/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10928040
Unironically more attractive than actual abbos

Is the closest living species next to humans? If not what is?

>>10928052
more or less. Chimps and Bonobos are basically the same thing.

>>10928040
Too often you think a girl has got nice tits, only for her to take off her bra and it looks like that

>>10928049
I don't like them either, but that's a yikes from me

Would you /sci/?

>>10928213
Go for small tits.

>>10928301
Hell no.

>>10928213
I can't say that happens often to me, no. And I hazard the guess it doesn't happen often to the vast majority of 4ch readers.

>>10928323
this

>>10928040
Probably pretty close, other than how the hips articulate, making the stance too bow-legged. And the legs are a bit short.

>>10928338

>>10928301
Yeah. Idk why people act like they wouldn't. Look at those arms.

>>10928301
I've read about one too many chimp attacks to ever put my dick near one.
Lady orangutan have been known to make sweet sweet love to people lost in the jungle though.

>>10928301
Nah, I don't like black chicks

>>10928040
1.5 million years, bare minimum. Because that's how long it took sahelanthrpus to become australo.

Bonobos evolving isn't interesting to me because it's just watching humans evolve again. I'd rather watch gorillas evolve into humanoids.

>>10928040
those fuckin eyes man

>>10929700
What'd you say, ol' chap?

>>10928881
But it would be hard to stop her if she was demanding it. You'd do better to comply.

>>10928881
I'm pretty sure that's forced prostitution, and they shaved it

>>10928049
Don't talk bad about your mum, son.

>>10928040
I don't know, let's ask the BBC.

>>10930068
>dis
KEEEK

Interesting that this animal in op pic seems to be black and white in different locations.

if humanity goes tits up they'll just take over our niche and evolve into crypto humans.
They're stone age "people" so to speak.

>>10930613
>They're stone age "people" so to speak.

this is how i've always thought of the non-human great apes. that is, as early "cavemen". a vision into our past as a species.

>>10930613
>>10930630
But maybe having a thumb on your foot makes further evolution unnecessary.

>>10930849
we used to have them too, no use when you aren't swinging branches.

>>10928040
Australopithecus is, basically, just a chimp/bonobo with slightly changed proportions and hips because they were fully bipedal. Chimps/bonobos can do it but it’s uncomfortable

>>10928881
Bonobos aren’t like chimps behaviorally. They’re passive and hyper-sexual, so if you whipped your dick out they’d be interested

>>10930999
I would find use for them.

>>10930613
They have all the requirements but I don’t know if the selection pressures could ever take place for them that created hominids. Maybe if escaped chimpanzees lived in abandoned human cities

>>10931027
they just need to reach plains where upright locomotion is necessary.

>>10930266
Even more interesting is no human has skin that black either. Only brown.

>>10930999
>we used to have them too
This is strangely difficult to confirm.
Who is this "we?"

>>10928040
Only the realest niggas will immediately defer to the human chromosome 2, telomere to telomere translocation event as the true moment when humans diverged from a common ancestor with great apes. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/21232357_Origin_of_Human_Chromosome_2_An_Ancestral_Telomere-Telomere_Fusion

tl;dr
Great apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes, and we have the same chromosomes except two are stuck together, leaving us with only 23 pairs.

>>10931237
>Who is this "we?"

Presumably, he is referring to animals that are our ancestors but not the ancestors of chimpanzees.

>>10931256
Humans are great apes

>>10931250
So. Are we like Down syndrome monkeys?

>>10931478
Down syndrome is a chromosome duplication, and not due to chromosomes combining.

>>10931250
>The primary difference is that humans have one fewer pair of chromosomes than do other great apes. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and other great apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes. In the human evolutionary lineage, two ancestral ape chromosomes fused at their telomeres, producing human chromosome 2.
Didn't know about this. That's fascinating. Do you study this area?

>>10931521
No I just had an extremely based and blackpilled evolutionary biology professor who handed us this article to fuck with all the chimped out creationist retards in the class.

>>10931614
Where the fuck did you go to school? You have a significant amount of creationists?
They had to go to an evolutionary biology class?!

>>10931618
All three of my lab partners in O. chem were creationists who believed the story of Noah's Arc and every other narrative in the bible as being completely true and literal. U of A&M in Commerce
(East Texas/ Bible belt)

>>10931626
>All three of my lab partners in O. chem were creationists who believed the story of Noah's Arc and every other narrative in the bible as being completely true and literal.

Holy shit

>(East Texas/ Bible belt)

Oh that explains it.
How does one go through evolutionary biology and organic chemistry classes and maintain those beliefs? Not only do we have things like Human Chromosome 2 but we also have retroviruses, transposons, macroscopic vestigial structures like nictitating membranes, and the remains of the gene that allow other mammals to synthesize Vitamin C rendered inactive by an ancestral mutation.

>>10931678
Lmao I know, it's amazing how people are just totally unaffected by any fact that clearly contradicts their beliefs.

Still lurking but too smart for me her. Educate me!!

>>10931826
I wish it was that simple bud. If you can read scientific literature with proficiency, you have a small chance of achieving pleb tier understanding. It takes decades of commitment and lots of free time to get educated.

>>10928040
Australopithecus anamensis
https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/08/early-hominin-skull-fills-in-a-major-gap-in-the-fossil-record/

>>10931517
so they are Down syndrome humans?

>>10931229
How about these girls?

>>10934384
>>10931229
Yeah, I was gonna say to Anon. I've seen some pretty damn black people. One guy was so black, I confronted him and congratulated him on his blackness. He shook my hand and now, I am down with the homies.

>>10928213
I like floppy tits as long as her face is good
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b540bfd49902

>>10934426
Did you give him your wife?

>>10934426
Kek on a side note is there a reason for why the skin on the girls is so black compared to surrounding populations?

>>10931026
Imagine the footjob from a girl with toe thumbs.

>>10928062
Chimps became Jews (evil). Bonobos became Blacks (promiscuous).

>>10930068
Stuff like this literally blows my mind. The BBC has a "pidgin" translation. This is insane on so many levels. I can't help but smirk, slack jawed, and wide eyed. My brain can not comprehend this level of retardation acceptance. Anyone who doubts Clown World needs only read the news on the BBC, in pidgin, to become a believer. White people are completely out of their minds

>>10935827
Holy shit. I can't believe this exists either. Was the BBC hacked??????

"Researchers don discover one nearly complete 3.8-million-year-old skull of early human ancestor wey dey like ape for Ethiopia.

Wetin dem don torchlight so far dey make dem tink again about wetin dem sabi about how di first humans take evolve from ancestors wey resemble ape.

Wetin dem believe so far na say one ape wey dem call Lucy dey among species wey give rise to di first early humans, but dem fit tink am again based on dis new find.

Dem report dis discovery for di journal Nature."

WTF IS THIS?

>>10935692
I'm listening.

>>10935692
>>10936060
Read that backwards. These are Adamantians? They have been isolated during early human migrations. I only have a retarded understanding of the situation. They are not African.

>>10930068
wtf?!
BBC Pidgin is REAL!!!

google BBC Ebonics, brings you to BBC Pidgin
yikes!

>>10935827
What’s “insane” about the BBC providing a translation in a real language?

>>10936878
>ebonics
>real language

>>10935845
>Holy shit. I can't believe this exists either. Was the BBC hacked??????
I wondered the same. just up now:

>Wike and Ganduje
>'I no be dollars you fit put for pocket'
>Govnors of Rivers and Kano states don put leg inside one trouser ontop accuse say Port Harcourt scata Mosque.

Unbelievable!