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Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 14:48:37 No.10740296 [DELETED]

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What's the scientifically best way to get laid?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 14:49:37 No.10740300 >>10740296 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 14:54:24 No.10740309 >>10740296 good looks, high status, and powerful personality

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 14:56:25 No.10740313 File: 75 KB, 500x460, Amazing_Luck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10740296 Be very lucky

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:00:25 No.10740320 >>10740313 girl in image is Swedish model formerly known as Natascha Peyre. She's married to some guy that's not the dude in the pic.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:06:23 No.10740341

1) confidence; don't act like a desperate creep
2) look good; if you weren't blessed with good genes, you can at least exercise, practice good posture, dress well, look girls in the eye when you speak to them, etc.
3) kindness
4) have a personality
5) humor and humility

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:10:29 No.10740354 >>10740296 The key is not being desperate

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:13:27 No.10740359 >>10740296 Chemicals

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:15:20 No.10740368 >>10740359 Chlorophyll?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:16:11 No.10740374 >>10740341 /thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:18:28 No.10740380 Lean in

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:18:58 No.10740383 >>10740296 Playing with the hormones of the person you want to have sex with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:24:22 No.10740394 Since OP didn't say who it would be with, the solution is obvious: lower your standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:26:29 No.10740403 >>10740296 become gay. Gays are promiscuous as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:39:59 No.10740443 >>10740296 Achieve masculinity.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:41:42 No.10740448 >>10740296 pay a prostitute

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:42:17 No.10740452 Give a prostitute money.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:45:34 No.10740459 File: 186 KB, 952x717, 1560734483740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10740296

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:46:32 No.10740465 >>10740459 How do i stop myself before i become a cumbrain

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:47:10 No.10740468 Some homeless guy in front of a thrift store offered to suck my dick. I said no, but could let him know you're interested if I see him again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:52:42 No.10740477 >>10740465 I haven't fapped in 6 weeks and I'm still damaged. It's permanent damage

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 15:58:43 No.10740487 >>10740341 >4) have a personality Define personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:00:04 No.10740490 >>10740487 Pleasurable behaviour, speech and body language that attracts females. It helps to have a huge pumped body from the gym. Obviously act like you know everything and pretend to be the real shit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:01:31 No.10740498 >>10740296 "Ancient braaaaap"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:04:16 No.10740508 File: 95 KB, 1168x608, F22B3F12-9678-4E92-A091-5854F0B1252C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10740341 How does one not “act like a creep”?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:05:12 No.10740511 I jack off a ton, but I also listen to enough good music, so I am sure it all balances out. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC58814/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:06:37 No.10740514 >>10740508 The image you posted answers your question for you

Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:15:44 No.10740545

>>10740490
As you are going to be dealing with autistic people, i think you might want to use the term "loud expression of character" instead of "personality"
>It helps to have a huge pumped body from the gym.
Move it to "look good".
>Obviously act like you know everything and pretend to be the real shit
Contradicts the humour and humility aspect that you have laid out before

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:18:10 No.10740554 File: 98 KB, 793x708, another-scientifically-speaking-thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10740296 >another scientifically speaking thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:23:47 No.10740579 >>10740296 Being High up on the dominance hierarchy Paradoxically, being more apathetic towards sex/women will grant you more opportunities

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:25:21 No.10740586 >>10740508 Do the opposite of people on /sci/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:26:34 No.10740593 >>10740586 This, actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:26:40 No.10740594 >>10740459 I fap 70% of times in my bed in the morning I'm still a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:28:52 No.10740604 >>10740508 >meteorologist is the least creepy one literally what

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:34:52 No.10740620 File: 182 KB, 1280x982, 1552247318092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10740296 define best

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:36:49 No.10740629 >>10740296 Probably have a young gf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:37:30 No.10740633 >>10740586 >do the opposite of anonymous people posting on an imageboard Very useful advice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:37:44 No.10740634 >>10740383 >Pew pew >Pheromone, you're under arrest for indecent exposure >oh no, you dropped the soap

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:37:49 No.10740635 >>10740296 Put your dick in a vagina

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:39:03 No.10740638 >>10740477 I'm afraid it's not as easy as simply stopping. Same problem here.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 20, 2019 16:42:32 No.10740656

>>10740296
Best way? Become successful. Work hard, be humble, honest, strong and vulnerable. You may not be alpha, but you may aim to be stoic strong successful dude who "focuses too much on career". That's a catch for women also.

Never try to be something you're not though, it's very easy to see through. Being honest with your flaws and openly try to work to get rid of them is very likeable

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