/sci/ - Science & Math

Just because your university is ranked high, doesn't mean you are, Zhang.

have sex incel

Cool ranking, bro.

>>11033229
it also doesn't mean i'm not

lol mines over 1000
i suck

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>>11033219
Not bad.

>>11033219
500

>>11033229
I laughed too hard at this

>>11033219
So what?

>>11033219
Whoa cool for you mate. I feel so inferior now compared to you

i like this number because of the sex position

remember that time it flooded

outta my way peasants

>>11033219
This shit ranking is also based on male to female ratio.

>>11033483
Which field are you studying anon?

mega cope

>>11033857
Yeah, really shit ranking system. Doesn't account for school size either, it seems. Also based largely on wages so it's skewed in favor of massive code bootcamps.

>>11033483
Who are you calling a peasant?

My uni is between 401-500 in the world, my course is placed between 301 and 400.
Is this good enough?

How does it feel to fall for Chinese propaganda?

I study female cunt juice at MIT rate my asshole

>tfw 3rd worlder who wants to learn but will never get education like this

>>11033979
just self study bro

>>11033979
do you know what the internet is and books and libraries and stuff and things you literal fucking nigger, you literally have more knowledge in your pocket than any great minds could ever dream of u fuckin azz cunt
don't do anything though just stay docile and dumb and let us whites annex ur shithole and burn it to the ground and let it grow anew

So what?

My university sucked ass but I got excellent grades in my final year. I'm hoping to go to a university in the top 20 for my master's, am I setting my hopes too high?
I've heard conflicting stories about whether or not they care about undergraduate institutions.

thats bullshit. you do you.

thank god i fell for the "top school" meme during high school so i didnt have to suffer through ideologue indoctrination on my college

>>11033994
Just apply?

>ITT: People hiding their incompetence behind and linking their self-worth to their university's ranking.
Rich retards can get in almost any large US college, despite the insane amounts of shilling for aimed towards minorities.

>>11033993
What programme are you in anon? If it's too small and you're scared for identification you can name the department.

>>11033941
>imagine being this much of a peasant

>>11033994
I'm in one. Thoroughly disappointed by my curriculum. First 2 courses one is baby tier programming. Really university should make their programming assignments more interesting. They can only make it hard by forcing you to use stuff that you normally would never use since it's garbage. Other one is fun statistics by hand just abstract low level how it works. Which is completely useless if you're doing research. I read a study which stated that around 78% of papers published contain at least a single statistical error and 36% picked the wrong statistical test to use. Have fun teaching Msc students garbage statistics by hand that they will never use since they just open SPSS, R or Python and get an output.

Sad thing is entire degree continues on like this with very easy programming where I wonder what I'm even doing at university and annoying math that isn't practical at all to solve real world problems. Not even the theory is useful, it is really only useful if you want to continue research for a phd and try to make your own original algorithms to handle things. Which I would say maybe 5% of the students are actually interested in. Probably less.

>>11034009
Just write stuff, do research, publish. Might falsify some data if you're publishing something social science related. I see people faking stats and so on all the time, just straight up changing numbers.

>>11034012
Not that anon. My master has 140 enrolled students in it. It's a shitshow and I think I'll drop out of it to pursue another master with more quality. I'm in Europe if I get my degree I'll be paying 14k euro a year instead of the 2k I'm currently paying. And I'm only interested in 1 year masters since I'm just in it for the fancy title and easy migration.

>>11034029
need to work on that f/m ratio bro

>>11033993
How is the math and CS (Informatik) department of ETH? I still can't decide what to study.

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>>11033982
Is it really possible to be as educated as any academic in Harvard or Cambridge just through sheer will power and the internet?

>>11034012
D-PHYS, doctorate

>>11034107
I don't know

>>11033234
hit up Kitchen for breakfast, on the other side of downcity, so good

>>11034122
definitely yes.
>t. studies at Cambridge

>>11034122
Absolutely
You go to a fancy school for the brand name recognition

>>11033483
Based LARPer

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>>11034194
Feels good man
Wanna change the world a bit like elon wish me luck

>>11034232
It's going to be hard
>sheer will power
Don't underestimate this. I would estimate that more that 90% people lack the will power and motivation to actually do that. So naturally, as you are a stranger, I expect you to fail. Good luck anyway though.

>>11033946
Underrated post.

>>11034194
You go for the contacts too

>>11034122
Sure, why not? You need to remember that a lot of the faculty that teaches there wasn't educated there.

