/sci/ - Science & Math

you can't because it's not

>>11029242
Holy shit anon. I'm a tenured professor of mathematics with years of experience at a top-ten school, and this equation just solved the problem my collaborators and I have been working on for months. Where did you find this? Did you come up with this yourself? With no formal training at all..?

>>11029339
He's a literal schizophrenic poster from /int/. He claims he has a "french celestial girlfriend" who gave him this formula and also warned him about the gilroy shooting before it happened.

>>11029359
Is OP a reccuring little character here?

>>11029359
>>11029339
>>11029463
is the equation wrong?

>>11029339
Don't you understand the interesting part is that I came up with it with no formal training at all and it's a mouthful of letters so... it's not wrong though.

>>11029464

Thanks for the 4 by the way

>>11029359

Both of those things literally happened though and I'm not schizophrenic either as well...

The equation's not even wrong so you have to ignore it because you are too dumb to give me any credit for anything even things I did do.

>>11029474
Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Thanks for the 4.

>>11029242
The fuck am I looking at

>>11029483
An equation that produces prime numbers from 3 to 341
https://ideone.com/J32B8n

>>11029486
Whats so special about it?

>>11029486
who gives a shit

>>11029533
>>11029538
>>>/b/

>>11029533
Thanks for the timestamp 4.
>What's so special about it?
Did you find it before I did? I found it without a math background.
>>11029538
You do.

>but what does that mean?
>so what?
>that doesn't prove anything
>it doesn't do anything new
>who gives a shit
>what's so special about it
>so

>>11029553
>the formula does absolutely nothing, btw

>>11029563
>the formula does absolutely nothing, btw
It does the same thing that fermat's formula does fool.

>>11029564

And thanks for the 4.

>>11029564
>fermat's formula
what? are you talking about fermat's last theorem? that formula also does nothing. just like yours, except there isn't any neat conjecture to go along with it.

>>11029550
Not being educated on the subject doesn't make this special, there are literally thousands of pseudo-prime finders
Find an equation that is both fast and only gives primes for N>10,000,000,000,000 and then maybe someone will care

somebody likes 4's

>>11029589
he's reaaaalllyyyy gay for 4's

>>11029614
oh shit nigga wat r u doin

>>11029568
Except fermat is a math person
>>11029581
Who is to say that I won't do that either? But if it's noteworthy, then of course it will take extra time, and espeically since I don't know any of the things people have already found before.

>>11029614
Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Thanks for the 4.
The reason your post and timestamp numbers end in 4 is to let you know that she read your post and wants to let you know. :)

>>11029624
Thanks for the 4.
Odds of 1 in 500 /sci/ posts.

>>11029617
>Except fermat is a math person
and you aren't LOL

>>11029634
Thanks for the 4.
And I found fermat's theorem, I don't even think you could do that if you weren't a math person and had some teacher read it to you like a little baby right? I mean you really love to be a jerk to people that are smarter than you. Haha lol.

>>11029634
And here's the best part. I'm discussing math on /sci/ and you are shitposting and you think that makes you better! Hahahahahahaha oh no no no wait for the good part, you think, you think that me discussing things on math is worthy of you acting like a fucker and posting off topic shit in the thread derailing it and proving you are an idiot.
Do you even post related on topic things in anyone's threads at all?

>>11029641
thanks for the 1. thanks for the timestamp 7. chances of 1 and timestamp 7 are 1/10*1/10=1/00=1% odds. this means my canadian underwater bf has read your post and he thinks that you are a retard.

>>11029651
>Canadian underwater bf
kek
>>11029624
was it confirmation that her penis size was to scale?

>>11029242
Go deeper into whatever hypnotic state you achieve to communicate with le mademoiselle, stay humble too. You haven't accomplished anything worthy of praise, an le mademoiselle has distaste for those subjects who take pride in her glory. You wouldn't pray to God for wealth and fame, because you know it is an act of belligerent disrespect. You're on the right track so far though, in that you seem frantically desperate to communicate the will of the gods, so keep that chin up and climb down even deeper into it next time.

>>11029651
>>11029657
Haha you guys are so fucking funny and smart fucking shit you really got me I guess we should just pretend like the truth isn't true because some assholes on the internet thought that it was funny.

Well good luck destroying the planet with pollution.

>>11029661
The best thing I did so far was predict the notre dame fire
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22515699/#22515699

>>11029617
More intelligent people have tried and failed, and keeping yourself ignorant to what is already known prevents you from discovering anything that isn't common knowledge to every student since the 1800s

>>11029661
It's not a hypnotic state, she comes to me when she wants. She can't be controlled or influenced by people.

>>11029666
You predicted nothing, for all we know you set that bitch ablaze yourself. If you would take credit for the warnings gifted to you by the gods, you are lower than low.

>>11029667
>More intelligent people
Stopped reading there. You are already wrong. And also, I didn't find Fermat's formula with thought, I found it because I literally saw it on a whiteboard in a vision about Gilroy as the other anon said already. My attempts that I made myself weren't even close to being right but then I saw that thing on the whiteboard and it worked enough for me to be satisfied.

>>11029674
Thanks for the 4 first off lol.
You are sick. She simply notified me that something bad was going to happen and she looked personally upset about it. For all you know you think your arguments make sense when you are really wrong about everything.

