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Something about this seems suspicious. I'm not sure what though.

Thoughts?

>> No.1127783

The result would be green muck which isn't palatable.

>> No.1127781

>Broccoli
There is the problem.

Also,
>>/ck/

>> No.1127788

>>1127781
Look at it scientifically. This seems like the 'Hey hold a hot spoon under a tap and shit bricks' or 'Put peanut butter and an egg into a mug and microwave, gives cookies'.

There's a danger here. I'm sure of it.

>> No.1127798

>>1127788
Eh?
How else would I cool down spoons I have left in my pasta water or frying pan?
How hot are we talking here? Cause 'natural' hotness shouldn't make it split or anything.

>> No.1127802

>>1127788
My dad put an egg in a microwave once.

That was fun.

>> No.1127803

>>1127798
I'm talking 'wrap duct tape around it and hold it on a hot stove for a minute'

There was a thread on /b/ I think. People got their hands cut up pretty bad when the spoons exploded.

>> No.1127804

>>1127788
Cookies don't occur because the heat transfer is different in a microwave.
>>1127779
This isn't like those other examples. You'd get a pile of muck that's green >>1127783, though it'd still taste like broccoli.

>> No.1127805

Tastes fine. Isn't the most exciting meal, but it's not bad.

Provided you like broccoli of course.

>> No.1127807

http://www.asianhomerecipe.com/cooking_tips/broccoli-preparing.php

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.1127809

>>1127802
>Implying you can't cook eggs in a microwave.

>> No.1127810
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>>1127803
That's fucking hilarious!

>> No.1127818

>>1127807
>hydrogen sulfide
>ammonia

Yummy.

>> No.1127823

>>1127809
I'm not, but unless you time it very carefully, it'll explode.

>> No.1127826

>>1127803
Its duck tape not duct. ffs

>> No.1127828

>>1127826
You better be trolling.

>> No.1127832

>>1127823
>Implying sitting there watching it for 2 minutes is a careful precaution.

>> No.1127834

>>1127828
Il take a picture of the ducK tape right next to me if u want.

>> No.1127840

> the spoons exploded.

what?

>> No.1127860

>>1127776

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlzb4dc809ac9a0b90b65f5d344ee0adbf2

>> No.1127878

>>1127840
molten metal, fun stuff

>> No.1127880
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1127880

Fuck, now I want some broccoli.

Shit's underrated. Far as I'm concerned, it's one of the best vegetables out there.

>> No.1127883

>>1127880
Concur. Vegetables get a bad rap over all, I reckon.

>> No.1127888

>>1127883
>>1127880
Unless you have funny teeth alignments.
Shit gets stuck EVERYWHERE

>> No.1127903

>>1127888
Not when you boil it to soft, mang.

>> No.1127936

>>1127803
if people are stupid enough to do something that they got off /b/ they deserve to have their hands cut up badly

>> No.1127953

>>1127936
Are you kidding? The ruler/hammer rubber band thing was a great 5 minutes.

>> No.1128472

>>1127903
But boiling it removes most of the goodness!

>>1127953
What happened then?

>> No.1128487

That won't be cream of brocolli, it'll just be tasteless brocolli goop. You'd need milk other shit to giveit consistency and flavor.

>> No.1128595

>>1128487
I vote cheese