/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10702319
he nonironically probably got put into a psych ward after his graffiti got posted here. tooker is nonironically right and they're scanning sci actively trying to sabotage his great research. LONG LIVE TOOKER

>>10702321
>probably got put into a psych ward after
I did. It was in spring of 2014 after Joe and Helene concocted some lies, or made 'coction as one says, and then put them into an affidavit, and signed their names to those lies, and then bore false witness against me before the law man.

>>10702350
Hi tooker, hows the straight jacket?

Jonathan "I don't know how to do limits" Tooker

>>10702896
If you didn't know that this notation always produces the correct answer for equal exponents on the top on bottom then you probably don't know limits as well as you tell yourself you do
>Anon "Anonymous Coward" Futurvictim

If someone inserts another typo by deleting the word "of" or "be" from my intro paragraph for the fiftieth time, hopefully this pic will prove that there was a time when it didn't have those errors, and will be evidence that some third party is inserting typos into my text to try to make me look stupid... still here now even years later with no redress

Really... I tell you. When I get my hands on whoever inserts these typos, and who ever puts semen in my toothpaste, and whoever does all these other little things, I will hurt them severely. However, I want it also to be known that when I get my hands on anyone who says, "Because it's such a little thing, it's ok for that person to insert typos and sprinkle semen into his toothpaste, and there is no wrongdoing in such actions, even to include the breaking and entering required to get the semen into the toothpaste." they will meet the same terrible fate. Maybe some people on /x/ have an idea of the kind of fate I'm talking about, but I bet most of the people on this board don't.

>>10702319
Link to PDF. I need to read something that will expand my mathematical mind

>>10703316
I'm still editing the paper and I will upload it to the best website in the world, vixra.org, tomorrow on First Memeday.

If the pattern of all my previous papers holds, there will likely some sentences in there where the word "be" is conspicuously missing.

>>10703325
>there will likely some sentences
see what I'm talking about here? I guess people don't think that this is a capital offense, or they think it's the kind of offense that will earn you at worst a merciful death, but I'm going to disprove that idea with the Strong Violence Conjecture.

Hey so what was the SWAT situation about??

bump

There's nothing about the arrangement of the characters in the text of the posts in this thread that makes me think you guys work for Helene. That's a really bad position for you.

>>10703306
>who ever puts semen in my toothpaste
It was me, Jon, I confess. I cum in your toothpaste every night. I'm the one who gave you those anal implants. There's also a surprise hidden in your pack for you.

>>10703829
I'm going to reeducate the people in your family who thought it was ok not to kill you. Actually, I will use them as tools with educate the family that I promote into your family's former position. Education is better than reeducation, wouldn't you agree?

What's the deal with prime numbers again? We don't have a closed-form formula to calculate primes? Why isn't the sieve enough?

>>10703882
based!

>>10703887
>We don't have a closed-form formula to calculate primes?
no
>Why isn't the sieve enough?
sieves are computationally very expensive

>>10703285
See... I editted this sec 1.1 paragraph by reading it aloud about five times. Then I noticed the word "be" deleted and I fixed it. Then I read it aloud and it was fine. Then, later I noticed the word "of" deleted and I fixed it an read it aloud, and posted the screen shot. I see after I fixed "be" and "of," they also deleted the word "the" from in front of the phrase "third section." I have fixed it now, but I bet there will be another one that appears before I upload the final draft. I bet the relatives of the person who does this thinks that it is no business of theirs, but simply the fact that they are aware of this business and refuse and refuse to slay the person responsible is more than enough to motivate me to totally exterminate them with genocide.

>>10703984
So...you think people are somehow editing your work rather than you are just making simple typographical errors? How can you not see that you are clearly schizophrenic?

>>10704070
I have a video of people inserting typos into my posts. I have real-time video evidence showing my cleanly written posts flash from being cogent to being filled with so many typos that they ceased to be cogent posts.

>>10704277
Or maybe you're just cray-cray.

>>10704277
post the vids then

>>10702350
you can quite literally check the archive after the thread where his graffiti got posted and see he didn't post on /sci/ anymore after that

Jon is the hero /sci/ needs but doesn't deserve. Without people like him, this board would flood with reddit almost instantly.

>>10704397
>>10704419
this video shows, in real time, typos being inserted into my posts. Seven years later, they are still doing it.
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u7Q6o_1559880838

also, check out LOG
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ouzncf8tB3QvGjmIFPNrXvCwqjTjm3fP/view?usp=sharing

>>10704584
I did it. It was me.