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Boneuck space

NO YOU STUPID. NOT GET A DOCTORATE YOU ARE IDIOT HAHA. NO MONEY YOU ARE DUMB DUMB AHAHA. POOLOOLOOLOOLLOOP

>>11002881
Sorry?

>>11003122
You dare to walk into my office and ask whether or not you should go for a graduate degree in mathematics, and you don't even know what a Boneuck space is?

>>11003138
But, I-

>>11003139
Shut up. You cannot even begin to comprehend the tortuous existence one must suffer in order to begin to gain a basic understanding of the fundamental mathematical concepts used to build a foundation for learning how to begin understanding the most basic of basic mathematical concepts required to fail at getting a PhD in Mathematics. I was born with the knowledge of every mathematical text ever written. I spent every waking moment for the next 30 years studying complex mathematical concepts such as Boneuck spaces, Boneuck topology, Boneuck rings, Boneuck fields, Boneuck vectors and Boneuck algebra. By the time I entered graduate school I have solved every unsolved problem in mathematics which existed up to that point and then discovered many more theorems which changed the foundation of our understanding of the universe. I then proceeded to drop out of graduate school after the first five minutes because my professor apparently thought that my life's work was mere child's play. His name was Boneuck.

>>11003152
I think I can handle it. I got straight A's in my introduction to college algebra course.

>>11003158
Are you out of your damned mind? Get out of my office this instant or I shall make my foot converge to your ass.

Reddit thread
Sage

>>11003163
In the Cauchy sense.

>>11005057
daily reminder that complete metric spaces are a myth and no practical work has ever been done in a complete metric spaces. only countable approximations of said spaces.

t. numerical analyst

>>11003163
>Get out of my office this instant or I shall make my foot converge to your ass.
>>11003158
>I think I can handle it. I got straight A's in my introduction to college algebra course.
>>11003152
>His name was Boneuck.
HOLY SHIT
TIPPITY TIPPITY SUCK MY COCKITY KEK
my fucking sides flew into orbit.
this is funnier than that "live turd" shit on /fit/
Fucking gone bro.
nice, this make my fucking life, I can die now.

I remember watching this in 2013 when I first got to grad school and I was basically the redhead. now I haven't learned anything but I at least have a PhD

>>11003163

YEAH, YOU TELL HIM!

>>11003152
>>11005144