/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11016074
Just before it went down there was a paper posted in about extraterrestrial beings. Not cached but I managed to save this screenshot.

>>11016074
I hope this means Tooker finally got his turn and is currently raping and murdering the entire arxiv staff.

>>11016096
based tooker

>>11016096
Tooker's List:
-a̶r̶x̶i̶v̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶f̶f̶
-Israel
-SA Hooker Anon

>>11016095
>>11016096
>>11017728
top kek thread today, good work bros

I just found out Tooker has a soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/jonathantooker

>>11017871
also... oddly enough one of his two reposted tracks is called solivagance.
possibly the account is created by solivagus, Tooker is solivagus (maybe he's all schizo's on sci) or it's just a complete coincidence

>>11016096
fucking based

>>11016096
Murder is wrongful killing. When I put these people's families to death and then nail their own bodies to crosses for them to die relatively slowly, it will be the Lord's righteous justice, not murder.

>>11017728
>>11017738
blessed is the one who reads my word and believes it

>>11017871
Helene is doing SEO to get my mugshot away from the top of google, for some reason, probably because one of the multiple personalities she pretends to have thinks I might to try go back into wagecuking some day. The fact that they put "solivagance" as as song in that fake profile shows that Helene is in league with my enemies, and she has contracted with my enemies to make make fake content in my name. IRL, that is not my sound cloud.

>>11017877
>or it's just a complete coincidence
I doubt it, strongly

If I had a sound cloud, this would be in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsYvuxmzxX4

>>11018460
is http://jonathantooker.com/ the real deal?

>>11018480
nah. All of that shit is fake. This is real:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1240030/pg1
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread966329/pg1
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ukbz6/i_am_the_anonymous_physicist_featured_in_the/
https://pastebin.com/uHZrB238
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u7Q6o_1559880838

>>11018487
I think it seems your mom cares a good deal for you if she's going through all this trouble to put websites saying what a nice young man her son is and showing off your accomplishments.

>>11018487
>http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1240030/pg1
the time travellers name is John Titor

>>11018505
John Tooker is also a well-known time traveller on the internet. You can find it if you search for it. Titor means "competitor" and I am that. I will be the champion, it was per-ordained to be so.

>>11018607
I'm a fan of the time circuit and I think it's incredibly based you source yourself for most of it.

>>11018879
Then when I go through these threads later to put people's entire families to crucifixion or worse, I will send the save you and bless you and say to them, "This could have been you."

However, please believe me when I say that all of this hinges on you believing me when I say "Stay away from the cities if you want to live."

>>11018923
>I will send the save you
i will send *the angel to* save you

>>11018923
thank you Tooker. my city is in Canada.. so I should be okay right?

>>11018958
Not if there are a lot of people in your city, no. My intention is total nuclear blitzkrieg and then power consolidation in the aftermath. If you want to live, then stay away from the cities. As an estimate, I'd say to stay away from any city on Earth with more than 500,000 people in it. That's just an estimate, so listen to my perfect warning: stay away from the cities if you want to live.

If you have a job in a city, then consider this: Would you rather be dead and homeless, or would you rather be alive and homeless like everyone else during the tribulations that follow the day of my wrath? Think about it: there is no life in the cities, but I will rebuild, and I will make a place for the remnant when the tribulations have passed.

My intention is to use all of the nukes to destroy all of the cities, pretty much. Please believe me if you want to live.

>>11018973
>Please believe me if you want to live.
decline

>>11018984
Then you deserve to die. Either way works for me.

>>11018973
=( well.. here's hoping I see them going off around the states first and have time to get out.

>>11018460
Plz make some music Tooker. Make music video too. Make it good. Not some humour gimmick stuff. I'll even offer to collaborate with you. If you throw some ideas at me I'll try to set them into life. The condition is that you have to sing.

t. musician

>>11018487
>nah. All of that shit is fake.
TOOOOOOOOKER!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!!!!!

YOU NEED TO

[math]\bullet[/math] Make a webpage with all your stuff
[math]\bullet[/math] Become a youtuber.
Make videos where you explain your work to the plebs. Mark your territory as A LION. Cooking tutorials (How to roast your dead prey as a lion). Calculus and LaTeX tutorials to draw in undergrads which will shill your work amongst them.
[math]\bullet[/math] Make caps with infinity hat symbol to sell.
[math]\bullet[/math] Make t-shirts with infinity hat symbol to sell.
[math]\bullet[/math] Make t-shirts with the text "Who edited the talking points?" and your face pixelized to sell
[math]\bullet[/math] Start being nicer to your friends here on /sci/

UNBRAND YOURSELF FROM THE LION.

rebring as the

GENTEL GIANT

i repeat as news again

LION IS THE WRONG SYMBOL
just my 0.5 cent $

spend well
get well

"Mark my advice" in aftervoice.

>>11019159
I actually would buy a Tooker "who edited the talking points?" shirt

>>11019232
See, TOOKÉER? I am coo-rect.

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>>11019232
infinity hat hat, needs to exist

>>11018973
So this is the endgame? You are not actually schizophrenic. This has been an elaborate troll to try to get us to believe this shit so that we go homeless as revenge for making you homeless. Nice try, Tooker.

>>11018973
Turn the other cheek, Jonathan. Don't disappoint God. And no, you are not God, but you might have some Jesus in you. I suppose [math]\frac{\hat{\infty}}{\infty}[/math]. Maybe more? If I actually understood your work I would know how much that is. Not meaning to insult you. Just round it up if you want more Jesus. I believe can grant it. Because yes.

>>11018495
Well... she did leave to me rot in the gutter and the to rot in jail without offering a dime, so what does that tell you? My opinion is that Helene has to present a front of acting with my interests in mind if she wants to be able to continue to steal from me on an ongoing basis. If her true feelings were known, namely that couldn't care less if I died right now, then she would not be able to spread the lie the that she was acting with my proxy as the head of our family. I have also speculated that she pretends, very diligently, to have multiple personalities, and that one of the fake personalities she has conjured cares about me.

So not only did she leave me to rot in the gutter, and not only was she the primary reason why I quit my job, and not only do I think she was the primary reason Israel turned me away, and not only do I think she was the one who expelled me from college because she hates it that I love pussy when she tried so hard to make me into a bottom botch faggot, but my believe is that when I went to the real office real where the real backrooms are located, and they were asking if it was ok to kill me, her exact quote was, "If he dies, he dies."

She only cares about herself, and she loves to be able to pretend like she selflessly cares for me, but in fact she is the rapist who tore up my guts and fucked my whole life, leading directly to 90+% of the problems I had now.

Helene is my rapist. That's the primary relationship between her and I.

>>11019050
I will destroy Israel first, and then I will spread the truth: Who but the Sovereign Lord God has the power to turn that land into a radioactive wasteland that can never be repopulated? At that time, I might not say, "The rest of the cities are about to get it too," but at that time the rest of the cities will be about to get it too. The warning is in the Good Book: God doesn't like cities and he will destroy them.

>>11020600
>And no, you are not God,
I see you have opinion. I also have an opinion. My opinion is that I will be able to change your mind with less than 24 hours of brutal torture, pic related.

>>11020600
>>11021259
and let's be honest here, unless you are some hard-as-nails MK Ultra agent, I could get you to change your mind in less than 60 seconds.

>>11021259
No need to be so hard on yourself, Jon. Let this post wash it all away. See? Much better.

>>11021259