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>horses have 64 chromosomes
>donkeys have 62
>their offspring, mules, have 63

>humans have 46 chromosomes
>chimpanzees have 48
>their offsp--
WAIT. No way, this would never work. It could never work. I mean... right?

>> No.11033691

>>11033614
where do you think republicans come from?

>> No.11033736
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>>11033691
Other way around: Chimps come from Republicans.

>> No.11033740

aren't most chimps dedicated democrat voters?

>> No.11033742

>>11033614
there's no proof it couldn't.
The probability could be 0.1%. How many times has a chimp fucked a human female, ever? It's plausible it either never happened, or if it happened in some African tribe the child was probably killed instantly.
In some African tribes there are legends about women being fertilized with monkeys and resulting taboos about it. Which is what you would expect if it happened a few times.

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>>11033742
>How many times has a chimp fucked a human female, ever?
In the context of underground libertine sex shows, I would guess a lot. Though girls like that are 100% on birth control, so I guess that would help.

Actually there are some cryptids that could be explained logically this way. The "orang pendek" of Malaysia and Indonesia could just be the result of some deep-jungle lovin' between a Malay and an orangutan.

>> No.11034144

>>11033742
>It's plausible it either never happened
I've seen pictures.
It's happened.
Also lady orangutan have been known to bed travelers lost in the woods.

>> No.11034220

>>11033614
Anon, God didn't woosh out some dust and created us.

Now, if you talk about a human-chimp hybrid, well, apparently, you need a male human and a female chimp.

>> No.11034226

>>11033740
They all are. Chimps and chumps.

>> No.11034504
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>>11033757
I want to fuck pendek-chan

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>>11033614
That lady has a perfect body. I'm not picky about the face. And she went for that literal bonobo-monkey instead of me.

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>>11033614
>47 chromosomes

>> No.11034531

>>11034144
>lady orangutan have been known to bed travelers lost in the woods.
lol.. source?

>> No.11034553

>>11034516
A P E D

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>>11033740
Yes, but only because the Democrats understand the nature of the voter base more.

>> No.11034849

>>11033691
the offspring of niggers and germans makes republicans?
nice.
>>11033614
bro stop. just because you can't get a girlfriend doesn't mean you have to do this.
but do it anyways. I beat it actually works.
>>11034528
/pol/tard

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>>11034849
>correctly identifying the cause of down syndrome makes you a poltard

>> No.11035629

>>11033614
I have the same bikini

>> No.11035659

>>11035623
I saw a downy today. they all look the same and extremely fucked up. He touched his dick RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME.
sick how we even consider that human.
>>11035629
h-hot ;)

>> No.11035833

>>11035659
Imagine if he were your brother. Respect the lives of all humans. Don’t lose your humanity.

>> No.11035836

>>11035833
if he were my brother I would be personally compelled to put him out of his misery

>> No.11035849

>>11033742
Human pubic lice is more similar to chimp lice than human hair lice, indicating that there was enough sex between humans and chimps for the lice to evolve.

>> No.11035850

>>11035833
>humans have 46 chromosomes
>downies are human
Pick one and justify your answer.

>> No.11035854

>>11035836
If he was your bother your parents would still call you the dumb one.

>> No.11035858

>>11035854
both my brother and I are fuck-ups

>> No.11035861

>>11035850
They are humans, but more specifically mutant humans. But there are many types of mutants among us. Some with disabilities, some with superpowers.

>> No.11035864

>>11035836
If you start killing off the mutants, where will you stop? And if you kill all types of mutants you will destroy the future of humanity.

>> No.11035870

>>11035864
personal judgement of parents, put them up for adoption or something and then kill the ones that don't get adopted, I don't know
downs syndrome is severely debilitating and society would be better off without them specifically, and luckily it's easily identified

>> No.11035879

>>11035870
There are many degrees of mosaic Downs syndrome so even that is not clear. Also some autistic kids are massively disabled but then develop superabilities likely including some of the greatest human achievements

>> No.11035893

>>11035879
>degrees of down syndrome
It's very simple. Down syndrome is when you have three of a certain chromosome instead of two. There is no two-and-a-half. If you have Down syndrome you get aborted. No "degrees" are involved unless you're splitting hairs about the exact amount of mental retardation being prevented, but again that isn't relevant.

>> No.11035899

>>11035893
Mosaic means some cells affected and some not. Literally some cells have an extra chromosome in this case and the rest do not.

>> No.11035906

>>11035879
autism cannot be clearly and cleanly identified like downs syndrome can, anon, and frankly I'm offended.

>> No.11035909

>>11035893
Anon, she is indeed splitting hairs, but not in the way you think.
>>11035879
>mosaic downs syndrome
Sure, some ultra rare condition occurring in 1% of 1% of births might possibly maybe be an exception and need a case-by-case review. Maybe. But that doesn't mean the world revolves around this or any other rare mutation

>> No.11035911

>>11033614
I wish human/animal hybrids were real to make the world into furry utopia.
However I find apes to be disgusting.

Also I wonder if there would have been human/chimp hybrid how smart would it be.

>> No.11035914

>>11035911
more importantly, how small would it's penis be
little known fact: humans have huge dicks by body size

>> No.11035920

>>11035861
I was a powerful mutant. The doctor got ahold of me and now I am disabled.

>> No.11035921

>>11035914
>humans have huge dicks by body size
Compared to horses or tapirs humans are dicklets.

>> No.11035922

>>11035893
So what about the 10% of autism that has a clear genetic cause? And if that goes much higher?

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>>11035914
So that's why orangutan pussy is so tight?

>> No.11035927

>>11035922
The woman has a right to choose. That's all we're saying.

>> No.11035929

>>11035921
yeah, for mammals we're like top 10 or something
horses can't use like half of their length due to how poor their body geometry is for sex
>>11035922
I wouldn't extend it to a blanket "autism" for newborns but maybe there's a clearer demarcation that's possible to make with better understanding, and then a line could be drawn there. Either way, that other anon is right, it should come down to parental choice with clear guidelines from the medical/scientific community.
I'm not a medical scientist

>> No.11035934

>>11035927
“kill the ones that don't get adopted” ... basically anyone out there just watch some x-men and gattaca, and keep an open mind whenever you hear someone say we should get rid of mutants or anyone without perfect genes

>> No.11035936

>>11035934
I'm just tired of looking at downies when it's easily preventable with only a little infanticide and no big morale questions

>> No.11035938

>>11035934
Edit: keep an open mind that this might be a bad idea

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>>11035934
>just watch some x-men

>> No.11035953

>>11035934
>>11035938
Belgium has already legalized infant euthanasia, anon

>> No.11036413

>>11033614
Humans have 46 chromosomes not 48 like chimpanzees, because 2 chromosomes are grown together. But the informations they carry is basicly the same amount.

>> No.11036464

>>11036413
So you're saying, I have a chance?

>> No.11036831

>>11033691
Based and Bidenpilled