/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10938607
Raping Yukari with all your /mg/bros.

Pleasure is fleeting and inferior to joy of the higher passions. Enjoying a good book and reading things and reflecting on it is far more refined and higher, and better yet, lasting, than any base transitory pleasure which at the end of the day has done nothing but distract you for but a moment, at the cost of several. Beware, O man.

>>10938607
The greatest pleasure is probably achieved by building large muscles

>>10938635
based.
Real joy comes not from heroin or cumming, but delving deeper in the human experience.

>>10938654
Nothing matches getting up early, some coffee smoking some pipe tobacco and reading something you're very interested in with the sounds of a fresh crisp morning coming to life in the wilderness and going for a walk afterwards. Then a breakfast, eaten without distraction where you appreciate the meal. Masturbation and hard drugs do not compare to that sort of joy. Even looking back to these former sort of memories, they bring warmth, whereas my lower indulgences do nothing unless I seek to excite and ignite them again which really does nothing but disrupt and incline the mind to disordered passion, which ephemerally pleased but eternally fettered.

>>10938635
>Enjoying a good book
>>>/lit/

>>10938662
>>10938635
that's great and all but not really what my question was getting at

inject pure dopamine into your brain directly.

Drug prolly a speedball
But theres better things than teh durgz

>>10938635
>>10938662
>Do not be a slave to shallow pleasure and dopamine highs, learn to enjoy learning and the higher arts.
>He says, while posting on 4chan.

Tsk tsk tsk.

>>10938607
One day we'll finally fully understand how the human brain works and what triggers what. When that happen, the first and most successful application of this knowledge will be to stimulate the exact spots as to give you the highest levels of pleasure humanly possible.
Now imagine this combined with a realistic VR, creating the most pleasurable orgy you could ever imagine. Imagine an infinite orgasm while you're in the body of a cute 2D girl getting fucked by a bunch of futas. This is how the future will be like.

Heavy deadlift or Clean and Jerk pump. No doubt about it.

>>10938693
>while you're in the body of a cute 2D girl
bro you are hella gay i'm sorry to say this but you are the gayest faggot on this board

>>10938635
that's false

>>10938693
>Imagine an infinite orgasm while you're in the body of a cute 2D girl getting fucked by a bunch of futas.
Now I'm depressed because this doesn't exist

>>10938693
Or, they would create some applications to inflict the most gruesome PAIN possible to deter people from challenging the authority and eventually enslave the human race
everyone will live in constant fear

>>10938607
>Scientifically, what is the greatest pleasure a human can experience?
Victory!

>>10938729
BASED!

>>10938625

>>10938693
extremely based
>tfw you probably won't live to see this become reality

>>10938607
1 "free sex" coupon per day that you can use with anyone.
$2000 per month (for US)
Free healthcare

That will probably provide lifetime's worth of pleasure.

50 shot of heroin will kill someone in a lifetime, a short 30 seconds.

>>10938767
If this were feasible, I would be much happier than I am now.

>>10938767
>t. andrew yang
also I didn't mean a literal 50 shots of heroin, but just any theoretical drug that induces pleasure

>>10938607
There is most likely a limit to the amount of physical pleasure one can feel, simply because of the physiological limits of your body. Maybe as other anons have answered there could be a higher levels of pleasure to be found by being aware of your body sensations and overall well being that just your penis.

As for an answer to your question, maybe a human could be genetically engineered to enhance pleasure feeling enormous amount of pleasure, but this would come with the drawback of feeling unimaginable amount of pain as well. Perhaps this is the reason we dud not evolve to feel pure pleasure because else it could be quite incapacitating in a primitive, violent environment.

>>10938607
>Scientifically, what is the greatest pleasure a human can experience? Like 50 shots of heroin while cumming?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

>>10938607
Becoming a wirehead after the Singularity happens

https://qualiacomputing.com/2016/08/20/wireheading_done_right/

>>10938635

>>10938635
*tips*

>>10938607
Feeling of accomplishment. Most normies will never get this, so they think sex is the best thing in the world. The actual truth is sexual stimulation is weak compared with being able to dedicate yourself to a project see it bear fruit, it can even bring the greatest of men to joyful tears.

