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I won the nobel prize, where is my free gf?

>> No.10819308

>>10819304
Lol, no you didn't

>> No.10819397

>>10819304
No frogposter will ever achieve anything.

>> No.10819573

>>10819308
His Fren Theory is actually quite revolutionary. Could replace String Theory.

>> No.10819577

>>10819573
Ed Witten is actually hiding the truth from us, M-theory half-rhymes with Fren theory. This is because privately using his enormous Phenotype Witten has in fact developed the TOE, Fren Theory, we are not yet ready for it.

>> No.10819578

the fren theory is heavily flawed, please refer to the recently published wojack white paper

>> No.10819583

>>10819578
You mean you haven't heard? Dr. Wojack was found to have had an elementary error in his work. He was seen apparently pink all over screaming in his office, he was talking to himself about being "Bogged" it was very strange.

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>>10819304
If I won the Nobel prize and got my $600k after taxes, the hookers charging everyone else $40 would tell me they cost $150,000.

>> No.10820746

>>10819599
Are you telling me you have 3 hookers?