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Does alcohol have any health benefits at all?

>> No.11263203

>>11263191
It makes contaminated water drinkable

>> No.11263206

Good antiseptic

>> No.11263209

cholera

>> No.11263213

It improves quality of life by making sex really, really nice

>> No.11263227

>>11263191
it makes life bearable for another day.

>> No.11263274

>>11263191
helps with high cholesterol

>> No.11263280

Downsamples the analog signals at the GABA receptor along the axon terminal. Thus it performs the same function as decision tree pruning, a hyperparameter for choosing a more general model over an overfit one.

Try European beer, they're better at hitting that target.

>> No.11263290

>>11263280
I only like mexican beer. Why euro beer better?

>> No.11263292

>>11263191
>Does alcohol have any health benefits at all?

No. /thread

>>11263280
Too bad its cytotoxic.

Another Dead europoor

>> No.11263368

>>11263191
it gets you laid

>> No.11263375

>>11263368
Another myth

>> No.11263451

>>11263191
Whats bad for the body is good for the soul. Shut up and drink already
Tho a drink a day helps with cholesterol and heart disease, so if your family has a history with that, consider moderate drinking.

>>11263292
>>11263375
>Look at me, I hate enjoying myself

>> No.11263458

>>11263451
trololol this anon gets it and i dont even drink

>> No.11263485

>>11263213
I disagree, weed is much better at that.

>> No.11263486
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>>11263485
unless your an emotional mess liek everyone here LOL in which case weed and alcohol are a bad idea.

>> No.11263488

>>11263485
Weed makes my dick soft tbqh~

>> No.11263494

>>11263486
I'm not and I dont do both.
>>11263488
I only did it once, it's not too bad, I'd say you should try it again.

>> No.11263523

>>11263451
>>Look at me, I hate enjoying myself
What's your point? OP asked for health benefits, getting some enjoyment while killing your brain cells isn't a health benefit.

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>>11263523
actually it is

>> No.11263553

World grain production is booming because of it. That's gotta be generally good, right?

>> No.11263968

>>11263280
might want to refresh yourself on your neurobiology, anon. this is nonsense.

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11263975

>alcohol is good

>> No.11264017

>>11263975
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tVuxSaLHCJ

>> No.11264023

>>11263191
Alcohol keeps middle-aged men from killing themselves over their nagging retard of a wife.
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>> No.11264037

>>11263191
Very mild intoxication flexes your dendrites, making them more limber, which helps ward off dementia. Drinking too much flexes your dendrites, but they tend to stay in that position more and more, reducing your mental speeds among other things. Basically, drink one glass of red wine a day for dat flex and dose antioxidents, but don't have more. There are however, other ways to do this via food, but I'm not telling you what those are.