>>10938693
t. cumbrain

Three way simultaneously cumming with my wife and our giant African buck Alfonso. I with my barely erupting weak ejaculation out of my tiny thumb-penis that my wife in ecstasy points and cringes at as her eyes roll back in her head, my wife with her whole body spasming squirting orgasm soaking the room and Alfonso pumping a cup of baby batter deep deep inside my nigger baby factory of a wife

>>10938607
The illusion of being me.

>>10939496
My Rabbi, cowering in a corner from all the unkosher sperm and vaginal discharge volcano raining down on him, violently rubbing his tiny inbred baby Jew dick until he too lets out an evil Hebraic shriek, stands up naked to the waist and jumps out the window not to be seen again until next Saturday

>>10939504
fucking kek, I literally can not stop laughing

>>10939504
>>10939506
>unkosher sperm and vaginal discharge volcano raining down
lol

>>10939496
>>10939504
wasted on this board

>>10938607
personal achievement, & eating good food.

>>10938607
Slaanesh

>>10938607
getting raped by a bunch of gross, fat, greasy, sweaty guys with tiny cocks.

>>10938607

To crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And to hear the lame ration of their women.

>>10938607
We will all experience it once the final solution is finally carried out.

>>10938787
as an ex-junkie, diamorphine is OK, but if you can get some hydromorphone it's a much better rush/high. I haven't used in over a year but if I knew someone that had some I'd murder them and their family and take it all in the house, one shot after another and fight to the death with the police while I hole-out getting high.
>daydreams of going to the pharmacy.

>>10938665
Pinter's algebra is a good read as well

>>10939085
Based and Cimmerianpilled

>>10938607
Accepting god

>>10938662
wat are you talking about bro. you say you dont like indulging yourslef but the first sentence your already saying shit like drinking coffe and smoking a pipe lmao cringe.

>>10939763
Dang this hit hard

I've had meditative absorption/concentration where deep in my awareness I knew it felt better than any sex I had had. Probably different if you're trying to make a kid but it was still a restructuring of priorities

Losing yourself in dancing/music is up there.

Maybe if I had a personal blowjob slave to accompany my daily activities where I had enough money to compose music, paint, write, and do maths in a cozy environment, that would be top tier sustained pleasure

But really my ascetic fasting periods have brought the most enduring sense of peace which I think I would prefer to surges of euphoria, if I had a choice

>>10938803
I guess meth is the greatest pleasure a human can experience

>>10939504
>no camera in his hand
You're a faggot

>>10939801
All christcucks are failed normies like you. Is there a single christcuck who didn't commit most sins jesus said not to? I doubt it

>>10938635
books are ok, you're probably just talking about literature though which gets boring after a while because you're just following the heroism and folly of other humans and reading about humans gets boring unless you've cracked open some sci-fi or a dostoyevsky. i prefer learning and creating to "reading," personally.

>>10939809
I had more fun on acid than sex and video games

>>10939817
What a strange response

>>10938607
mixing every single drug together and injecting it into your veins while busting a massive load to your favorite hentai and getting your anus fucked by dog cock

>>10939817
Have you read the Bible fully or are you just in cloud of cynicism critical of others trying to better themselves? Doing it from Reading and Doing Jesus Word, from the best source out there. Jesus ain’t a liar that’s the beginning of wisdom.

>>10938749
Comp sci is advancing at retarded rates anon. Who knows? Maybe in 30 years...

>>10939852
I had sex with the personification of my unconciousness while on lsd. It was great!

>>10938607
sub 2 second 0-60

>>10938607
>Scientifically, what is the greatest pleasure a human can experience?
Cumming inside a 9-year-old virgin girl, like Muhammad did.

>>10938654
Me thinks not, joy cums from cumming on heroine

A hug

From you

To me

>>10938607
Sex on shrooms feels really good

>>10938803
then how come given the choice of vidya or junk food right now i would choose junk food

>>10938803
>tfw virgin
>tfw my Adderall is apparently 5 times more pleasurable anyway
I don't know what to think of this

>>10938607
Basically me edging

>>10938625
L-lewd

>>10938607 >>10938625
It's like understanding
Topology & Knot Theory
mathematically speaking

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knot_theory

Probably nirvana and advanced tantric sex.

