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4chan here, what can I fuck up today?

t.suicidalsagesith

>> No.10813377

>>10813346
fuck off schizo, this is off topic, and sage.

mods: look at the “optimum theory” thread and it should be clear that this guy is at best a shitposter and more likely a very mentally ill person

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>>10813377
So you mean both efficient and effective enough to drain precious Optimum Theory resources for all eternity, AND I never have to sexually engage with a male ever again?

Thx brudda!

>> No.10813572

God of Retardation here, y'all can't stop me!

>> No.10813574

>>10813572
just stfu

>> No.10813584

>>10813389
The type who takes a selfie drinking monster on the stockholm subway with their glasses in their mouth, that's the wrong type

>> No.10813597

>>10813584
i wouldn’t be surprised if that were actually the schizoposter in question. school shooters and child porn distributors always turn out to be semi-autistic weird white dudes who never had a gf

>> No.10813599

>>10813584
Not for raping people in public!

t.Trump

>> No.10813606

>>10813599
stfu.

i’m beginning more and more to think you are a bot btw; your posts never answer questions or follow the conversation.

here: what is 9 plus a baker’s dozen? can you answer that?

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>>10813606
Permission for me to steal all my victims from White Women maternity wards! It's a sign! A blessing!

>t.22 Delta functor monad expressor!

>> No.10813614

>>10813610
please answer the question: what is 9 plus a baker’s dozen?

not following conversations and not answering questions is not helping your case

>> No.10813618

>>10813614
How did you not see the number 22 in my post, dude? Are you number blind?

>> No.10813625
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>>10813377
Fuck tha Cyber police
Comin straight from the underground
Old fag got it bad cuz im brown
And all of the other neets think
They have the authority to 404 the majority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a larpin /pol/ motherfucker with a dream and a gunt
To be beatin' on, and left for dead
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a thread
Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm an original gangsta
With a little bit of lore and a leaked teenager
Searchin' my exif, lookin' for the discord
Thinkin' every nigga is a cp shitlord
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Paul Fetch tho rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat a yellowfag out of shape
And when I'm finished, balls are gettin shaved
Then Ill post up memes of ya daughters
Still gettin' swoll while the pronz get hotter
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and spammin his stuff
And on the other hand, without a mod they can't get none
But don't let it be a incel with a morale sun
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Cyber police showin' out for the bump top
Desu will swarm
On any motherfucker in a gold uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the oldfag scene
Punk cyber police are afraid of me!
Huh, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of yellowfags, dyin' in a raid
Yo Anon, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the cyber police
Fuck the cyber police

>> No.10813628

>>10813625
K, have fun then Chaitanya! See you after you graduate from Chennai Business School!

>Telugu mother hath spoken!

>> No.10813634

>>10813618
if the number 22 weren’t wrapped in schizo shit then maybe i would take it seriously. it clearly was not an “answer” in the normal sense of the term, more like word salad with a neural network output inserted.

here’s another question then, one that isn’t as easy to find by google. how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

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Also, the police aren't real in any dimension. You smoking meth again, Chai/Shiva?

>Just told your mother what you've been doing down here. She is pretty pissed.

First Divine Pro Bono Publica Lawyer! <Dat me!

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>>10813637
>Chai/Shiva
Double Chai חַי=Double Life.
The word Chai (not the word for Indian tea, but pronounced with the guttural ch), is spelled חַי means “life.”

Do you see how fucking dangerously close you are to expressing pi imposing itself.
By roundabout back to the original instigator.

Police? Enforcement is mandatory.

>> No.10813656

>>10813634
it’s already taken bot namefag over 10 minutes to figure out a basic addition and subtraction question that any real human would figure out in a few seconds...

bot

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>>10813654
Yaaaay more friends for my money tree of faggot me!

>Original Tree Dick Man! *Gasp* it is so BIIIIIIG! Shame that chai isn't actually male!

>>10813656
Topping from the bottom. Most childish trick any submissive can pull. Y'all fell for the DREAMING MEME KING DRAGON!

>> No.10813666

>>10813584
>stockholm subway
Why not a bus in Oslo?

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>>10813666
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04SJDL-yEQo

>Shaddup PewDiePie! Kill yaself on camera!

>> No.10813678

>>10813664
still not seeing the very easy (for a human) answer to
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

>> No.10813687

>>10813678
another 10 minutes has gone by and the AI bot still can’t answer this

>> No.10813697

>>10813678
What's a human? I'm an Integra Divinitas. My name is Solivagus. How may I help?

