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What do you do to relax /sci/????

>> No.11200607

Reminder weed = no relaxation, kills problem solving skills
Alcohol = Puts you into oblivion, kills brain cells.
Masturbation = Raises cortisol levels, so you're actually more stressed afterwards than you were before.

This is why most people are miserable. They try to grasp transitory pleasures. It's like grabbing a fistful of sand.

>> No.11200743

>>11200607
>weed = no relaxation
t. sheltered kid who has never smoked weed in his life
>kills problem solving kills
only temporarily
>Alcohol = Puts you into oblivion
depends on how much you drink. I don't know much about alcohol tho, it tastes like piss to me no matter the brew
>Masturbation = Raises cortisol levels
only temporarily, then it releases pleasure chemicals and a hormone that make you sleepy. Men in particular are biologically wired to get sleepy and relaxed after an orgasm
https://www.livescience.com/32445-why-do-guys-get-sleepy-after-sex.html

>> No.11200749

>>11200743
shut the fuck up kike

>> No.11200751

>>11200749
go play minecraft to relax you pathetic straight edge loser

>> No.11200753

>>11200751
dilate you fucking loser

>> No.11200756

>>11200753
>d-dilate, no u
lmao

>> No.11200761

>>11200743
>coping with his bad habits.

>> No.11200784

real talk why is britian such a huge fucking disaster

not even rural nunavut is this bad and rural nunavut is like 90% redface

>> No.11200785

>>11200743
>yes yes just partake in bad habits
lmao no thanks retard

>> No.11200788

>>11200785
>>11200761
remember to finish your sunday school homework, virgins

>> No.11200796

Tea

>> No.11200841

>>11200784
What do you mean specifically? The poverty and social inequality? That's mostly due to industry GTFO'ing in the 70s, and the switch to a mostly service-based industry has left a good chunk of Brits in a shitty place. Then add that governments since then have not put a high priority on building up the infrastructure needed to elevate people out of their misery and you have today's UK where many are having a really shitty time.

>> No.11200862

>>11200784
Post imperial stress disorder

>> No.11200865
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>>11200756
free rent
>>11200743
>being this retarded
yeah keep up the indulgence, buddy.
>>11200761
>>11200785
based
>>11200788
>hurr durr I am a stupid sybarite and cannot comprehend asceticism. I've never read a fucking book in my life and think philosophy is cringe.
>muh engineering degree
>lol you value your body and want to be a normally functioning human being and not impaired? LOL CHRIST KEK
I'll just sit here reading my book on topology, in my living room chair, playing some nice indie rock, while you smoke big weeds and permanently impair your brain.
https://youtu.be/-IiLMRI4lMM
I am a virgin, actually. I masturbate once a week for health reason (don't want prostate cancer), but generally I'll start giving a shit about women when I am done being awesome and working in my field, I'll settle down and have kids, and teach them to be mathematicians just like their old man.
I'll probably start a sheep farm, still do lectures, and have light participation in the field.
But casual sex is just a distraction and risk, that I have no interest in.

>> No.11200867

>>11200862
I think I should add that the English were delusional about their importance even during their apex.

>> No.11200870

>>11200596
>facebook tier tenor gif
>>hurr durr I am a stupid sybarite and cannot comprehend asceticism. I've never read a fucking book in my life and think philosophy is cringe.
>>muh engineering degree
what the fuck are you on about? looks like I struck a nerve.
>I am a virgin, actually
that explains everything. Stopped reading there

>> No.11200875

Omar Khayyam was already solving cubic equations for his own amusement almost a thousand years ago and this chump here is still stuck on understanding quadratics lol

>> No.11200880

>>11200870
>too retarded to read a few sentences
>sex addict
>cum brain freak
so this is the power of drug brain retards?
thank god none of you faggots are in my program, because you would have already flunked out.

>> No.11200882

>>11200880
>refusing to waste my time with a virgin schizoid makes me a cum brain freak
so this is what virgins do with all the precious time they save not enjoying themselves... release all their unused energy by sperging out with barely coherent shitposts on 4channel

>> No.11200890

>>11200882
>barely coherent
>virgin schizoid
I feel like you don't know how to read or think. You are the one wasting your time. Shitposting to a druggie like you actually takes no effort.
>criticism is just autistic sperging
Why are sybarites like this? lol
>...
you have to be 18+ to post here, pal.

>> No.11200916

>/sci/ is full of unadventurous prudes
Wow this is so surprising

>> No.11200972

>>11200841
Add in the welfare dependency and the immigration being forced on them.

>> No.11200978

>>11200865
>start a sheep farm,
sheep farmers are some of the toughest guys you'll find anywhere are you sure you could make it work?

>> No.11200980

>>11200867
the rothschild banking dynasty was much of the real force behind them

>> No.11201025

>>11200753
I love this site

>> No.11201028

>>11200972
It's all a bit Weimar Germany, to be quite honest. Can't wait for the Long Knives.

>> No.11201038

>>11200978
Yeah ok seeing as this is sci an all if physics isn't real and money isn't real then what is real?

>> No.11201186

>>11201038
Our eyes.

>> No.11201230

>>11200978
I'm literally 6'1 and 200 pounds, former high school foot ball player.
I just want to sit on my porch thinking about my niggress wife and our niglet children, watching my sheep and dogs to protect from the Kyotes
Fuck tenure anyways, I'll get it back. I'll use my saved up dinero to buy a farm in the west coast or midwest, start off with a reasonable herd.
I'll also learn carpentry, agriculture, and have a small duck farm.
I don't know what age I should intend to have kids, I want to be a pretty active person in their life and development as mathematicians, but I also want to be accomplished.
do you think 60 years old is too old to have kids with a 20 year old?

>> No.11201247

>>11200743
>.t triggered alcoholic pothead
You'll grow up one day, hopefully your wont end up in prison first.

>> No.11201249

>>11200596
I learn to code

>> No.11201269

>>11200596
Is no one going to address that a grown man is doing quadratic equations for fun? Like WTF. How many times you can you apply the quadratic formula and still find it fun?

>> No.11201274

I like to ponder ways to commit suicide which I wouldn't need any courage to do

>> No.11201281

>>11201269
He's clearly trolling

>> No.11201343

>>11201230
...with that attitude you're not gonna make it.

>> No.11201346

>>11201269
I find the act of solving maths problems calming.
and Bojo is a very very accomplished classical scholar, he was in some debate a few years ago against Mary Beard.

>> No.11201765

Solve some shogi problems
Listen to Bach
Meditate

>> No.11201767

Shitpost on 4chan, of course.

>> No.11201769

I think he's lying guys. Once you learn the quadratic formula they don't really interest you that much. Personally I'm on an infinite series kick

>> No.11201773

By arguing with stupid people who think they are smart on an image forum for hentai