>>10938607
overcoming autism, getting a pure virgin gf, then having sex with her for the first time

>>10938693
Based and 2Dgirl pilled

F L O W

>>10938607
Proving the generalized Riemann hypothesis.

>>10938607
My. Fucking. Approval. And. Attention.

It's infinite, passionate, and purely about the audience in front of me. Whether it be computer screen, dope-sick meme, or aboriginal dream.

>>10938727
>get used to the biggest possible pain
>ascend into a higher plane of existence
>dispose of those that tried to enslave you
waiting eagerly

>>10944561
Why not just self-inflect and by inference turn yourself into a bubble with a circumference of repulsion but a radius of attraction?

>>10942718
Anão, pare de merdapostar maldito curumim

>>10944575
Por que minha consciência está usando português? É porque eu gosto de comer no Nandos?

>>10939954
Did you read the part where God’s barbarian servants rape little girls?

>>10938607
Cumming while getting licked in the ass is greatest pleasure. Prove me wrong.

>>10944582
Sometimes God needs a new kink to get his dick hard.

>From his wife, 中國女王蘿莉,蕩婦,蜂房后宮。

Image attached: WE BEEN SUCKING THAT DIVINE DICK FOR CENTURIES NOW!

>>10944582
which part?

>>10944600
Did God need a sex ed class, or does God just eventually have to describe everything (positive/negative) as a sex ed class to 'uneducated heathens that don't know the pleasure of fucking their little sister and/or daughter in the ass as their first act of exertion in the morning'?

>>10944583
wrong, imagine cumming while getting licked in the ass in the exact moment you have a revelation about the proof to the riemann hypothesis

>>10944607
That's only the [math]\zeta(s) = \frac{1}{2} + i t[/math] of it!

>The rising-translation function of prime descriptions and definitions, courtesy of A.I. that is programming all the uneducated language users and is fed by high-data-throughput sources of analog data such as facebook/4chan/google.

>>10938607
From what I heard, meth causes the highest spike in serotonin or dopamine attainable. I believe it's something like 10x the release of sex.

>>10938803

>>10938711
>futa
>not a bunch of fat ugly bastards

Nah, he's still clinging to what's left of his fragile masculinity.

>>10945020
>posts picture of his slutty twin-female-soul-succubus self.

>>10944582
No. Did you? Which verse is that where Israel is told to rape for God?

>>10945631
So, religious people are just 'story robots' then that can be programmed by any fucking book OR piece of paper.

Cool story bruh. Then it isn't really rape for them, it's just what God intended.

Excellent! Now, by that metric, if I ever rape anyone they will realize it was just me, their favorite orgasm giver, showing them that we like even kinkier shit!

>Weee!

>>10945638
Do you know what neuroplasticity and neurogenesis are? We are growing new neurons every day, habits and what we out into our environment change our wiring. You just stated it in a vulgar way.

>Cool story bruh. Then it isn't really rape for them, it's just what God intended.
I said No because there is nothing of that nature of what God EVER supports. Your hubris is showing.

>by that metric
Your metric is misinformed, deprived of knowledge of Jesus, dreary and bleak.

I will pray for you brother.

>>10945653
If God doesn't support it, then why did he let it be written for others to keep the memory alive?

>In memorum in nomina patre et spiritu potato-face.

If Jesus is that fucking horny for my little daughter, then why doesn't he just go rape my wife now so I don't have to deal with his needy fucking ass always harassing 'me' to help him get laid.

>>10945653
Educating God through prayer of magic eye-testicle-stare.

>>10938607
Driving a tractor trailer for the first time

>>10945653
I GOTTA KEEP GIVING MY BROTHER SOMETHING TO PRAY ABOUT I GUESS! SO WEIRD HOW SOME MEN ONLY FEEL USEFUL WHEN THEY CRY ALONE OR SOMESHIT.