>>11033219
meetup at the reddo?

>>11033219
>801-1000
>widely regarded as one of my continent's very best
>ranked behind meme unis from my own country
How is it possible?

mine is 70th, fuck I don´t know how I got here

Mine is 32, based

>>11033979
as someone who studies in a decent uni, and who came from a third world country, its nothing magical

I got a great education too with zero debt. No fucks given.

i say this as a person at a top uni: the average person at every university besides the very tiniest departments is going to be pretty stupid. you can COPE all you want about this, but being in a uni doesn't actually make you worth something. doing shitty pet projects and getting high test scores in high school doesn't require intelligence

>>11033219
mine doesn't exist in this website

:( is it too late for me guys? What am I missing out on by not having gone to a better University?

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>>11034742
Whats up Florida bros

>>11033219
German universities are much higher - those rankings are a US elite circle jerk

>>11035155
Two same numbers

>>11033271
you must be a Bothell nigga.
>>11034029
dangerously based and underrated.

>>11035177
>>11035155
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>>11034742
>77 >55 >42 >42

What could this mean...

>>11034093
>women
>giving a single fuck about technology

I'm not complaining

>>11033219
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>>11033941
WHY MUST YOU SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ALSO COME HERE TO PLAGUE ME FUCK I HOPE YOU ALL DIE KILL YOURSELVES FUCK YOU I HATE ALL YOU YOURE NOTHING

>>11035350
lol

This "ranking" is irrelevant. My university has the JD power award for initial quality so it's not really even a competition.

>>11035181
Seattle, my dude.

I wonder if other students at my uni frequent 4channel (formerly 4chan)

>>11033219
Ach Sören...
Schmücke dich doch nicht mit fremden Lorbeeren sondern erreiche lieber selber etwas ;^)

>>11033941
A fellow Cantabrigian I see?
King's college checking in.

>>11033219
>69
Funny.

>>11034232
Holy yikes. Try having sex first

top 20 or bust.

>>11034124
How competitive is the doctorate program? Objectively speaking, compared to top burger unis like Princeton and MIT (3%~15% admission depending on year and the program). Can't find any numbers published

>>11035603
I live there, and it's shit.
I absofuckinglutely hate how colleges work.
I could unironically autodidactly study law, pass the bar, and be a fucking lawyer. IF I SPENT MY TIME ON THAT. OH BUT HERE'S THE FUCKING CATCH IT'S TOTALLY FUCKIGN FREE.
I fucking hate colleges. I can learn this shit faster, for free, and probably better than some old shit prof who farts during lectures.
I want to see college institutions fucknig burn to the fucking ground.
and all those "lol le epic american spends thousands on what we get free" it's not even about money, it's about how fuckni retarded college is.
Either it's a shitty prof making shitty lectures that I could have just learned from a book and not have to listen to their fuckign whispers or shitty accent, or they teach straight from a fucking textbook.
IM SORRY DID ANALYSIS FUCKIGN CHANGE SINCE IT'S DISCOVERY???
DID DIFFERENTIAL GEOMETRY CHANGE? OH DID NEWTONIAN PHSYCIS CHANGE? OH FUCK DID PRAJEET STOP UPLOADING DAILY PYTHON CONTENT? DID ALL THE WORLD'S LIBRARIES BURN? IS LIBGEN DOWN? FUCK YOU.
they act like these niggas never read a book in their fucking lives. I own writing and writing technique books for reference, I own grammar books for reference. oh and yes I can figure out your MLA online in a few seconds.
biology? oh look a textbook, might as well not read it, "biology for frog poster", and just pay thousands to learn it instead...what's that? the book required is "biology for frog posters"?
This is not capitalism this is fucking usury, and it's fucked up. Trades should have a choice, we're exchanging out fucking lives for this shit? These people are worse than niggers. What's wrong with a few blacks? they just fuck, fight, and steal and not goddamn nearly to the extent that society is fucking YOU in the ASS, fighting you into submission as a little cuck, and stealing your damn soul.

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>>11034029

>No I fell for the better Ponzi Scheme!

>>11035181
Love it there! In CSE

99. Fuck.

Any iowafags?

>251-300

>>11034232
>>11036026
>holy
>yikes
>have sex
Ignore this cringe. I would respect the virgin who changes the world, than the mindless consumer Chad.
(Unless you are socially awkward then it's actually good advice.)

>>11033219
what is it? why dont you use shanghai list?