/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11282182
cold pasta

>>11282183
Coldness doesnt exist. There is just the lack of hotness.
Also good job OP for posting the quintessential /sci/ post (again)

>>11282183
Is it just that? Someone posted it in my thread and i was confused qs fuck

I was sitting in my cosmology classes. The professor said "string theory is not real". Immediately, I stood up and asked why. He said "there is no evidence". Typical small brain statement. I started reciting string theorems from my memory. My LQG-theorist professor stuttered in disbelief, dropped his books and ran out of the room. Everyone in the class stood up and cheered for me. It felt great being smart. Suddenly, the department head walked in and asked for me. Everyone else sat down and I left and went to his office. He asked me why I made Lee Smolin cry. I replied "sir, my intelligence can not be handled by those without the phenotype". He thought and then brought out some measuring tape. I took it, and within 15 minutes, I had finished. My score was 168. While I was not surprised at all by this number, my principal was absolutely amazed and was at a loss for words. I went back to class and my crush walked up to me kissed me. The day resumed as normal until I went home. I had a letter in the mail. It was from Edward Witten.

>>11282192
What do you mean by "quintessential post of /sci/"? Is this pasta old?

>>11282182
I know this is pasta but something similar once happened to me back when I was in hs.

>Hs is catholic, ran by opus dei
>Religion class
>Religious extremist prof talking about how evidence for evolution is "incongruent and inconclusive"
>Has the nerve to say, and I quote; "The creationist model has been shown to far better explain the complexity in living organisms"
>Followed by the "its just a theory" retardation
>Mfw this dude was trying to sound scientific whilst refuting evolution
>Told him evolution has been directly observed in populations of lizards confined to an island throughout a period of over 30 years
>Told him theres overwhelming genetic evidence for evolution
>Told him he doesnt understand what the word theory means
>Told him he doesnt even know what evolution is and asked him to define it
>Dude just went batshit and started screaming at me
>Kicks me out from class
>Tell him his class is a waste of time anyway and that god is just wishful thinking for retards
>"Ill make sure you're expelled"
>Went to the principal's office (principal was my homie)
>"[Religion prof] is a moron, dont listen to that lunatic"
>Principal even bump fisted me for my actions, kek

Pretty fun story, religious extremists are fucking insane.

>>11282378
typical scientism degenerate

>>11282378
Is this pasta?

>>11282182
Matt Watson? From supermega?

>>11282546
Its bullshit

I was sitting in a math class. My professor said "The Dirac Delta is not a function". Immediately, I stood up and asked why. He said "Distributions aren't functions. Besides: what would be the co-domain of that so-called delta function?". Typical low IQ statement. I started reciting mechanical engineering equations from my memory. My analysis professor stuttered in disbelief, dropped his books and ran out of the room. Everyone in the class stood up and cheered for me. It felt great knowing value in being able to determine the impulse response of a linear system. Suddenly, the math department chair walked in and asked for me. Everyone else sat down and I left and went to his office. He asked me why I made the analysis prof cry. I replied "Sir, you math nerds need to get your head out of dumb books. Theorems and definitions are gay. Prototypes and empirical justification is cool". He thought and then brought out an IQ test. I took it, and within 15 minutes, I had finished. My score was 1.699973E+2. While I was not surprised at all by this number, my principal was absolutely amazed and was at a loss for words. I went back to class and my crush walked up to me kissed me. The day resumed as normal until I went home. I had a letter in the mail. It was from Cal Tech.

>>11282197
we got amateurs at 12 o clock, check your safety!

>>11282759
Absolutely glorious

>>11282182
>>11282213
>>11282759
Holy fuck this is great

>>11282759
My signals and systems prof explicitly explained that the dirac delta impulse isnt a function.

>>11282182
why did i even read it

>>11283370
It is, dude. Your professor is full of shit

>>11282182
Seems fake, not sure tho

>>11282504
Baced

>>11282182
It means you're in hell and everyone is trying their best to get the fuck away from you as calmly as possible without ever attaching themselves to you directly and are just passing you on to the next person that wants to deal with your opinionated ego.

>>11282504
'Tard.

>>11282182
how the fuck were you provided internet in a mental ward?

>>11282504
Fucking retard, read some beginner level middle school biology texts