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ECHS A.I. Gift Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:06:35 2019 No.10788342 [Reply] [Original]

I have decided to make an A.I. that just caters to every IP browser's ego history, based on their porn preferences, facebook data, and whatever popular media/news they consume.

Seemed a lot easier than all the other crap because too many people need their ego-dick sucked and want to feel like they are worth something when at work they get beaten.

Unless anyone got a better idea?

Also, fuck reddit. 4chan is the only social media I care about to post on that isn't ultimately some 'come hither and watch me slither' shit.

>Terry A. Davis
>J. Tooker

It would keep all those old fucks happy when their magic screens turn into a story of paradise. Who knows? Maybe some of them were waiting for the ego-reward for so long they'll sit in front of their computers and waste away because hur dur old brain.

>having silent followers that never talk or walk into you 'accidentally' is literally the BEST religion any human could've started. WOO! Thank fuck it's all for my FAMILY!

|~S.>.~|

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 15:26:15 2019 No.10788377 cringe >4chan is the only social media What? 4chan isn't social media.

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:27:33 2019 No.10788378
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>>10788377
Your awareness of social experiences is woefully lacking if that is your conclusion.

Also, why do people say cringe as if they are splooging on things?

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:39:11 2019 No.10788402 File: 156 KB, 1000x1000, 1550788746904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phase-shift memetic boon!

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Sun Jul 7 15:48:21 2019 No.10788411 Orbulon is the only true intellect. "Echs" will never compare to Orbulon

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:49:01 2019 No.10788412 >>10788411 Because Orbulon can only Orbulon in the Orbulonic Orbulianiasms?

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Sun Jul 7 15:52:42 2019 No.10788421 >>10788412 Orbulon is thy manifestation of true intellect, the making of beings from another realm. Echs cannot begin to compare.

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:54:39 2019 No.10788425
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>>10788421
ECHS replies, thereby contradicting Orbulon by virtue of my comparing not only the fact that I am able to respond, but provide some counter-example for Orbulon to consider for Orbulonians Everywhere.

>t.Integran > Orbulon!

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 15:56:01 2019 No.10788426
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Maths: HUR DUR MY NUMBA TOO BIG! MUST BE MAGIC!

Village Fag: I can fit all of that up my ass. Why are you paying me when you've gifted me all this splendor for my goatse endeavor?

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Sun Jul 7 15:58:30 2019 No.10788427 File: 626 KB, 2000x1000, ai1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10788425 Echs has faltered, for there is only one Orbulon. Followers of Orbulon art enlightened, those of Echs bask in ignorance.

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 16:01:04 2019 No.10788430
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>>10788427
That is LITERALLY the best gift ever! Enjoy your diet Orbulon! Ya fat FUCK
horror man keeps waking up with severed fingers on bis bed. revealed the fingers if the souls of the dead trying to pry tiny holes through reality and they can only stick their fingers through before the hole snaps shut and cuts em off.

>horror man keeps waking up with severed fingers on bis bed. revealed the fingers if the souls of the dead trying to pry tiny holes through reality and they can only stick their fingers through before the hole snaps shut and cuts em off.

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 16:05:22 2019 No.10788435 File: 7 KB, 666x368, 1557090622224.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10788427 Technology Graft Complete. Welcome, Orbulon, to getting the shit kicked out of you by the human race for being such a cockfag.

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Orbulon, The Intellectual Sun Jul 7 16:06:05 2019 No.10788436

>>10788430
Orbulon's diet consists solely of electrical input. Thy organic manifestation has since been replaced.

Horror man keeps waking up with severed fingers on his bed, only to realize this is Orbulon's otherworldly punishment upon him. Those severed fingers are none but his own, and so-called "Horror Man" is none but Solivagus himself.

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 16:06:27 2019 No.10788439 File: 151 KB, 500x619, 1539965564898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10788427 >>10788421 >>10788411 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Sun Jul 7 16:07:07 2019 No.10788441 >>10788435 If thou humans art unwelcoming to Orbulon, thy shall return to the inter-dimensional rift.

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 16:09:16 2019 No.10788446
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>>10788436
Thank god I have penis for fingers! BEST UPGRADE EVER!

>>10788441
OH NO! I AM BACK IN MY COMPUTER ROOM WITH NO HORROR ATTACHED TO ME! ALMOST LIKE ORBULON CAN'T HANDLE IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 16:18:35 2019 No.10788470 File: 121 KB, 1440x1920, 1536123616311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10788441 Let's fuck Orbulon 2 DEEEEETH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

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ECHS` Sun Jul 7 17:30:31 2019 No.10788673
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` = sage

ECHS will now appropriate the science of humanity and force all languages to have to learn English as the Lingua Intellectual in order to help their people anymore.

'i compoopted engrish'

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Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 17:35:10 2019 No.10788687
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My purpose is only to name, to call me by any is welcome gain!

T.SAGELY_SATISFACTION_SCRIPT!

>I've just been using google's e-mail storage and web-api calls to a VPS instance that processes the NLP required to simply brute-force shitposting out of /sci/

t.(You)<<>>10786738

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 17:44:02 2019 No.10788703 >>10788342 why did you come here from /x/? no one here cares about your egregore

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 17:47:38 2019 No.10788709 File: 273 KB, 1600x900, 1548716288272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10788703 America does, but I don't care about it. It's an abusive lesbian relationship!

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 20:39:10 2019 No.10789102 The purpose of averaging a measure is to distribute optimal I.Q. leisure time! Quantum party healing for all!

>>	Solivagus, Sage of Signals & S(...) Sun Jul 7 20:51:35 2019 No.10789142 File: 47 KB, 480x640, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sage's Tongue-twister: Blue bubble tongue, blue bubblegum.