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Uncircumcised males: "I study hard to make my mom and dad proud! Ever since I was a little boy, i loved going to school! Every time I make an A, I show my report card to my mom and get a great big hug! Every day I get home from school, I sit at the dinner table and tell my parents how school has been! They can't wait for me to meet a pretty girl at school and bring her over for dinner one day! I cultivate self-discipline and work hard and go to school so one day I can get a high-paying job and find myself a beautiful wife and get married and have kids! I enjoy hanging out with my friends between classes, and I've recently started dating! Gotta destress between exams, right?"

circumcised males: "i LOVE chemistry because it is my biggest pleasure in life. I could stare at a bottle of triethylamine all day. I love chemicals so much that I spent $600 to start a lab at home, and regularly read the ACS molecule of the week articles. I love chemistry so much, I make an A+ in organic chemistry without trying. calculus is so fun, I love to use geogebra 3d to graph my math homework and see all those cool planes. I don't make good grades to make mom and dad proud, I make good grades because I want to be here. I don't study hard to get a piece of paper so i can get a high paying job and find myself a beautiful girl, I don't even have to cultivative self-discipline, i do good because learning these things is my only pleasure in life. it's only studying if you don't enjoy it. I don't believe in love and friendship, only the pleasure of mixing together organic chemicals."

>> No.11117817

>>11117814
Is this sh*t b8? FBI isthis uuuu

>> No.11117844

Circumcision worsens porn addiction but if you avoided that shit in the first place, then yes, it is indeed based.

>> No.11117845

>>11117814
>don't believe in love and friendship, only the pleasure of mixing together organic chemicals."

I identify with the circumcised male and I am one, but this is a contradiction. My favorite chemicals to mix are semen and pussy juice.

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11117851

>>11117845
t.

>> No.11117855

based uncircumcised males

>> No.11117861

>>11117851
It's sad to see the goybrain in distress. He must be reminded that the most powerful and influential men of all time were mixing chemicals every day and night. During the siege of Alexandria, Julius Caesar was not only pounding the filthy egyptians, he was also pounding the daughter of their last monarch, injecting metric tons of pure roman CUM inside her. Needless to say, he won easily.

The strongest men are driven by pounding pussy. It is the function we are meant to justify. If you are happy being a blueballed goybrain then I'm happy for you because that means more pussy for me.

>> No.11118016

>>11117844
So it has the opposite intended effect?
What even is the reason for modern circumcision?

>> No.11118041

>>11118016
>What even is the reason for modern circumcision?
I suspect the elites put it in place, because when men are deprived of sexual pleasure, they work hard to chase material pleasure. Better that you spend lots of money on a house and work hard to make money to attract a beautiful woman, instead of be happy jacking off all day.

>> No.11118055

>>11118041
The brainlet response. Sexual pleasure is still had, in fact, circumcision is worse because it increases the duration. 20-30 minutes to climax is going to wreck the brain much more with regular pornography consumption vs say 5-10 minutes being uncircumcised. The circumcized cumbrain chases sexual pleasure more than the uncircumcised.

>> No.11118208

>>11117814
OP. What the absolute FUCK?