/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11043906
Are girls attracted to high status in mathematics? Or do they simply not care?

>>11044139
>girls
>mathematics

>>11044139
as with everything, depends on the girl.
usually intelligence attracts intelligence. dumb girls won't care much in my experience

>>11044150
Surely you can find superficial boys like that too, no? Some women are whores, some men are manwhores, that's fine. I'm not interested in getting STDs. But do you think there are some girls attracted to Mochizuki the way some girls are attracted to school shooters or other mass murders (mentioning these in particular becuase a lot of them are socially dysfunctional, like mathematicians, or at least me), perhaps only in a non-crazy way?

Is the image legit or not?

>>11043906
A love poem, lyrical, pastoral, and expressed in the language of pure mathematics.
Tensor algebra mainly, with a little topology and higher calculus, with feeling, and in the cybernetic spirit.
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Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indices bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!

Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.

In Reimann, Hilbert or in Banach space
Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
We shall encounter, counting, face to face.

I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
And in bound partition never part.

For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?

Cancel me not--for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
The product of our scalars is defined!
Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
Cuts capers like a happy haversine.

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die,
Had he but known such a^2 cos 2 phi!

>>11044269
cringe

>>11044139
>>11044152
My girlfriend is very much a dumbass and incredibly attracted to my intelligence and status in the (local) mathematics scene. That said, most other girls couldn't care less.