made shorter. It’s an obstacle, but not an insurmountable one.
Give me a break, schizo.

>>11354674
Mars has an atmosphere.

>>11357282
>Braindead Elon fags don't know that Volswagon is starting its push into the Electric Car Market THIS YEAR, and you can get cars for 10K less than Elon sells them and with a FRACTION BS.

Provoking other car manufacturers to invest in electric vehicles is the entire point of Tesla.