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I'm an inventor, I invent stuff... what should I invent today /sci/?

>> No.11259465

>>11259463
Build me a self-balancing inverted pendulum

>> No.11259466

>>11259465
>>11259463
inverted double pendulum**

>> No.11259467
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>>11259465
u got it pal!

>> No.11259472

>>11259467
Let me know when you accomplish that, froggy~

>> No.11259477

>>11259472
10-4 buddy!

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>>11259463
Maybe some sort of banana hammock?

>> No.11259491

a scooter that can climb stairs

>> No.11259492

a self-cleaning cumsock

>> No.11259493

>>11259463
A virus that kills frog trannies.

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>>11259492
>cumsock
do ppl really do this?
you coom much harder in the shower since you can jack as fast as your want

>> No.11259541

>>11259463
a reason for me to live

>> No.11259545

invent catgirls
or invent ai that can invent catgirls

>> No.11259550

>>11259511
you disgust me

>> No.11259571

>>11259463
Invent a small RC drone blimp that uses hydrogen as the lifting gas, and it comes with a hydrogen generator so you can make your own at home.

>> No.11259575

>>11259463

>> No.11259599
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>>11259463
robowaifus.

>> No.11259646
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invent a smell container so I can procure my farts and smell them at a later time whenever I please

>> No.11259672

>>11259463
Invent how to get GF plz

>> No.11259674

>>11259463
Nigger killer 7Million

>> No.11259722

>>11259672
I gotchu anon, it's called a gym, and a shower, and a real barber and style coach will help.

Pro-tip: do not let a woman cut your hair. Always a man, gay man is a plus. Trust me on this.

>> No.11260163

>>11259463
a door that moans when you open or close it

>> No.11260166

>>11259463
Reverse light bulb. It sucks light instead of shining

>> No.11260171

>>11259463
Invent a system without Von Neumann bottleneck.

>> No.11260174

>>11259463
New umbilical clamp.

>> No.11260176

Drinky bird that also does my homework

>> No.11260219

>>11259545
>not dogboys
bad taste

>> No.11261098

>>11259463
a way to keep them from stealing the ideas right out of your head.

>> No.11263051

>>11259463
Invent a time machine? Seems pretty hard

>> No.11263071

>>11259463
Soft robots or energy harvesting shoe soles using dielectric elastomers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8qdi5vqUM