/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10926759
Same shit as the last 20 years along with balding. All a scam.

>>10926759

I will gladly drop half my income into a company that has a decent chance of having me live decades longer AND in a more youthful body.

To truly show that they are on the right track I want to see a 90 year old wrinkled bald man rejuvenated with thick long dark hair and a youthful face.

Scientists: uhh we might be able to do it this century maybe if we're lucky
Journalists: IT'S HAPPENING ANY DAY NOW GET HYPE CLICK CLICK NOW NOW

>>10926915
No, that’s what the CEO of the company said. He has just as much reason to lie, though, to get investors “buy NOW NOW”

>>10926934
The thing is if anyone had a LEGITIMATE "anti-aging" technique which could be used to restore the cellular function of an old man into a young man they wouldn't need publicity they'd be making trillions from all the old rich fucks terrified of death.

>>10926954
why not just pump a person full of stem cells?
sure they'll get cancer in 20 places, but they'll be young again

If only we had a magic bullet cure for cancer.

>>10926759
Have you talked to old people lately
"Sucks to be you faggots, glad I'll be dead soon. Sorry for the mess!"

>>10927045
Well it's not really the magicness of the bullet, it's the aim of the shooter

>>10927045
Because you need stem cells with the person's own DNA.

Also, cancer doesn't matter if you can just cut all of it out and replace the meat you removed.

>>10927050
Yeah when you can live hundreds of years or more you'll actually have to give a shit about the long term effects of what you do even if you're a sociopathic politician.

>>10926906
>To truly show that they are on the right track I want to see a 90 year old wrinkled bald man rejuvenated with thick long dark hair and a youthful face.

>>10927059
Isn't induced pluripotence pretty easy now? Just take any old somatic cell.

>>10927075
But they're not going to do a very good job repairing the body if a lot of the ones you take are damaged. You would somehow need a way to filter out the bad cells, though maybe this is what you meant by causing cancer.

>>10926759
No, don't!!! Imagine how much wealth immortal jews can accumulate.

>>10927102
oh the other hand, rich people will live long enough to be sued for global warming and then die from preventable diseases cause they can't afford treatment and they lobbied congress to remove medicare for all

>>10926759
>Anti-Aging Breakthroughs Happening Now:
None.

>>10926890
>1940: I bet we'll go to space soon
>Fuck off
>1960: I bet we'll go to space soon
>I SAID FUCK OFF

>>10927141
Wrong, they will be the more equals one in the world communism that soon is going to come since you want it so much. Then you will unironically live in a wage factory while your kids are taken to vacancies to some island, for education of course.

>>10927607
space is useless to us. If anything leaves this shithole planet it'll be robots.

>>10929523
>implying we won't be the robots
Shed your meat prison and embrace immortal technological ascendancy.

>>10926759
I nurture a faint hope that these technologies become viable before I completely lose grip of my mental faculties so that I may restore my body to youthful condition then kms myself to show them what's what.

>>10927068
is it bad that I recognize the tranny face thats shooped on that guy

Something that I never really got
What is the point of all this?

>>10929596
I like the idea of being part of a machine race that has been empancipated from genetic slavery.

>>10926915
We've found one correlation that shows that some signs of aging are getting reversed by product X, though we're not sure if it works long term or if it produces good enough results long term to halt aging in a human population.

Journalists: "ANTI AGING MEDICINE IS SOON TO HIT MARKETS''

>>10926759
Great more people on this rock

Theranos 2.0. VCs geting dunked on again

>>10929596
robots will be our proverbial children, or the next step in the evolution of lofe, if you will.
You won't be a part of it.

>>10926759
Post TLDR or source from a respectable publication.

>>10930599
What do you think life extension therapy is for? And if all else fails, cryonics?

Enjoy permadeath, meatbag.

>>10926759
>blah blah "research" blah blah
>blah blah "____ SOON!!!" blah blah

Bump.