/sci/ - Science & Math

chemistry needs more.

>>1071743

and engineering, where are all the engies

Who's the guy with the top hat? He looks cool

social science and humanities is needed

Why isn't Matt Damon a janitor?

>>1071750
facepalm.jpg

>>1071750

Dorothy Hodgekin for Analytical Chemistry
Carothers for Polymer Chemistry

Where is Fenyman?

lol wtf this list is bullshit

im out

hilbert should be under algebra

>>1071773
You best be talking about linear

Biology: Psychology

>no gauss
lolno

>>1071788
nullstellensatz isn't a linear algebra result

>>1071798

>implying gauss was more important than maxwell in regards to electromagnetism.

>>1071799
No, I mean there should be no basic math class at the university of /sci/

Why is John Nash representing economics rather than Von Neumann?

Its a damn good thing I don't see any fucking Michio Kaku

why is there a biology teacher in the janitor section?

>>1071827
In fact, why isn't Von Neumann there at all? That guy contributed so fucking much.

>>1071834

>>1071826
by algebra i mean abstract algebra (including algebraic geometry and other stuff), which isn't basic by any means

Who is the engineering?

>>1071849
oh wait that isnt dawkins, is it? its hard to tell, where the fuck do you get these artifact ridden pictures?

Who's the guy for analysis?

Von Braun in aerospace engineering

Needs more gauss, von neumann

also:
>sagan instead of galileo
haha oh wow

>>1071863

David Hilbert. But I thought it was Hilbert for Geometry...

Who is Geometry, guys? Is it Riemann, Poincare, or other?

>>1071881
>> Galileo instead of motherfucking tycho

>my face when I realize Magnetiers

>magnet tiers

>>1071882

And I would have picked Cauchy for analysis, myself.

I lol'd at the bottom row

>>1071882

riemann

>>1071891
>drunk tycho instead of MOTHERFUCKING KEPLER

>>1071860
Its Chomsky

Technically Engineering isn't a Science.

>>1071917
>applied science

>>1071874
>>1071863
and maybe put Riemann for geometry. It would be nice to have Hilbert in there somewhere, but he worked in a handful of different fields. And throw in Erdos as some type of forestry professor because he published so many goddamn papers.

Dawkins for theology

Dean of Bible Study

>>1071924
But when you go to University it doesn't go under board of science it goes under its own wing. A university of /sci/ can have science and math. Engineering may apply them but isn't any one of them in itself.

>>1071930
Nah, dawkins doesn't get a mention not that hes bad its just we already have a better biology / media guy, one that doesnt think the solution to Christian lobbying is more lobbying.

Newton should be head of physics and Gauss head of mathematics.

>>1071894
-Apparently, mood altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on The Today Show.
-That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
-They said he was some kind of scientist?

Pythagoras: School chef

kolmogorov for probability

>no medicine faculty

Enjoy your anal prolapse. Who you gonna call then?

>No paracelsus in either biology or chemistry

He the founder of the modern versions of both of these

The math department needs to be redone.

Gauss should be department head.

Cauchy should be in analysis instead of Hilbert. Add algebra and put Hilbert in that.

Add combinatorics and put Erdos in that.

I also think topology should be added, but I don't have a good idea of who should represent it. Frechet? Hausdorff?

So how did Doubles Guy not get to be Professor of Probability?

Do we already have politics in our fake university?

>>1072004
its a university not a medical school or a teaching hospital

OP clearly don't know very much about mathematics.

>>1072050
>Implying medicine isn't a science

>>1072031

Yeah, the guy who equated Venus = Copper = the Kidneys was the founder of modern chemistry and biology.

Not.

Edison for head of the final aid office.

>>1072070
>Implying he didn't advance biology, chemistry and medicine hundreds of years

Applied Chemistry

>Took me forever to remember her name

>Head of mathematics not Srinivasa Ramanujan

wtfamireading.jpg

Computer Engineering is the sexiest, as usual.

>>1072089
Fat cow would have sufficed

mfw number theory - david hilbert:

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>>1072093
get over it faggot, he was exceptional at number theory and nothing else

>>1072093

YOU ARE AN IDIOT PLZ LEAVE THIS FORUM KTHXBAI

Gregor Mendel for university religious consultant or some monk shit

>>1072081

Nope. He did not.

well would you look at that

a bunch of white males

>>1072116

Dawkins for atheist religious support

>>1072109
>>1072104
>Butthurt

quantum mechanics - paul dirac

imokwiththis

>>1072122
0/10

OP here

keep posting, I'll be back ina few hours after class and update further.

