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Sup brahs, is there a cure for why I suck so much at life yet?

>> No.11103063

What have you tried?

>> No.11103074

Basically every self help book known to man. Religion. Philosophy. Therapy. You name is my man

>> No.11103093
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>>11103063
nothing

>> No.11103099

>>11103061
There is a cure, it's called suicide, you should try it.

>> No.11103103 [DELETED] 

There is a cute. It's called destroying the society that worships and Helene and loves her vileness.

>> No.11103113

>>11103099
I have actually, twice, but alas I'm still here. Any other suggestions? Also I'm sure you may be secretly hurting as well to suggest that, just know that it's gonna be ok anon.

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>>11103061

>> No.11103141

idk man. it seems no matter how hard i work, nothign will improve and i'll never get where i want to be. i know that's not true but it's hard not to think that way, it's hard not to get discouraged by setback after setback. nobody seems to appreciate my hard work or dedication.

>> No.11103156

>>11103099
I have but quantum immortality keeps me alive in this branch universe.

>> No.11103169

>>11103103
Hey tripfriend, I think you mistyped something, if not who is and Helene?

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>>11103120
my suggestion is for anyone who has a car is to run a garden hose from their tail pipe into their window. You should just fall asleep from the carbon monoxide. However, if you use a wakizashi to slice across your belly and then up into your diaphragm, that will make your immortal soul look better to me.

>> No.11103181

>>11103061
Read the 30th chapter of deuteronomy in the bible and chapters 14 through 17 of saint John's gospel, do this repeatedly until it is ingrained in you day by day, believe.

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>>11103141
The thing about this is that it is bullshit that I can only succeed through my hereditary position and there is literally no good deed I can do which is purely of the making of my own hands which can get me out of this bullshit. I am glad that I have that hereditary thing, but I should have been able to succeed on my own without it. I say that because the works of my own hands have been magnificent, far more magnificent than the identity of my parents.

>> No.11103275

>>11103181
based

>> No.11103282

>>11103113
Imagine failing to kill yourself twice

>> No.11103283

>>11103181
a little jewy but I see what you're getting at

>> No.11103293

>>11103282
Yeah :). The first time I was going to jump off a huge bridge but the people working there could tell I was extremely stressed. A guy talked to me and I ended up not doing it. The next I tried to hang myself with my belt in a hotel bathroom but it hurt so much I didn't go through with it. My face was purple and my head was pounding.

>> No.11103296

>>11103061
tried test, amphetamines, dmt?

>> No.11103307

>>11103296
Yes I've tried all those besides test. Dmt gives you an orgasmic body high, that was unexpected. I've tried just about every drug besides heroin but I've grown out of drugs. They can't give you any insight but are definitely fun in moderation.