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Tell us, /sci/

>> No.1125447

>>1125442
My hand does a better job tha....

Because I'm ugly and everyone hates me ;_; BRB KILLING SELF

>> No.1125446

I do :3

>> No.1125451

I'm not a lesbian.

>> No.1125449 [DELETED] 

>>1125439

"w" + "u" - "u" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "w" + "t" - "t" + "." + "l" - "l" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "a" - "a" + "o" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "x" - "x" + "t" + "v" - "v" + "a" + "m" - "m" + "l" + "p" - "p" + "k" + "f" - "f" + "." + "u" - "u" + "s" + "y" - "y" + "e" + "i" - "i"

>> No.1125453

>>1125451
found one

>> No.1125459

Girlfriends are for insecure faggots. I go around fucking girls, and I don't give a shit.

>> No.1125463

Haven't found one smarter than me

(I'm a hikikomori)

>> No.1125470
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1125470

>>1125453


Also:

>>1125459
>>1125463
I lol'd

>> No.1125467 [DELETED] 

>>1125440

"w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "a" - "a" + "w" + "z" - "z" + "." + "a" - "a" + "a" + "d" - "d" + "n" + "z" - "z" + "o" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "g" - "g" + "t" + "h" - "h" + "a" + "n" - "n" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "j" - "j" + "." + "f" - "f" + "s" + "r" - "r" + "e" + "k" - "k"

>> No.1125468 [DELETED] 

>>1125438

"w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "q" - "q" + "w" + "v" - "v" + "." + "x" - "x" + "a" + "m" - "m" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "o" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "m" - "m" + "t" + "e" - "e" + "a" + "h" - "h" + "l" + "p" - "p" + "k" + "e" - "e" + "." + "b" - "b" + "s" + "m" - "m" + "e" + "q" - "q"

>> No.1125478
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1125478

130 pounds at 5'10"...average looking. Can't carry on a conversation. Not an arrogant asshole. Can't judge when to make a move, and when I do I don't know what to say. College will be fun next year.

>> No.1125480

Because women are stupid, obnoxious creatures not worthy of my time.

>> No.1125483

>>1125442
broke up with me last week. very sad.

>> No.1125490

>>1125483
meh she's not as perfect as an anime girl amirite

>> No.1125504

Because I can't find any girls that like me. Must I seduce them or something?

>> No.1125506
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1125506

>>1125478

145 lbs at 5'9". Cooler than you'll ever be, getting no pussy at all like a boss. off to college, physics, women.. eh fuck it *fap fap fap fap PORN PORN PR0NZ!*

>> No.1125510

I'm perfect in every aspect of the word. She's not.

>> No.1125520

Physics majors gotta go after them bio majors. Female physics majors are naaaasty.

>> No.1125531

I have one.

>> No.1125534

Because I am married. Just as I have been longer than the existence of this meme.

>> No.1125526 [DELETED] 

>>1125438

"w" + "d" - "d" + "w" + "h" - "h" + "w" + "z" - "z" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "m" - "m" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "o" + "j" - "j" + "n" + "x" - "x" + "t" + "z" - "z" + "a" + "u" - "u" + "l" + "m" - "m" + "k" + "x" - "x" + "." + "g" - "g" + "s" + "l" - "l" + "e" + "d" - "d"

>> No.1125535

Chicks don't dig the fact that I came first in my countrys Pokemon Platinum tournament.

And I don't think it's because they are jealous.

>> No.1125536

>>1125506
hahaha, an ass-faced awkward minority? greased hair? fuck are you a joke.

>> No.1125543
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1125543

>>1125536
I love when the man is the one on top ;x

>> No.1125544

>>1125506
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh wow.

>> No.1125554

>>1125506
I hope you are trolling.

>> No.1125558

>>1125490
were together for like 2 years. Even bought her a ring. But she said no. then broke up with me a month later.