>>1072129

> butthurt

The elements song as school fight song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIvXVMbII0

post their names

>>1072144
>Too mad to come up with a counter argument

wth put david attenborough for biology and media??

>>1072200
Sir David Attenborough to you americunt

well done with ventor for synthetic biology. assuming everyones heard his recent breakthrough?

dean of engineering

wow i never knew comp. science was about math

>>1072156

anyone that thinks ramanujan should be head of mathematics is obviously a teenager with an interest in pop science books and should not be argued with.

>>1072222
>Can't back up his argument with and logic or reasons

>>1072216

Yes please.

>>1072249

there were both logic and reason in what i said.

ramanujan was a very good mathematician. not god tier.

lots of identities. that's pretty much it. outside number theory? very, very little.

Where the hell is Bohr?

The man who came up with the nuclear model?

>>1072296

That'd be Rutherford.

>>1072296
>>1072296

what, the model that stood for about 10 years and gave incorrect ground state orbital angular momentum?

>>1072295
>3900 theorems
>Died at 32
>Not god tier
>Troll detected

>>1071733

FUCK YOU M00T YOUR CENSORSHIP

THE MYTH OF JEWISH INTELLIGENCE

FREUD WAS A FUCKING FRAUD.
Wilhelm Maximilian Wundt & William James made far more useful contributions to psychology. No serious psychologist accepts the vast majority of Freud's work.

EINSTEIN STOLE IDEAS WITHOUT GIVING CREDIT
Henri Poincare made major contributions to special relativity. Einstein wrote the paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" without giving ONE FUCKING REFERENCE to Poincare

The majority of famous celebrities Jewish are products of Nepotism, as is their success.

Many "Jewish" people only had one Jewish parent, and the vast majority could be mistaken for just another European.

"Jewish" inventors are overwhelmingly lackluster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepotism

>>1071733
ETHOLOGY:

Niko Tinbergen

Tinbergen is to Dawkins what the Obi Wan was to Anakin Skywalker, for all you Dawkinsfags out there. Him and Mayr basically laid the foundations for all of modern ethology (and Lorenz and von Frisch)

Chemistry needs Le Chatleier
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Lechatelier.jpg))

for his equilibrium principles.


antoine lavoisier for stoichiometry. held to be the father of modern chemistry.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Antoine_lavoisier_color.jpg

>>1072325

quality over quantity.

Galois, 1 key paper which opened a whole new field of mathematics. died aged 20.

god tier? still no.

you are a fanboy. ramanujan is not a god tier mathematician.

I'm confused about why Fluids is under Mathematics and not Physics.

Someone enlighten me, please?

>>1071733

FUCK YOU M00T YOUR CENSORSHIP

THE MYTH OF JEWISH INTELLIGENCE

FREUD WAS A FUCKING FRAUD.
Wilhelm Maximilian Wundt & William James made far more useful contributions to psychology. No serious psychologist accepts the vast majority of Freud's work.

EINSTEIN STOLE IDEAS WITHOUT GIVING CREDIT
Henri Poincare made major contributions to special relativity. Einstein wrote the paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" without giving ONE FUCKING REFERENCE to Poincare

The majority of famous celebrities Jewish are products of Nepotism, as is their success.

Many "Jewish" people only had one Jewish parent, and the vast majority could be mistaken for just another European.

"Jewish" inventors are overwhelmingly lackluster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepotism

DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK MIND IT MIGHT BE SHATTERED OP

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaphone_desktop_tool

>>1071733

vote for

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srinivasa_Ramanujan

>>1072413
>Implying his theorems aren't in everyday use

>>1072210

sorry fan boy.

and mendel made a great discovery, but it was a lot to do with chance sorry. respect to him tho.

Bill Nye?

>>1072555

fuck yeah nigga

votes for Srinivasa Ramanujan

Gotlieb Daimer.

>>1072555
For public relations.

sorry if i'm not well up on mathematical history
but isn't Lavoisier already on there as dean

>>1071733
little kid with too much free time.
GO READ A FUCKING BOOK! AND LEARN SOME SHIT!

>>1072492
Someone's butthurt cause we're so much better than him.

You can't honestly chalk up all Jewish success to something like nepotism. At least the other Jew haters accuse us of being evil masterminds, but you're even worse of an idiot.

whabout my nigga tyson for astro physics?

