/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10993680
don't fuck it up

>>10993680
Best of luck.

When I did my PhD we used to say that oral exam was better than the alternative...

>>10993680
My advisor smells so I just opted for the anal exam. Good luck with your though.

>>10993680
>on torromow
>any advices
>oral exam and not thesis defense
>complete lack of punctuation and capitalization
Fake.

>>10993680
>oral exam
i had that with your mom last night LMAO

>>10993680
get fucked

>>10993680
You want to be well hydrated (get saliva going), and use some sort of lipstick/lip balm as those are gonna get some work.
Enthusiasm matters, you want to make it seem that this is absolutely what you want to be doing, not that it's a pain. Setting the right tone is essential.

>>10993923
not everyone is from the anglosphere

>>10993923
Careful, he may be your professor one day.

>>10993923
Why do burgers think English is the only language in the world?

>>10993680
just be yourself bro

Here is objectively best thesis defense
>The results of my data speak for themselves fuck off

>>10993993
>>10994091
4chan is an English language website. If you cannot properly read, write, or understand English, than you should not be posting on 4chan. We don't, and frankly shouldn't, accept people who can't correctly communicate in the world's dominant tongue.

>>10994183
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10993993
>>10994091
English is neither my first nor my second language.

>>10994198

>>10993680
Stay hydrated

ITT: Ameritards who only speak one language get angry when someone who speaks at least 3 languages tries his best to communicate with them.

>>10994473
>Ameritards who only speak one language

>>10993680
Go into the bathroom before and look yourself in the mirror and say " I GOT THIS , I AM DID IT and I KNOW MY SHIT"

it will help with your confidence

>>10994183
>If you cannot properly read, write, or understand English
The British will want to have a few words with you...

>>10994530
What if I told you that I was not, in fact, an American? I spell "metre" and "colour" correctly, as an example.

>>10993680
bro just imagine that everyone is naked lmao

>>10993680
>any advices?
Get enough sleep. Avoid alcohol. Stay comfy. And best of luck. Remember to report back how it went.

>>10994469
Holy shit. I thought you were trolling but you legitimately don't know. I don't know why everyone's hates you. Americans are hilarious. Or should I say hilarios?

>>10993680
Use pheromones

>>10994183
>than you should
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO CONFIDENT ANGLOBROS

>>10993680
Speak loudly and clearly. Don't sound like you're unsure about what you say. If you're presenting, stand up straight and keep a confident look. Hands out of your pockets, look at whoever is listening to you in the eye. Be ready to field questions, and anticipate what may be asked of you so you can quickly answer them.
Try your best not to slur words or say "uh", "um", or other filler-type words. Once or twice isn't that bad, but you're doing it every sentence, it becomes obvious and very annoying. Don't half-explain things ans then cut off to explain something else only to return to what you had started explaining. If you need to preface something so that you can explain fully, do that first, not in the middle of an ongoing explanation.
If you get cottonmouth, bring some water. You probably won't lose anything for taking a sip here and there, but you will definitely do worse if you can barely talk.
Other than that, try to stay relaxed while still being professional, dress appropriately (wear a suit or something very formal), and do your best.