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17 year-old male here. Today I scored over 180 IQ on three different tests. AMA

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>> No.11273158

>>11273156
LOL BYE

>> No.11273159

What is the colour of your wall?

>> No.11273228

>>11273159
taupe

>> No.11273232

>>11273156
Are you based?

>> No.11273248

>>11273232
define "based"

>> No.11273256
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11273256

>>11273156

Anon, bragging about your IQ is like someone braggin about a having a big dick when they don't fuck. Come back and brag when you actually accomplish something with it.

>> No.11273274

>>11273248
no

>> No.11273326

You can't sum the results of the tests like that.

>> No.11273408

>>11273156
Was it worth the ban?

>> No.11273610

>>11273156
>mods actually exist
Holy based. Sticky please, to make an example of IQ threads? Other boards do this, /sci/ needs some quality control through fear as well.

>> No.11273622

>>11273156
iq threads b& now?
wtf?
Our people being infiltrated by them

>> No.11273658

>>11273610
>>11273622
underage b& dummies

>> No.11273665

>>11273156
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>> No.11273704

>>11273610
>>11273622
Lurk moar

>> No.11273712

MODS = GODS

STICKY PLS

>> No.11273852 [DELETED] 

I'm 12 years old and what is this

>> No.11273860

there was one thread where a guy said that he was gonna be 18 in one second after his post had been made and he got b& as well

>> No.11273870

>>11273658
>>11273704
Doesn't matter. If even just a few newfags think this was because muh iq, it's a net win.

>> No.11273947

>says he has a high iq
>reveals on an 18+ website that he's underage

>> No.11273951

Based jannies

>> No.11274148

>>11273156
>tfw to high iq to follow simple rules

>> No.11274152

>>11273326
made me smile

>> No.11274256
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11274256

his IQ wasn't high enough to predict this

>> No.11274265

>>11273156
Absolutely based janny

>> No.11274307

>>11273712
this, pls sticky LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.11274322

>>11273156
I was sitting in my 11th grade history class. My history teacher said "quantum physics is not real". Immediately, I stood up and asked why. He said "there is no evidence". Typical low IQ statement. I started reciting quantum physics equations from my memory. My history teacher stuttered in disbelief, dropped his books and ran out of the room. Everyone in the class stood up and cheered for me. It felt great being smart. Suddenly, the principal walked in and asked for me. Everyone else sat down and I left and went to his office. He asked me why I made the history teacher cry. I replied "sir, my intelligence can not be handled by the weak minded". He thought and then brought out an IQ test. I took it, and within 15 minutes, I had finished. My score was 168. While I was not surprised at all by this number, my principal was absolutely amazed and was at a loss for words. I went back to class and my crush walked up to me kissed me. The day resumed as normal until I went home. I had a letter in the mail. It was from Harvard.

>> No.11274328
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>>11274322
Dear Madam,

I saw your "forever alone" lament on the 4channel "Science and Math" and noticed that I, too, am forever alone -- de facto, not de jure. Although I have not completed high school, I am planning to go back in September next, and meanwhile am keeping abreast on the latest developments through a plethora of Science and Mathematics podcasts and YouTube channels. I have a measured IQ of 133 (Stanford Binet) and have sampled a number of prophylactic brands -- I must confess I found the LARGER sizes more comfortable.

Do write back at your earliest convenience, as my patience knows its limits. My passionate Id may be easily inflamed, but my cold and rational Superego remains at the controls in our relationship. Truth be told, I have been hurt before, and have had difficulty of late in conferring trust upon others when it matters most. Yet I am more than willing to give it another go with a scientific-minded girl -- with a sinless, sinuous, supple woman such as you, yourself appear to be.

I have a car and am willing to travel up to 400 km (no, not miles) out of Cleveland. Reply to this post and we'll see if I might just be Cleaving to your hand. :)

>> No.11274329

>>11274328
What the fuck

>> No.11274337

>>11273156
BASED JANNY

>> No.11274342 [DELETED] 
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11274342

IQ niggers get wrecked. You are not welcome.

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>>11274328
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>> No.11274515

Been a while since i saw a public ban

>> No.11274698

Plot twist: those tests were brain out mobile app ads

>> No.11274714

Jannies do it for [math]
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>> No.11274739

>>11273156
Mods = gods

>> No.11274992

>>11273156
Holy fucking based mods

>> No.11275001

>>11273156
>See that image.
>Suddenly overwhelmed with desire to toss a coin to my witcher.

>> No.11275005

>>11274374
It's like the abstract of paper published in nature by upwards of 10 female coathors

>> No.11275011

Holy based, mods please sticky to scare off retarded tourists.

>> No.11275096

>>11273156
USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST

>> No.11275142

>>11273156
u have the gay

>> No.11275156

>>11273156
can IQ fags ever recover?

>> No.11275164

>>11273156
based mods

>> No.11275166

>>11273156
holy shit the mods actually did their job

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11275168

>>11273156
well, If you were so intelligent, why did you get BANNED?
haha, fuck you Lisa

>> No.11275173

>>11273156
MODS===GODS

>> No.11275179

>>11274328
What a brilliant impression of a fraudulent psued brainlet

>> No.11275258

IQToddlers absolutely BTFO

>> No.11275270
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required reading

>> No.11275312

>>11273256
This. A 180IQ dude that accomplishes nothing is irrelevant, a literal retard that unifies quantum physics with relativity is amazing.

>> No.11275327

>>11275270
is that the definition of COPE?

>> No.11275333

>>11275312
that's where i step in then I guess. unifying QM with GR is dead easy

>> No.11275342

>>11273156
>it's real
When the mods do their jobs for once. How about we get rid of the schizo TIMESAND next?

>> No.11275362

>>11275333
ok schizo, nice numerals

>> No.11275427

>>11273156
Such sweet, poetic irony

>> No.11275521

>>11274342
go back

>> No.11275577

>>11275168
kys tripfag but that was actually funny kek

>> No.11275584

>>11275327
If he had no merits to his name.

>> No.11275590

based mods

>> No.11275753
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>>11273156
MODS = GOD

>> No.11275921

>>11275005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjN3UclYzU

>> No.11276694

>>11273156
WHEN DID /SCI/ GET MODS

>> No.11276703

>>11273156
XD

>> No.11276722

>>11273156
>(USSR WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Never gets old and makes me laugh every time. Mods gods etc.

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>>11273156
I wonder how much janny was paid for that

>> No.11276974

mods please sticky as a warning to iqlets

>> No.11277307

>>11273947
>4D chess

>> No.11277339

>>11275270
what if the aeroplanes and submarines fall into the wrong hands?

>> No.11277347

17 is good enough

>> No.11277351

>>11276914
Wait - is that for real? It's not in the rules that IQ threads are a bannable offense.
???

>> No.11277361

>>11277351
underage retard

>> No.11277536

>>11277361
That's not an answer.

>> No.11277715

>>11277351
>Global rule# 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>/sci/ rule #1: All science and math related topics welcome.

IQ isn't related to science or math.

>> No.11277909

>>11273156
lol what a dumbass.