/sci/ - Science & Math

how to solve hydrochloric acid and jupiter?

>>1122526

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>>1122536
not working

>>1122536

this man is correct

>>1122567

>>1122527
Sacrifice all the engineers to the oil! Just pile them into the sea!

THEY STARTED THE PROBLEM THE SHOUDL FIX IT WITH THEIR LIVES! STUPID FAGGOTS!

I say we shave all the heads and pubes of oil industry employees and use it to absorb the oil

Calling this duck BP Duck is highly inappropriate, since he's probably not affiliated with them in any way, shape or form.

In fact, I'm pretty sure he's covered in oil, and is about to die, because of them.

So you see, your picture is problematic. Thus, I refuse to discuss this further.

We need the Aflac duck covered in oil

1) Take 50% of the BP board of directors' combined fortunes.
2) Change it into pennies.
3) Load pennies onto barges.
4) Dump pennies over the oil leak or directly inject them into the broken oil pipe.
5) ???
6) PROFIT!

easy solution.

the ducks are already oiled, thanks to gracious BP. let's roast the ducks and eat them.

use pokeball. i need a poison flying type

pic related

Divide by 0

Nationalize oil drilling
These fucks already proved to be incompetent

>>1122615
someone hand this man a nobel prize!

>>1122696
in Soviet Russia oil spills you!

Go nuclear on France. That oughta sole it.

The only way is the true American way.

Nuke the fuck out of it.

USA USA USA !!

>>1122713
At a press conference somebody actually asked the secretary of defense if they had considered "using a nuclear arms strike to seal the hole."

America really is that stupid.

>>1122713
why regardless of how retarded that sound... it gives the impression that it is so fucktarded that it might work?

>>1122719
theoritically would not a nuke melt minerals and pipes collapsing the drill'd hole under mineral's presure?

even the Russians suggested it

>>1122524

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>>1122696
nationalize

so we can blame obama more

>>1122696

This.

It's funny how hardcore free trade capitalists are fucking up the argument for hardcore free trade capitalism by being too hardcore about free trade capitalism when they should have been fine with just being normal free trade capitalists.

but that's not science.

I bet OP is a BP engineer and is seriously looking to 4chan.org for serious advice, because all the bullshit he's already suggested seems to have come from worse places. Like a BP engineers ass.

I suggest that you plug up the whole in the ocean that is leaking the oil. Just fucking do it already. There that's my suggestion.

>>1122719
It's worked in Russia in the past

>>1122724
extreme heat + sand = glass = hole hopefully closed

on the other side

extreme heat + oil everywhere = FIRE

On another note
/sci/ was pro nuke less than 2 weeks ago

Clog it with fat CEO's

<< SOLVE IT!

>>1122719
>>1122740
>>1122756

Yeah, uh, wow.

I mean, I have no idea if this would work, but it seems just a bit ridiculous and overkill. This isn't Armageddon starring Bruce Willis. Couldn't a nuclear device just potentially make things worse? Like potentially make the hole bigger? Or a shockwave from the explosion creating a tide that would spread the spilled oil towards the continent? (I have no idea if this is possible)

>>1122525

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>>1122782
you have no idea if it would work but youve decided we shouldnt do it anyways.
i dont think you belong on this board.
maybe try /new/?

>>1122782
depends on how the bedrock is formed

>>1122782

This

The downsides to those suggestions far out weigh just letting the leak just stop on it's own. The post about the reporter suggesting such an idiotic idea needs sauce.

>>1122782
>potentially make things worse?
whatever living is there is prety much fucked already

radioactive shit will be washed away by oceanic current in a matter of weeks (I think we don't need Czar Bomba on that),

surface fires will start?... good! means we get rid of the spill'd petrol

worst case scenario is probably mutated red-devil squids, gargantuan isopods and godzilla marine iguanas afterwards

nuke

>>1122871
Godzilla is only a downside if it is a mexican Godzilla, american godzilla however would be a patriotic champ

>>1122829
Why are you being a dick? I'm throwing out possibilities and expecting people who know more about me on this subject to confirm or not the possibility of this actually happening. Just because I'm in EE and not Physics/Geology, doesn't mean I have to shut up and sit in a corner.

In conclusion, fuck you.

>>1122527

we don't

We let the oceans fill with oil -> free oil for everyone

Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?

>>1122830
most times oil deposits are in sedimentary rocks

any idea what would happen with these? I know they are, usually, more fragile and less homogenous than pyrigenous or metamorphic, not sure if it is somehow related though.

>>1122524

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>>1122887
red devil squids are actually a loose translation of Diablo Roso

the Cephalopod monster will be the Big Bad Beaner antagonist to Godjila

>>1122914
>pyrigenous

igneous?

>>1122903

Also.. hardcore black planet sounds more awesome than faggy blue planet

>>1122914
they are also deep deep underground, the nuke wouldn't touch them

>>1122932
yes

sorry my maternal is Greek

a tactical plutonium device won't work here. won't generate enough heat to properly close the hole. uranium a-bombs could be a choice but we'll need at least 4 to 5 Fat Man.

i think the easy solution is H-bomb. will use only one. it will cover it all. solve all solutions. close the all holes for sure. the plus point here is that scientist will be able to conduct some more test on H-bombs that they are unable to do so due to stupid LTBT and then CTBT. we'll be able to see another Operation Crossroads test. hands down for H-bomb solution.

first visit to this board and after reading this i must say... i love all of you

>>1122976
>plus point here is that scientist will be able to conduct some more test on H-bombs that they are unable to do so due to stupid LTBT and then CTBT

exactly why we don't know shit if nukes would work on that

>>1122829
do you understand how retarted you're post is

Well, a nuke might cause greater problems than it would solve.

why isn't the microbe that eats oil being sprayed all over the coast yet?

>>1122524

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