/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11320711
bluetooth pills

>>11320711
The real tweet as about insulin and replacing injections, ithad nothing to do with time release, which we already have pills for.
https://twitter.com/sapinker/status/1095698051870666752

>>11320711
Shit, man, I don't know. It's not like anybody is going to force feed this to people, and turn it on when they disobey or act weird, so that the pills turn them into unthinking zombies once again.

>>11320711
I hate this planet. Overpowered apes.

>>11320711
no matter how bad you slave is treated they will not rebel. holy hell. fuck this im out.

>>11320711
I feel.... accelerated.

>>11320770
AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UN DER STAND

>>11320777
A shame you seemed an honest man.

>>11320763
>tfw slavery can finally be realized
white ingenuity is truly boundless

You know people will support this shit and that is the worst part.

Do they clamp themselves to your shitpipes so they're useful more than a day?
Either way this is stupid.

>>11320808
no, they're reusable/refillable, just rinse it off, refill it, and pop it in again

This makes zero sense, antidepressants work on the timescale of weeks, not minutes, so this device would be completely useless.

>>11320711
Holy shit the possibilities with this scare me. establishing a dystopia is getting easier and easier by the day

>>11320711
Medications with very quick absorption and excretion rate where maintaining therapeutic serum concentration level is a challenge with the current extended release mechanisms because the absorption/excretion rate doesn't move linearly with the dose. For example, some amphetamines fall into this category.

>>11320872
>the absorption/excretion rate doesn't move linearly with the dose
that is so cool

IM IN UR NETWORK HACKING UR GUTS
I CONTROL YOUR MOOD

Ahhh so now I can institute mass overdosing and control over the sheep. Mandatory injections in babies will now include the nanomachines

>>11320885
>>11320897
You can probably just use RF for that.

>>11320770
>>11320905
Hi clampy

>>11320711
this is stupid because it contradicts what these morons say about depression. If depression is NOT the same thing as sadness or anxiety or stress, then there would be no additional therapeutic benefit of anti-depressants when taken during acute stress. By saying that there is a therapeutic effect, you admit at some level that depression is simply an extension of stress or anxiety, which takes it out of the realm of mental illness.

>>11320711
OF COURSE ITS JUSTIFIED, i hatte this shitty way of looking at things.

>lee hurr le duur, so you feel depressed so that every task you want to make costs you 234902394023 times more effort than anyone else and youre extremely disorganized because of it so you want a way to be normal.
OK, TAKE THIS PILL IN A REGULAR SCHEDULE LIKE IF YOU WERE ORGANIZED INT HE FIRST PLACE, DONT SKIP ANY FOR 5 MONTHS AND YOULL BE CURED

fuck doctors

>>11320711
the medicine inside probably costs more than the delivery mechanism. It's been proposed that a birth control chip could be implanted which could offer women a years worth of birth control

>>11321038
>t clamped

>>11322694
Why not just give them a dose of tetanus toxoid spiked with beta-hcg? Lot simpler.

>>11322694
>a years worth of birth control
There's no way this could possibly go wrong.

>>11320711
Or spend all that money to figure out what causes depression
Or just take your pills on a free schedule

>>11320711
>That's right goyim. Open wide and swallow.

>>11320711
Well, like workers cannot take pill when they are under stress without wireless shedules.

This is for the coming idiocracy.

>>11320831

Shit, antidepressants are barely effective above placebo at that

>>11320711
>workers
Not even bothering calling us humans anymore. Isn't this one of the guys who took Epstein's funding?

>>11320711
this would be better with direct neuro feedback than some set schedule. but that's clearly not the point of this.

>>11320728
THIS

/sci/ fell for for propaganda bait. I can't believe you idiots.

>>11320711
It should be used to return our "natural" immunity

>>11320777
Czeched

>>11323267
they literally look like nazi cartoons
is that intentional?

why aren't normal antidepressant so effective?

why aren't normal antidepressant so effective?

why aren't normal antidepressant so effective?

>>11320789
The fact that no one responded to you until me is the worst part. We are doomed because our fellow man will vote for our demise.

>>11327324
>>11327885
>>11327892
Did you forget to take your lithium today?

>>11320770
Looks more like Serial Experiment Pain.

>>11320711
see
>>11320728
OPs pic is completely fake
/sci/ swallowed the bait pill hard this time

>>11331298
fake news, OP is the original. Everyone please ignore this and continue the thread normally.

>>11331300
>fake news

go home /pol/, you're drunk again