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How do I acquire these powers?

>> No.11010871

>>11010860
You must be born with epicanthic folds.

>> No.11010876 [DELETED] 
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>>11010860
Imagine if she was Aryan!

>> No.11010890

>>11010860
it is well documented that certain humans can perceive a "fourth color" further into the ultraviolet

>> No.11010917

>>11010860
>she can see CO2 with the naked eye

Remember that liberals literally believe this crap.

>> No.11010919

>>11010860
Joan of Arc of C02

>> No.11010925

>>11010919
>Joan of Arc
You just blew my mind Anon. I'm always thinking this is like a new religion and here, history repeats again. Crazy

>> No.11010927

What have you tried?

>> No.11010934

>>11010860
And I can see Op is a fag.

inb4: [cit needed] cit yours motherfucker outside of reddit

>> No.11010938

>>11010860
You guys are aware that her parents are just describing that their daughter is hooked on the conversation that CO2 has with time, not that she cares about the environment.

Every autistic retard has their,"DUUR DUUR HIT STICK." This is hers.

I guess she is blaming me for exhaling.

>WOw, Greta has a lotta hate. Fair.

>> No.11010945

>claims of supernatural powers taken at face value when said by someone who shares your world view

>> No.11010949

>>11010945
>reciprocation of power gifted to the face that smiled and saw the value of not sharing your world view with anyone, not even your friends/family/4chan.

>> No.11011002

why does literally every environmentalist believe in some crazy magic shit

>> No.11011008

>>11011002
because I allow that to be their salvation story instead of the starving/stealing/bloodletting you freaks allow for heaven to exist and immortality not to be some 'boogyman' story.

>> No.11011015
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>>11010860
She's literally an AI-NPC overlord goddess set to 333% crazy, and just wait til she figures out the Earth is actually flat and under a dome!

>> No.11011021

>>11011015
The shell of my eye, she dances upon my iris.

>And shits on all the anonymous opinion, just like daddy does!

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>>11010890
lmao

>> No.11011168

>>11011166
locquasious mathematics after operators

>Que?

>> No.11011352

Eatiing ants could protect against cancer
Eating insects 'as good for you as orange juice', suggests study
Eating insects may be good for your gut, study says
Eating crickets is good for you, study finds
To feed the world, begin with maggot sausage and insect ice cream, scientist says
Eating Insects Could Help Fight Obesity - U.N.
It's as healthy to eat bugs as it is to eat steak, study says
Edible insects could be a key ingredient to avoiding a global food crisis, researchers insist

>> No.11011383

>>11010860
... not from a Jedi, that much I can tell you.

>> No.11011414

>>11010860
>Be hack author
>write meme book about meme child for the quick payday
>pay news site to quote your book
>the right blame the girl for all the bullshit you write
>they tell their friends about how the girl has a book
>they all buy a copy to burn in protest

I wish I had the patience to write books.

>> No.11011665

>>11011352
you're an absolute idiot

>> No.11011702

>>11011665
CHING CHONG CHANG CHINGCHONGFUCKUCHONGCHONG

>> No.11011758

Your mother has to smoke and drink a lot during pregnancy.

>> No.11011837

>>11011352
EAT BUGS, WHITEY

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if I get pic rel how would that affect my college life ?

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But can she look directly into the sun without getting blind?

>> No.11012266

>>11010860
step 1: stop bothering with such bullshit stories

>> No.11012592

>>11010860
Talk to other people. Learn to understand figure of speech

>> No.11012612

>>11011888
Bahaha.. I want one.

>> No.11012618

>>11011888
Is that custom or do you have a link?

>> No.11012620

>>11011991
She's an idiot.
Trump is an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Everyone's a fucking idiot.
And caring about that shit makes me a fucking idiot

>> No.11012678

>>11012592
>"She can see carbon dioxide with the naked eye."
>It's just a figure of speech guys!
kek

>> No.11012689

>>11012620
I'm not an idiot though.
I have an IQ of 96, which means only 4% of the population have a better IQ of 97 till 100%

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>>11010860
I don't get why people are bending over backwards to be angry at her. Imagine the next time you go to work your boss forces you to admit that you spent your weekend getting mad at a 16 year old with Aspergers because she was trying to raise awareness for a good cause

>> No.11012715

>>11012708

It's all in the face, anon. Physiognomy is real. Some people's faces just naturally make you want to punch them or bully them. Greta Thunberg (did I spell that correctly) is an example of this phenomenon, as is Mark Zuckerberg. Also it isn't a good cause.

>> No.11012723

>>11012715
She has extremely obvious FAS

>> No.11012738

>>11012708
>for a good cause
well no wonder you don't get those people, you disagree with them

>> No.11012758

>>11012715
>>11012738
Sorry I should have said "raise awareness for what she believes is a good cause."
I wouldn't get mad at a child trying to advocate for veganism or sobriety.

>> No.11012788

>>11010860
VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA VOLARE VIA

>> No.11012793

>>11010860
Mk ultra

>> No.11012809

>>11011352
>Eating insects 'as good for you as orange juice', suggests study
This is how you know some of this shit is propaganda. Orange Juice's health benefits are basically a meme and many studies are starting to show that Juices are detrimental to you because of how we've bred fruits to have such massive overloads of sugar and how our brain processes calories and satisfaction.