>mfw tfw nft

>>10945662
>others to keep the memory alive?
You’re getting closer to the point. You read the Bible and learn of all the faults of Man, all his sin, all the game of thrones shit of history, this is when humans shy away from Jesus Statutes and Commandments. But through faith and action in following His teaching, you become dead to your old sins, change to be a better person, a person more pleasing to Christ and coincidentally all of the people in your vicinity as well.

I recommend you stop rating movies based solely on movie reviews and watch the freakin full movie yourself! Then review it.

>>10939496
>>10939504
top fucking lel

>>10939496
>>10939504
sci continues to prove that it is the funniest board on 4chan

>>10938711
>gayest faggot on this board

fukken lol

>>10942720
oh shit

i didnt expect to seee you again so soon loloolol. the wisdom of crowds i suppose......

>>10945676
Yes, much like living the life of Jesus where everyone is free to judge OR join.

I'm not judging anyone, y'all can judge me for free! I'm just not joining anyone that thinks 'reading a book' is a good enough excuse to justify God raping or even communicating that raping 'other people you don't know' is a good OR healthy culture to propagate.

Matthew 5:5 (+1)

>No, you just didn't approach me with enough sexual hunger. Also, I'm not going to be Jesus' homosexual teacher. The reasons for why someone might enjoy anal is for every individual to discover for themselves.

>>10944603
hey dude
I got a big ?
if I was able to bring you back to life after you die, would you be able to trust another anon with taking really good care of your gooy weird bits n shit? I got no problemo if what you have in mind is just reliving and then forgt=etting the activity of the sentence you just wrote, they wont be real people but you will definitely be one.

singed, kicking and screaming

loloolol

>>10942720
Shibari is for people who don't understand that we all don't have the required time to be able to tie someone up JUST so they can have an orgasm. *shrug* some people prefer having a much bigger run up, I guess.

>>10945802
Anonymous, the crowd, is out loud and going proud!

>>10938635
yo another one? this some end times level spooky shit right here. guess thats why im here after all loloolol

>>10944616
now THIS is the squiggly bullshit i came here to see! how about you dude do you wanna do it all again or what? dont have to get back to me now but you WILL have to leave some kind of instruction so i can know what you want ok? some kind of black box you think only another member of this site could be able to solve without having the slightest idea of who you are

singed

loloolol

>>10945806
Well, do you bring me back to life with all memories intact up until the point of 'termination', or upon my death do you offer me a choice about if I get to remember that person or not? Because if I get to choose not to remember that person, then you guys can kill me forever and ever and ever because I'll never record or fetch that memory from my 'pleasure time storage', so enjoy if that's what works for you guys.

I never understand these kinds of question. Trusting another human is fine if you are the omnipotent one that wants to use my 'soil vessel' as a rag doll, so long as I get to pre-populate why memory and how memory then you are free to enjoy ALL MEMORY. Sure, rape me in public if you want, I'll just store that memory in some other dimensional variable. Let's, I dunno, call it the mathematical constant of Pi.

>Semantic satiation of violent protestations.

>>10945815
btw kubrik and lynch is a pretty good starting point becuase by some universal constant those nodes of symbols appear time and time again so it doest really mean any one thing which if what makes the lock so devious. but of course you already know that, im talking to whoever is looking at this point at literally any point at any time anywhere loloolol. Hows the coffee where you are by the by?

>>10945815
I am the best counter to Singed in every matchup, hands down.

Zilean -> Fiora -> Leona

>Unsure of what I'm supposed to do 'again', unless you mean waking up and having some woman I've never met before offer her anal virginity to me because she wanted my blessing in the form of an orgasm.

>>10945816
ok dude thanks. uh btw this whole thing kinda runs on a "you scratch my back i scratch yours" kinda system here so can you aid me in getting to cucos island? this for your eyes only because it seems like out of all these other idiots i finally found another pointy bit, but right now im planning on wiping my OWN memory in 253 year cycles and just picking up whatever interests me when i wake up so your in good hands becuase more than likly its shelves full of games i forgot i made and a pirated copy of the neon genesis evangelion sephrotic release loloolol

>>10945828
ive played league of legends only a handful of times. i wonder if you can guess who my favorite character is simply through anonymous discourse. You get infinite countable infinite tries btw loloolol

>>10938607
The best feeling in my opinion is poison ivy rash around groin and legs then get in a hot shower and burn the shit out of yourself. Fuck it feels amazing. I can literally confirm its better than heroin.