>>1072576
Nye, Sir Attenborough, and Sagan should be placed in the Admissions/Recruitment department of the University.

whabout my nigga tyson for astro physics?>>1072598


yeahhh nigga, i agrizzle with yizzle my nizzle

>>1072582
i can't fuckin' tell who that is.

>>1072604
Definitely a good place for Sagan to end up. That lets Galileo take the chair.

Guys who's to busy bitching to do science.

Max Planck's got to get some position. The guy's responsible for Quantum mechanics and one of the most used constants in physics.

>>1072665
Richard Snobkins? oh no

>>1072675
shit gets real when you see the planck constant in an equation.

Oh you know, you're working through a hamiltonian equation for kinetic energy and at first it seems like your magnitude is going to be way the fuck off but then planck comes in and is all like 10^-34 bitches!

>>1072665
YES

>>1071733
Who's the guy of Computer Engineering? Alan Turing?

>>1072742
samefag
Duuh, Alan Turing is of Computer Science.
But who's the guy of Computer Engineering?

Hermann Emil Fischer for chemistry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Emil_Fischer

>>1071733
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i feel like a nub, but maybe we should have names for these guys so that we can tell who is already up there. I have no idea who the dean is.

Where the fuck is tesla?

Thomas Young should be dean, dude was fucking amazing at everything,

>>1073042

On the right side?

>>1073006

Euler, he should clearly be the head of maths, while Newton professor of celestial mechanics.

>>1073042
eletrical engineering. look.

>>1073067
thanks man.

FUCK MAN, WE DECIDED THAT TESLA IS THE KING OF /sci/

>>1072995

would like to know this

>>1071733
>major branches of science & math
>science & math

WTF IS THIS ENGINEERING BULSSHIT THEN? ITS NOT SCIENCE OR MATH! KEEP THAT FAGGOTRY OUTTA MY /SCI/ AND THE UNIVERSITY OF /SCI!

Who is this guy?

i did some digging through computer age history. Computer engineering guy is Claude Shannon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Shannon

>>1073203
>>1073088
samefag here, i forgot to mention that i looked for this guy because of the help the other anon gave me.

>>1073203
thank ya

Ellen Richards for Environmental Engineering

>>1073171
I don't know but my friends say he's cool!

>>1071733
Gauss and Newton are definitely missing here, although I believe Leibniz >> Newton when it comes to Calculus. But he should get his own department at least.

>>1073269
Claude Shannon

Computer Science should be moved out of mathematics and into its own department.

Subdivide that department into such fields as automata theory, comptuational geometry, quantum computing, computability theory, cryptography, algorithms, data structures, architecture, logic, bioinformatics, image processing, knowledge representation, language processing, robotics, HCI, and so on.

Computer science here

who is head of physics?

what is fluid dynamics doing in math with that guy? I could see a picture of Navier or Stokes in fluid dynamics under math, but that isnt either of them, from what i could find.

Cauchy for rigorous analysis, Euler or Gauss for dean on math department. Srinivasa has no place on the list. who is that guy for Number Theory? Archimedes for geometry, why Riemann? Riemann would be behind someone for number theory and Cauchy for analysis. Hilbert should be there, but not for analysis! Gauss should be game theory, he started it. And there should be a fun an amateur math position given to Fermat

Im very interested in the history of math. i could go on forever

Electromagnetic Pokémon here.

>>1073460
fluids guy is stokes, and number theory guy is terence tao. also riemann made significant contributions to differential geometry.

Dawkins should get Biology & Media over David Attenborough.

Did you guys not see the shit Attenborough was spouting about Ida?

He hurt evolution more that day than a years worth of Creationist shit.

Where the fuck is Euclid and Pythagoras

>>1073656

they can be emeritus as they are quite old

if this is a list of the founders of /sci/ i think that some people are perhaps too new.

ZOMG A CATHOLIC CLERGYMAN IS PROFESSOR OF GENETICS??

>>1072127

Dawkins for Megaphone

>>1073983

eh I think Mendel is a pretty cool guys, he discovered genetics and isn't afraid of anything

I'm telling you, Von Neumann under mathematics.

Let's get some Perelman in this bitch

fuck year isengard kingdom brunel

>>1071733

Why is there no niggers?

Yeah one more for Gauss as head of Math... It's not even a question really.

"Sometimes referred to as the Princeps mathematicorum[1] (Latin, "the Prince of Mathematicians" or "the foremost of mathematicians") and "greatest mathematician since antiquity."
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