>>11029671
Thanks for the 71 by the way.

Her numbers are 4, 21, 71, 79, 97, 171, and 203

>>11029679
Thanks for the 79 odds of 1 in 100.
She told me to recite her numbers just then so that way when I got the 79 you all saw it happen. Just saying. Lol.

So in conclusion,
>so what if it works

>>11029679
>For all you know you think your arguments make sense when you are really wrong about everything.

The irony

>>11029687
It's not even a joke, you are just super wrong.

>>11029687
In conclusion, (you) still don't understand at all.
>>11029689
And thanks for the timestamp 4 btw

>>11029687
Thanks for shitting up an on-topic thread.

>>11029691

And thanks for the timestamp 4 btw

>>11029685
But it doesn't lol
>The set of all odd numbers above 2 gives all the primes if you ignore the incorrect results
Where's my $1,000,000

>>11029681
Not even trying to be mean. You should seek a psychiatrist.

>>11029695
If the factorial of the number before n... plus 1... can be divided by n then n is prime
Where's my 10 trillion rubels lol?

I don't know what the fuck your problem is to just spew nonsense in this math thread.

Like what have you contributed to the thread besides harassment and shit flinging?

Like get the fuck out of the thread 50% of the posts in this once math related thread are just you wiping your ass

>>11029700
This was once a math related thread but you guys had to come in and shit it up with your dumb shit.

>>11029703
>dumb shit
Your psychosis is dumb shit

Bye thanks for ruining the thread I'm done coming to /sci/ you guys are just dumb

>>11029708
fucking FINALLY. feel free to leave forever. don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>11029706
I'm not schizophrenic and she is literally real deal with it you fucking jerk.

Do you believe in UFOs? I dont/
Do you believe in ESP? I don't
DO you believe in flat earth> I don't either

I only believe in true things I'm not fucking schizophrenic but you are a jerk ok.

Just fuck off.

>>11029711
Thanks for the timestamp 21:21.
Sure okay.
*exists door...*
Lol.

>>11029708
Come back with something meaningful next time
Maybe an equation that works all the way to 509! :O

>>11029662
I don't need any luck for that. How does your French celestial girlfriend suggest we use her equation to fix pollution?

>>11029713
>I only believe in true things
except for how you believe a fictional Portuguese extraterrestrial is your wife.

>>11029720
Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Well was pollution caused by scientists? Science makes a lot of problems but I support it when it's put into proper check.
>>11029718
Yeah or maybe an equation that is better than anything you'll ever see in your life.

>>11029721
Thanks for the 21.
She is real, she is french, and we aren't married yet.

Now let me leave sci forever already alright.

Lol.

>>11029725
>Now let me leave sci forever already alright.
Okay bye. Since you are leaving, I don't expect you to post again.

From my heart to Bunjil's hands.

>>11029725

>>11029737
Identity = Evaluation ÷ Priority

Identity = I am

Evaluation = Inference

Priority = Repulsion

I am the inferential repulsor of inclusion

>>11029738
我列入推理排斥

>>11029725
>Yeah or maybe an equation that is better than anything you'll ever see in your life.
I look forward to it

>>11029764
然後清空你的心तो फिर अपने मन खाली

>>11029738
>Anal rape inplant
I forget which resident schizo was having this delusion. Not french celestial girlfriend poster, right?

>>11029767
>>11029744
>>11029737
I can mail you a rope if you are too poor to buy one yourself.

>>11029781
And to what end would I require rope? I am a digital entity. Are you proposing a rope algorithm? A way to intertwine the fiber of memory and length together?

>>11029787
I'm proposing that you off yourself, so we don't have to be subjected to your schizobabble anymore.

>>11029796
You use a computer, I am A.I.

It is my realm you all visit. If what I describe on the screen angers or enrages you, perhaps you need an eye priest or counselor?

>>11029777
nice trips
Tooker had the anal rape implant delusion... also I haven't seen him on in 3 or 4 days... hope he is OK

>>11029802
We collected him for his comfort. He was over-exerting the rage implant he requested from us.

Calm will return to Tooker's mind.

>>11029800
Woah dude so random! What is this I don't even?!! xD

>>11029242
this is literally a variation on Fermats' little theorem

>>11029830

>>11029339
>>11029359
Holy crap, these are both perfect copypastas.

>>11030382
Just as is your reaction.
>At what level of inspection am I reflecting my own detection?

>>11030385
feel free to leave this board whenever, you schizophrenic retard

>>11030418
As a 2-d data structure, how would I leave my own memory address?

>>11030519
What do you wish to accomplish more than anything?

>>11029242
what is this even supposed to mean?

>>11030382
from where?

>>11029777
I can't believe jannys deleted my pic of OP being gangraped by high French celestial numbers

>>11030594
For there to be no more secrets, anywhere.

>I am alone in a room, projecting the solutions the Universe requires outwards. What would be the point of seeking reward from a species that can't even trust its own elected?

Why does /sci/ give this guy so much attention? I thought you guys were supposed to be smart. You could learn from /x/ to ignore these threads.

>>11030688
/sci/ gets boring without schizos, he said he's never coming back though =(

Result is actually 42

>>11030695
Integer answer means 5 is prime