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This thesis you've written here....It strains coherence, this is ridiculous, it says here that you've cited Lee Smolin and Peter Woit? Get out of my office immediately, you incompetent nigger.

how does sci respond?

>> No.11064780

>>11064751
Get on my knees and offer my mouth
"Please Mr. Phenotype.... Is there *anything* I can do?"

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>>11064751
>pokes his head
>POP

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>>11064751
Just start crying. Continue crying, slowly getting more and more hysterical until he takes pity and gives you what you need.

>> No.11065048

>>11064751
>you've cited Lee Smolin and Peter Woit?
top fucking kek

>> No.11065730

bump because this was the only funny thread today

>> No.11065754

I never enter a room without my microphone pen on, so I dutifully leave and inform his superiors and the public of his racism.

>> No.11065771

>>11065754
you sound like a fun person to be around

>> No.11065823

Loop gravity is my passion, its not just a phase.

>> No.11065893

>>11064751
Look man I'm just an ecologist I really don't know how I even got here. How about I apologize by writing a paper on the superiority of the Ashkenazi phenotype?

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>>11064751
>THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH

>> No.11065965

>>11065926
lee smolin is an intellectual midget compared to /ourguy/ witten

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>>11065965
>le 13 dimensions
lol'ing @ ur life

>> No.11066124

>>11066040
>13 dimensions
literally making shit up

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>>11066040
lol @ smolin. He looks haggard and totally defeated, I guess this is what happens when you get blown the fuck out by M-THEORY.

pssh, nothing poissonal kid

>> No.11066132

>>11064751
i love how they had to photo-edit his head so it fits into the picture.

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>>11064751
P-please Prof. Witten I'm just here to sniff your toes in the hope of getting even an infinitesimal fraction of your IQ please

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11066140

>You came to the wrong neighborhood, you stupid nigger.

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>>11066132
unedited

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>"Rife...rife was a mistake"

>> No.11066145

>>11066143
Holy fuck, he wasn't joking with those 13 dimensions!

>> No.11066149
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11066149

>Yes, yes, I've got the phenotype that Kazar bitches crave.
>You know what they say about big feet, right?

>> No.11066151

>>11064751
your head looks like a potato my man

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>when you're about to give someone the D-brane

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>tfw cant post a spicy witten gif bcuz filesize too big

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>>11066155
i got u bro

>> No.11066170

>>11066162
>aggressively licks teeth
hnnggg
https://gifer.com/en/8lHC

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>>11066170
This is a good one. LoL

>> No.11068010

>>11064751
Shoot him twice in the chest with a .38 and then burn down the building.

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big head nigga thread

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>>11068028
absolute unit on gary becker btw read his paper on rational suicide with posner

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>>11068031
miller puckette dsp designing ass nigga right here

>> No.11068306

>>11066040
13 dimensions is the minimum you need to fit witten's head. His existence is proof that string theory is right

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*changes your coordinates*

>> No.11068363

>>11065754
Wiretapping is a felony if you aren't an obama or a bush

>> No.11068383

>>11068363
It is, but wearing a microphone in a public office is not related at all to wiretapping

>> No.11068420

>>11068383
If it's not obvious to the recordee, it's basically criminal spying. Apparently it doesn't matter if you capture wrongdoing or not.

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>> No.11068443

>>11068427
P H E N O T Y P E is peak /sci/, get fucked.

>> No.11068462

>>11066149
Holy fuck look at the trunk of a neck on that linebacker of a woman.

>> No.11068472

>>11068462
witten needs a bitch with a big throat, nom'sayin'?

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>pst, hey...
>don't you EVER try and cross me again, you fucking curry nigger. you got that, retard?
jesus christ whitten

>> No.11071290

bump