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do you know who will get it? i have no idea honestly even though i predicted the last 2. my guess is quantum computing, but david deutch and others so far don't deserve it

>> No.11041103

>>11041093
Maldacena

>> No.11041137

>>11041093
Black hole imagen

>> No.11041138

Condensed matter experiment seems likely. (Astro + AMO recently got ones so are out. I think all the possible particle physics ones were awarded already. CM theory is also too recent.)

ARPES would be cool.

Lithium-ion batteries also are begging for a prize, but that might be better suited for Chemistry.

>> No.11041161

>>11041103
No fucking way. As cool as his "discovery" was, and as useful it is to the HEP community, it didn't move shit .. in the grand scheme of things.

>> No.11041191

>>11041161
but anon, how dare you question the AdS/CFT "dictionary"!

>> No.11041211

>>11041093
God damn in awe of her [math]\mathbb{PHENOTYPE}[/math]

>> No.11041258

If AMO didn't get one last year, it'd be high harmonic generation or the Bell's Inequality conclusion

>> No.11041513

>>11041211
I cant believe a girl with that big of a skull could still be attractive. Is it a photoshop tho?

>> No.11041572

It will probably be a black woman who identifies as non-binary and Jewish

>> No.11041573
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>>11041513
>attractive
Even in her non-shooped form that woman is <1st percentile within her (admittedly prime) age group.

>> No.11041574

>>11041573
She's slightly above average at worst. She's honestly pretty cute. May very well be a 7/10 just for not being fat.

>> No.11041579

>>11041574
Jesus, anon. If you're trolling please stop, I'm honestly getting sick to my stomach.

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>>11041572
almost

>> No.11041690

>>11041513
The photoshop is quite obvious on this one.

>> No.11041695

>>11041093
Trump for 4D intra-universal tiddywinks.

>> No.11041699
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>>11041688
We are in the middle of a dark age of human history.

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>>11041688
>one guy for "theoretical discoveries"
>two guys for looking through a telescope
Hold me, /sci/

>> No.11041735

>>11041688
For an exoplanet? Those fucking things are all over the place. What's so special about these two cunts?

>> No.11041736

>>11041735
I think they were the fist ones, their discovery happend in the 90's

>> No.11041740

>>11041736
Yeah I know, I'm being a silly fellow for internet points. They pioneered the radial velocity method which is well worth a Nobel.

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>>11041736
>>11041740
>don't worry, they're not just scraping the bottom of the barrel of non-memorable research from the 2010s
>they're literally searching back 30 years through the records just to find something good enough for the prize

>> No.11041823

>>11041802
Ok look yes I know we're living in a dark age. What do you want us to do? All we can do is wait for the fourth turning and the rebirth.

>> No.11041854

It will be a black or a woman. Possibly both. Possibly even a tranny.
Mark my words

>> No.11041858

>>11041854
Too late for the party, /pol/tard

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>>11041858
>top prize for scientific achievement awarded to white men yet again
Heh. Take THAT, /pol/.

>> No.11041869

>>11041858
Sorry lad, I hadn't checked the news.
Well good for physicists anyway. You'll get cucked eventually, don't worry.

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>>11041869
if only you knew how bad things truly are

>> No.11042013

>>11041869
too retarded to check the news but still think he can predict the future.

>> No.11042064

>>11042013
>not spending my life constantly refreshing clickbait news sites
>I'm the retarded one
Mmmkay

>> No.11042065

peepeepoopoo prize for apu apustaja for btfoing iq threads

>> No.11042090

>>11042064
>implying that the nobel prize only gets reported by clickbait news sites.

Yup, pretty sure you are the retarded one.

>> No.11042179

>>11041161
>>11041191
Theoretical physicists deserve some love. It's always the retards mucking around in the lab

>> No.11042190

>>11041688
At least it's not women

>> No.11042248

>>11042179
>Theoretical physicists deserve some love.
Incels in general deserve a government issued girlfriend

>> No.11042469

>>11042090
Um sweaty, all news sites are click bait sites

>> No.11042483

>>11041695
unmatched wisdom

>> No.11043186

ITT /sci/ proven incapable of guessing the Nobel and /pol/crosstards manage to look even more retarded

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Literally who getting nobel prized for literally what.

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>>11042469
Not all.

>> No.11043431

>>11041093
>tfw head looks like this but IQ is only 110

>> No.11043436

>>11043431
size matters anon, IQ is a psychologist meme

>> No.11043669

>>11041572
When did the once-proud white race turn into a bunch of victim-mentality snowflakes?
You have failed at white supremacy. Your ancestors are ashamed. Neck yourself.

>>11043186
This

>> No.11043671

>>11043436
has to be the anal frequency

>> No.11043713

>>11043671
my anal frequency is like 902.3 MHz

>> No.11043866

>>11042190
kek

>> No.11044477

>>11043669
Hi JIDF

>> No.11044480

>>11043223
Legendary post that cannot be unseen, witnessed

>> No.11046319

>>11041093
Obviously Greta Thunberg deserves it.