:(

>> No.1125562
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>>1125544
>>1125554
No and I'm looking for a sexy man ;\

>> No.1125571 [DELETED] 

>>1125438

"w" + "q" - "q" + "w" + "b" - "b" + "w" + "i" - "i" + "." + "x" - "x" + "a" + "l" - "l" + "n" + "r" - "r" + "o" + "q" - "q" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "t" + "q" - "q" + "a" + "o" - "o" + "l" + "q" - "q" + "k" + "o" - "o" + "." + "a" - "a" + "s" + "g" - "g" + "e" + "j" - "j"

>> No.1125582
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1125582

>>1125558
you know what must be done

>> No.1125595
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1125595

My wife wouldn't appreciate me having a girlfriend.

>> No.1125597

>>1125582
get a sex change?

>> No.1125610
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1125610

>>1125558
Dude, that sucks! I had something similar happen to me last year. I'm with a pretty amazing girl now.
So, you know, we can get the baseball bats, take the license plate off my car... and, you know...?

>> No.1125615

>>1125597
what no.. accept putin as your lord and savior

>> No.1125632 [DELETED] 

>>1125441

"w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "d" - "d" + "w" + "g" - "g" + "." + "l" - "l" + "a" + "a" - "a" + "n" + "h" - "h" + "o" + "k" - "k" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "t" + "c" - "c" + "a" + "s" - "s" + "l" + "q" - "q" + "k" + "a" - "a" + "." + "s" - "s" + "s" + "b" - "b" + "e" + "e" - "e"

>> No.1125638

>>1125615
I did years ago when he first told us of robots patrolling the russian border.

>> No.1125646

All the women I meet are stupid fucking idiots. One day...

>> No.1125659

>>1125646
Go gay. Some drugs can help with that.

>> No.1125663

cuz I'm gay

>> No.1125778

>>1125478
>>1125536
not samefag

>> No.1125788

because korean girls are hella hard to find here.

>> No.1125789

Because they're all dumb bitches out there.

>> No.1125801

I has a boyfriend

>> No.1125827

>>1125442
Because I have a crippling irrational fear of sexuality developed from a religious upbringing that reinforced the notion that sex is a filthy sin.

>> No.1125850

not a lesbian
not straight or bisexual either anyway

>> No.1125854

>>1125478
http://www.bristollair.com/inner-game.html

>> No.1125871

>>1125506
ewww

>> No.1125881

girls are icky

>> No.1125893

i got fat

>> No.1125913

>>1125788
Where are you at? There's tons of Korean girls here in Washington state. Move to Seattle and 40% of the students in the collages around here are from asia, mostly China but the rest are all Korean & Japanese. Everybody is in it for the science & medical programs.

>> No.1125975

>>1125913
You don't need to move anywhere to find a girlfriend. There are women everywhere and pretty much all of them want to get fucked. Go outside.

>> No.1126008

>>japanese moving to america
>>fucking retarded
>>America's economy on the brink of hyperinflation and severe depression
>>japan still exports a significant amount

nw japanese

>> No.1126506

>>1125788
Are you me?

>> No.1126514
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>> No.1126522

2<3

>> No.1126876

^_______^

>> No.1126885

>>1125442
I have no Money.

>> No.1126888

Been there, done that.

>> No.1126909

>>1125913
>>1126506

in California, and attending a university with 52% white and 12% asians. have to go korean-girls hunting at LA after this quarter ends...

>> No.1126922

>>1125440

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlz65921cd4a361de963dfdde839278b3e1

>> No.1126928

>>1125442
Why?
Well I have no social life.

>> No.1126933

>>1126928
The same.

>> No.1126935

>>1125439

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlz2555dfd668fd724a4286e0063936f5fc

>> No.1126940

Because I do not feel that I need one, I am 19 so hardly at the stage of looking for a companion... Have got laid a couple of times, not had a real girlfriend though, I guess these things just happen.

>> No.1126960

i have all the qualities of a desirable man except social skills. i have been told this by several women, so i'm not just being a conceited douchebag

>> No.1126991

I chopped her up to test my theories on re-animate flesh