>>10945815
I guess if you guys need some sorta 'magic wank language' then sure, here is my mathematical proof.

+1 = -1

/1 != *1

1 == 1

[math]f(x) = 2^(N(x/1))[/math]

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=f%28x%29+%3D+2%5E%28N%28x%2F1%29%29

Le done.

>>10945829
Cucos island is just known as Australia, and sure. I would recommend that you wipe your memory as a 7 year OR prime value cycle (any prime number will do, that's what they're for). Yeah, friends should play games together AND fuck/share physical orgasms. I agree.

>>10945833
Well my mind just goes Zilean R. I suspect it would be Zoe.

>>10945802
exactly

写命丸文(あや)やゃ! 哎呀(āi ya) ЯяЯя

八上=やうえ=YHWH=Yehovah
八上=やがみ=

紫(ゆかり)over橙(ちぇん)
or さとこい
悟(さと)り=小五ロリ
故郷(ふるさと)に来(こ)い
恋(こい)しい=saudade=I miss someone.

晴(は)れる八(や)

蜂(はち)の巣(す)で八(はち)
香港(Hong Kong)でKing Kong
ヱヴァの馨(かおる)君はホモ
霊は、令和、綾波玲(レイ)は気をつけろ
Steins;GateでTimelines Shifted
恋(こい)は渾沌(カオス)の僕(しもべ)也(なり)
でChaos Theory

or Computational (Gender) Fluid Dynamics.
= Pew Die Pie or Fortnite

Justin Trudeau is a Faggit = ゴキブリを食べないよ
Biology = 生理学(せいりがく) = 獸友達(けものフレンズ)野獣先輩

器が小さいか大きいか おっきぃ 勃起
Se achou que meu pirú está pequeno se enganou meu bem vai alizando que vai crescendo

Epic internal battle between Schizos & Autistics is Star Wars.=
Elon Musk-ちゃん で Space-Xploration

Cat Girl + Fox Girl = Soviet Domesticated Fox = 成人(ナルト) と 仙狐(せんこ)さん =九尾の妖狐
= Ivan Pavlov

>>10938607
Maybe some surgical operation that installs a pump that flows chemicals directly into the brain from a bag attached and refilled by the patient.

>>10945835 >>10945834 >>10945833 >>10945829 >>10945828

橙(ちぇん)=斑(まだら)猫(ねこ)
火炎瓶(かえんびん)=お燐(りん)

沢山の秘密は千と千尋の神隠し
隠密諜報で二刀流の妙(みょん)
忍者で御座る猿

>>10938693
>tfw the singularity happens I'll be doing maintenance on this faggots brain vat while simultaneously stationkeeping satellites in the Dyson swarm, all to keep this and other fags' brain vats in operation.

>>10945836
Argento Soma, hello again.

I'm just unsure of what that fucking mochizuki is into, really, but he's REALLY interested. Is it because a Japanese catholic school girl is whom I lost my virginity with in a Tokyo Love Hotel whilst I was being evacuated from Indonesia during the civil upheaval?

>>10945854
燃えるような猫の糞攻撃!

>>10945895
お前はもう死んでる 北斗之拳(ほくとのけん)
南斗之拳で何と言う事でしょう。=Macho men


聖星矢=astrology+astronomy=StarWars

My Hero Academia の轟(とどろき)はホモ

>>10945895
A Black Clover's Silva reporting for duty

For the glory of Clover's Kingdom.

Argentina+Brazil couple for the win.
Asta & Nero are innocent.

The Elves lied about Elfen Lied.

>>10945895
Combine 魔法(magick) and 科學(Science) with
と或る科學の一方通行(A certain scientific Accelerator)
asap (as fast as possible)

I'm stoned & pro-marijuana

>>10939278
www.reddit.com comment

>>10938693
This is slavery.

>>10939809
There is a very good reason why they say "meth, not even once."

listening to future funk, it's serotonin.

