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1120509 No.1120509 [Reply] [Original]

Can people be genetically engineered to shit chocolate?

>> No.1120514

>>1120506

"w" + "q" - "q" + "w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "p" - "p" + "." + "b" - "b" + "a" + "b" - "b" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "o" + "p" - "p" + "n" + "l" - "l" + "t" + "m" - "m" + "a" + "q" - "q" + "l" + "v" - "v" + "k" + "v" - "v" + "." + "r" - "r" + "s" + "t" - "t" + "e" + "q" - "q"

>> No.1120518

>>1120509

No. I wonder about chocolate milk though?! Lol :)

>> No.1120520

no

>> No.1120521

Theoretically yes... tho who would eat it, I know I wouldn't.

>> No.1120522
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>> No.1120536

you COULD remove all the digestive system, replace it with a tube and feed the person nothing but chocolate. Technically you'd just be sending some chocolate through a tube, but that's the closest we'll get.

>> No.1120540

>>1120536
>Technically you'd just be sending some chocolate through a tube going through a corpse..

>> No.1120542

>>1120540
True enough, but it gets the job done, no?

>> No.1120543

>>1120521

Really lol fuck off.

>> No.1120552

>>1120518

>I wonder about chocolate milk though?! Lol :)

What about this guys. Could say a female produce milk of a different flavor than the natural flavor?

>> No.1120554

>>1120506

"w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "r" - "r" + "w" + "y" - "y" + "." + "k" - "k" + "a" + "p" - "p" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "o" + "v" - "v" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "t" + "v" - "v" + "a" + "g" - "g" + "l" + "x" - "x" + "k" + "p" - "p" + "." + "m" - "m" + "s" + "q" - "q" + "e" + "m" - "m"

>> No.1120557

You'd just need to change the bacteria in the rectum to turn shit into chocolate.

>> No.1120565

>>1120505

"w" + "n" - "n" + "w" + "h" - "h" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "." + "t" - "t" + "a" + "s" - "s" + "n" + "j" - "j" + "o" + "z" - "z" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "t" + "t" - "t" + "a" + "o" - "o" + "l" + "e" - "e" + "k" + "d" - "d" + "." + "h" - "h" + "s" + "v" - "v" + "e" + "a" - "a"

>> No.1120570

from a scientific stand point, it is possible, although the person would probably die, because each time he/she shits, they are losing the nutrients which they used to "make" the chocolate

>> No.1120607

>>1120557
nanobots!

>> No.1120874

>>1120557

Which is not possible besides shitting chocolate they would still be shitting stuff other than chocolate.

>> No.1122102

>>1120509
Probably.

Although those people would probably have to be more machine than human.

>> No.1122480

They would have to be so genetically engineered that they wouldnt even be human any more.

Cows however could be genetically modified while still keeping their cowness.