/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10876768
>1 pound of muscle due in 4 years
I failed my physical education degree

>>10876768
I feel you man. I hate writing.

>1 syllable due in 60 years

>>10876768
College App?
I hate writing personal essays if I know I have to appeal to someone.

>>10876768
You can literally finish it in 20 minutes.

>1 letter due in 500 years

>1 love letter due tomorrow
fuck what shall i write to her?

>>10878394
"I can't build muscle, is it ok?"

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>>10876768

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0 word essay due in 0 days

>>10878407
>>10878410
You can get a platinum quality 200 page dissertation in 5 days for 9 grand

Shit, is getting a PHD that easy?

>>10878414
Based NEET

>>10876768
never fails to make me chuckle

>>10878437
words arent actually that long

>>10878427
I looked at some of the samples, here's an excerpt from a Master's Thesis:

This research has highlighted also the importance of proper and appropriate evaluation of
instructional programs in order to ensure that they are meeting their stated objectives. There are
risks associated with the integration of technology into instruction and this research helped me to
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understand the importance of a system of evaluation that will weigh the pros and cons of a new
instructional delivery system to ensure that technology is not being integrated into instruction
simply because they exist but because they are effective in realizing statistically significant
results. This project has therefore been relevant in integrating all the concepts on learning and the
role that technological solutions play in that area.

>first steps due in 6 months

>syllabus based grade padding written assignment due 5 days after the quarter starts so the normie alcoholics can begin working on those C point stockpiles

Turn in the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" Copypasta

>>10876768
That's alright. You only have to write 10 words a day and even have a day to rest at the end, which I guess you'll need if this is your reaction to having to do a 200 word essay.

>>10876768
>300 word essay due in three weeks
>it requires at least one peer-reviewed source

>>10876768
Give yourself a greater challenge. It might make it more fun for you. Try writing it without a certain letter (draw randomly from scrabble tiles.) Or maybe see how many times you can insert the word "meow" into your essay.

>haiku due tonight
>cannot think of what to write
>fuck the japanese

>>10879018
nice

>>10878868
>you have no peers

i've done 4000 word essays in like one night, anyone else here /crunch/

>>10878405
Fuck you. You think people choose to be like this?? I'd be an absolute illiterate retard in a heart beat it i could at least put on some proper weight.

>>10876768
>virginity due 10 years ago

>>10878450
garbage

>15 paged research paper due last week for english 102
>me an maths student
OOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUGGG

>>10876768
>three week essay due in 200 words

>6 programming tasks due in 3 days in a language I don't even know
Motherfucker, I spent my holidays studying for vector calc and didn't open a txt editor let alone an IDE this whole fucking time

>>10877537
depends whether you care about quality

>>10878683
it's time to go back now, reddit