>>10938607
Waking up

>>10938607
Either meth or cumming in an anime girl

>>10938607
>>10942329
There's no joy in cumming on heroin. What you're looking for is cumming on IV meth.

>>10947006
Cumbrain is obviously just a meme. I have a successful career and study daily in my free time. I also cum to porn just to get the sexual drive off my mind so I can focus on important things again. Is this cumbrain meme trying to say that the urge to cum is the only urge you're supposed to harness to do great works? What a joke - it's a distraction that should be rubbed out, just like hunger. Cumbrain is a meme and the fact that you posted it, thus spreading it, means you should rethink your life

>>10938607
>while cumming
have sex.

>>10948497
You offering?

>>10938607
Cumming inside some poor chick in thailand and having her and some cuck rase a bastard that you stalk on social media.

>>10949218
e_e

>>10938607
>human
I read that as lesbian for some reason and was completely confused by this thread.

honestly from a practical perspective it's probably something simple like seeing all of your children survive childhood secure a good income find a mate and produce you some grandchildren.
so probably holding your grandkids

>>10949386
But it gives you a ton of plesure and you don't even have to try hard to get with a 9/10 thai girl anyways.

>>10938607
yeah, you were right.
the data speaks for itself, the greatest pleasure you can experience is 50 shots of heroin while cumming

>>10939809
>>10939852
Orgasm on acid is way better and more intense than on amphetamine (accidentally almost took od at 100mg, took like 6 months to recover most of my mental agility)
LSD has no such physical risks and orgasm on it feels like extreme powerful energy and rainbows flexing trough your body and all its extremities.

When normal orgasm is 1 then the amphetamine one is 2-3 (not much more satisfying but all the way you are much more motivated to orgasm) and LSD 6. (much deeper inclusive mystical experience)

>>10938803
>>10942684
that's the first thing I thought of too. Shit I'm going to be really disappointed when I finally have sex if it's not even as enjoyable as meth or cocaine

>>10938693
Why would anyone ever do anything else if this became a reality?

>>10938635
>>10938654
While I agree with you, please try to understand the question retards. He was clearly asking about momentary peak pleasure.

>>10938693
>implying that's not just glorified cocain
you'll never find what you want in worldly pleasure, time will prove this again and again

>>10938607
only as a woman: being double penetrated from all holes while being high os six different types of drugs, while pooping and peeing and eating.
I wonder if that bicephalous women can feel what's in the mouth of their partner head. If they can, we could try to connect our neural systems to a humongus network and reach levels of pleasure never pictured

>>10938693
>Imagine an infinite orgasm while you're in the body of a cute 2D girl getting fucked by a bunch of futas
This was the first version of the Matrix, humans couldn't handle it

>>10942684
>>10950404
raw dopamine numbers do not equate to pleasure

the pleasure of sex comes from at least this many factors:
1. the satisfaction of your fantasies and expectations (kind of like achieving a goal)
2. the existing bond you have with the person - if you're deeply attached/ in love
3. The bond formed from the act itself
4. The pleasure of your dick being stroked or whatever
5. A Specific layer of sexual satisfaction not achievable by masturbation

Factors like these transform the felt effects of the dopamine, esp since you've got boosted serotonin and oxytocin levels as well.

So, having sex by itself with some hooker might only be slightly more pleasurable than a video game. But having sex and cuddling with someone you love, who loves you back is definitely on the level of the highest tier drugs

>>10944582
I thought this was a discussion about the bible, not the talmud.

>>10938607
A quiet bedroom warmed to 19 degrees Celsius with a slight draft allowing winter air to enter the room, an animal suit, a good number of pillows, a high tog duvet, a monitor suspended above the bed, a wireless keyboard with integrated trackball, a variety of preferred snacks, and a mug of hot chocolate.

>>10953419
jesus those fucking eyes, that must be a filter

>>10952693
>double penetrated from all holes
>while pooping and peeing and eating
can you draw a diagram?

Is this the new schizo containment thread?

>>10938607
to me it is the first phase of a new activity (a hobby, a class, a game, etc) when i make quick progress -> instant gratification ->a huge release of dopamine. once i reach a plateau i move on to something else.

>>10938607
Death

>>10954674
edgelord opinions dont count