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10941367 No.10941367 [Reply] [Original]

Everyone will avert your gaze and you will become the prime dominant alpha male

>> No.10941371 [DELETED] 

No, you will eventually meet someone who will return your faggot stare and you'll end up feeling like the little bitch you actually are. Unless you truly are willing to fight to the death with your bare hands. But it is unlikely you are that strong.

>> No.10941379

>>10941367
>Everyone will avert your gaze and you will become the prime dominant alpha male
You're just gonna look like a tremendous faggot. People will avoid you because you're a faggot. If that's alpha to you then have a ball.

>> No.10941418

>>10941379
yea say that to me when im givin you the crazy look, HAHA LOSER

>> No.10941422

>>10941418
*shoots you*
*tells police you threatened to kill me and i was defending myself*
*police believes me because you act like a crazy fuckwad*

Welcome to America bucko.

>> No.10941451

>>10941422
I cannot imagine a type of crazy and scary look that would justify self-defense with witnesses, you cannot explain to me how facial gestures can communicate the message "im going to kill you" kek, there is no such facial expression

>> No.10941454

>>10941451
I don't have to justify it to you, my lawyer Mike Goldberg will justify before the court that I am innocent of all charges, that's what I pay him for. G-d bless.

>> No.10942098
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10942098

>>10941454
Ok tough guy then I summon Thanos Gauntlet and crumble the courthouse and force the judge to rule in my favor

>> No.10942133

>>10942098
>force the judge to rule
Doesn't work. You can't crumble a structure without also destroying its administrator. This is why the groundskeeper was such an important character in Harry Potter.

>> No.10942136

>>10942133
cringe

>> No.10942139

>>10942136
Point being that if you're crumbling a courthouse, you're nullifying the judgments that would have occurred in it. There's no two ways about it.

>> No.10942142

>>10941367
If you're off-putting, people at you're office will find an excuse to have you termed. Won't even be a conscious decision necessarily, but in general you tend to be less forgiving and more critical of the work and behavior of people who look weird or bother you, and going out of your way to have an abrasive image is only going to maximize your chances of others working against you.

>> No.10942375

The thing is.
People who are scary just naturally look scary. People who act scary look like kids who watch too much anime and do fake laughs.

>> No.10942957

>>10941367
Do you have autism or something? That's not gonna compensate for your social retardation you know.

>> No.10942964

>>10942098
>>10942133
>thanos
>harry potter
stop posting for a few years, kiddos

>> No.10943322

>>10942142
i'm not office
but in all seriousness this is a good post.
one could be off putting in ways they're not aware of or in ways that could be too late to change before you become the problem. the black sheep. the scapegoat.

>> No.10943742

>>10942142
This happened to me.

>> No.10944283

>>10941367
The alpha in relation to which group? If you always look crazy and scary then people will avoid you, except some really psycho women.

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>>10942957
to be honest I make different types of faces looking at people in the eyes to see how they react for my own comical amusement and analysis

>> No.10945054

>>10941367
based i am doing this for a few years know i feel alpha as fuck when i pass by girls they start laughing my alpha energy makes people happy