/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11044552
JUST

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell
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Johnny B. Goode

>>11044552
>Literally invented the power source you use to shit post on the internet
No, I'm not a fucking filthy phone poster like you are.

>>11044930
>He has no idea that laptops and backup batteries inside of computers use Li batteries

>>11044552
>Why does this board even exist?
the reason it exists is not for /sci/bros to discuss science, but rather because of a strange phenomenon. when there is big science news, if it is big enough, like a couple of Nobel prizes, then the people on /pol/ start noticing and it triggers them really hard since they mostly hate science. so to vent their anger they go to /sci/, but waiting for them there are /sci/bros who know about this behavior and have a sport of playing with said triggered poltards. usually they prey on their targets using intellectual domination, humiliation, trolling, or ironic nudging of the triggered-ness until a full blown meltdown.

>>11044963
The UPS is SLA and there are no lithium coin batteries on the mobo.

So which Nobel Prize winners (not the peace prize) were the top 10 most vile? destruction, death and/or suffering?
(have to exclude the peace prize because the kill count of Kissinger alone makes it a redundant award.)
joint winner of the 1949 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine António Egas Moniz for lobotomy is on there somewhere

>>11045512
*Who caused the most destruction, death, and/or suffering?

>>11045516
guys who invented nukes, poor japs

>>11044552
>Why does this board even exist?
it's a place for math undergrads until they drop out or move to /r/math

>>11045512
Not really an answer but, Nobel himself.

>>11044552
I could have fucking sworn Goodenough had the Nobel prize already.

>>11044552

>Give Nobel prize to people who made cathodes
>forgetting about the guy who made the anodes
What did they mean by this?
Ever since they gave Nobell prize to Hussein Obama the drone guy and Malalala the retarded paki girl, and I don't give a fuck about this worthless prize

>>11047159
Did you not get the hint with Henry Kissinger?

>>11047159
>>11047184
guys, everyone knows the Nobel Peace prize is a meme. and the Literature prize is even worse ; they gave it to fucking Bob Dylan. but for physics and chem it is the best award out there. the other ones like the Wolf prize and the Breakthrough prize constantly award them for meme science and pure math junk

>>11044552
Li batteries have been around for like a decade. Why are we talking about this now?

>>11047262
Because they just gave ol boy a nobel for it.
Hookem Horns.

>>11044968
>/pol/ hates science

Lolwut? As far as I know leftists are the science haters (e.g. postmodernists).

>>11047303
pol hates any science that disproves what it wants to believe in

>>11047567
That goes for both sides of the political spectrum.

>>11047567
why hasn't there ever been a forensic examination of berkenhau?

>>11047569
Agreed.

>>11045713
NOOOOOO

>>11047159
Am I the only one who hates it when people post pics with res that are fucking huge? Thank you for the 1280x1359. I don't want to bother zooming out to take in the entire image, so I'll settle with scrutinizing the thumbnail, else my computer screen explodes with the hairline of some random nigga. This isn't /wg/. Fuck you.

>>11044930
>but no teslas are totally safe, don't ask questions

>>11047594
Be careful what you say, anon.
https://bgr.com/2019/09/30/a-14-year-old-girl-died-after-a-smartphone-battery-exploded-overnight/

>>11047586
Should've used a smartphone, poorfag

>>11047159
fields medal is the only respectable award. That being said we should all be like perelman and not accept it.

>>11047233
>Bob Dylan
a jew coincidentally, just to hammer in that the nobel isn't simply a jewish club for handing each other prizes

>>11047159
>Hussein Obama
>for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples
this nigger had barely even got elected a year prior and officially taken office just a few months before, how could he in any way possibly have done anything to warrant the award? it's literally impossible.
they should have been honest and just call it for what it is, he won for being the first nigger president.
i'm glad he went out of his way during his presidency to prove them wrong and show them up for being dumbasses

>>11045516
>>11045707
>>11045512
You know who is the most vile man connected with Nobel prizes? The guy who invented Nobel prizes. He was literally called the merchant of death.
Getting a Nobel prize is actually a bad thing fuck swedes.

>>11049512
so ebil so ebil

>>11049519
The inventor of Nobel prizes invented dynamite. He only made Nobel prizes so that people would forget that he invented dynamite. We shouldn't forget that.

>>11049530
ebil dynamite ebyl iventor EBIL EBYL

>>11047159
the only respectable nobel prize left is economics

>>11049536
Speak english

>>11049519
>>11049536
>>11049626
Laughed audibly

>>11049510
You forgot Nelson Mandela, a literal terrorist that was awarded the peace prize.

>>11049791
Mother Theresa was another sadistic piece of work as well

>>11049226
Rather be a poorfag than a phonefag
>See this post in Reddit app