>> No.10813702

>>10813697
oh, OK, you still can’t follow a conversation. let me remind you of the topic
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

>> No.10813708

>>10813702
The topic is, "4chan users commit mass suicide! Confirmed by Trump's public suicde! We are free of 4chan cancer! Hip-hop, HOORAY!"

>> No.10813709

>>10813676
Alright

>> No.10813715

>>10813708
can you answer this question then?
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?
it is simple addition and subtraction if you are capable of natural language (bots aren’t capable of that tho, sorry algorithm)

>> No.10813735

>>10813572
>can't stop me!
Literally the worst thing about gangstalking for me is that it tells me (my interpretation of what it tells me) that my enemies vision still shows them that they are are going to make money off of what they are doing, and I figure they are savvy enough about money that they would see a big loss if there was one close. When I say, "I'm going to make you loved ones eat shit before I mutilate them and psychologically torture them into mental dog food," and then they still all say, "I doubt it," it sucks for me. Maybe I'm underestimating their stupidity, and maybe I'm underestimating the surprisiness of my big reveal, but it is somewhat disheartening to know that things are such that they can reasonably (reasonably?) choose not to believe me when I say what their wages are going to be.

>> No.10813748

>>10813735
>gary goes full tooker

>> No.10813752

>>10813748
That's not Gary. He hasn't posted in this thread yet.
He's in another thread complementing himself right now. >>10813728

>> No.10813754

>>10813752
well good. we have no real schizos then, just bots posting schizophrenia shit that can’t even parse a simple riddle like
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

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>>10813754
I got disappointed after figure. Surely you could have used something like hyper coob origami.
You missed a big lul.

>> No.10813763

>>10813762
answer this then:
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

>> No.10813769

>>10813752

How much can you love your neighbor if you don't love yourself? Mark 12:30-31

It's about time that men are allowed to openly have high self esteem

>> No.10813771

>>10813769
>Mark 12:30-31
>>>/jesusfreaks/

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>>10813763
I said I can't into math. So the answer is 50 + 9 - 2.
Jesus. How the fuck can you think I'm a bot,
Is people not being able to give me a response that contains evidence to prove their position why?

>> No.10813774

>>10813773
wrong.

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>>10813774
Oh shit. The star points..

>> No.10813779

>>10813778
still can’t follow a conversation.
>how many lives do cats who died twice have if you give them one extra life for each point on the astronomical figure that appears many times in the top left of the american flag?

>> No.10813784

>>10813779
Yes, solo star point? Or is this about the many cats and if n boxes are present?

>> No.10813787

>>10813784
it’s easy if you’re not a bot. i’ll give you a hint. how many lives do cats have?

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>>10813787
Firstly. I've heard this 'riddle' before. It's specifically for being a holier than thought faggot, or teaching about many interpretations and distinction in langue construction.
secondly. It's either the 9 meme. Or the IRL 1.

But, you fucked this up.
You presented it as a bot check. Making the definition alter to a conceptual recognition test.

>> No.10813805

>>10813798
no, you fucked up. and yes, the answer to how many lives cats have is 9. you just can’t add and subtract so you’re in epic cope mode

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>>10813805
>epic cope mode
I'll let you have this. You're basically the first to have actually prove their statement of an error I've presented.
Bravo. I'll adapt thought. Will you keep up?

>> No.10813818

>>10813814
no, i’ll go on with a sane life while you revel in schizophrenic masturabtory shitposting. which i hope mods will eventually pick up on and give you a solid permaban

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>>10813818
>i hope mods will eventually pick up on
Oh I'm already known baby.

>> No.10813830

>>10813823
well then i guess we can’t rely on mods. only asshole gigabrain anons like me will be the last line of defense against schizo namefags like you

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>>10813830
Well, hop to it. It's a matter of time before my cascade proofs.

>> No.10813840

>>10813833
btw anime posting is an instant brainlet identifier.

going to bed now, hope you go back to plebbit but if not have fun making counterproductive posts here

>> No.10813849

>>10813840
>making counterproductive posts here
>>10813346
>sage = suicide Solivagus 07/17/19(Wed)14:25:24 No.10813346▶>>10813377
> 4chan here, what can I fuck up today?
> t.suicidalsagesith
>>10813830
>only asshole gigabrain anons like me will be the last line of defense against schizo namefags like you
>>10813814
>i hope mods will eventually pick up on and give you a solid permaban
>>10813840
>going to bed now, hope you go back to plebbit
>>10813818
>i’ll go on with a sane life

Nigger. Have you dissociated from reality?

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>>10813840
>Suiseiseki shitposting is plebbit